vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 12:52 PM

Betty Rubble's good. Daphne's better.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 12:54 PM

Blondie

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
01/11/2002 12:54 PM

dexter.



i mean, look at him! you just know he's gotta be hung like a horse.





no, wait. actually, i'd wanna have a three-way with him and deedee. she gots that teeny tiny torso!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 12:54 PM

Jeep.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 12:54 PM

Daphne's hot like fire.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 12:55 PM

Edna Krabappel



You just know she likes to be treated like a dirty little whore.

Squeamish 38,986 14
01/11/2002 12:55 PM

Scrappy Doo

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 12:55 PM

The mayor's secretary on the Power Puff Girls.



Last night Fuzzy the redneck became mayor and made her dress up like Daisy Duke.



Rowr!

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 12:55 PM

Crappy Doo?

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 12:56 PM

Betty Boop. After the first couple toons when she was an actual dog, but before the Hayes Code kicked in.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
01/11/2002 12:58 PM

I'd still shag Shaggy.



Forget Johnny Bravo.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 12:58 PM

Oh! Oh! Oh! Tex Avery's grownup, nightclub singing Red Riding Hood.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 01:00 PM

"Oh wolfie, oh wolfie, ain't you the one?"

The Lady (Gym Bunny) Trixxie 65,021 15
01/11/2002 01:00 PM

Fred from Scobby Doo

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:00 PM

Miss Buxley from Beetle Bailey.

7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:01 PM

Zoinks!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 01:04 PM

I think the Schmoo would be hot in the sack.



So delicious, so malleable.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 01:05 PM

Judy Jetson. Josie AND the Poecats.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:06 PM

I was holding back on the Josie and the Pussiecats 4-way.



Wendy from the original Superfriends.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 01:10 PM

Sody Pop from The Goddamn George Liquor Program.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 01:10 PM

I hesitate to say Aeon Flux because I'm pretty sure I wouldn't survive.

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/11/2002 01:11 PM

Fred from Scooby Doo was always my favorite as a little girl.



Another reason to love Trixxie.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:11 PM

Teela from He-Man. You know that she would do it angry-like.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 01:14 PM

Does Jean Grey count?



She could give a blow job from across the room. Great for those long and dull business meetings.

\/\/ ¥ |_ |} /\/ f R ¥ |} 1,323 12
01/11/2002 01:14 PM

The Powerpuff Girls' Mayor's assistant is called Sara Bellum, and she lives on 69 Yodel lane.



True story.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:16 PM

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?









Me neither, I was just asking.

Sneeze Knees 1,094 12
01/11/2002 01:16 PM

Sody Pop takes the cake.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/11/2002 01:19 PM

The farmer takes the cheese.

+19 Chickens 286,208 61
01/11/2002 01:19 PM

If you had no inhabitions, a three way with the wonder twins would be the answer to just about every imaginable fantasy.

Swollen Uvula 1,768 12
01/11/2002 01:20 PM

Straight: Jessica Wabbit



Gay: Wolverine

Stinky 7,952 12
01/11/2002 01:20 PM

Jem is truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. OhhOhhhOhhh JEM!



The Holograms looked like street whores and the Misfitts looked like drug infested, goth chicks. So, I guess I'd do them too.

\/\/ ¥ |_ |} /\/ f R ¥ |} 1,323 12
01/11/2002 01:21 PM

The Baronesse

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:22 PM

Firestorm in Spider Man and His Amazing Friends.



Mmmmmmm.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:23 PM

Natasha from Bullwinkle. However, this is one case where I would prefer the live action version.

Squeamish 38,986 14
01/11/2002 01:25 PM

The Blue Falcon

Inch High Private Eye, his niece, and the Hushmobile

The black-haired chick on Thundarr the Barbarian

Slowpoke Rodriguez

Ross Perot

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 01:25 PM

I'd give anything to deflower Sweet Polly Purebred.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:30 PM

The mom in Family Circus after she got her 1990s makeover.



In addition to Blondie, I forgot the daughter in a 3-way.



Dammit, we can put a man on the moon, but we can't have 3-ways with cartoon characters! Where the Frost are my tax dollars going?

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/11/2002 01:32 PM

If we're talking live-action versions: Batman.

Merkin 10,008 13
01/11/2002 01:32 PM

Anyone ever see Cool World?



A pretty crappy movie, all around, but human/cartoon intercourse was the crux of the plot.

froglord 9,243 13
01/11/2002 01:34 PM

Cheetara from the Thundercats. That was one hot Poe (cat).

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:36 PM

Holly Would was much better before she became Kim Bassinger.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:37 PM

And I'm with Homer -- Maude Flanders would be a dirty ....



... I guess that I shouldn't type that at work.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:38 PM

Poison Ivy in the cartoon version.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 01:38 PM

Does claymation count as a cartoon?



'cause Davey's sister probably grew up to give great head like most Christian chicks do.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 01:39 PM

Arrrrrghhhh! How could I forget my darling Harley Quinn?

postbear 10,158 13
01/11/2002 01:44 PM

smegma the dragon.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:46 PM

Didn't the Olsen twins make a cartoon?

\/\/ ¥ |_ |} /\/ f R ¥ |} 1,323 12
01/11/2002 01:46 PM

VB, I am soo with you my perverted father.

Squeamish 38,986 14
01/11/2002 01:46 PM

Hold your horses, dork.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:48 PM

There is no way that I touch that link at work.

Squeamish 38,986 14
01/11/2002 01:49 PM

It's pretty work safe.



No pics or sound, just text, and nothing graphic or really even porno.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 01:50 PM

Harley Quinn is the perfect bad girl, isn't she?

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 01:54 PM

I think I once masturbated to Heavy Metal</a>

Dead Robot, Burping. 67,630 16
01/11/2002 01:56 PM

I remember having a thing for Baloo from the Jungle Book. First stirrings of gayness, I guess.



I'd do Aeon Flux. And Trevor.



He ain't much to look at but Gaston from Disney's Beauty & the Beast, did show hairy chest at one point.

Underwater Animals 294 11
01/11/2002 01:57 PM

I always thought The Little Mermaid was cute. Though with the fins, I don't think I'm compatible.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 01:58 PM

The Harley and The Ivy

When they are both full grown

Of all the babes that are on the tube

These honeys bear the crown

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 02:02 PM

Wonder Woman can tie you up with that rope and make you tell the truth.



Hard to cheat on her, but the bondage angle would be fun.

Sneeze Knees 1,094 12
01/11/2002 02:03 PM

You people are sick.

Don Spudleone 323 13
01/11/2002 02:03 PM

The first thing that came into my head when I saw the Gaston pic was "Spock!!!"

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 02:06 PM

Anime seems to be under-represented.

Peon 6,076 13
01/11/2002 02:08 PM

Nutty's right.



Tarna was pretty hot.

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/11/2002 02:09 PM

Hmm. Most of these are probably obscure anime references, but let's go.



Cutey Honey(Her own 8-episode miniseries)

Deunan Knute(5-volume manga; Appleseed Saga; Masamune Shirow)

Briareos(Deunan's cyborg lover)



Uh.. No, I'd rather not get flamed further.

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/11/2002 02:12 PM

where this thread has been done before

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/11/2002 02:14 PM

I forgot to mention that mouse chick from Rescue Rangers, and Cheetara(already mentioned), also, what about video game characters?

Spongebob Squarepants 47 11
01/11/2002 02:17 PM

Taarna from heavy metal



I went to high school with a girl who looked just like her. She hugged me at graduation. hail mary mother of god



http://vegalleries.com/misccels/3heav11.jpg

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 02:18 PM

Laura Carrot from Veggie Tales would get you an express ticket to hell.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 02:21 PM

BUSTED!



"Ford Prefect



3/21/2001 11:49 pm





The girl who rides a dragon in Heavy Metal.



She looks just like Jessica Tucker from my high school, too, at least facially. She used to sit there in art class with this delightfully vapid expression on her face and her legs slightly apart. She wore great underwear. Me and my best friend used to take turns keeping watch for crotch shots. She hugged me at graduation. Oh yes. Too bad she was a 15 year old Freshman. And had an enormous and scary burnout brother."

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 02:21 PM

I suppose that video games are OK. Try for the obscure ones.



Like Eve at the end of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 02:23 PM

Damn, Mr. Nutbutter! I applaud your .... your ... let's call it obsessiveness.



Let's just say that your profound powers of observation are staggering.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 02:24 PM

You can thank Aushie for linking to that other thread.



I knew he couldn't stay away from this place!

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 02:25 PM

Spongebob, I am ashamed of you!



We do not condone stalking in GAB. Please end your obsession with this ex-GABber. Pretending to be someone will not bring him back.

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/11/2002 02:25 PM

Obscure video game characters.. Alright. I'd screw Pit from Kid Icarus.

Spongebob Squarepants 47 11
01/11/2002 02:25 PM

you Frost-ing bitch. Hehehehe!



I got away with it for a while.



Well damn. I don't really feel like getting big Shakespeares taken on me so I went anon. I guess I'm out again. Good work though Jim.



Peace out

Peon 6,076 13
01/11/2002 02:38 PM

He'll get you, Nutty.



And your little dog, too.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
01/11/2002 02:52 PM

I have this disturbing Captain America/Spiderman/Evil Panda fantasy. I'm all freaky like that.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 02:56 PM

When Captain America throws his mighty shield

All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield

If he's lead to a fight and the duel is due

Then the red and the white and the blue will come true

When Captain America throws his mighty shield

The Lady (Gym Bunny) Trixxie 65,021 15
01/11/2002 03:00 PM

Vintage 60's Ultra-Boy from the legion of superheros *drools*

GonzoXP Professional Edition 20,522 17
01/11/2002 03:05 PM

Gotta agree with Harly Quinn, and Deunan. I'll up the Anime ante by adding the Macross/Robotech "Bridge Bunnies" Kim, Vanessa, and Sammy (Shammie).

Kahm from Outlanders.

Any 3 of the Gall Force chicks.

Iczer One. Miya Alice. Miss Vision. Noriko Takaya (3-some with Noriko Sakai... J-Pop artist).



And Nausicaa.



Combine this with my psych-profile thingy, and I should be locked up.

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/11/2002 03:16 PM

Uh. What were the names of those robot/love doll chicks that followed Buaku around in Dominion?

GonzoXP Professional Edition 20,522 17
01/11/2002 03:27 PM

Anna-Puma and Una-Puma.



D'oh! cought in otaku trap

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/11/2002 03:30 PM

THat's it. I'd have to Frost them too. Also want to Frost Luna from LUNAR: Silver Star Story.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
01/11/2002 03:42 PM

Vlad likes all the chicks from Leisure Suit Larry 6, Love for Sail.

Brown Noser 84 12
01/11/2002 03:43 PM

If Alicia Silverstone was a cartoon, I'd eat the peanuts out of her Shakespeare!

Brown Noser 84 12
01/11/2002 03:43 PM

Mmmmmmm.....Victoria Principles.....Mmmmmmmmmm.

Brown Noser 84 12
01/11/2002 03:44 PM

CAN I GET SOME BEAN DIP OVER HERE?

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
01/11/2002 03:58 PM

Kazoo

Cap'n Stuby (Lord of the Onion Rings) 17,826 13
01/11/2002 04:00 PM

Um, if they're drawn female, I'd do 'em.



Let's leave it at that.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 04:06 PM

In a loophole, I'll take the animated Elizabeth Montgomery in the opening credits of Bewitched.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 04:06 PM

And Babs Bunny in the dream sequences where she is all grown up.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 04:09 PM

Debbie from Speed Buggy.

She-bot 909 13
01/11/2002 04:40 PM

Dexter in the laboratory with a rubber glove.



Steve Canyon is my comic book hero.

eBay has a couple full color front covers.



Me and Dot Matrix and MegaByte from Reboot for a threesome.



I'd like to watch Betty and Veronica with Jughead; I can't see Reggie sharing or Archie falling from "normal."

jellytot 3,504 11
01/11/2002 04:41 PM

UA beat me to the Little Mermaid, so I guess I have to settle for soggy seconds, or better yet Esmerelda from the Hunchback of Notra Dame, she was hot.

Nutbutter - the Crotch Rot of the Web 181,255 35
01/11/2002 04:46 PM

The best thing about sex with cartoons is that all you need to do is slap one of those "Acme Portable Vaginas" on someone and they turn into a chick.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 04:58 PM

Aren't all vaginas portable? I thought that was the point of a Booty Call.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 05:27 PM

Which Mary Jane is more doable -- in the Spidey comics or with Kirstin Dunst in the upcomming movie?

Shoveling Dead Penguins 698 11
01/11/2002 05:35 PM

I dont think I could just do one character. Now an orgy thats another story.



Lets see we would invite He-Man, Serpantor, Destro, Gambit, Mr. Sinister and Vampire Hunter D. We would do this all for the pleasure of Evil Lynn. You know that bitch was a man. Can we say drag queen.

There's still '03 Ashe 134 11
01/11/2002 05:45 PM

I would so do Impulse from the young justice league comic.



He wouldn't even think twice about it.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/11/2002 05:48 PM

Washu

Ukyo

That chick bounty hunter on Cowboy Bebop

Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Chouggy, yes those are my boobs 5,183 13
01/11/2002 05:52 PM

Why can't I even figure out the threads that will go one hundred posts?



I mean "Cartoon Frost-ing"? Who would have thought.

Chouggy, yes those are my boobs 5,183 13
01/11/2002 05:52 PM

Besides Kenshin.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 05:57 PM

I knew. Of course I'm probably resonsible for 25 of the posts.



I had this conversation with Mrs. Dork. I asked her if she had ever thought about having sex with a toon.



She looked at me like I was not quite insane, but pleasantly batty ... so I knew that I was onto a winner.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 05:58 PM

And besides, Fridays are good for whimsical topics.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/11/2002 05:58 PM

Like you haven't thought about it Chouggy.

ByrdMute 49 11
01/11/2002 06:08 PM

That chick bounty hunter on Cowboy Bebop



Faye Valentine? Unless you like 'em real young...in which case, Ed.



I'm surprised no one mentioned that chick from Roger Rabbit.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/11/2002 06:16 PM

I hate Ed

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/11/2002 06:24 PM

did anyone say Minme from Robotech?

1bigjinx 5,835 13
01/11/2002 07:12 PM

Vlad likes the Leisure Suit Larry chicks?



Hey, I once had the nickname of "Laura Laffer"...



Vlad...come to Jinxie!

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/11/2002 08:31 PM

That reminds me: Vampirella.

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/11/2002 09:56 PM

I didn't mean to be involved in outing Ford. Pretty cool though. I didn't suspect him at all.

SPNDXAVNGR 251 12
01/11/2002 09:57 PM

All of em.

0 0
01/11/2002 09:58 PM

ByrdMute, honey- SU(V) did say "Jessica Rabbit."





Oh, right you are. I must of missed that.

John Hargrave 128,742 73
01/11/2002 11:41 PM

This is a really funny topic. In fact, I was going to do a ZUG piece on it at one point, and even got graphics of all the cartoon characters I found sexy.



- The wife of "Adam"

- Dilbert's female co-worker

- Janis from "Arlo and Janis" (often, she is drawn in her underwear)

- Aunt Fritzi, a no-brainer

- Garfield (only if I was drunk)

- Lois from "Hi and Lois" (a MILF)

- Sally Forth



And the #1 sexy toon on the comics pages ...



- THE SECRETARY FROM BEETLE BAILEY!



I mean, C'MON! ARE YOU KIDS TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE SECRETARY?

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/12/2002 12:27 AM

1bigdork



1/11/2002 12:00 pm





Miss Buxley from Beetle Bailey.



-------------



Perverts of a feather ...

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/12/2002 12:28 AM

The mom from "For Better or Worse" looks like she could use a good pity Frost.



And after all of those kids, she is bound to have had herself fixed.

Chouggy, yes those are my boobs 5,183 13
01/12/2002 12:30 AM

You are old.

Sir Geek 1,427 11
01/12/2002 02:39 AM

For those who like sisters..



The Brady Sisters



Didn't you just think Cindy's braids would make good handles ?

Lindsey 988 13
01/12/2002 02:53 AM

I'm sure some exist, but I'm having a hard time thinking of some nice, sexy, objectified cartoon boys. Clickies to anyone who can provide a link or two?

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
01/12/2002 03:01 AM

How about He-Man, Lindsey



Although with that haircut he looked a bit on the fey side.

Mike (Rimmer, Ben Mofo, Dumpy) Moon 4,366 14
01/12/2002 11:33 AM

Does it make me gay if I say Solomon Grundy

Feeble [ Who can't think of a good tag right now] 32,400 15
01/12/2002 11:45 AM

Betty and Veronica from "Archie". More jugs than Jughead ever dreamed of. W00T!



General Halftrack's secretary.



Wonder Woman, as played on TV. I forget the actress, but she REALLY filled that suit.

jinx goddamned onion 5,835 13
01/12/2002 12:15 PM

Hey, there are some pretty cute x-men. Like Bishop!

Feeble [ Who can't think of a good tag right now] 32,400 15
01/12/2002 12:36 PM

Don't forget the Cajun guy with the cards, what was his name? Truxillo?

Feeble [ Who can't think of a good tag right now] 32,400 15
01/12/2002 12:36 PM

Oh, wait, it was Gambit. Sorry.

Sir Geek 1,427 11
01/12/2002 12:37 PM

You mean this actress ?

Feeble [ Who can't think of a good tag right now] 32,400 15
01/12/2002 12:41 PM

That's the one.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/12/2002 01:08 PM

Adam Hughes has done some amazing Wonder Woman cover art.



Black Canary, now, she always had it goin' on.

Lindsey 988 13
01/12/2002 02:03 PM

Ooohhh...I like Gambit.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/14/2002 12:29 AM

I read the Sunday comics today. This is the first time that I was reading them as a talent scout.

Sleestack 30,342 13
01/14/2002 12:51 AM

I'm thinking Penelope Pitstop from The Wacky Races.





Pitstop... heheheheh

Brooke 0 0
01/14/2002 12:54 AM

Ooh, I'd do Shaggy now in a second. When I was a little kid, I used to fantasize about all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rescuing me from my forced wedding to that brain dude, after which I would marry each of them.

Sleestack 30,342 13
01/14/2002 12:59 AM

I think I saw that porn film. "Teenage Oversexed Tantric Turtles"

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
01/14/2002 06:47 AM

FOUND IT!



I've been looking for that page for a very long time.

postbear 10,158 13
01/14/2002 06:49 AM

we can see why.



is mystified.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/14/2002 08:06 AM

Why that is outrageous! Truly, I am shocked and bewildered that someone would even...



Hey, look! They updated!

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/17/2002 01:07 AM

Timmy from South Park.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/17/2002 01:11 AM

that page is awesome

Lindsey 988 13
01/17/2002 01:42 AM

I love this one.



*wants a bite*

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/17/2002 02:05 AM

they don't allow offsite linking? That's odd for a non-geocities tye site.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
01/17/2002 02:06 AM

tye=style

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/17/2002 02:10 AM

Why is Thing from the Addams Family in that picture?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/06/2002 01:57 AM

Now that I know who Wolverine is, I would so do him!

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/22/2003 03:58 AM

Aunt Trixie from the "Nancy" comix

full lips Missiles for breasts...



Jessica Rabbit



Josie and all the Poecats



Striperella



I need some alone time

Pubah: Bonky's Highlighter of Love 56,744 18
04/03/2004 01:33 PM

Storm

Rogue

The 'Family Circus' Mom (She's a Closet Freak)

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 02:01 PM

Steelheart from the old Silver Hawks series.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/03/2004 02:03 PM

Dazzler.

Knewt the Cute Noiseless Mute 159 10
04/03/2004 02:35 PM

i would Frost the Shakespeare outta 'the family guy' daughter.

firm ass, small titties.



i hate myself...

TableTopJane 173,954 15
04/03/2004 02:40 PM

Gambit. I loves me some Cajun Cowboy.

Pubah: Bonky's Prizefighter of Love 56,744 18
04/03/2004 05:54 PM

I'm suprised Ms Punkin hasn't mentioned Gumby.

Freckle-licious Punkin 3,585 11
04/03/2004 06:53 PM

Hell, I was thinking Miss Buxley, too.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
04/03/2004 09:37 PM

i think i have said this in another thread, but my first crush (real or illustrated) was Jessica Rabbit. What a fox.