19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:18 PM

So, how big was she?

Ti99Dinty4A 254 12
10/25/2001 02:21 PM

Finally something worthy of the Interesting button ... clickee for Crickette(tm)

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:21 PM

Wow, that kinda sucks for the guy she was with, eh?

Ti99Dinty4A 254 12
10/25/2001 02:24 PM

Actually Scoot, she kinda sucked for the guy Crickette was with if you take it literally.

3,425 0
10/25/2001 02:24 PM

Great, now everyone who enjoyed that mental image, This is what Miyu looks like.



</crucifying boners everywhere>

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:28 PM

Someday, I hope to also feel the joy of looking on as another man pounds my fiance.

postbear 10,158 13
10/25/2001 02:29 PM

fiance?



not fiancee?



i thought so....

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:30 PM

hell if I know

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 02:30 PM

And here I was, thinking this was going to be a witty thread utilizing a pun about having sex with multiple partners.



Now I just feel dirty.

Rat Eating Gabage Man 666 13
10/25/2001 02:32 PM

Congratulations?

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 02:37 PM

It's common knowledge that ugly people are the sluttiest of all.



Why do you think nude beaches, sex clubs, and bondage/discipline parlors are filled with only the most physically revolting examples of humanity?



Miyu, congratulations on living your predestined role as determined by your physical appearance.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 02:37 PM

Super classy, getting it on in the ladies' room.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:39 PM

I'm feeling so much pride right now.

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 02:41 PM

If ugly people are naturally sluts, does that mean we'll see a Miyu/Crissypooh/Scooter Beige threesome soon?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:47 PM

Hey, I'm not ugly! I got the same hotornot ranking as John Hargraves.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 02:49 PM

Man, I just don't get this. I'm WAY too jealous to let another girl anywhere near HeCabbage. I admit it. I'm insanely green when another girl even looks at him. I'd deck my best friend if she ever made a pass at him.



It would be all right if I had a girlfriend, but not all right if he had a girlfriend or a boyfriend. I'm hypocritical that way.



In the bathroom stall? Ugh.



I promised myself that I would never have sex in a car - I've expanded my list to include public places where people take a Shakespeare, as well.



I still feel dirty. Good thing I have a bottle of Listerine in my drawer to get the image of Miyu snowballing with some bar chick over a stinking pisspot out of my head.



I will scrub my eyes.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 02:50 PM

Superkitten gets a click for doing my job for me.

67,630 16
10/25/2001 02:51 PM

Why do you think nude beaches, sex clubs, and bondage/discipline parlors are filled with only the most physically revolting examples of humanity?



How do you know who frequents these clubs?

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 02:53 PM

Question: Miyu, how did you and two other people willing to sleep with you fit in a toilet stall?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 02:55 PM

Wow. Miyu is growing up.



Way to go.



I think.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 02:56 PM

I now love Miyu more than ever.

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 02:57 PM

with the exception of shecab, i can't get over how you lot seem so unphased by this.



it's MIYU. posting about a THREE-WAY as though she was talking about the freezerburned fishsticks she had last night.



i don't know about you yokels, but i see this as a sign of the impending apocalypse. from now on i'll be posting from my lead RV parked in the middle of montana.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 02:57 PM

The only thing that would have made this story better would be if the other chick was taking a dump at the time.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 02:57 PM

God I wish Ford could see this.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/25/2001 02:57 PM

Your first three-way?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 02:57 PM

Can I live in a tent next to your RV?

Capitaine Stuby 17,826 13
10/25/2001 02:58 PM

Superkitten is an AWP-using Insult Meister.



If you keep this up, you may one day join the Dark Side, young one...

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 02:59 PM

Holy Shakespeare. Five simulposts. This IS the approaching apocalypse. Satan is made of ham, and her name is Miyu.

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 03:00 PM

Fat jokes are easy, Stubinstein. Think nothing of it.

Galadriel 54 12
10/25/2001 03:01 PM

...still waiting for the punchline.......







what? It's true? Miyu!







*faints*

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/25/2001 03:02 PM

Dear Diary: That Billy Simmons is so mean to me! I think I'll go down on him last.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:02 PM

Yes! Come to the dark side, Superkitten! Keep it up!



----



Observation Imp: I know because that's all you hear. And because I've seen Margaret Cho's stand up routine. Trust me. She ain't pretty, and she's plenty slutty. She reports more of the same in the sex clubs.

Galadriel 54 12
10/25/2001 03:02 PM

wait---SheCab--



you have never, and will never, have sex in a car?









That's something I don't understand.

Dweezil S. Meniketti 77,546 17
10/25/2001 03:02 PM

Problem: Miyu would never have sex in a bathroom.



Problem: Miyu would never joke about having sex in a bathroom.



Solution: Moon hacked her account.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/25/2001 03:03 PM

Sex in a '79 Dodge Omni is futile.







Trust me on this one.

9,243 13
10/25/2001 03:03 PM

"Well Pa, our little girl done growed up now"



"Yea Ma, and she sure sucks a mean dick."

MrObvious 4 11
10/25/2001 03:03 PM

If I was in the same room with someone who spoke about another person's appearance the way you two (superkitten and tavis) I swear I would punch your lights out. You two sub-humans have no right whatsoever to make comments about someone else's appearance.



Frosters.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:03 PM

If we could just get her hooked on smack we could have our very own GAB scat porn star in no time.

froglord 9,243 13
10/25/2001 03:05 PM

Sex in a Ford Escort is a true challenge if either person is tall.

3,425 0
10/25/2001 03:05 PM

I was really drunk!





And yes, she tasted like ham.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:05 PM

I had an 84 Omni.



Good thing I was such a loser and I couldn't get laid.



MY Izusu pick-up truck was a pretty good Third Base Mobile though.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 03:05 PM

No, I've never had sex in a car. Nor do I want to.



I can just see Miyu now, rolling over after a snowballing session, wiping a bit of spooge from the corner of her mouth and declaring,



"I just can't wait to tell my internet friends!"

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:07 PM

>I had an 84 Omni.

>Good thing I was such a loser and I couldn't get laid.



That redundant comment was redundant.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:07 PM

You suck, Superkitten. It's lunchables.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:07 PM

* becomes erect from the mental image formed by cabbages post *

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 03:07 PM

It's always easy to make the "punch your lights out" comment from behind a computer, isn't it? You're just as likely to punch my lights out for my publicly saying that as I'm likely to publicly say that with Miyu in the same room with me. Of course in my case, it's because Miyu might eat me or sit on me.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:07 PM

Is anyone else getting turned on by SheCabbage's constant use of the term "snowball?"



Go for a ride, Ms. Cabbage?

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 03:09 PM

*sees it get dark outside. Hears deep, flabby, rumbling roar.*

Oh, Shakespeare. I'm sorry, Miyu.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 03:09 PM

Snowball snowball snowball!



"Snowball", to me, is either a cute name for a kitten or a packed sphere of ice crystals.



Perhaps I shall give it a new code-name. How about 'ReallyFrost-ingnasty"?

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:09 PM

SK, easy there. Miyu's apparently much more prone to eating people than we previously thought.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:10 PM

So Nut, how many chicks have you and Gavia picked up? Or guys?

shoelace414 10,080 13
10/25/2001 03:10 PM

I agree with The Rocking donkey (which premantly puts me on Nutbutters hate list) but I've been waiting for Crickette to post again, and she hasn't. and in the rankings she's under as Crickette, not Crickette(tm). I'm waiting for more conformation.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:10 PM

Mr. Obvious smells like ham, as well. I bet people called him fat in high school and he still holds a grudge.

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 03:11 PM

Yes, but I hear they can only see movement. So if I hold really, really still, and have a fan waft the smell of pork gravy from another direction, I might pull through alive.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/25/2001 03:11 PM

I'm agreeing with Donk. There are some tell-tale signs that it was a hack.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:11 PM

OnMouseOver=Miyu

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:11 PM

Wanna pick me up? I weigh... nope I can't do it.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:11 PM

Well, Scoot, there was that time we were in that Port-o-John out at Tanglewood...

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:12 PM

Scoot is almost as large as Moon, I hear.

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/25/2001 03:12 PM

I hope you can on day look, as a proud parent, to your child on your knee and tell her...





So daddy and I...

Yep in the stall... What? Yes it was flushed... Her? She was sloppy drink. Had she beer goggles? well... Daddy, he stepped into the toilet and...

shoelace414 10,080 13
10/25/2001 03:12 PM

OnMouseOver=Miyu



and Moon had a way to change the on mouse over back when gab forst went up.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:12 PM

I did the mouseover thing too. It could still be a hack, though.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:15 PM

The name takes you right to her profile.



What's funny is that Scooter's wondering why he didn't get any three way bathroom blowjobs when he was Frost-ing Miyu.

Dweezil S. Meniketti 77,546 17
10/25/2001 03:16 PM

All he had to do was figure out her password to post as her. C'mon, get real. Miyu wouldn't be very likely to have a threesome, and if she did, she wouldn't brag about it here.

Jim 641 12
10/25/2001 03:16 PM

Hey, Tavis, I bought you a present.

It's a "Jump... To Conclusions Mat".



"Yes! Nutbutter is Kenshin!"

Crickette(tm) 2,472 12
10/25/2001 03:17 PM

It's a HACK, people.



Note that the link is Miyu and takes me to her profile.

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/25/2001 03:17 PM

Oh, bad, BAD mental image, Tavis. I had forgotten that Scooter had previously Frosted Miyu. If it was a porn, it would be called..



Firecrotch, lard, and washburn.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:18 PM

Donk is just jealous it wasn't him siting on the Fergeson getting his spooge shared by Miyu and a friend.



Jim, you're on to me! I am Kenshin!

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 03:21 PM

for months i've been waiting for someone to accuse me of being kenshin.



the closest i get is when nutbutter calls me hollie.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:21 PM

Who says I didn't?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:22 PM

Onion = Tavis

38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:23 PM

Why can't I log in as myself?

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 03:23 PM

tavis = miyu

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:23 PM

Nutbutter = Jim

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:23 PM

Tavis created the character "Miyu" so he'd have an outlet for his Lunchables jokes.

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/25/2001 03:24 PM

Santa = Corporate Construct

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:25 PM

Squeamish = That guy in the trenchcoat down at the playground.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:25 PM

Squeamish = Scat porn producer trying to drum up business.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 03:25 PM

Nutbutter = the guy driving my "getaway van."

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:26 PM

Now the big question. Can you e-mail codeslave about this without him ripping you a new Emerson before he starts crying and convulsing?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
10/25/2001 03:27 PM

Threesomes are so 1995.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:29 PM

Tavis=Moon

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 03:30 PM

i doubt codeslave gives a crap, honestly. he's made it clear that we could burn this place down (in a purely technical, internetty kinda way, of course-- details forthcoming) and he'd still ignore us.



maybe it really is her. stranger things have been known to happen.

286,208 61
10/25/2001 03:30 PM

"lunchables" probably wasn't a very good idea for a password, huh?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:30 PM

*wonders what sort of thing CK is into in 2001*



Please don't say "making love" or I'll have nothing left to fantasise about.

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/25/2001 03:30 PM

I had an 84 Omni.



I hope you were on top.

froglord 9,243 13
10/25/2001 03:31 PM

CK, care to go back in time?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 03:32 PM

When engaging in a threesome with one's girlfriend and another lady, is it considered bad form to focus, say, 80% of the attention on this new girl?



I didn't think so.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:33 PM

I guess the person to mail would be John then.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 03:34 PM

Why would John care about Miyu snowballing with some chick?



Oh. wait.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 03:36 PM

Hey guys, why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?



He saw the snow blower coming!





Frosty the Snowman. Hehe.

Capitaine Stuby 17,826 13
10/25/2001 03:36 PM

I, too, cannot register under my own name. I asked Codeslave to fix it and he said he did.



sore kara........

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:36 PM

Is John anything even close to a 'sysadmin'?



That'd add a whole new twist to the story here.

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 03:36 PM

<nunonion>

that is NOT appropriate BOARD MATERIAL! young lady, get in the cloak closet and assume the position! i'll give you something to CRY ABOUT!

</nunonion>

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:38 PM

Scooter Brown



10/25/2001 2:21 pm



Who says I didn't?



----------



See thread title.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:39 PM

Oh, this is a scam by Miyu to raise her ranking.

9,243 13
10/25/2001 03:39 PM

young lady, get in the cloak closet and assume the position!





and bring a friend.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 03:41 PM

Oh, that must have been YOUR MOM!



HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FWOOOO!

shoelace414 10,080 13
10/25/2001 03:44 PM

ok yea.. I have to say Gab is much better with no supervision.

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 03:45 PM

first to post!



fdisk!



hot, hot like fire!



bada bada bada bada CATBOX!



snausages!



i repeat the same tired old board expressions on the 100th post because i love!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 03:45 PM

I kinda like supervision.



I can see girls' panties through their clothes!

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:45 PM

Oh wow.



Scoot.



Wow.









time for a nap there, little boy.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 03:50 PM

You look at the panties? Your priorities should be about 1 mm further than that, Herr Vicar.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/25/2001 03:51 PM

Her slacks?



(wide, naive anime eyes)

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/25/2001 03:53 PM

He means her heart.







aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww.

postbear 10,158 13
10/25/2001 04:01 PM

you breeders have the most pathetic sex lives.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:04 PM

I'll admit to having only had one woman in the past 4 years.



Openly.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/25/2001 04:06 PM

He had some difficulty opening the legs of the closed ones.

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/25/2001 04:07 PM

One woman?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 04:08 PM

The rest were technically not "women."



Some because of their age, others because of their genitalia.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:12 PM

Dangeo's niece was only 14 at the time.



Gavia's penis disqualifies her.



And Lammy the prostitute Sheep is of the wrong species.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:15 PM

Damn, there's a lot of posts here.



Too bad it's not really me.



Silly people, I only see Scott on weekends.. we live in different states!



It's ironic that you picked the name "Lisa" though... that's one of my best friends from high school.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:15 PM

But I'm honored that you all thought it was really me...





I think...

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/25/2001 04:15 PM

you breeders have the most pathetic sex lives.



You goof. Who the hell invented glory holes?

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:16 PM

Harlot!

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:17 PM

The dude with the yellow icon makes a good point.



After all, you fags have George Michael in your ranks. That's goofier than anything.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:17 PM

The question is, how did someone else use my profile?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 04:17 PM

You snowballed with your best friend from high school?

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:20 PM

Using whose spunk?

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:21 PM

And thank you so much for all your kinds words.



Emersons.



Especially you SheCab. Sheesh.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:24 PM

Does this mean I'm free to hate Moon again?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 04:25 PM

We're all free to hate Moon, Miyu.



Personally, that boy is my hero, whether he did this or not.

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/25/2001 04:25 PM

I was acting!



I knew it wasn't you the whole time, but I had too good of a post to let pass.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 04:26 PM

I was hoping it was you.

froglord 9,243 13
10/25/2001 04:27 PM

We knew it wasn't you.









You would have had the common decency to do it in the men's room.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:27 PM

I think it really was.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:28 PM

That's nice Tavis.



Funny how I could post while I was at lunch and shopping.

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
10/25/2001 04:29 PM

Didja get the three-way at Goldstar Chili for lunch?

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:29 PM

And if you think I would let another woman touch my man, you're wrong...



For my hands only.



Bah, I have work to do.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:46 PM

I figured you did almost everything while eating, Miyu.



How could you cram the rest of your life's activities into the remaining 20 minutes each day?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 04:48 PM

Sheesh what?



I think it's disgusting, whether it was you or not.



So sheesh back at you, get a hotel room.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 04:48 PM

She's only grossed out because she doesn't eat meat.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 04:48 PM

Miyu, you have called me an Emerson for having morals.



Feel my contempt.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 04:50 PM

I'm just glad I now know what you think of me. Thanks. I guess I can count you out of my list of "friendly gabbers"..

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 04:51 PM

wonders aloud whether Scabby spits or swallows

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 04:55 PM

Oh, gee, I am so hurt.



Whatever. I know hardly anything about your life, so who the hell knows what you like to do in your spare time.



Are you going to throw your dolly at me, now?

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 04:55 PM

uh, miyu? hate to point this out, but shecab wasn't really directing her comments to you. they were about the action. big difference. don't go writing someone off your little list or whatever because they don't like some kind of behaviour. especially one you say you were never even involved with.



speaks more about you to write her off for that than it does about her.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 04:55 PM

Woohoo! catfight!

286,208 61
10/25/2001 04:56 PM

Swallows like a hoover.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 04:57 PM

Onion, I think it was a case of the guilty conscience if you ask me.



snif

Thanks for standing up for me, though. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.



Nutty...



Catfights make the baby Jesus cry.

17,446 13
10/25/2001 04:58 PM

I can just see Miyu now, rolling over after a snowballing session, wiping a bit of spooge from the corner of her mouth and declaring,



"I just can't wait to tell my internet friends!"



Jumping on the bandwagon to belittle someone. Them are some fine morals she gots.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 04:58 PM

No way. The Baby Jesus was all about the catfights.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:00 PM

I am so terrible, oh yeah, oh yeah...



ostracize me for life.



Bwa hahahahaaa!

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 05:00 PM

Dude, that image just gave me a perma-limpie.



I'll never get it up again.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:00 PM

Actually, I just realized that sad attempt at a flame made no sense.



Because that's exactly what Miyu/NotMiyu did.



Eh?



Bwa ha hahaaahahahahaaa

onion 12,319 12
10/25/2001 05:02 PM

hey shecab, let me ask you something, just outta curiosity. i think your answer may prove my point here...



if it had been, say, bonky or poo or me or psych who had started this thread, would your reaction have been any less repulsed?



yeah, i didn't think so.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 05:05 PM

If psych started this thread it would have been the coolest thing ever.

286,208 61
10/25/2001 05:05 PM

It is her only source of protean.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 05:06 PM

We all jumped on the bandwagon to criticize someone we thought was guilty but turned out to be innocent.



This is just like what happened to O.J.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 05:10 PM

Miss Rose, you know that wasn't you. So don't worry about it.



Everyone else, shame on you for not seeing a very obvious imp and believing it.



That is a pretty cool security hole, though.

Peon 6,076 13
10/25/2001 05:10 PM

And Robert Blake, and Gary Condit, and...

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 05:11 PM

I don't think any of us really belived it, Vicar. I think a lot of us wanted to believe it though.



Sort of like The Easter Bunny.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/25/2001 05:13 PM

>And Robert Blake, and Gary Condit...



Except they were guilty, OJ was innocent. "The Man" framed him.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:17 PM

Onion, I think I would have gotten on your case even more, and been more abrasive.



I know you better.



(I find it amusing, by the way, that the geek men of Gab are fascinated by a conversation about whether or not I spit or swallow. Not like they're ever going to find out...unless I run into them in a public restroom somewhere...)

Crickette 2,472 12
10/25/2001 05:18 PM

I'm sorry that I assume when someone uses their name that they're talking about me.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 05:18 PM

SlutCabbage.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:19 PM

My only source of urinary tract infections?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:20 PM

But it wasn't you, now was it?



Get off your high horse before you fall off.

Melanie Haber 78,550 13
10/25/2001 05:20 PM

Is this what's passing for entertainment on Gab today? How sad.

Miyu, I never once for one moment thought that this was really you starting this thread.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:21 PM

So sue me, I thought it was her :)

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 05:22 PM

Your comment implies that we care capable of better, Miss Haber.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 05:24 PM

care, are, same thing. duuh.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 05:24 PM

That's "duh" Vicar. Get it right.

Melanie Haber 78,550 13
10/25/2001 05:26 PM

I don't think you care enough, Mr. Vicar sir.

Next time I want to see an even wilder, stupider imping job of Miyu for my amusement!

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
10/25/2001 05:28 PM

This one was funny enough.



Next time I want it to be Postbear claiming that he has the hiv.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 05:29 PM

Take me, Miss Haber.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 05:30 PM

How come in my almost 31 years I've heard the phrase "get off your high horse" about a zillion times but never once from a man?



It's a chick thing, isn't it?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 05:34 PM

Your step dad was a chick?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/25/2001 05:38 PM

How come every time I hear the term "turn on your heart light" it's by Neil Diamond?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
10/25/2001 05:39 PM

I have the same problem with Cracklin' Rosie.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/25/2001 06:34 PM

Man, that SheCabbage is one self-righteous bitch.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/25/2001 06:56 PM

And don't you forget it.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
10/25/2001 09:08 PM

so i'm confused. what makes the act of snowballing so disgusting? unless of course you're against oral sex in general. if that's the case, then stay away from me.



ooooooooooooh, i need a dirty gal...

Mr. Ref 756 11
10/25/2001 11:46 PM

It's not disgusting, it's just not fair because we can't do the same to females. Where's equality after all?



Juiceballing, anyone? Nectarballing in some cases, perhaps?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/26/2001 12:12 AM

The only thing that disgusted me was the idea that she's watching another chick bang her fiancee. And that chick apparently had a boyfriend too. None of that other stuff bothers me one bit. I'm all about banging two chicks unless I'm engaged.

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/26/2001 04:21 AM

I think the disgusting part is the ravenous lard-frenzied growls emitted from Miyu's throat while she fights over said semen.







Note, Crickette, I really have nothing against you. I just go after whomever I have the most comedic ammunition.

Princess Trixxie 65,021 15
10/26/2001 04:25 AM

Not a single one of you geeks would kick her off the your little wennies.

amy bounce 2,710 12
10/26/2001 04:25 AM

i would consider a 3 some only if i were the guest star. i am way too jealous of some other woman touching my man.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
10/26/2001 04:30 AM

i could do it. i think i could share my woman for a bit. she'd have to be willing to do the same, of course. if she wasn't comfortable, all bets are off. no way would i want to make her feel bizzad.

amy bounce 2,710 12
10/26/2001 04:33 AM

that's why you are the shiznit.

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
10/26/2001 04:35 AM

that settles it...



"come on, honey, we're moving to Florida!"

amy bounce 2,710 12
10/26/2001 04:44 AM

ok, but can you pick up HBE on the way?







thanks.

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
10/26/2001 04:50 AM

ok, I'll bring a friend, too. You're a 3 input woman, right?

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
10/26/2001 04:51 AM

*praying*

38,986 14
01/09/2002 06:15 PM

A-choo!

Lindsey 988 13
01/09/2002 06:29 PM

"If psych started this thread it would have been the coolest thing ever."



I three-wayed with Psych and Isaiah last summer.



Unfortunately, Psych already posted all about it.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
01/09/2002 07:30 PM

First of all

*drops Frost-ing dead*



second of all

That's my Frost-ing fantasy! Why is everyone having 3somes but me!? ARGH!

Mike Moon, America at War 4,366 14
01/09/2002 07:34 PM

Ive never seen this thread, how did I miss it. Am I getting blamed for anything?

Mike Moon, America at War 4,366 14
01/09/2002 07:37 PM

OnMouseOver=Miyu



and Moon had a way to change the on mouse over back when gab forst went up.



I did? Neato!

bonertheclown 855 12
01/09/2002 08:10 PM

Goddamn people it does not matter if it was or was not her she has been around here for longer than most of you and has pretty much always been nice you really Frosted up ripping into her like that. I for one am pretty dissapointed in seeing her treated that way by some of you, this place is supposed to be fun and I pretty much assumed most of us were sort of friends.

I think the personal attacks really sucked and you owe her an apology.

Sorry but I had nothing funny to add to this, what a bunch of Shakespeare.

Mike Moon, America at War 4,366 14
01/09/2002 08:39 PM

Listen Frostface. I agree as its obviously a fake. Now lick my scrotum burlap balls.

bonertheclown 855 12
01/09/2002 08:45 PM

Mike go eat a bowl of dicks you swag bellied man servant.

I got to get out of here I am starting to waste too much time again. Catch you later Mike

Superkitten Crotchbroth Grimley the III 3,425 0
01/09/2002 08:47 PM

I eat a bowl of dicks every morning. Great with butter.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
01/09/2002 09:24 PM

I know for a fact that Mike Moon did not start this thread.



And no, I didn't either.

Bean 8,503 19
01/09/2002 10:00 PM

I actually expected it to be Crickette saying she had her first three way... phone call.

Marilyn 12,471 13
01/09/2002 10:04 PM

But she just kissed une autre chickie. I know infinity chicks who have done that.





But I digress....Good job Crickie!!

Nutbutter 181,255 35
01/09/2002 10:08 PM

Better go back and read beyond the first couple posts, Marilyn.

Marilyn 12,471 13
01/09/2002 10:09 PM

*whine



Do I have to?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
01/09/2002 10:12 PM

Yes.



Twice.

Marilyn 12,471 13
01/09/2002 10:19 PM

I read this whole thread and now I want to die.



Are you happy now?!

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
01/09/2002 10:42 PM

Vlad is happy.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
01/11/2002 12:53 PM

I have to say, out of all of the threads on GAB, I think I love this one most of all.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 12:57 PM

I was just thinking that.



Whoever started it should be given fellatio by all the girls on Gab.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/11/2002 05:00 PM

it was me?

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/11/2002 05:03 PM

I personally can't believe that someone would actually talk about having a three-way on here. That is a very private thing....



You don't see me posting about the two times I was in a three way do you??











Oops.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/11/2002 05:07 PM

Have a two way with me and I promise I will/will not (circle preferance) post about it here.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 05:09 PM

I bought a three-way lightbulb once.



It didn't help.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 05:16 PM

Silly Vicar, that's not what they mean by "screw in a lightbulb"

shoelace414 10,080 13
01/11/2002 05:18 PM

Trae.. you realyl shoudl go back and read the entire thread. not just the ones in the beginning.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/11/2002 05:25 PM

I think I've already read it 3 or 4 times...... keeps getting better and better.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/11/2002 05:30 PM

she's talking about me!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 05:32 PM

It's certainly better than Cats.

shoelace414 10,080 13
01/11/2002 05:33 PM

I'd rather listen to a political disertation by Mel Haber than watch cats again.

10,008 13
02/19/2002 04:08 PM

*giggle*

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/19/2002 04:27 PM

She's probably preggers too. She is getting married.

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/19/2002 04:29 PM

Who? The fairy??

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
12/11/2002 02:06 PM

see people, this is the kind of controversy we need here. and i dont' remember miyu storming out in a huff saying she wasn't going to post anymore, either.

Sleestack 30,342 13
12/11/2002 02:31 PM

This is a pretty amusing example, given the history and the perpetrators behind it.



But I've said too much. (hit by blowgun dart) I fear for muhhhh... (thud)

Stinky 7,952 12
12/11/2002 02:33 PM

I thought that any sexual contact with Crickette would be considered a 3-way.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/11/2002 02:34 PM

Ooooooo Stinky, you so bad...

Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/11/2002 03:55 PM

What? Again? Damn that Miyu's a whore.

Vex 5,948 11
12/11/2002 03:56 PM

It would definitely be 3-dimensional.

salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
12/11/2002 04:12 PM

Meeeee-owwww.

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
12/11/2002 06:43 PM

A threeway would sure be funky. Amusingly, I know of at least two willing chicks. Neither are my wife, but I never considered it before it became an 'option'.



But, as history shows, I won't do it.

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
12/11/2002 07:03 PM

Hey Crickett? Still with the same guy after the three way??? Just wondering (researching)... I'm falling down a very deep hole.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
07/27/2004 01:17 PM

Heh. One of my prouder moments.

Ms. Trixxie (Rotten Eggsssssssss Farts) LeMay 65,021 15
07/27/2004 01:23 PM

so i'm confused. what makes the act of snowballing so disgusting? unless of course you're against oral sex in general. if that's the case, then stay away from me.



ooooooooooooh, i need a dirty gal...

DR had a pretty gross discription of it, something about like eating cold runny eggs. I only like mine hot fresh from the spigot.