Prank #1: Stink Their Card

This prank works great if you have access to a friend or family member's wallet.

1) Download our FREE credit card cover and print it on a color printer. Carefully trim the edges, and cut out the center box using scissors or an X-Acto knife.

2) Stick it in your favorite bodily orifice for 30 to 5,000 seconds. Stinking the card at the end of a long day, or after a grueling workout, is ideal.

3) Next time you get access to your friend's wallet, pull out one of their credit cards. Using glue stick, adhere the stinky skin to the card, then put the reeking card back in the wallet.

4) Next time you hang out with your friend, casually mention, "I don't know if you've seen those new scratch 'n' sniff credit cards, but I ordered you one. Did you check out your wallet?" They'll be so surprised at this prediction, they won't think to ask how it got there.

6) When they find it, immediately say, "Check it out. Scratch 'n' sniff!" Who among us mortal men can avoid the lure of the scratch 'n' sniff? There is not a human alive who can resist its scented seduction.

7) They get a whiff of pitstank. Best of all, their finger reeks for the rest of the day.

8) Flee.