Some Guy 19,242 12
02/11/2002 12:13 AM

Shut up.

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
02/11/2002 12:20 AM

john said we're supposed to be nicer to newbies who post stupid Shakespeare.



so, uh... here goes, i guess.



um, i really love how you're pointing things out that were the product of banal pseudo feminist thought ten years ago. that really makes this place the pinnacle of comedy it's become today. good job. keep it up. we love you. we want bonky to have your babies. squeamish thinks you're always right. i will never flame you. ford has monosyllabic replies to your posts.



women want you, men want to be you. you win. you are the king.





now go the Frost away.

Therlin 12,200 13
02/11/2002 12:35 AM

Barbie was the head of the Fourth Section of the Gestapo. He died in 1991.

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/11/2002 12:38 AM

The Klaus Barbie doll!

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 06:45 PM

Onion single-handedly made this thread the third all-time funniest thread, as of this moment anyway.

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
02/15/2002 06:49 PM

wow!



a full pee tube!



seems maybe the number of posts to a thread as related to the number of otto spanks has something to do with how high a thread ranks in Ye Ole Annals o' Funny.





<-- SMRT

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 06:51 PM

So we are slowly diluting the funniness of this thread.



Buy the way, I get the SMRT reference.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 06:51 PM

By the way.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 06:52 PM

Now this thread is #18 funniest. Such power to destroy!!

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/15/2002 06:55 PM

Stay out of any of my threads Candie!

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 06:57 PM

What what what?!!



Chouggy is erykah_badu?!!

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 06:57 PM

Oh, oops, I totally misread that.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/15/2002 06:59 PM

Does anyone read out "erykah_badu", or do they just identify the combination of letters like I do?

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/15/2002 07:00 PM

combination of letters

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/15/2002 07:10 PM

'yawns delicately at erykah'

Microcube - self medicated! 13,428 12
02/15/2002 07:47 PM

eryka badu is crappy R&B rap/Shakespeare

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
02/15/2002 08:11 PM

Barbie was modeled on a young Lonni Anderson, true fact, So I was told.



I'm a Barbie Boy

Just a Bar Toy

Bend Me Over

I'm still Sober



Grab me by the Hair

I'll Sniff your Underware

Treat Me Crappy

Make me Happy



Come on Bar Boy, Suck My Big Toy

eww eww eww eww.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/15/2002 08:12 PM

Didn't Barbie come out before Loni Anderson became popular?

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/15/2002 08:14 PM

Barbie's OUT?



Midge!!!!!!!!!!!!!







launches onionflare

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/15/2002 08:18 PM

Barbie was not modeled after any real person.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/15/2002 08:19 PM

Loni Anderson was 12 when Barbie came out (February 1959)

Viscountess Ashe 134 11
02/15/2002 08:20 PM

thats what they want you to think, but in actuallity, there is one anemic in the world who looks just like her. She had lyposuction and had the fat implanted in her breastesses. She is currently in a hospital hooked up to a resperator and IV.

sexhead 12,287 12
02/15/2002 08:37 PM

at the fact that you know the date of Barbie's debut so readily, i am slightly disturbed.

and ever so slightly titillated.

24 10
05/21/2004 06:22 PM

has anyone noticed that Barbie's cheast is a lot bigger then her friends?



and if Barbie was a real person she would be a foot taller then the largest women,and all her organs would be in jars because her stomach is too small for them.