01/21/2001
Hargrave tries a daily column.
01/29/2001 - 02/02/2001
Getting laid off, a career training seminar, the phone guys, the cable guys, Bob & Ray.
02/05/2001 - 02/09/2001
The ninja of tidiness, job fairs, run-in with a meter maid, free MP3s, the new computer.
02/12/2001 - 02/16/2001
Life is great, Harmony cereal, Original Prankster, a difficult GMAT problem.
02/19/2001 - 02/23/2001
The origins of baked ham, President's Day, taking the GMAT, first interview, GAB version 3.0.
02/26/2001 - 02/28/2001
Haggling the whoopies, grad school applications, ZUG gets nominated for the HBO Aspen Comedy Festival.
03/05/2001 - 03/09/2001
The Aspen Comedy Fiasco.
03/12/2001 - 03/16/2001
Travels to Costa Rica.
03/20/2001 - 03/24/2001
Travels to Costa Rica.
03/26/2001 - 03/30/2001
Travels to Costa Rica, Printer Pranks.
04/01/2001 - 04/06/2001
The Hargraves are having a baby, possible baby names, increased pickle consumption, mood swings, more about the new computer.
04/09/2001 - 04/13/2001
Chocolat, Dance Dance Revolution, Napster, CompUSA sucks ass, Gallagher.
04/16/2001 - 04/18/2001
People who show off at the gym, CompUSA still sucks ass, John's Journal goes remote.
04/24/2001 - 04/26/2001
The ex-headhunter, everybody's smoking pot, The John and Tom Radio Show.
04/29/2001 - 05/05/2001
Radio show wrapup, 100 pages, how to annoy retail workers, cheering up pregnant women, bringing food into theaters.
05/06/2001 - 05/12/2001
Investment tips, toaster knobs, New England weather, genetically-engineered bananas.
05/13/2001 - 05/19/2001
The van of retards, fanny packs, the Egg Lady, Crapplebee's.
05/20/2001 - 05/26/2001
Falling prices at Staples, Dr. Dangerous, interpreting alien e-mail, Boys' Night Out in Vegas.
05/27/2001 - 06/02/2001
Boys' Night Out in Vegas.
06/03/2001 - 06/09/2001
Boys' Night Out in Vegas, new video segment.
06/10/2001 - 06/16/2001
English nannies, hermaphrodite babies, Gallagher gets mad at Hargrave, Boston drivers, AOL annoyances.
06/17/2001 - 06/23/2001
The new job, garbage men, Swordfish.
06/24/2001 - 06/30/2001
The Gallagher saga continues, the best pregnancy book ever, TwistedHumor.com, job interviews from hell.
07/01/2001 - 07/07/2001
Job interviews with Comedy Central and the President's brother.
07/08/2001 - 07/14/2001
Childbirth video, prank e-mail to Kellogg's.
07/15/2001 - 07/21/2001
X-10 parody ad, Sears rules, prank e-mail to Mr. Hat, an amusing photo.
07/22/2001 - 07/28/2001
More prank e-mail to Kellogg's, pregnancy classes, instant messenger etiquette, still warm dildos.
07/29/2001 - 08/04/2001
Sampling the grapes, wacky diaper names, Kris Kristofferson, an awkward moment in the shower.
08/05/2001 - 08/11/2001
Breast pumps, the first GABfest, prank e-mail to Raid, GAB@Work
08/12/2001 - 08/18/2001
More prank e-mail to Raid, the herpes jig, So Long To Red Dye #2!
08/19/2001 - 08/25/2001
Hurricane Chantal, pregancy pranks, BC, a painful grad school project.
08/26/2001 - 09/01/2001
More Red Dye #2, even more prank e-mail to Raid, running out of toilet paper, the Theory of Comedy.
09/02/2001 - 09/08/2001
Even more Red Dye #2, pre-parenthood jitters, racquetball, a Canadian TV appearance.
09/09/2001 - 09/15/2001
TV appearances, the most annoying word in the world, 9/11, a serious column, and the Osama bin Ladle.
09/16/2001 - 09/22/2001
The new baby!
09/23/2001 - 09/29/2001
New baby stories, the other Zug makes the news.
09/30/2001 - 10/06/2001
Raisin bran porn, funny GAB conversation, war on classic rock, amusing photo.
10/07/2001 - 10/13/2001
The credit card diagram, Laugh-ganistan, pasta abuse, mooning pumpkins.
10/14/2001 - 10/20/2001
The poop shoot, Anthrax, the mojo, Dragonball-Z, Sperel the Goose.
10/21/2001 - 10/27/2001
The Hot or Not Prank.
10/28/2001 - 11/03/2001
Halloween memories, how to TP a house.
11/04/2001 - 11/10/2001
Best baby songs, expensive milk, GABber gets a sex change, prank e-mail to Reese's.
11/11/2001 - 11/17/2001
More TV appearances, Crispin Glover is a stud, childhood memories, a door story, more prank e-mail to Reese's.
11/18/2001 - 11/24/2001
A drug trip, Who Needs Donuts?, giving thanks.
11/25/2001 - 12/01/2001
Getting caught in a hotel fire, instigating a fight at Starbucks, zit remedies.
12/02/2001 - 12/08/2001
Getting a back wax, misheard lyrics, homophobia, prank e-mail to Lean Cuisine.
12/09/2001 - 12/15/2001
Talking about Christianity, review of Osama bin Laden video.
12/16/2001 - 12/22/2001
The Great Santa E-Mail Prank.
12/23/2001 - 12/29/2001
The Great Santa E-Mail Prank, the GABber Christmas gift.
12/30/2001 - 01/05/2002
Happy new year, ice water dare, Li'l Squirt, more prank e-mail to Lean Cuisine.
01/06/2002 - 01/12/2002
Taking up smoking, racist ads, unfortunate last names, the great siphoning controversy.
01/13/2002 - 01/19/2002
The great siphoning controversy rages on, hottest and skankiest cartoon characters, a run-in with the police.
01/20/2002 - 01/26/2002
Electronic football, the slowest punchline ever, white elephant party, the movie before the movie, a poo story.
01/27/2002 - 02/02/2002
Annoying e-mail habits, grandma gets a WebTV, using the baby to negotiate a new car, prank e-mail to Fox.
02/03/2002 - 02/09/2002
Winning the Super Bowl, buying rubbers, more jokes from grandma, the Boston Pops, Enron.
02/10/2002 - 02/16/2002
GABFest 2002, stolen credit cards, a stoner story, prank e-mail to dictionary.com.
02/17/2002 - 02/23/2002
The great Dr. Ferber, free Tivos, more prank e-mail to Lean Cuisine, Jay's birthday, Hargrave's car is stolen (twice).
02/24/2002 - 03/02/2002
Amusing picture, crybaby schoolmate, misbehaving clocks, bonsaikitten.com.
03/03/2002 - 03/09/2002
Office birthday cards, disturbing picture, cops can help as well as hurt, voicemail annoyances.
03/10/2002 - 03/16/2002
The playground brick contest, more voicemail annoyances, Dubya, the ZUG superfan strikes again.
03/17/2002 - 03/23/2002
Squirrels in the attic, Xerox memories, awkward party moment, the great GAB 3.5 controversy begins.
03/24/2002 - 03/30/2002
The playground brick follow-up, bizarre laughing workshop, loo like pigs, thinking outside the box, April Fool's contest.
03/31/2002 - 04/06/2002
April Fool's Day contest winner, rejected ideas, butt rock, smart coffeemakers, Britney Spears' breasts.
04/07/2002 - 04/13/2002
The exact number of breasts in the world, professional whores, brain torture, back side embarrassments, wireless ZUG contest.
04/14/2002 - 04/20/2002
Goodbye to Tim Elkins, wireless ZUG contest winners, prank e-mail to Baby Magic, announcements.
04/21/2002 - 04/27/2002
Down-home snacks, half-hearted standing ovations, crooked mechanics, killing a co-worker, the zen of home improvement.
04/28/2002 - 05/04/2002
Star Wars spoilers, butt rock follow-up, cactus penis, peeing at the park, Cool Site of the Day punchline.
05/05/2002 - 05/11/2002
The Credit Card Prank.
05/12/2002 - 05/18/2002
Getting your computer hacked, evil horses, Richard Feynmann, error page contest.
05/19/2002 - 05/25/2002
More Star Wars spoilers, baby poo, important theological issue, exploding eyeball, error page contest update.
05/26/2002 - 06/01/2002
Supermarket run-in, Ask Jeeves blows, that Jared guy, error page contest winners.
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