676 12
01/13/2002 03:11 AM

You sat next to Squeamish?

Brooke 0 0
01/13/2002 03:26 AM

If the joke was so obvious, then why didn't it pop up two hours ago?

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
01/13/2002 03:34 AM

maybe because no one cared?

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
01/13/2002 03:36 AM

It had erectile difficulties and just found its Viagra?

aushie waffle-whiner 5,580 13
01/13/2002 09:44 AM

I thought the elf guy was hot too. The real-life actor's name has the world "Orlando" in it somewhere. He's apparently been on the stage only prior to this.

Brooke 0 0
01/13/2002 12:17 PM

Grr, but I want people to care! This is a semi-geek's perspective on this movie, as opposed to one of a hard core geek, who would obviously be biased. I did like the constant Led Zeppelin references (I know that the books came first, but if I think about the idea that the gods themselves might be/have been geeks, then I feel faint), and the troll, whom I called Giant Transcendentalist, was adorable.

Therlin - † # € ® ‰ | /\/ 12,200 13
01/13/2002 12:19 PM

All I can say about this movie is "Better than Harry Potter"



But then just about any movie is better than Harry Potter, even Star Wars.

Brooke 0 0
01/13/2002 12:25 PM

Right on, brother!

EvilPanda 4,807 13
01/13/2002 12:41 PM

Lets see if you can say that after "Attack of the Clones" starring N*Sucks.

Brooke 0 0
01/13/2002 01:05 PM

N'Suck are making a movie? Has the entire world gone crazy? I thought they'd burn out after their first crappy CD, but they're still going strong! Grr! I hate pop, and everything it represents. It's not even real music-- it's catchy, superficial ditties performed by beautiful people. And they consider themselves musicians! They don't even write what they churn out-- they're machines, pure and simple.

ByrdMute 49 11
01/13/2002 02:09 PM

The actor who played Legolas is named Orlando Bloom. He would be hot, but his name makes laugh every time I hear it.

ByrdMute 49 11
01/13/2002 02:10 PM

Not only does it make laugh, it makes me laugh as well.

Lindsey 988 13
01/13/2002 04:03 PM

I heard on NPR yesterday that N'Sync are no longer going to be in Attack of the Clones, due to overwhelming negative response. So y'all can rejoice or whatever.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
01/13/2002 05:28 PM

Not quite true, acording to Lucasfilm, the scene is in until Lucas cuts it in final edit.

Candie Kohrne's Big Ego 8,640 15
01/13/2002 05:39 PM

due to overwhelming negative response



George Lucas doesn't give a Shakespeare about overwhelming negative response. He's said as much in defending his decision to have Jar Jar in Ep 2.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
01/13/2002 05:41 PM

And bad press is better than no press.

Lindsey 988 13
01/13/2002 06:21 PM

Well, it's what I heard on the radio; I dunno if it's true. But I reckon that the Star Wars fans who wouldn't go see a movie with N'Sync in it would be more than made up for by the throngs of N'Sync fans who would go see it.

Brooke 0 0
01/13/2002 06:31 PM

Why do N'Suck have throngs of fans, but really awesome artists like Joe Bonamassa (?) are starving?

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
01/14/2002 05:03 AM

Vlad thinks N'sync stinks. Vlad thinks problem with pissing off core audience, despite getting new fans is that Episode III won't make any money. Vlad thinks Lucas smokes crack on weekends.





Vlad can't back that up with proof though.

19,242 12
01/14/2002 07:47 AM

Takes long drag off crack pipe



Hrmmm... My daughter likes Barney. He'll be in the next movie.



realizes Jar Jar Binks essentially is Barney