postbear 10,158 13
12/13/2001 07:08 PM

what does this have to do with a sled dog race?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
12/13/2001 07:10 PM

So *that's* what an uncut one looks like.



Is it me or is this one off center?

postbear 10,158 13
12/13/2001 07:11 PM

quit looking at the dicks, fag.

aushie spoonhanger 5,580 13
12/13/2001 08:02 PM

Do you think this one has a shot at winning?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
12/13/2001 08:22 PM

Dammit, I thought that was a site about fishing!

vertical bob 26,707 13
12/13/2001 08:26 PM

I give Rod Taylor a 6.8, Rod Steiger an 7.4, but the clear winner is Rod Serling with a whopping 9.2.



It's whopping, that 9.2. Look at it whop.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
12/13/2001 09:24 PM

Oh, T4-



You gave me a major laugh!



Thanks for the site, DR!

Melanie Haber, Conspiracy Theorist 78,550 13
12/13/2001 11:01 PM

I only hope Rod Stewart doesn't catch word of this site.

That's all I need to see is his 90 year old, has been careered, wrinkly thingy.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
12/14/2001 01:26 AM

hehe, send it in. see what our own official gab dick [aside from postbear, of course] would rate.

postbear 10,158 13
12/14/2001 01:28 AM

you flatter me, HBE.



go snuggle trixxxie, you saggy-titted piece of crawlspace bait.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
12/14/2001 01:34 AM

He does, postbear.



He just wants some of your whole-grain Canadian goodness.

Doc 7,105 13
12/14/2001 01:34 AM

Send in the tattooed one! Uh.. for no special reason.





Though technically, it's child pornography.

da_pope 1,483 13
12/14/2001 02:35 AM

ya know, not to brag, but browsing that site has me convinced that i am truly 'above average'. how would i have known? i thought she was just being nice.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
12/14/2001 06:44 AM

crawlspace bait i may be, but saggy tittied i am not!

Bonky 75,728 15
12/14/2001 08:50 AM

I have no respect for those penii.

Trae (eater of worlds) 156,785 17
12/14/2001 09:21 AM

My ex's name was Rod. He was named that for a reason - - ahhhhhhh I'm gonna miss it.......er...HIM...miss him.





ahem

Princess(of Candy Land)Trixxie 65,021 15
12/14/2001 10:05 AM

Jesus what a bunch of size queens

Dead (Awww, Whos Counting) Robot 67,630 16
12/14/2001 10:11 AM

I though you'd like that site, My Fair Trixxie.

Bonky 75,728 15
12/14/2001 10:13 AM

Those are not the penises of happy, self confident men.

Feeble, Foe of Banality 32,400 15
12/14/2001 10:16 AM

I can't look at it, of course, because it might turn me gay.



However, I assure you mine is bigger. Really. No, I'm not kidding.



Why are you smirking at me that way?

Princess(of Candy Land)Trixxie 65,021 15
12/14/2001 10:18 AM

I just can't believe that some of those great Coleridges got like 3s and 5s, jes what do they want, something to through over their sholder and burb ?

Princess(of Candy Land)Trixxie 65,021 15
12/14/2001 10:18 AM

throw dooh

Bonky 75,728 15
12/14/2001 10:19 AM

So, if you take the B and the ity from your name, no wait.... what'shername told me why you changed your name to that.







We'll always have Paranalis.

Feeble, Foe of Banality 32,400 15
12/14/2001 10:23 AM

Of all the message boards in the world, why did you have to walk into mine?

Bonky 75,728 15
12/14/2001 10:24 AM

Feeble, Foe of Bonkality.

Declan del Rio McManus 131,867 36
12/14/2001 10:29 AM

Round up the usual suspects.

Princess(of Candy Land)Trixxie 65,021 15
12/14/2001 10:52 AM

On a completely unrelated note, I recognized a good many of those rod's owners.

Declan del Rio McManus 131,867 36
12/14/2001 10:55 AM

alert the media

Nutbutter 181,255 35
12/14/2001 11:01 AM

The media is aware already.

Declan del Rio McManus 131,867 36
12/14/2001 11:03 AM

Ooh, Nutbustr's losing his grip.

Jinx's Lubberly Unfathomable Ego 5,835 13
12/14/2001 11:11 AM

Trixxie, you are calling everyone else a size queen? Maybe people are just rating them on how pretty they are, irregardless of size. Besides, depending on camera angles, shadowing, etc...objects in the pictures may be larger (or smaller) than they appear.



You...you...size princess!

EvilPanda 4,807 13
12/14/2001 11:14 AM

There are some seriously ugly dicks on that site.

Dead (Awww, Whos Counting) Robot 67,630 16
12/14/2001 11:16 AM

As a Coleridge conneseur I have to agree with Panda. Some look like they've been through the Hoover one too many times.



I like the curvy-uppy ones. They remind me of circus dogs leaping through flaming hoops.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
12/14/2001 11:18 AM

On the internet somewhere is a photo of my schwanzestucke penetrating the soft, juicy, and cold flesh of a watermelon.

Declan del Rio McManus 131,867 36
12/14/2001 11:23 AM

Vicar-



Why are we not surprised to hear that?

Dead (Awww, Whos Counting) Robot 67,630 16
12/14/2001 11:33 AM

I ran "schwanzestucke" through Altavista.com's translator and got "Common Sense".

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
12/14/2001 11:39 AM

Really?



Maybe I spelt it wrong. Schwanze means "snake". And Stucke means "curiously shaped".

Dead (Awww, Whos Counting) Robot 67,630 16
12/14/2001 11:48 AM

Oh right...my bad.

Princess(Size Queen)Trixxie 65,021 15
12/14/2001 12:14 PM

Coleridges should be rated on Length and Girth, with asthetics as a factor only in the case of a tie in the length and girth catagories. The Princess has Spoken.

Senorita Cosa 18,219 13
12/14/2001 12:41 PM

Between my roommate and me we must have a good 500 Orlando-area Coleridges on our hard drive.


Soooo tempting...

Senorita Cosa 18,219 13
12/14/2001 12:42 PM

or would that have been "Between my roommate and myself?" Is that question mark placed correctly? Where have my grammar skills gone?

Declan del Rio McManus 131,867 36
12/14/2001 12:44 PM

Princess, dear-



Well, there are some endeavours which are more easily facilitated with a less- huge Coleridge, and there are some other endeavours that are better with a huger Coleridge.

Senorita Cosa 18,219 13
12/14/2001 12:52 PM

Based on my extensive research, the smaller Colderidge has a much higher probability of causing any sort of pain than the larger one. I'm giving a lovely semi-first impression of myself today.

Feeble, Foe of Banality 32,400 15
12/14/2001 01:21 PM

Bonky, I have never been your foe. I will give you the two passes to escape Amerika with The Cop, so that you can go live with Dead Robot and SU(V) and sing quaint love songs on his balcony.



Then Declan and I will flee to Greenwich Village and take up our new identifies.

amy bounce and her impending doom 2,710 12
12/14/2001 04:37 PM

<a href='http://www.ratearod.com/cgi-bin/view.cgi?letter=y&user=self41 '>this one is scary</a>



okay, i used the add a link thing, and it doesn't work. so cut and paste or something.