Acai Energy Drink #3: "Acai the Light"
submitted by Sippin Straw

Ingredients:
Acai juice
Ground almonds
Vanilla ice cream
Vanilla soymilk

Results:
Although the almonds were pulverized in a food processor before adding in the other ingredients, they still left a chunky texture that caused one judget to comment, "I don't trust any drink that I have to chew." One judge claimed the bits of ground almonds tasted like human fingernail clippings ("which would be fine ... if they were my own fingernails"). Judges felt the ice cream detracted from the energy and health benefits, and the one-pun name looked weak in comparison to the previous entry ("Let's rename it the 'Acai Fingernail Shake' and call it a day").

Final ratings:
Taste: 4/15
Healthiness: 6/15
Funniness: 8/15
TOTAL SCORE: 18/35