da_pope 1,483 13
02/14/2002 09:07 PM

serious?

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 09:09 PM

And now you won't know who the father is since you had sex with those two guys.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 09:11 PM

Heh - I didn't have sex with those 2 guys. I walked out, remember?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:11 PM

I have nothing to say.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/14/2002 09:12 PM

Well, we know that kid is gonna be Frosted up.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 09:13 PM

yeah, that's what you said THEN

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/14/2002 09:14 PM

There goes the trailer park neighbourhood.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:17 PM

So who's the lucky father? Dan Quayle hates bastards you know.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/14/2002 09:17 PM

200 ravers

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/14/2002 09:18 PM

...

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:19 PM

Get out of this thread, Candie, we don't want any sluts in here.

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/14/2002 09:20 PM

Well your delicate seed has been spoiled....



you're off the list.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/14/2002 09:21 PM

At least I'm not spawning any further sluts.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 09:25 PM

Melanie (if you're not pulling our legs, obviously), congratualtions if you're happy.

Check her Charlies! 1,094 12
02/14/2002 09:33 PM

Dibs on the placenta!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:36 PM

I wanna know who maharishi'd me up there

d8uv the maharishied 3,011 13
02/14/2002 09:39 PM

You at least have some piss.



Quit complaining.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 09:41 PM

Oh

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 09:42 PM

Come

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 09:42 PM

On

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 09:42 PM

!

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/14/2002 09:48 PM

Can we begin suggesting names yet? I'd say Bastarde if he's a boy and Bastardette (or Bastardine) if she is a girl. Those names have a certain je ne sais quoi to them...

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:50 PM

I demand that whoever maharishi'd me up there unmaharish me right now

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 09:51 PM

I think someone maharishied me too. That's how I got into this situation to begin with.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 09:51 PM

I'll clisk you, Scoot.



Which post was it?



"Dan Quayle" or "nothing to say?"

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:52 PM

Telling Candie to get out of here. Click it 3 times.



Melanie you can't get pregnant from being pee'd on.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 09:53 PM

Scooter, someone who mahas you can't unmaha you. You can only provide one click per post.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 09:54 PM

I talked Shakespeare a while back, but I did correct myself. Unfortunately nobody saw the correction.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 09:54 PM

I thought you could provide 3 ottos and 1 maha per post?

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/14/2002 09:55 PM

Was Bean part of the preggo club too? I never found out.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 09:56 PM

I think you can do 3 either way. I went down 3 and I'm guessing it was the same person.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 09:56 PM

Mmm...the Prego club.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 09:56 PM

Well, give it a try.



Click an otto once, then refresh the page. Then try to up it again, then refresh the page. Then try to maha it, then refresh the page. You'll see it doesn't change.

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/14/2002 09:58 PM

And this, kids, concludes our presentation of "Karma works for Christians, too". I'm out of here.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:00 PM

I can't seem to maharish a post that I clicked at all

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:00 PM

Ok, who won the pool?



Shelby, if you're serious, then please consider the future tax dollars I spend to support your child a gift from me.



No really, I want you to have it. Those tax dollars were only going to go to buy more bombs anyway.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 10:01 PM

Exactly, and you can't up one once you've maharishied it either. And you can't up it again.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:01 PM

contradiction will not be tolerated

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02/14/2002 10:02 PM

As for names, how about "Parasite" if it's a girl and "A continuation of a bad cycle" if it's a boy?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:02 PM

I'm proud of you.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:03 PM

I heard that pregnant chicks get extra horny and I just want you to know that I'm here for you until you get fat.

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/14/2002 10:07 PM

Ok, how about Llewellyn if it's a boy and Shaquanda if it's a girl?

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/14/2002 10:10 PM

FruitoftheLoins for a boy and Bastardapunke for a girl? Coathangaalmostgotya? Shouldausedarubbah?



Can you tell I'm bored?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:11 PM

It got maharishi'd again

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:15 PM

dammit, it was almost halfway full at one point.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:20 PM

If it's a boy, name him after the father.



"Guy In The Alley Behind The 7-11, Jr."

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:27 PM

if you're serious than you've lived up to many people's expectations.



I feel sorry for your child and the child he/she will have out of wedlock.

Dangeo 2,691 13
02/14/2002 10:28 PM

Next time we cyber, I'm wearing a condom.



Even if it harder to type.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:30 PM

To expand on my original point, those of you who somewhat know me also know that I've wanted a child for quite some time so this is a good thing. For the naysayers, I also have the support of the dad. And, yes, I know who the dad is. I guess this explains why my weight loss plan didn't work.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:31 PM

I suggest you give it to red for her to raise.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:31 PM

Oh yeah, and thanks to the one person here who wished me well. I will be getting married before the baby is born.

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:31 PM

Good thing for you. Not the kid.



I wish you the best of luck, Shelby. Enjoy your new dollie.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:32 PM

>I've wanted a child for quite some time so this is a good thing



You're right. That definitely makes it a "good thing."

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:33 PM

>I will be getting married before the baby is born.



Probably 2 or 3 times.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:33 PM

Marriages based on pregnancy always work out.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:34 PM

Heh - I love you guys. Predictable as always.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:34 PM

this is pretty much the way certain people predicted you'd manage to capture a husband.

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:35 PM

As are you.



Too bad a child has to suffer as a result.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:35 PM

Marriages based on pregnancy are like marriages based on game shows.



Except there's nor prize.



and there's the extra burden of having a child.



and you didn't get to pick the guy based on anything except the speed of his sperm.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:35 PM

The father's Demon Disciple, isn't it?

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:37 PM

Oh yeah, and Shelby, I know you hate ford and all and you think he's an idiot, but he pretty much predicted this exactly how it happened.



The funny thing is, I'm actually giving you the benifit of the doubt. I think you're putting us on. Certainly you're not so stupid as to put your own selfish needs before a child's welfare. I mean, I know you love kiuds so certainy you can see how stupid something like this would be.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:39 PM

You're absolutely right. I'm going to kill it instead. Off to the abortion clinic right now! Smooches, all!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:39 PM

Now Squeamish, I'm sure she didn't start forgetting to take the pill until she was sure he was 'the one'.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:40 PM

it's better off dying at the hands of a doctor now than at the hands of it's pimp later in life.

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:40 PM

"You're absolutely right. I'm going to kill it instead. Off to the abortion clinic right now! Smooches, all!"



Thank god. You'll save my tac dollars and you'll also have a chance of growing up a bit, finding someone you love to marry you, and starting a proper family.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:44 PM

Oh and I don't "hate" Gerard nor do I think he's stupid. I just know his type.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:45 PM

apparently he knows yours as well

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:47 PM

*shrugs*

Sorry you guys don't like this but it's the biggest news I've got going on right now. Things are going quite nicely and I'm very happy. Continue flaming if it makes you all feel better.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 10:47 PM

You tards. Nobody knows who will and won't be a good parent. No, not even you. No, you can't even guess based on past experience of the peron.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 10:48 PM

Um. Yeah, I meant Peron. Not "person" but Peron. Argentina won't tell you anything about motherhood.

postbear 10,158 13
02/14/2002 10:48 PM

eva peron was a good mommy.

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:50 PM

Flaming is not making me feel better. I'm actually quite sick that anyone can be this stupid.



Let's see.. acouple of weeks ago you were alone with two guys. You were obviously available enough to think perhaps they wanted to have sex with you.



Now you're pregnant with a third guy's baby and you plan on marrying him?



Enjoy a lifetime of trying to track him down for child support payments, welfare checks, mopping floors for a living, living in Shakespeareholes, and basically living your life like an episode of Cops.



I wonder how soon your next one will come and if you'll marry that kid's father too?



Assuming you're not kidding, you are a stupid, stupid, girl.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:51 PM

People should really be sterilized until they're thirty and married.

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/14/2002 10:52 PM

I think in order to save everyone some time, I will cut and paste the 5000 words from the 3 posts Ford made in the thread where Red announced she was gonna have a litter.



To sum it up so you don't swallow your tongue, the wisdom of Ford:



-I don't know you, but you will be a bad parent.

-you weren't married first, the marrage will fail the child will suffer.

-you being pregnant can not be viewed as good news, I wish you ill will.



For more Ford Prefect cliff notes, see our website.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 10:52 PM

No single mother has ever been successful. No child conceived out of wedlock has ever been worth its own spit. No "shotgun wedding" has ever worked.



It's true!

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 10:52 PM

Oh yeah.

</nutbutter>

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:54 PM

okokok



I'm tired, I'm cranky, I'm being mean. Sorry.



I wish this kid the best.



I hope, for his sake, that I am wrong in my predictions.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/14/2002 10:54 PM

Oh, Jim. I knew you were a holier-than-thou, judgemental bastard but I had no IDEA the levels you would go to.

Oh well.

Have fun with your unfounded conclusions and delusions of how you think things will be.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 10:56 PM

adoption or abortion. Do it or be an Emerson.

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/14/2002 10:57 PM

Good luck with your child, Shelby. I hope your happiness continues and the child grows up just as happy.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/14/2002 10:57 PM

Congrats/condoleances, Shelby!



Please say hello to the Chunderfairy for me tomorrow.



Oh, and Adrian is nice name, dontcha think?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 10:59 PM

Saying "you never know how this will work out, maybe she'll be a good mother and the kid won't be knocked up at 14" is like saying "you never know, maybe I'll be able to smoke crack every day and still lead a productive life."



I guess it's technically possible and maybe some people have done it, but don't count on it.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 10:59 PM

Oh come on.





1. Children change people. Some people who seem like they would be "good" parents turn out to be awful parents, and vice versa. You cannot predict how good a parent someone will be.



2. This is a wanted child, which makes abortion and adoption silly options.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:01 PM

There are a lot of things I want, but I can't afford.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/14/2002 11:01 PM

Ok, I see that this is a wanted child, so forget about the condoleances.



Good luck, Shelbs.

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 11:02 PM

Money doesn't make anyone a better parent, either.



Poverty is bad for children, yes, but it's not like Mel is impoverished and living in the projects.

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/14/2002 11:02 PM

Oh, come on!



Shelby preggers?



I sincerely doubt this.





As she often says, this is a comedy board. She just might be having us on

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 11:03 PM

I mean, beyond the fact that Tennessee is one big project.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 11:04 PM

I'd like to own the world, but it might be a little too much responsibility.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/14/2002 11:06 PM

So you've ruined your life.



Kill yourself!

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:06 PM

So the state needs to pay because mommy couldn't keep her pants on?

aushie 5,580 13
02/14/2002 11:08 PM

All single mothers go on welfare.

</Fronzel>

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/14/2002 11:09 PM

the state needs to pay because melanie wants a baby and a fish, I mean a man.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:14 PM

>1. Children change people. Some people who seem like they would be "good" parents turn out to be awful parents, and vice versa.



Right, maybe the kid will make her even more irresponsible.



>You cannot predict how good a parent someone will be.



True, but if the indicators point to "crappy" why chance it? I'd rather give the benefit of the doubt to the kid, not the mother.



>This is a wanted child, which makes abortion and adoption silly options.



The fact that it's wanted makes it even worse. The fact that someone so young, uneducated, and unmarried would want to have a kid just shows that the she has very poor decision making abilities. That makes keeping it a silly option, and adoption a very sensible one.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:16 PM

By a nice coincidence there's a good show about children/marriage/divorce on PBS right now.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:21 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the temp agency has no health insurance. If it does it will not be beyond work related injuries.



I'm not sure, but most temps I've seen are barely squeaking by. It could be a ploy, and they really aren't making 6.50 an hour.

10,621 13
02/14/2002 11:28 PM

*squeaks by*

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/14/2002 11:28 PM

For the sake of all that is good and decent in the universe, abort.



*checks "Gabbers that should never breed" list*



Jeez, Mel, you're #2 on this list, right after Moon!

10,666 13
02/14/2002 11:29 PM

Hey guys? Being pregnant isnt' easy. It's not easy to raise a child either. I've done both, and out of wedlock, Mark and I aren't married and won't be for some time. If she's happy about it, and she says she is, than I'm happy for her. I don't think it's very fair to tell her she's going to be a welly (welfare case) and all that, because not all single mothers are. Look at Trae, she's raising her child herself.. So are a lot of m oms I know who can't do anything about it and are doing just the best they can. And theyr'e great mothers, you don't have to be married and wealthy to be a great parent.



Mel, I wish you all the very very best, having a kid is very tiresome and very exhausting, but it's also rewarding, especially the first time he/she looks you in the eyes and says "Mommy, I love you"... You'll never think of things the same way again. Alannah looks at me like nobody else does, I'm the only thing in the world to her and it's the most precious gift I have EVER gotten. Ever.



I don't think you should give her crap about this guys. She's having a baby, she's happy about it, I don't tihnk she's in high school, so be happy for her and cut the guilt trip. She's got enough ahead of her without your Shakespeare.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/14/2002 11:30 PM

good luck.



don't drop it much.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/14/2002 11:31 PM

How are you going to afford to stay home and raise that child right (instead of having day care do it for you), without seeking Welfare money?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:32 PM

>*checks "Gabbers that should never breed" list*



>Jeez, Mel, you're #2 on this list, right after Moon!



What am I? 0.5th?

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/14/2002 11:34 PM

I pray that Mel is just screwing with our heads.



This is why people should have to apply for a license to reproduce.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:34 PM

Freshy's right.



As long as there's love, it will be OK.



* eats a love sandwich for dinner *

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/14/2002 11:35 PM

Squeam, you're not on the list. You actually have to have sex with your wife to breed, you know.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:35 PM

>especially the first time he/she looks you in the eyes and says "Mommy, I love you"...



Or the first time she says, "Mommy, I'm pregnant, will you drive me to school?"

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:35 PM

Trae also has employable skills.





Drunken raver slut doesn't really fit on an application.



How long until we are asked to chip in to pay for something?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:36 PM

> You actually have to have sex with your wife to breed, you know.



"If you play with it yourself enough, I'll get pregnant" I knew that bitch was lying!

postbear 10,158 13
02/14/2002 11:37 PM

maybe one of the guys from the aborted threesome of oh-so-long ago would care to be a responsible father figure for the child.



and if he's busy, maybe the other guy will.



you just never know.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:39 PM

"If Rachel can do it, so can I."

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:39 PM

That is the advantage of group sex.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/14/2002 11:39 PM

I believe Mel should expose the child after birth and let wolves raise it. It'll turn out less Frosted up that way.

Miss Potty Mouth 10,666 13
02/14/2002 11:42 PM

Squeamish, you need to shut the Frost up. Unless you have a kid, you don't know what the Frost you are talking about. And you don't. you never do. Ever. The only reason you're doing this bullShakespeare is because it's Mel. I don't care what the extenuating circumstances are, if she's happy she's happy.



So just shut up shut up shut up for Frost-ing once! I am SO sick of your constant negativity and insults that coming from you are just Frost-ing hypocricy. What if C came up to you and told you you were having a kid? Would you just say OK Honey, off to the clinic we go, that parasite is gone in seconds? Hmm? Or would you say, OK honey, you can carry it for nine months, grow attached, then give it away the second it's born?



Knowing you, you would.





And unless you've been through the heartache of an abortion, I wouldn't just lightly suggest that either.



I still feel guilty every goddamned day. He/she'd be aobut 5 now. Do you want to go through life thinking that? Well? Think aobut it for a while.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/14/2002 11:44 PM

I expect that if C became pregnant the child would have a married mother and father, enough income to support it without taxpayer money, and would be more likely to have one parent stay home to care for it the first few years.

Miss Potty Mouth 10,666 13
02/14/2002 11:45 PM

I doubt it would live very long, it would just get stuck ina fold and suffocate.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/14/2002 11:46 PM

blah blah blah shut up.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:46 PM

If nothing else, they could at least afford a day care that isn't also a halfway house.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/14/2002 11:47 PM

And I'm the one who told Mel to get it aborted.



And I stand by my statement.



I think a child needs at least one responsible, mature parent to avoid growing up to be a sociopath.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/14/2002 11:49 PM

In recent studies, 70 percent of juvenile murderers did not live with both parents; 93 percent of girls remanded to the custody of the California Youth Authority came from nonintact homes, and nationally 70 percent of youth incarcerated in state reform institutions came from single-parent or no-parent homes.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:50 PM

>Squeamish, you need to shut the Frost up.



That's usually the case.



>Unless you have a kid, you don't know what the Frost you are talking about.



Likewise, unless you're happily married, you don't know what the Frost you're talking about.



>And you don't. you never do. Ever.



And you're not. You never have been. Ever.



>The only reason you're doing this bullShakespeare is because it's Mel.



Nope, I did it for red, too.



>I don't care what the extenuating circumstances are, if she's happy she's happy.



Frost her happiness, I'm more concerned (and hope she is, too) about the baby's happiness.



>What if C came up to you and told you you were having a kid?



I'd be pissed because we haven't had sex since her last period.



>Would you just say OK Honey, off to the clinic we go, that parasite is gone in seconds?



I cannot imagine a single circumstance in which I would ever allow my child to be killed.



>Hmm? Or would you say, OK honey, you can carry it for nine months, grow attached, then give it away the second it's born?



If I thought that giving the baby away was the best thing for it, I wouldn't hesitate.



>Knowing you, you would.



I would hope so.



>And unless you've been through the heartache of an abortion, I wouldn't just lightly suggest that either.



I would never suggest that. In fact, I would do everything in my power to prevent any woman from doing that to my child.



>I still feel guilty every goddamned day.



You did a bad thing. You deserve to feel guilty.



>He/she'd be aobut 5 now. Do you want to go through life thinking that? Well? Think aobut it for a while.



Again, I would never suggest (or allow) my child to be killed, so I'm not sure why you're trying to convince me that it's bad.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/14/2002 11:51 PM

What we need to do is after a divorce, execute the kids.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/14/2002 11:52 PM

>I doubt it would live very long, it would just get stuck ina fold and suffocate.



CF is making fun of me being fat?



That's be like me making fun of her strange sexual practices.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/14/2002 11:53 PM

squeamish is like a happiness black hole. if you're near him, he just sucks it right out of you.

Miss Potty Mouth 10,666 13
02/14/2002 11:55 PM

Have I ever said I was not? Have I ever denied it? No. However, I AM working on it. So you want to make a deal of it? Go ahead.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 12:09 AM

Sad thing is the chicks who want to be mom's the most are the kinds of chicks who can't find meaning in their life unless they can be someone's god.

Miss Potty Mouth 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:12 AM

And you would know that.. how? Oh yeah. Yo mama.











Thread.

Dies.

Now.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 12:15 AM

I know that from reading your post up there for one thing.

Miss Potty Mouth 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:20 AM

Oh yeah, right there, I see the words "I am a God" Yup.. right there. You got me good.



Cuz, like, I don't love my daughter more than anything.. not at all.. I wouldn't peel off my own skin if it would save her life. Nope. I am a God, the hell with the kid, she do what I say, she be what I be, because I say so. I am a God.



Yup. Must be so.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/15/2002 12:21 AM

I sent NAMBLA pictures of your kid.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 12:22 AM

Didn't Miss Potty Mouth shack up with somebody?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 12:24 AM

you got a wierd concept of god if you think you're refuting me

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 12:25 AM

Miss Potty Mouth got knocked up, had an abortion and then got knocked up again.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 12:31 AM

Couldn't make up her mind?

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/15/2002 12:33 AM

I am happily married and have a 4 yr old son. And I enjoy raising him so much and he is very well adjusted.



Except for the fact that he has seen his fat ass father Frost his mom.



Either way I know what I'm talking about CF and I say that Nutbutter and Squeamish are right. Mel is stupid. Bottom line.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/15/2002 12:33 AM

Cheezus, you are a bunch of cynical Emersons tonight. Judging someones ability to raise a child from her online persona dosent really cut it in my book.



Being a single parent dosent automatically mean being a bad parent.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/15/2002 12:36 AM

Yes it does. This is imperical fact. Statistics don't lie, you son of a Frost!

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/15/2002 12:37 AM

Aint we all?

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:40 AM

Ok, here's how it went. I lived in Texas for a year, with a guy. I got pregnant, he made me get an abortion. (I'm not going into details, I just didn't have much choice, and at that point, I was.. more impressionable.. shut up)





FIVE YEARS LATER I begin dating the guy I dated in COLLEGE, we lived together for several months before I got pregnant, and I refused to get another abortion. By then I knew I'd made a terrible mistake, one which I still regret. But I have no way of knowing whether my life would be for the better or for the worse if I had kept the first one..



I also know I wouldn't trade Alannah for anything, I could have been heartless and just said Let's abort this one too.. I didn't.. I don't regret it. She is well cared for and very well loved, I stay home with her during the day and go to the store in the afternoons for 2 to 3 hours, and come home to put her to bed. She has everything she needs plus some..



My point in the first place was that there is no reason to go all off on Mel and tell her to get rid of it. I bet none of you ACTUALLY know her, so how do YOU know she'll end up on welfare with a crack baby? HMmm?





For all I know this is some joke and I've gotten all upset over nothing.. It's happened before.. It just means I've gotten too attached to Gab again.







I've sent your kid's pictures to NAMBLA



As in, North American MAN/BOY Love Association? My kid is a girl, dipShakespeare.

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:42 AM

Being a single parent dosent automatically mean being a bad parent.



Thank you Adrian.





I've had enough, going to check on my sleeping daughter, make sure she is comfortable, then I am going to bed.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/15/2002 12:42 AM

Judging people is what we do best. Besides what kinda person actually posts serious news on a comedy board known for its Emersons?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 12:42 AM

People who want babies so bad should ask themselves if they could find meaning in their own lives without having to make another person to validate their existence. If you can't, what are you doing? You're just making another person who'll be pointless until they can squirt out their own little bundle of validation. Am I the only one who sees the pointlessness in this? Break the cycle.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/15/2002 12:43 AM

Why do you guys post such personal stuff?

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/15/2002 12:43 AM

Yeah, what Meg said.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/15/2002 12:44 AM

You gave your kid a trendy new-age name.



Whatever happened to normal names like, say, Julia?

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 12:44 AM

I have an older sister who had her first baby at 17 years of age. Before the baby was born she lacked many of the things you folks here take for granted; things such as intelligence, academic achievement & common sense, a sense of humour, et al. God bless her for the choices she's made - more power to her.



Despite these 'drawbacks' and the fact that these things have not changed, she is the best mother to children I know. She is loving, caring, exceptionally gifted in ensuring their safety, comfort, schooling, etc.



To the people who resort to quoting statistics, remember they are just that - statistics. Base numbers have no bearing on specific individuals.



Personally, I don't care whether Mel's up the duff or not. I just wanted to get my two bits in.



Here endeth the gospel according to St. Mike.



(P.S. Tomorrow I'm going for an allergy test to see if I am truly allergic to humour or not.)

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/15/2002 12:45 AM

> Yeah, what Meg said.



You had an abortion too, Adrian?

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/15/2002 12:45 AM

They do it so I can make fun of them.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 12:46 AM

I'm not questioning her parenting ability. I am wondering if having a child is the best thing to do right now.



If she was in Malayasia she could get the thing a job at AMD's factory, but here it will be another bill to pay and you can't call the company and have them take it back.

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:46 AM

My ambition in life was NOT to just squirt out babies for validation. Were that the case, I'd have 6 by now and BE living on welfare. THAT"S how that goes.



My child leads a full happy life with 2 parents, and it will stay that way. She is lucky. I realize that can't always happen, but I don't immediately condemn someone because it can't.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 12:46 AM

Julia's a nice name. Julia Julia Julia.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/15/2002 12:47 AM

SU(T), tell DR to give you an extra nice blowjob tonight.



Its on me.

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:47 AM

Why do you guys post such personal stuff?





Who says any of it is real?

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:48 AM

Julia's a nice name. Julia Julia Julia.



So long as she doesn't marry a Goulia.

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:48 AM

I love you SUT. But not more than Ted. He'd be hurt.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 12:48 AM

But she didn't in the end, she married the long-hair.

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:49 AM

He made friends with Billy Idol, I would too..

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 12:49 AM

I was going to name my daughter Crack Whore, but it would have to be trendy like Crakhoor.

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/15/2002 12:50 AM

People would be much better parents if they tried taking care of 5 Tamagotchi and trained 3 Pokemon first. Then, they can have their breeding license.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 12:50 AM

P.P.S. She works and accepts supplemental income from the government to provide the things that the children need. If anyone can pour scorn on someone for providing for their children, come see me for your detention at 3p.m. tomorrow.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/15/2002 12:52 AM

My main advice for you people is to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, because you are all so Frost-ing stupid!

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/15/2002 12:52 AM

My youngest is named Elin Julia....

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/15/2002 12:52 AM

There's a difference between a little extra money to pay for food, and having 12 kids just because they get paid a lot for each one cuz they need more cigarettes.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 12:56 AM

SUT, I'm glad your neice is in the best of hands.



However, I firmly believe that for every great single-mother story like that there are ten not-so-wonderful.



I had a friend who decided to give her baby up for adoption at age 18. But when the baby was born she selfishly changed her mind.



That child will be sort-of okay, except that she saw boyfriend after boyfriend enter her mother's life (and even a loving husband that Mommy ditched after a month), and at the age of 9 Mommy decided she wanted to move again, and left her child behind to live with the grandparents -- for 3 years.



"I love Mommy. I know she loves me because she comes to visit every few weeks."



I've lost all respect for this woman, and grieve over the emotional damage she's done to her child. We are no longer friends, for this reason among others.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 12:57 AM

"If anyone can pour scorn on someone for providing for their children,"



Oo! I can! She could have done the unselfish thing and given the baby to parents who wanted a baby and could've provided for it without help from the government.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 12:57 AM

I may get on top of this trendy name fashion and give my kids a l337 name.



Xan, Drimascus, H4X0r, Sophitia, ph34r,punk bitch, quad whore, Ph34r d3/\/\0/\/, or Thresh.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 12:58 AM

P.P.S. She works and accepts supplemental income from the government to provide the things that the children need. If anyone can pour scorn on someone for providing for their children, come see me for your detention at 3p.m. tomorrow.



If anyone does that in the US, I damn well have a right to pour scorn. That is my hard-earned money.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 12:59 AM

I'll name my first born 127.0.0.1.

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/15/2002 01:00 AM

C'mon, don't be mean to the kid...





name him localhost instead.

215 11
02/15/2002 01:01 AM

We are going to give Nutbutter a %100 tax refund so he can shut the Frost up about his tax dollars.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 01:01 AM

You could nickname him "Localhost"!

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/15/2002 01:03 AM

As far as social programs go, I'm all for them, to a certain extent. Unfortunately, there is a ridiculous amount of abuse that goes on within the welfare system.



Given the choice between my tax dollars builing a bomb or feeding a child, I'd like the child to eat, please.



I just think certain people really shouldn't breed. Period.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 01:05 AM

If a child has parents that can't feed it, step 1 is take it away from those parents and give it to parents who can.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/15/2002 01:08 AM

I knew a girl whose only goal in life was to get knocked up so she could start getting the check just like her momma.





After that, I turned against programs like that.



Starvation is great population control. It either kills them off or motivates them to do something.



If nothing else, make them work for the money. Put them doing road construction, trash pick up, or some Shakespeare. I want to get my money's worth out of them.

Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/15/2002 01:11 AM

Ah! And I have yet another aquaintance who is a single mother. Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend. Every one of them being part of that child's life for a brief time. Lovely.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 01:11 AM

quickest easiest solution, sterilize everyone until they're 30, married, and inspected for their fitness to raise a child.

Mr. Ref 756 11
02/15/2002 01:16 AM

Don't forget the 5 Tamagotchi and 3 Pokemon (with an accent on the e which Gab doesn't show).



Since when are Japanese romanized words accented? That's not a long vowel...



</otaku>

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/15/2002 01:28 AM

Boy you people are gonna look stoopid when she reveals its all a joke.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/15/2002 01:39 AM

Every time I want to put my weiner into a young woman, I think of all the horrid Shakespeare my life would turn to if she got pregnant because of me.



It's not worth it. Call me what you want, but dammit if I'm going to bring a child into this world with my good looks unless he/she's got 2 loving married parents and a stable home life replete with income to buy medical care and a quality education.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 01:39 AM

I won't feel like I look stupid

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/15/2002 01:39 AM

So as long as I keep my sperm away from the reproductive-age women, I can't really judge anyone else.



I can't control their actions, only my own. And I do. Dammit.







So stop calling me "wussy boy!" I'm GONNA TELL MY MOM!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 01:41 AM

that's why you wear a condom and give them a false name.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/15/2002 01:42 AM

The only times I ever saw my parents grieve over something was when I did something stupid. They honestly felt like hell for something I did...I didn't know why, but now I do.





Kids cause their parents an INCREDIBLE amount of grief. My parents are superheroes in my mind for putting up with me and never giving up on me, no matter what. I only ONLY ONLY want children when I am mature enough to give the same care to my own spawn. Obviously, I'm not there.





Obviously, I'm not reproducing, or even getting close to...

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 01:46 AM

parents aren't heroes. They owe you everything they give you and more because they're the ones that got you into this mess.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/15/2002 01:49 AM

Although your cherubic face reminds me of some of the foamier Shakespeares I've blown out of my leathery froot loop anus, Scooter, I must disagree politely.





My parents chose to have me and did the best they could to raise me. They didn't have to. They didn't owe me anything. I owe them for giving me life. I like living, it kicks some ass.





In old times, your father could kill you, sell you or just tell you to go away and that was that. I had it good, man...I had it good. And I still do.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 01:52 AM

I think people should be consulted before they are given life.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 02:01 AM

they did the best they could, stuby?



were they dead or just retarded?

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/15/2002 02:08 AM

Having read the entire thread, I am now prepared to flame away.



















Adrian would be a wussy name for a boy.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/15/2002 02:12 AM

Your parents failed Postbear, since you turned out both gay AND Canadian.

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/15/2002 02:15 AM

It's clear that the Grim Otto is leading to a new age of harmony and civility on GAB.



Just like Dr. Marvin Monroe's techniques helped the Simpsons.

AmyPoo 2,710 12
02/15/2002 02:39 AM

ok. if you are going to post personal stuff on gab, you get what you deserve. what else are you supposed to get judged on but the Frosted up persona you have here?



now as far as the whole welfare thing....it's really really hard to make blanket statements about the people receiving it.



i qualify for aid, and i use it. if my dick of an ex husband knew what child support was, i wouldn't have to. i didn't have my kid knowing i would be a single mother. i was married when my daughter was born. i can't imagine making the choice to be a single mother when you really don't seem to be in the right place in your life for that.



that is all.







for now.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:05 AM

Two points:



1. I, too, think this is all a hoax.



2. My sister paid taxes before she qualified (means-tested) for supplemental income, pays taxes now in her minimum wage job, and pays taxes on her supplemental. It's HER hard-earned tax pennies so it's hardly a free ride.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 03:22 AM

I think that may be the dumbest thing anybody has ever said here.



...I'm just stunned.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:26 AM

To what are you referring Scooter?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 03:28 AM

"2. My sister paid taxes before she qualified (means-tested) for supplemental income, pays taxes now in her minimum wage job, and pays taxes on her supplemental. It's HER hard-earned tax pennies so it's hardly a free ride."

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:33 AM

Why is that dumb?



It's a contributory system. You haev the right to supplemental income based on your previous taxes paid into the program. You withdraw from the program if you meet the eligibility requirements.



What's dumb about that??

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:34 AM

haev = haev



withdraw funds...

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 03:34 AM

I'm just going to assume you were sleepy or drunk or something when you thought that was logical.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:35 AM

It is perfectly plain and simple. Did you read it properly?

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:37 AM

Is't it logical to withdraw funds from a program you have contributed to? And she pays taxes on all of her income. I don't understand how that isn't clear.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 03:38 AM

my family only failed in a few regards, stuby.



your family seems to have abdicated any chance at success long before you dropped into this world. you aren't even a standout loser. you are only mediocre in that department as well.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 03:39 AM

So the taxes she's payed before and the taxes she paid now she's pretty much taking back. Assuming she doesn't get back anymore than she paid in, it's still a handout because everybody but her has to pay taxes.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 03:40 AM

i think scooter is confused because he has yet to hold a job long enough to pay taxes.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 03:42 AM

And most people don't get to say "hey you know those taxes I payed, I actually need that back". She's an indian taxpayer. What's the point of paying the government for the money it gives you? "That hundred bucks wasn't a handout! I payed 20 bucks for it!"

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 03:43 AM

shouldn't you be getting some sleep, scooter?



you've got a big day ahead of you, what with all the lolling around on antidepressants you have to cram in.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:44 AM

Scooter, you got me: I do not understand the meaning of either of your last two posts.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 03:45 AM

Btw, evening pb.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 03:48 AM

hello, SU(T).

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 03:56 AM

I won't be lolling around too much, I have two classes to go to tomorrow.



Your sister payed and pays taxes and therefore it's not a handout when the government gives her money. Okay. Shouldn't everyone who pays taxes be getting money from the government then?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:02 AM

She didn't do any more to earn the money than any other taxpayers do, so either she's getting a handout based on her lack of ability to support herself and her child, or every taxpayer should be getting the same thing she's getting.



Christ, it's like trying to explain 1+1=2 to somebody who can't understand why 1+1=2 without an explanation.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 04:04 AM

going to school that you paid for all by yourself?



really?



pshaw.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:08 AM

No, I didn't pay for it all by myself. Never claimed to have. I recieved a handout from my parents. Although I have handed money over to my parents before, so it's not really a handout.

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 04:24 AM

I intentionally didn't use the term 'handout' precisely because it's not, as you say, a handout.



It seems that you were the one struggling with the concept of contributory systems, so the 1+1 puzzle was yours to figure out. Try patronizing someone of your own age and abilities.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 04:25 AM

so nice to hear that you begrudge others what you receive yourself....

SU(T) 1,768 12
02/15/2002 04:27 AM

So, it's good night from me



And it's good night from him.



Good night.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:39 AM

I never said anyhting about the rightness or wrongness of Tard-boy's sister recieving a handout. Just don't try to pretend she isn't being supported by other taxpayer's money.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:41 AM

If I was saying it was wrong though, I'd point out that my parent's voluntarily elected to help me pay for college. Taxes are not voluntary.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:47 AM

"Try patronizing someone of your own age and abilities."



Young and not retarded?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:51 AM

contributory system: system in which you pay taxes and get them back, but only if you can manage to Frost your life up enough.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:53 AM

but it's not a free ride! Your taxes pay for the 'you' problem and the people who don't Frost up their lives will pick up the slack on everything else that needs paying for.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 04:54 AM

do you support yourself, scooter? have you ever supported yourself?



or are you just another gabber here to criticize that which he could not possibly know?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:57 AM

Nope. And I don't claim to. What does that have to do with anything I've said?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 04:59 AM

P.S.



ad hominem:

logical fallacy in which the writer attacks the person who presents the issue rather than deal logically with the issue itself.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 05:03 AM

Again, I'm not coming out for or against welfare or similar programs. All I'm trying to say is call it what it is. It's charity. If the government gives you money because you can't feed the people you're suppose to feed it's involuntary charity on the part of every other taxpayer. Which I'm not saying is a good or bad thing.

postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 05:05 AM

an able-bodied adult who cannot or will not support himself has no business criticizing another person for taking money from another source.



when you get a job and begin paying taxes, little man, you may then start carping about the leeches in the system. until that time, your opinion counts for nothing.

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
02/15/2002 05:10 AM

ooh! uppercut.

*gets tub o' milkduds*

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/15/2002 05:13 AM

"an able-bodied adult who cannot or will not support himself has no business criticizing another person for taking money from another source."



#1 I didn't.

#2 This is arguable. Charity recieved from volunteers is different from charity recieved from non-volunteers.



Sort of off topic, lot's of people have parents who put them through college you know.