i'm repugnant
A comedy conversation
by postbear  10,158  13
02/15/2002 01:29 AM 217 views
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hello, warts. i have a few confessions to make.
i like to swim in my own feces. when i screw up, i tend to blame those around me. my biggest problems in life are always those that are most immediate. memphis is pretty, but i rarely notice. i condemn drug use in others, but bray long and loud about my own ecstasy-riddled existence. i like to call other women sluts, though my own virtue lay bleeding on the grass when i was but a two-bagger in minnie mouse underpants. my formal education ended when the local schoolhouse burned down, and i hadn't yet learned not to open my vagina to random passerby. passing moral judgements is a great way to pass the time, but i resent having any sort of standard applied to me. i recently declined a threesome with two boys (whose judgement was clearly impaired), and now find myself pregnant with the love child of another.
a coin! so shiny!
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Side-splitting
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EvilPanda 4,807  13
02/15/2002 01:32 AM
I love you, Mr. bear.
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/15/2002 01:43 AM
I second that vote, Mr Panda.
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postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 03:31 AM
homo and hetero kisses to you, respectively.
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vertical bob 26,707 13
02/15/2002 09:23 AM
Is Jerry Springer still on?
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Trae (unemployed bitch) 156,785 17
02/15/2002 11:11 AM
That was genius Postie.
*kisses*
Is Jerry Springer still on?
Yes, but my ex husband and new wife with Tuesday Taylor roots and their 6 devil spawn are keeping the show busy for the next several months.
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Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/15/2002 11:14 AM
You swim in your own feces?
Gross.
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Don Spudleone 323 13
02/15/2002 11:18 AM
postbear is a beautiful, beautiful man.
But we already knew that.
And I'm not a fag.
No really!
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Dangeo 2,691 13
02/15/2002 11:20 AM
Forgive my ignorance (if that's possible).
But, what's a "two-bagger in minnie mouse underpants"?
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Hilarious
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Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/15/2002 11:23 AM
$20.00, same as in town.
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Chuckleworthy
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postbear 10,158 13
02/15/2002 12:29 PM
two bagger -- someone who you would need two bags to Frost. you bag his/her head, then bag it again, in case one bag falls off with all the commotion.
a three bagger involves you bagging your own head, prepared for the possibility that both of the ugly's bag might come off.
"...when i was but a two-bagger in minnie mouse underpants...." -- a young, ugly girl, who may yet become uglier.
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