Sneeze Knees 1,094 12
01/13/2002 01:34 AM

Jizz.

Brooke 0 0
01/13/2002 01:34 AM

Just get some conditioner, it doesn't matter what kind, and pour half the bottle in your hair. Leave it in for an entire day, and more if you can. When you waShakespeare out, your hair will be... awesome.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
01/13/2002 01:36 AM

Are Werehamsters allowed?

Crescent Fresh 10,666 13
01/13/2002 01:38 AM

If they leave their penis at the door, yes.

Therlin - † # € ® ‰ | /\/ 12,200 13
01/13/2002 01:38 AM

egg

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
01/13/2002 01:40 AM

I like the Aussie "3 Minute Miracle" Conditioner stuff. Whenever I feel like my hair is a bit on the dry/damaged side I use that.

vertical bob 26,707 13
01/13/2002 01:40 AM

Mayo.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/13/2002 01:41 AM

Soul Glow.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/13/2002 01:41 AM

Callie, get your ass in chat!



Please.

Crescent Fresh 10,666 13
01/13/2002 01:43 AM

What, I can't chat? You don't want me?

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/13/2002 01:43 AM

As a guy, I loooooove the way that Finesse conditioner smells.



I don't have a clue what it does for your hair, however.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/13/2002 01:45 AM

No, all are welcome.



It's just that Callie tends to spend more time than most talking about blow jobs and how sexy nerds are.



Things that are no longer relevant to my life, but are still fun to reminise (sp?) about.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
01/13/2002 01:47 AM

I'll go in if there's other people there..

Mike (Rimmer, Ben Mofo, Dumpy) Moon 4,366 14
01/13/2002 02:00 AM

Frizz Ease products are amazing (by John freida, available at drugstores,Target, Wal-Mart,etc) they make hair nice and silky

Sneeze Knees 1,094 12
01/13/2002 02:28 AM

Jizz Ease products are good too. I'll cook some up and send it to you.

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/13/2002 09:51 AM

Mayonnaise is actually excellent for hair. Slap it on, wrap it in Saran Wrap for a few hours, shampoo it out.



If you want to go a more conventional route, some of the best products for hair I've ever used are made by Lush, which unfortunately doesn't have any stores in the US, BUT they have some in Canada. Their Coolaulin conditioner (smells like coconut) is the best stuff I have ever used, bar none.



The Canadian website is poorly designed and quite slow, so I suggest looking at the British website to browse, if you're interested.

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/13/2002 09:56 AM

I just had another look at the Canadian website, and it's a lot better than when I went there last. Maybe they were in the middle of a facelift when I went before.

Bonky 75,728 15
01/13/2002 10:36 AM

Biolage. Yes. Thank. You.

ByrdMute 49 11
01/13/2002 02:18 PM

Try Aussie Slip, I find it works, and you don't have to leave it in long at all. If you want to leave it on your a bit longer though, I suggest mixing some of it into water and you can spray it on as a leave in. I would about 1 part conditioner to 4 part water.



Eggs are also good to use on your hair, though they can be hard to wash out.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
01/13/2002 02:24 PM

Rub your hair with monkey feces.



Post pictures on GAB.

postbear 10,158 13
01/13/2002 03:52 PM

lush has great bath bombs, but their stores stink so much (of perfumes and soaps and such) that i have a hard time getting within three blocks of one.



yes, i groom myself on occasion.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
01/13/2002 03:56 PM

How very reassuring

Crescent Fresh 10,666 13
01/13/2002 04:24 PM

I looked through the Lush site and it looked intriguing, so I orderd the lemon shampoo, the chinese hair mask stuff whatever, and the coolaulin conditioner.. If my hair ain't pretty after that, I'll be pissed!





BTW, I handed out many interesting clickies, thanks you guys

Phuc 237,915 21
01/13/2002 07:08 PM

Do you have any friends who have the kind of lush, silky, omigawd-i-wanna-touch-it kind of hair that you crave?



Chop of her scalp and wear it as a wig.

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/13/2002 07:44 PM

Hurray! Let me know if you like them, Crescent. I've never tried the lemon shampoo, but their other lemon stuff is nice.



I use the stout shampoo usually. They used to have one called "plantational" that had lots of plants in it and was really thick and yummy, but they seem to have stopped doing it.

Squeamish 38,986 14
01/13/2002 07:46 PM

Peanut butter, beer, and mayo are good for your hair.



Not at the same time, though.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
01/13/2002 09:03 PM

I only use shampoo if it has lemongrass extract in it.

aushie 5,580 13
01/21/2002 12:33 PM

Did your Lush stuff ever come?

Superkitten Wobble Deutchendorf 3,425 0
01/21/2002 12:55 PM

I don't use conditioner, but I feel with my Jesus hair, I should be allowed here. The two shampoos I have in my shower right now are Jason Cosmetics Hemp Shampoo, and another hemp shampoo from Sun Dog.

1bigdork 7,825 12
01/21/2002 02:00 PM

Kitten, does this mean that you plan on trimming a few ounces, er inches, from your hair for medicinal purposes?

Brown Noser 84 12
01/21/2002 03:47 PM

I have a question for all of the ladies/girls.



If I told all of you that you hair smelled good, would you think that was sexual harassment?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
01/21/2002 03:48 PM

Depends on where you're smelling.

Crescent Fresh, Pee Chick 10,666 13
01/21/2002 05:41 PM

Oh, sorry Aushie, yeah, it came that day.. heh.. I LOVE it it smells nice

froglord 9,243 13
01/21/2002 05:46 PM

If your nose is in her crotch, the comment about hair smell is merely an observation. If you're in the elevator, hair smell comments are harassment.

Squeamish 38,986 14
01/21/2002 05:47 PM

I use $0.89 shampoo from Wal-Mart.