bridgie 223 11
10/17/2001 02:21 PM

No more clickies for you mister!

CandieKohrne 8,640 15
10/17/2001 02:22 PM

That absolutely had to be Sperel.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/17/2001 02:23 PM

They paid him in pounds?

Sperel the goose 2,909 11
10/17/2001 02:23 PM

Holy crap, I can't believe that made the papers. Me, Goose and Juanita were hanging out there and the dude came up to the door and was like, "HOLY Frost-ing Shakespeare THERE ARE GOOSES HERE WHAT THE HELL IS THIIS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" So we were like, "Chill out, dude. We're just freakin gooses. We're just hanging out here." Then he was screaming some more and I was like, "Dude, if you don't calm down, my friend Goose is gonna rip you a new one." And he was like, "A new what?" And then Goose started flapping his wings and honking and the guy was like, "Sweet sassy molassy!" Then he ran away. I am a goose.

bridgie 223 11
10/17/2001 02:24 PM

Okay, just one more, but none after this one.



*gives Sperel a clickie*



and i mean it!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/17/2001 02:28 PM

Hey, Mr. Goose. I saw you and a bunch of your buddies this morning near my house. Would it be ok if I took your picture and showed these people?

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/17/2001 02:29 PM

173 posts and Sperel has two happy faces.



I have two happy faces and I'm pushing 6600 posts.



Sperel is god. GOD I SAY.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/17/2001 02:34 PM

Heheh.



You laugh out loud at the Sunday comics, don't you Mr. Tavis?

John Hargrave 128,742 73
10/17/2001 02:36 PM

I am giving Sperel the first happy-face click I have given anyone, just for the phrase "sweet sassy molassy."

aushie paushie, puddin and pie 5,580 13
10/17/2001 02:43 PM

Yessss! Hargrave is in MY thread!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/17/2001 02:47 PM

Miss aushie = Black Widow?

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/17/2001 03:03 PM

Vic: I only laugh out loud at 'Marvin'.



That baby is Frost-ing funny.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/17/2001 03:07 PM

"sweet sassy molassy" is from a tv show. I think it's a show about sports or some Shakespeare. I just know the phrase is in my head from seeing commercials for some show I never watched.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/17/2001 03:08 PM

Excellent.



Seriously, I have quite a few geese in the park by my house. They usually just slowly walk away when I approach, but sometimes one of them is like "I'm tired of this passive, avoid the humans Shakespeare, I'm taking him out", and charges.



The nesting season has passed, so I can only assume that the goose wants nookie.

Sperel the goose 2,909 11
10/17/2001 03:13 PM

Getting the first of anyone's anything is like devirginizing someone.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/17/2001 03:17 PM

The gf and I used to go this pond by our house to feed the geese live there. There were 4 male geese and 4 females, but all 4 females belonged to this one dominant male goose.



He thought he was hot Shakespeare, so he'd always sit there biting our pant legs as we fed bread to the other geese. As if to say, 'Frost you man, I am a goose! I want some of that bread Shakespeare!'



One day he got too agitated and went for the crotch, so I dropped the bag of bread, reached down, grabbed the goose, and held him under my arm while I fed the rest of them.



He was a defeated goose from that day on. Anyone you know, Sperel?

Sperel the goose 2,909 11
10/17/2001 03:21 PM

I don't know, dude. I know some gooses, but even if I knew that dude, he wouldn't tell me. He'd be like, "Yo, I was biting this dudes crotch and he was like, 'Oh dude, you are a strong goose with many females for sex. You're cooler than me.'"

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/17/2001 03:22 PM

That took balls. When a goose gets his gander up (pun somewhat indended), I generally get out of the area.



I tend to think that a goose couldn't do much to a sweet big teddy bear like me, but I sure as hell don't want to deal with the therapy bill should the bugger kick my ass.

bridgie 223 11
10/17/2001 03:25 PM

You guys kill me. My sister thinks I'm nuts. It's not healthy to sit at the computer and laugh this hard.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/17/2001 03:28 PM

Hey Sperel, I'm part Chinese. Chinese people eat gooses sometimes. I bet you knew that though. But don't worry man, I won't eat you. We're cool.



My grandpa in China, though, I think he ate your grandpa Wang.



I'm sorry man.



I'm sorry.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/17/2001 03:31 PM

eating wang runs in the family eh?





















ugh

Sperel the goose 2,909 11
10/17/2001 03:32 PM

I don't think I've been eaten yet, so, as far as I know, I should be ok. I think I saw some Chinese people when I was hanging out with the Dali Lama. They were like, "Hey, are you a goose?" And I was like, "Probably." And then they were eating me and I was like, "Man, I love China."

5,580 13
10/17/2001 05:37 PM

SQUAWK!!!!

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/17/2001 05:37 PM

I love you, Sperel.

5,580 13
10/17/2001 05:39 PM

dude, simulpost

we are geese

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/17/2001 05:44 PM

Dude, I'm not geese. Can't you see? I am a poodle. That's messed up Shakespeare.

5,580 13
10/17/2001 05:46 PM

"we" as in we, not as in you and we.



we are we. we are wee.

2,438 13
10/17/2001 07:10 PM

What do you want from me!

1,116 11
10/17/2001 07:24 PM

We accept you, one of us!

Feeble 32,400 15
10/17/2001 07:40 PM

Sperel's beak is the terror of Gab.

Trae 156,785 17
10/17/2001 08:44 PM

I think geese are just misunderstood. I love 'em cause the down on their backs is so soft an cuddly.



Sperel, can you please tell your fellow geese to please try and stick to formation when they are flying? Often I look up and see that it's not a V and it just messes me up, man. Really.



Thanks ever so much. You are a good goose.

Dweezil S. Meniketti 77,546 17
10/17/2001 08:53 PM

Scooter got a smiley. That was funny.

Mullah Superkitten Omar 3,425 0
10/17/2001 09:04 PM

I know what you mean, Sperel. I was over there in China, trying to look up the Dalai Llama's skirt, and they're all "Hey, are you a kitten?" and I'm all, "Yea, bitch." And then they offered me this bath, only it was on this cauldron on the stove, and then I was cooked and they started eating my balls with chopsticks. I am a kitten.