My job is gone
A comedy conversation
by ByrdMute  49  11
01/19/2002 04:22 PM 104 views
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I had to stop working due to school. Now I need to find a job with better hours.
Um, any ideas for jobs with flexible hours. I'm thinking lifeguarding as a possibility.
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Chuckleworthy
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Porfiry 0  11
01/19/2002 06:26 PM
whoring, of course.
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No More Drama 78,550 13
01/19/2002 06:31 PM
Hmmm...it's January. Lifeguarding! Perfect!
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Dirk Lately 14,001 13
01/19/2002 06:32 PM
Shepherding is on an upswing.
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
01/19/2002 06:33 PM
Medical test subject.
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violentsquirrel 0 0
01/19/2002 06:37 PM
a guard at a male prison.
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Porfiry 0 11
01/19/2002 06:38 PM
if I were a lifeguard, I'd let all the Frosters drown
hmm..
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Jinx the Assailer 5,835 13
01/19/2002 06:40 PM
Nonono...
Women's prison! Sounds sexxxy!!!
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dinesh 24,862 16
01/19/2002 07:39 PM
i lifeguarded in college. decent money, but you have to pay attention (no homework). Having said that, I used it as a steppingstone to the lucrative "building supervisor" role. all of Dillon Gym was my kingdom.
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Brooke 0 0
01/19/2002 07:55 PM
Sell booze to minors at ridiculously inflated prices.
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No More Drama 78,550 13
01/19/2002 08:08 PM
Or at the same price. Doesn't much matter to them either way, since they don't have to have I.D.
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Brooke 0 0
01/19/2002 08:10 PM
Yeah, but then she doesn't make a profit.
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Cap'n Stuby, Professional Buffoon 17,826 13
01/19/2002 11:31 PM
To quote the great MC Paul Barman:
"A handjob's a man's job, YO job's a BLOWjob!"
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ByrdMute 49 11
01/19/2002 11:50 PM
Well, first I'd have to get the booze, and I'm a minor so I'd have to buy at inflated prices.
I could lifeguard in January, there are plenty of indoor pools around here. Of course I would be a bit nervous, but I should try it, as I went to the trouble of getting certified this summer.
Hm, blowjobs...I could sell balloons with that old guy on the sidewalk.
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Some Guy 19,242 12
01/20/2002 12:40 AM
Or you could take to sucking Coleridge like a good little girl.
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EvilPanda 4,807 13
01/20/2002 01:34 AM
Set up a webcam with streaming video. Take suggestions for what to do with yourself from people tuning in. Charge money.
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
01/20/2002 01:42 AM
Listen to the Panda
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Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
01/20/2002 07:05 AM
Vlad thinks that's bad idea. Don't cave into peer pressure! Gay people, please quit picking on poor defenseless straight people! Vlad thinks it isn't very neighborly.
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vertical bob 26,707 13
01/20/2002 08:21 AM
That would depend on the neighborhood.
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vertical bob 26,707 13
01/20/2002 08:21 AM
Curse you, Mr. Rogers!
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