The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/13/2002 10:44 AM

Lesbians are idiots.



I had a girlfriend who just loved having sex in front of me with one of my other female friends, Rosie Palm.

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:01 AM

I think lesbians are pretty smart, actually. They get to have sex with girls and not have to use icky condoms.

NapoleonJinx 5,835 13
02/13/2002 11:02 AM

How do you know she's coming out?



Did you read it on the Internet?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/13/2002 11:02 AM

She's coming out.



She wants the world to know.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/13/2002 11:02 AM

No, he saw a picture of her.

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:04 AM

It was a headline on one of those awful tabloids in the supermarked. Evidently she admits to being a lesbian in her new biography.



It's too bad we can't use this as an excuse to take all those adopted kids away from her.

Mike Moon, Lieutenant Colonel Fucktard 4,366 14
02/13/2002 11:04 AM

So being in love with Tom Cruise was a lie?

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/13/2002 11:05 AM

There are very few people in this world I would wish a slow, painful death on. Rosie is one of them.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/13/2002 11:05 AM

Rosie O'Donnel is a lesbian?



Quelle Surprise! </sarcasm>

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 11:07 AM

Rosie is a dyke? Then that makes Exit to Eden an Oscar-worthy performance!

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:09 AM

Who'd have thought that an overweight, leftist, shrill, man-bashing female might prefer the company of her own sex?



Maybe she'll get a show with Ellen Degeneres and the script can consist of them saying "I'm a lesbian. Are you?" "Why, yes, I am. And you?"

Therlin 12,200 13
02/13/2002 11:09 AM

Sorry, I meant to post this link but forgot.



Of course it's not like she needs a book or sitcom appearances to tell the world that she is a dyke.

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:10 AM

Some idiot sportswriter (male) once asked Martina Navitrolova if she was still as lesbian.



She replied "Are you still the alternative?"

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 11:23 AM

I sure hope that the means a quick flaming death for Rosie's show & magazine, just like with Ellen.

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/13/2002 11:26 AM

I don't know. Her obvious lack of talent and personality hasn't hurt her ratings at all.

Dangeo 2,691 13
02/13/2002 11:27 AM

Next thing you know she'll want to grow facial hair and a penis.



She'll be competing with Arnold Sqautzenager for movie roles.

Mike Moon, Lieutenant Colonel Fucktard 4,366 14
02/13/2002 11:27 AM

This is all a lie. What next Paula Poundstone a lesbian?

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:28 AM

Arnold at least has muscles.



Rosie has no brains, personality, ability, or charm.



I suppose the real reason she's doing this is so that when her show DOES die, she can claim it was the homophobes who did her in.

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 11:30 AM

actually you've got a point. Ellen's show was supposed to be a sitcom and she turned it into a soapbox. Rosie's show is nothing but a soapbox.



Mommy, does this mean that Elmo is gay?

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/13/2002 11:31 AM

Rosie is leaving her show. She's turning the show over to some middle aged blonde chick.

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 11:31 AM

I just wish that Paula Poundstone would let the menswear clerk choose the tie. Her taste is awful.

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/13/2002 11:32 AM

Ellen?

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:32 AM

Elmo is not gay. Elmo is pre-pubescent.



Please, please, please don't ask me about Bert & Ernie.

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 11:33 AM

Does this mean that Catherine Rhea is a lesbo? If so, does she have any naughty pics or videos of Melissa Joan Hart? Inquiring minds want to know.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/13/2002 11:34 AM

Any relation to Caroline Rhea?

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 11:35 AM

What male in his right mind would dick Rosie anyway? Of course she is a lesbian. She has no other choice.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 11:36 AM

Same for poundstone.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 11:36 AM

Too bad about ellen though. She at least has potential.

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/13/2002 11:36 AM

Wait a minute... Rosie O'Donnell isn't a guy in drag?

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/13/2002 11:37 AM

Of course not. If she was a man, she'd make sense at least occasionally.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/13/2002 11:37 AM

Is that the reason you Frost goats, Chickens?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/13/2002 11:40 AM

I Frost goats because I want to Frost goats.



Not because all the attractive cows and horses have rejected me.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 11:41 AM

Besides, horses can kick.

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 12:02 PM

Caroline, Catherine, who cares? The fat one on Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/13/2002 12:03 PM

Nick Bakay, former star of "Sports Monster" and "Night after Night with Alan Havey?"

piglet 104 11
02/13/2002 12:04 PM

I HATE MAPLE SYRUP!!!

</Night after Night inside joke>

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/13/2002 12:10 PM

Uh oh. Looks like some bitter lesbians took offense to my "Lesbians are idiots" comment.



What a surprize.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/13/2002 12:15 PM

We certainly did.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 01:13 PM

I just cannot see how they could be offended by a harmless little statement like "Lebians are idiots".

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 01:13 PM

Lesbians even.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/13/2002 01:14 PM

Occasionally Libians.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/13/2002 01:15 PM

I know. Just three little words pulled out of the air at random. Any resemblance to something with meaning is purely coincidental.



Frost-ing moron dykes.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/13/2002 01:16 PM

Judging solely on the title, I thought this thread was going to be about intestinal bleeding.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/13/2002 01:17 PM

Rosie O'Donnell's vagina is so large that homeless children use it as a bathtub.



Ring around Rosie, indeed.

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/13/2002 06:26 PM

'wanders into thread



runs screaming out at the stupidity of the previous comments'





or as loudly as one can in an academic library

daverave 215 11
02/13/2002 08:24 PM

>>>"She's large and a little tacky, generous, genial and eccentric. America, she's us. "



Muwahahahaha



America is a chubby lesbian with an annoying voice makes you want to beat her with a dead monkey's carcass.



Just as I suspected.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/13/2002 08:34 PM

Lesbians are sooo gay.

erykah_badu 83 11
02/13/2002 08:41 PM

Now THAT was intelligent!

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/13/2002 08:42 PM

Rosie being a big fat idiot wouldn't be half as annoying if she didn't think she was so smart. It's like Jean Teasdale on theonion.com got a talk show that inexplicably got popular.

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/13/2002 08:44 PM

I have said it before and I will say it again, Rosie O'Donnell is a baby buying dyke.



kill her now.

erykah_badu 83 11
02/13/2002 08:47 PM

I'm happy that there is someone out there who would rather adopt children. I wouldn't mind having Rosie O'Donnell for a mother. You could get all of the Ding Dongs your little heart desires. Anyways...I don't care that she's a lesbian. It just gives me something else to fantasize about.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/13/2002 08:47 PM

I'd like to give her a Cleveland Steamer.

erykah_badu 83 11
02/13/2002 09:56 PM

So...I feel like that annoying kid that is all by himself in the movie "Home Alone."

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/13/2002 09:57 PM

She may suck now, but back when she was doing standup she wasn't very funny, either.

Sir Geek 1,427 11
02/14/2002 12:53 AM

But she was at least occasionally funny.



Isn't it pretty funky how a SINGLE person is able to adopt, what, 3 white cum monkeys ? She can do this, while MARRIED couples who want to adopt children have to get "other" ethnicities before they are allowed to have white children ?

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/14/2002 12:57 AM

yeah, most couples have to wait ages to adopt in some areas. Rosie announces it and like 2 months later she has a kid.



the "I'm more important because I am on tv" rule shows its ugly head again.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/14/2002 01:00 AM

I was going to post that Rosie use to be really funny when she did stand up. She swore, she was sardonic and she was sarcastic. Doesn't any one remember her fantastic monologue in Beautiful Girls where she completely shoots down the beauty myth?



Gina: Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved.....These are not real women, alright? They are beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, alright? But you guys think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching this commitment.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/14/2002 01:12 AM

Here's the wav of the above scene with mondo funny Shakespeare.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/14/2002 01:26 AM

She's all bitching that men won't commit because we're too hung up on having a girl that looks perfect. Uh, okay, Rosie, and what are you holding out for? Just like everybody else, she could be married tomorrow. What does she want in a guy? Money? Self-confidence? Intelligence? Stability? She's a big fat hypocrite, no pun intended. If she wants someone who has options then she needs to be someone that someone with options chooses to be with. All the crybaby ranting in the world won't change that.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 01:47 AM

Boy, she really shot down the beauty myth. I totally don't want a hot chick anymore.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/14/2002 11:24 AM

Irony, thy name is Gab Males.