Acai Energy Drink #1: "Hair of the Hippy"
submitted by Underwhere

Ingredients:
4 large strawberries
1/2 cup vanilla yogurt
1 cup soy milk
1/2 cup acai juice
1 dreadlock cut from an actual hippy*

Instructions:
Blend the first 4 ingredients until you have a smoothie. Pour into a glass. Garnish with the hippy hair.

*If the hippies in the health food store are surly, the lock of hippy hair can be considered optional, unless you have weed to trade in exchange for the dread.

Results:
Judges were pleasantly surprised by the taste of this smoothie: sweet, creamy, and fruity. We tried to secure a lock of hair from an employee at Whole Foods Market, where we bought the ingredients, but he looked at us like we were crazy. So we used a lock of hair from a hippy WIG instead. The strand of hair hanging off the side of the glass (see photo above) cost some points on healthiness ("usually I pay to keep hair out of my food" remarked one judge), until we assured them it was synthetic hair, not the unwashed hair of a dirty, patchouli-reeking hippy.

Final ratings:
Taste: 12/15
Healthiness: 9/15
Funniness: 12/15
TOTAL SCORE: 33/45