Prank #2: Stink-B-Gone

This prank is a little more gentle, works on your own credit card, and makes your ass smell good to boot.

1) Download our FREE credit card cover and stick it onto your own card [click here for instructions on how to skin your credit card].

2) Scent the card with something other than strawberry (e.g., pine spray cleaner, baby powder, Lysol, aromatherapy oils, or Lemon Pledge).

3) Invite your friend to dinner. When the check comes, pull out the Strawberry Stinkcard.

4) Casually mention, "I don't know if you've seen those new scratch 'n' sniff credit cards, but I ordered one. Check this out." (For this prank, you don't even need to suggest they scratch 'n' sniff. They will be unable to resist.)

5) No matter their reaction, insist that the smell is strawberry. Say that the stink is overpowering, and act incredulous they can't smell it. Pretend like you're concerned for their hypothalamus.

6) Cackle inwardly.