Acai Energy Drink #4: "Acai Chunk Blend"
submitted by Bill the Squirrel

Ingredients:
Bacon (for flavour)
Steak (for protein)
Acai (for good measure)
Orange juice (for Vitamin C and consistency)

Results:
While this entry may have been submitted as a joke, our judges thought it was anything but. "I would rip out my tongue and donate it to science," said one judge after sampling this foul, meaty drink, "except that science would no longer want my tongue. This drink has destroyed my sense of taste."

"How could they could do something so terrible to two meats that are so beautiful?" wailed another tester. Our third judge had perhaps the harshest words for this chunky beverage: "I've just become a vegetarian -- for life."

Final ratings:
Taste: -22/15
Healthiness: 3/15
Funniness: 6/15
TOTAL SCORE: -13/45