His eyes or yours?

"Can we ignore our animals, the animals that have served us so selflessly?"
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
from an unpublished speech

Five-year old Brian Beller has been blind since birth. Until last year, when the eyes of Monchichi, an aging Brazilian chimp, were given to him. Young Brian now has the gift of sight. Unfortunately, Monchichi does not.

At the Institute of Animal Studies, we believe that the days of animal testing have long since drawn to a close, and now it is our turn to care for our fellow creatures. Millions of needy animals could greatly benefit from a new kidney, a spare lung, or a human eye.

Here are just a few ways that the IAS helped disadvantaged animals last year.

We encourage both monetary and bodily contributions. We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, organs, limbs, hair, tissue, skin, and fluids. And remember, your contribution weighing over one pound is tax-deductible.

You're reading ZUG,
the world's only comedy site.

Copyright 1994-2008 Media Shower, Inc.
All rights reserved. Advertise on ZUG.






today on ZUG
most popular
our
famous
pranks

GAB with
funny
people

about
ZUG