Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
02/16/2002 07:36 PM

oh Shakespeare guys



he's serious

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:37 PM

Frost-ing right.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/16/2002 07:38 PM

What's he talking about?

Trae (unemployed bitch) 156,785 17
02/16/2002 07:38 PM

Have I been maharishie'd?? I'd think I'd know if I have. I can't seem to recall.

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
02/16/2002 07:40 PM

i thought it was "libel"



looks like the maharishi just maharishied!

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/16/2002 07:40 PM

From the Gab Lexicon, to "Maharishi" is to give negative otto's out of spite.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 07:41 PM

I think he will go postal

Trae (unemployed bitch) 156,785 17
02/16/2002 07:41 PM

Ok. What's an Otto?







Everyone Frost-ing leaves me out of everything!!!!!!





Now I'm pissed!

Crescent Fresh +11 10,666 13
02/16/2002 07:41 PM

If you're on the news for going postal, 'Rishi, will you write Gab on Zug on your ass and moon the cameras?

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/16/2002 07:42 PM

haheahehahe



rishi, you just got your first grim otto from me ever. reliShakespeare.



now somebody maharishi it back from him!

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/16/2002 07:42 PM

Yeah because posting a thread telling all the petty people of GAB that this pisses you off will make them stop.



Defaming an online persona? that will hold up in court....

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
02/16/2002 07:43 PM

done and done

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:44 PM

Frost-ing you ya Frost-ing Frostity Frosts!!!

Bend over and kiss my mother-Frosting ass!

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:45 PM

You guys are even stealing my Frost-ing smileys? You guys are pieces of Shakespeare! Suck my Coleridge you Frost-ing pricks.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:46 PM

I am so going to sue you Frost-ing Emersons. Not to get rich, since all of you are Frost-ing poor ass loser bitches, but so you won't have any money to your name EVER.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/16/2002 07:47 PM

Is he high?

Trae (unemployed bitch) 156,785 17
02/16/2002 07:47 PM

Well, I for one am offended.





I can not be included in your little rant on GAB because I have no knowledge of what maharishied or otto are.





I am innocent!

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/16/2002 07:48 PM

hahehaheae



this is Frost-ing funny.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/16/2002 07:50 PM

For some reason, I want in on this one.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/16/2002 07:51 PM

Trae,



Maharishi (v) to click the unfunny smiley. Also -rishing, -rished

da_pope 1,483 13
02/16/2002 07:52 PM

i took away 2.





5u3 /\/\3!!

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:53 PM

This is cool, because I am now forming a lits of the names of you Emersons that are being Frost-ing Carrolls, and I am going to go in and remove all of your smiley clickies. So boo Frost-ing hoo for you bitches.

da_pope 1,483 13
02/16/2002 07:54 PM

it's way past time for your meds.

manny, hook him up will ya?

aushie 5,580 13
02/16/2002 07:55 PM

Oh no! Not a lits!

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:55 PM

Kiss my mother-Frosting ass you piece of Shakespeare.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:55 PM

Oh shut the Frost up.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 07:55 PM

Even better, Write www.zug.com in bullets or blood on the wall where you will go down in a hail of Gunfire.



Take one for the team.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/16/2002 07:56 PM

My lovely wife and I are having a(nother) baby girl, and I'm thinking of naming her Carroll, for fun.

Trae (unemployed bitch) 156,785 17
02/16/2002 07:56 PM

Well I know I am not on your little black list. Besides, I only have one smiley and I'm happy with that.









I'm sure I said something funny sometime. Once.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:57 PM

I'm funnier than most of the people on zug. But there are too many dumb Frosts here who hate me for me to get even one smiley. Well you can all kiss my Frost-ing ass.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 07:57 PM

I've never clicked somebodies frowny face.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:58 PM

You guys are a bunch of Carrollweeds!

Baby in a Blender 142 11
02/16/2002 07:58 PM

If it's any consolation MahariShakespearehis thread is Frost-ing hilarious.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:59 PM

Thanks. I only need nine more posts....

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:59 PM

And you can smiley clickie me if you like.

Feeble [forbidden by the Geneva Convention] 32,400 15
02/16/2002 07:59 PM

Allow me to assure you that you have no case. No lawyer will take your case for fear of malpractice, no judge will do anything with it but throw it out of court, and you probably need to look the word "barratry" up in a law dictionary.



In short, this is one of the most pathetic moments on Gab.



Yes, I know why you're upset, and I haven't used your name in that context.



No, that doesn't mean that your threats are justified or sustainable.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 07:59 PM

T-minus 8 posts and counting.

JizblortNurngakt 12,005 12
02/16/2002 08:00 PM

deleteAccount("themaharishi");

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:00 PM

You guys are Frost-ing Shakespeareheads who I'd like to skull Frost with a crowbar.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:01 PM

Lick my ass mother-Froster!

JizblortNurngakt 12,005 12
02/16/2002 08:01 PM

Hey, whatever happened to your website with that nerd Shakespeare?

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:01 PM

Top of the world mom!

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:01 PM

Bend over and take it up the ass mother-Froster!

Trae (unemployed bitch) 156,785 17
02/16/2002 08:01 PM

Come to Trae..........

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:01 PM

3 more

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:02 PM

*suckles on Traes tits*

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:02 PM

I wanna tit Frost her!!!

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 08:03 PM

Who doesn't?

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
02/16/2002 08:05 PM

Frostin a dude, chill out

JizblortNurngakt 12,005 12
02/16/2002 08:05 PM

YU LWAYS DID

TALKK TOO MUCH

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:06 PM

Frost you ya Frostin Frosts!!!

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 08:09 PM

a few more posts like that and you will have more smilies than vicar!

Feeble [forbidden by the Geneva Convention] 32,400 15
02/16/2002 08:09 PM

Please find a new insult. That one's getting tiresome. You could get - nah, I won't say it.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
02/16/2002 08:10 PM

Cool. A thread more scandelous than my Feb. 14th one. How fickle is Gab.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/16/2002 08:10 PM

Frost, some Emerson stole another clicky. It's probably that bitch Onion. You guys are really worthless people, and I take great gratification in knowing you are completely unhappy with the world around you.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/16/2002 08:13 PM

hehaeha



this makes my day.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 08:14 PM

I'm not unhappy with the world around me. If it is any consolation, I am unhappy with the carpet around me.

5,580 13
02/16/2002 08:23 PM

2/16/2002 6:57 pm



I'm funnier than most of the people on zug...



Funniest post ever!

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/16/2002 08:29 PM

You guys are really worthless people...



Here let me hold the door open for you. Oh what's that you're not gonna leave? then shut the Frost up you whiny piss drinking Carroll.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/16/2002 08:30 PM

For the record: I maharishied each of maharishi's ottos in this thread.

aushie 5,580 13
02/16/2002 08:49 PM

So THIS is what he's been up to.

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/16/2002 09:29 PM

This thread rules.



I love you more than ever, Maha.

1,768 12
02/16/2002 10:02 PM

I'm funnier than most of the people on zug



Hey why not make a 5 minute monologue of your anger and put it to Flash. Just use a picture of Emerson.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/16/2002 10:04 PM

I'm funnier than most of the people on zug



Yes, but you're not intentionally funny.

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
02/16/2002 10:16 PM

i thought "otto" was the name for the funny clickie and "maharishi" was what we called the painfully unfunny whiner Carrollsnatchboxtwat clickie.



it would appear the name maharishi has been verbed into "to maharishi", which apparently now means the act of clicking one's maharishi.



either way. i maharishied some of the maharishi's maharishis. gotta love GAB solidarity.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/16/2002 10:18 PM

I understood it to be "to click one's negative rating repeatedly with the only context being you hate that GABber"



I've been wrong.



Shall I turn on my web cam and show you my dink now?

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
02/16/2002 10:23 PM

apparently this newfound verb has more facets than the rhinestone mounted in trixxie's front teef.



and i've already seen yer dink.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/16/2002 10:23 PM

origin



find: maha

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
02/16/2002 10:30 PM

gold star for the girl who listens.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/16/2002 10:32 PM

It's nice to have someone on GAB everyone can agree upon hating.

19,599 12
02/16/2002 11:01 PM

Frost all of you. I'm going off to create the GREATEST PRANK EVER PULLED ON ZUG!!! You will never surmise what is happening until it's too late! Frost-ing morons!!!

aushie 5,580 13
02/16/2002 11:02 PM

Wow, he's right--he really *is* funny.

19,599 12
02/16/2002 11:04 PM

Actually, I've already pulled the greatest prank on zug. And no one even knows it yet. So you guys can all kiss my Frost-ing ass.

aushie 5,580 13
02/16/2002 11:05 PM

Stop it, you're killing me!

JizblortNurngakt 12,005 12
02/16/2002 11:08 PM

Surmise, sublet.

Surmise, sublet.

Was it your smiling face you clickied?

Is this your piss tube that is full?

I don't remember laughing at you

Is it 2?

19,599 12
02/16/2002 11:08 PM

Fine, think what you want to think. When the apocolypse comes, you'll just look that much stupider.

JizblortNurngakt 12,005 12
02/16/2002 11:10 PM

Dude, sorry for the short notice, but I'm actually going to the Acapulcolypse. It's like the apocalypse, but balmier.

19,599 12
02/16/2002 11:11 PM

Notice that I was ironic in the use of the word, stupider?

aushie 5,580 13
02/16/2002 11:11 PM

I don't want to be mean, but here's a bit of truth: you are too unstable to take even a little bit of lighthearted ribbing. Your utter lack of sense of humor is what caused the "frowny face" to be called the Maharishi.



It might not be very nice, and I wouldn't like it either, but the way to deal with it isn't to go mental. Why don't you try to lighten up a bit?

aushie 5,580 13
02/16/2002 11:12 PM

The Apocalypso is even better. They've got steel drums and pin~a coladas.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/16/2002 11:31 PM

You should be glad that we've taken it upon ourselves to immortalize you with your own personal icon.

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/16/2002 11:37 PM

Heh, he's libel to sue us for liable.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/16/2002 11:43 PM

Can he get us for slander?

Kenshin 2,469 13
02/16/2002 11:43 PM

See Maharishi? It's not fun getting pushed off of Gab, but you did it to me too. so Frost you Maharishied

Mike Moon, Lieutenant Colonel Fucktard 4,366 14
02/16/2002 11:46 PM

Maha was the member of kenshin who did the pooble rape thing....and he cheats at CS.

Kenshin 2,469 13
02/16/2002 11:48 PM

Mike, IM me!

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/16/2002 11:50 PM

Maha is the world's biggest loser. Hands down.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/16/2002 11:53 PM

Shakespeare, let's just rename it the Stuby.



I'd love to be immortalized as a piece of ZUG history...

postbear 10,158 13
02/16/2002 11:55 PM

you'd be a pop-up ad for anal wart cream.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/16/2002 11:57 PM

No. It has to remain "Maharishied" because it pisses the little weiner off so much.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/17/2002 12:06 AM

Best. Thread. Ever.

Mike Moon, Lieutenant Colonel Fucktard 4,366 14
02/17/2002 12:10 AM

I agree.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
02/17/2002 12:15 AM

You guys are so mean, I mean......



























*is dying with laughter here*

Mike Moon, Lieutenant Colonel Fucktard 4,366 14
02/17/2002 12:19 AM

Frost all of you. I'm going off to create the GREATEST PRANK EVER PULLED ON ZUG!!!



Lying to us about red peeing on you isnt that great.

Yippy, Bonky's toady 3,028 13
02/17/2002 02:45 AM

This thread = TEH FUNNEY

d8uv the maharishied 3,011 13
02/17/2002 04:22 AM

Aw cripes, he's gonna sue me!



It looks like I have to gobble the judge's knob.



Again.

Queef Cracker 291 12
02/17/2002 04:49 AM

YOU SHOULD STOP COMPLIANING BECAUSE PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU



PEE ON SOMEONES NUTSACK

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/17/2002 06:02 AM

Hey Ded, do you remember the point in your life where I was your only friend? Where no one would hang out with you other than me?



Dude, we really need to have a little talk about friendship...

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/17/2002 06:14 AM

Vlad would like peace on earth, and goodwill to men and women.



Even Maharishis.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/17/2002 07:50 AM

damn, man. you're really unstable.

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
02/17/2002 09:14 AM

I wonder if Maharishi can be pushed into pulling something like columbine.

Feeble [forbidden by the Geneva Convention] 32,400 15
02/17/2002 11:26 AM

No, he can't. We aren't in high school any more.



He might be pushed into hurting himself, though, which would be a Bad Thing.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/17/2002 11:31 AM

Explain why, Feeble.

Phuc 237,915 21
02/17/2002 12:04 PM

I'm trying to figure out just how pathetic it would be for someone to hurt themselves over insults posted on GAB. Is it more pathetic than:



Standing on line for two days to see the opening night of Crossroads?



Jerking off to the Fingerhut catalog?



Naming yourself after a Douglas Adams character?



Joining the libertarian party?



Paying a $200 whore just to talk to you?



Writing to NBC to let them know you support the pay raises for the Friends actors?

Nutbutter - Merchandise now Available! 181,255 35
02/17/2002 12:05 PM

Cortney Cox deserves every penny, mother-Froster!

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
02/17/2002 01:24 PM

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber



2/17/2002 5:02 am





Hey Ded, do you remember the point in your life where I was your only friend? Where no one would hang out with you other than me?



Dude, we really need to have a little talk about friendship...







At no point in my life where you the only friend I've ever had. Talking friendship, why is it that you never call except when you need something to do and nobody else is around. Right at this very monment my best friend is at my house. While the only thing I wonder about is why you got so pissed over something that you have no copy right over. All the while you post Shakespeare about me when you know that I'm asleep. You wanna have some words buddy, cfall me. You know my phone number.......

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
02/17/2002 01:26 PM

btw, I do know that right now you are probably asleep, because 3:30am you were still awake. So that's why I'm now writing about you.















Go figure.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/17/2002 01:31 PM

You don't bring me flowers anymore.

da_pope 1,483 13
02/17/2002 01:42 PM

i'll bet you can kick his scrawney little ass, right freex?

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
02/17/2002 02:17 PM

Yes, Pope, I could. But because I do like some things about him, I won't pick on him or kick his ass. And he is one of my friends.

da_pope 1,483 13
02/17/2002 02:19 PM

awww, how sweet.







kick him in the nads.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/17/2002 04:09 PM

Freex, beat some sense into him. It'll be for his own good. As his friend, that's the nicest thing you could possibly do for him.

da_pope 1,483 13
02/17/2002 04:16 PM

preferabley in the nads.

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/17/2002 04:46 PM

We could remove Maharishi as the term for cancelling out someone's Ottos.



That would free it up for use as the definition of making a paranoid rant while high.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/17/2002 04:50 PM

I would have guessed that would be "Manhatten Fevered"

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/17/2002 04:57 PM

This thread just keeps getting better and better!

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/17/2002 05:17 PM

I predict this thread will surpass both the "It's Never Too Early For HATE" and the "Kensin Non-poster Agreement" threads.

Phuc 237,915 21
02/17/2002 06:43 PM

Mucho smilies for Ded.



Kick his ass, Ded, and I'll be your personal smilie fairy.

Feeble [forbidden by the Geneva Convention] 32,400 15
02/17/2002 06:46 PM

I don't want to guess why someone would lose control over Gab, Phuc, but it surely does seem to happen on a weekly basis.



Just this week Ford told me I was lucky I'd been decent to him or he'd really let me have it. I couldn't read Gab for days afterward.



Minutes?



OK, I noticed the post.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/17/2002 06:48 PM

Maharish is so pathetic he makes Rocken Donkey look like Fonzie before he jumped the shark.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/17/2002 07:35 PM

You got a clickie for that one, Nut.

Phuc 237,915 21
02/17/2002 07:37 PM

I hope we don't chase Masharishi away. The only reason I'm still here is for the diversity, and if Dinesh was the only Indian left, I'd feel bad for him.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/17/2002 07:42 PM

I hope we don't chase him away either. He's so entertaining to have around.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/17/2002 08:18 PM

The whole 'naming the unfunny face Maharishi' really turned out better than anyone could have imagined thanks to Maharishi. I mean who could have guessed that he would give the exact reaction everyone was lusting for.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/17/2002 08:21 PM

Although I, for one, was hoping that it wouldn't bother him.

Some Guy 19,242 12
02/17/2002 09:09 PM

I don't care that it bothers him. I wouldn't have gotten all bent out of shape if they'd have decided to dub it "Being Rockin' Donkeyed", which I'm surprised Nutbutter didn't come up with, to be honest. Rishi needs to get a grip on reality.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/17/2002 09:36 PM

Rocken Donkeyed: To be dissed by God himself.

Mike Moon, Lieutenant Colonel Fucktard 4,366 14
02/17/2002 09:37 PM

nutbuttered- to lose ones manhood in a tragic boating accident.

postbear 10,158 13
02/18/2002 01:19 AM

"tragic boating accident" is too exotic.



try "tragic walking home after work accident".

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/18/2002 02:03 AM

Actually I don't give a Shakespeare about any of it. I just needed 20 posts to hit 2000. Sorry, it's the best I could do on such short notice. And Freex, I don't avoid you. It's just very tough balancing spending time with Arletta and spending time with friends. It's nothing personal. And I've known for a long time it's bothered you. There's not much I can really do about it. It might even stay this way. But you are the best friend I've ever had and I don't want to lose that friendship just because we get pissed at each other sometimes. Truth be told, I see Nathan once every four months, so in comparison I spend a lot of time with you. You have to understand that I spend a ton of time with school and work, not just Arletta, and it's tough enough as it is maintaining that relationship.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/18/2002 02:07 AM

And as for everyone else that disses me, that's fine if you want to. Under different circumstances I'm sure you guys might even actually like me. There are a few people here who still wouldn't, just because they aren't very nice people like that. They seem to be the first to jump on the hate wagon. I just hope for their sakes they aren't like that in real life.



As for the greatest prank on zug, I'm still debating whether I should or not. There's a lot invested in it, and if I do, it could all go to pot. Anyway, thanks for the kind words here from the people that care.



Peace out.

Microcube - self medicated! 13,428 12
02/18/2002 02:09 AM

someone needs a hug

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/18/2002 02:17 AM

does this mean you aren't going to sue us?

d8uv the maharishied 3,011 13
02/18/2002 03:26 AM

Wow. This is like a soap opera on crack!



Then again, everything is like a soap opera on crack.

3,011 13
02/18/2002 03:27 AM

d8, you're on crack.

Wakowill 12,056 12
02/18/2002 04:00 AM

Maha's angry

Maha's sad

Maha's happy

Maha's sorry

Maha's forgiving?

Maha needs help

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/18/2002 04:09 AM

if i have to constantly choose between spending time with my girl and my friends, then she isn't the girl for me.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/18/2002 04:17 AM

Actually, I have to choose between passing classes, making money, hanging out with friends and spending time with my girlfriend. My classes run into the late evening, and I'm studying a subject that requires an incredible amount of project time. I'm about two terms from graduating, so when I graduate and if I can find a job my schedule should normalize a bit more. If I'm lucky I get to spend twice a week with my girlfriend, and I have to spend a good chunk of time programming. Unless you've had the same time constraints put on you before, it's hard to know how difficult it is to juggle. Most people think I'm avoiding them, when the truth is I just don't have the time. Haven't you guys noticed I haven't hardly been posting here?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/18/2002 05:25 AM

but you're not suing us, right? I mean, just so I can quit worrying, alright?

Phuc 237,915 21
02/18/2002 11:07 AM

Bump.



Bonus with bump: Pic of Maharishi's girlfriend.

Phuc 237,915 21
02/18/2002 11:17 AM

Imagine how hard school is for you right now. Imagine the intense work and dedication it takes just to make it one more day toward your goal of graduation.



Having a job is like that, except the goal is death.

Bust 'Em Up Rodriguez 17,826 13
02/18/2002 11:34 AM

I'm ALMOST THERE!



Only 50-something more years to go!

Phuc 237,915 21
02/18/2002 01:44 PM

Sorry, folks, I don't want to see this thread disappear just yet.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/18/2002 02:02 PM

I just wanted to announce that I have decided not to post in this thread.









damn

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/18/2002 05:18 PM

Phuc, the difference in college and work is that you get paid to work, you have to pay to go to college. And when you have a job, you don't normally spend every single hour of the week studying or working on projects. You go to your nice little cubicle from 9:00am to 5:00pm and sometimes, depending on who you work for, you have to do a little work outside of the job. And don't knock my girlfriend until you've met her. Then you can knock her all you want :) She's far from perfect, but I love her just the same.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/18/2002 05:45 PM

Read this but check the last bullet point in particular.

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/18/2002 06:03 PM

Ford, I thought you didn't want anyone knowing you went gay. Why make me do this?

just goddamned onion 12,319 12
02/18/2002 06:05 PM

ARLETTA?!

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/18/2002 06:14 PM

I hope your not trying to become a Flash developer.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/18/2002 06:16 PM

Shakespeare, I've got to start reading to the end before starting a thread.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/18/2002 06:16 PM

Um, Vlad likes to knit. Does anyone else like to knit?

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/18/2002 06:20 PM

It's fun seeing what a few well placed posts can do to stir up trouble. I love my job.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/18/2002 06:27 PM

Maharishi, it has been days since I've slept. For the love of all that is holy just have a little compassion and tell me I won't be sued so that I can be at peace.

5,097 15
02/18/2002 06:52 PM

maha - don't do it. make him suffer. and does anybody know what the Frost happened to me?

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
02/18/2002 06:58 PM

Locked in Chouggy's closet.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/18/2003 05:36 PM

Arletta?

Declan McManus dances again on broken glass 131,867 36
03/18/2003 05:46 PM

Arletta from ar friend in Zimbabwe came today.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Trae, Trae Again 156,785 17
03/18/2003 07:02 PM

No one ever explained the term "otto" to me!! Someone better come clean here and explain it or I'm gonna sue! I mean, it. I'm not kidding this time! I've had it. I'm done, finished. Don't make me do something I'm gonna regret later.



For the last time, I'm really really really mad this time. For real. I mean it!

Declan McManus dances again on broken glass 131,867 36
03/18/2003 07:05 PM

Otto is the one on the right, the smile, the good click.



It was originally known as ``evil otto,`` for reasons still not entirely clear to me.

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/18/2003 07:19 PM

You! You! Otto know!.



-Alanis Morrisette

Marty McFly 19,242 12
03/18/2003 07:39 PM

"Evil Otto" was a character from the old "Berserk" video game. He was a smiley face that bounced around and killed your guy.



Hence, the smiley has been dubbed "otto"

sockk action 702 10
09/01/2003 06:44 AM

this thread is Frost-ing awesome

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
09/01/2003 06:51 AM

I'm sure Vlad loves seeing this thread again. Welcome back, Vlad! Hope you enjoyed your honeymoon!





Anyone seen Moleculo lately?

Karen Walker 86,684 14
09/01/2003 06:57 AM

No. Haven't seen many insult badgers round these parts in a while neither.







Consarnit. I'm sorry, I'll stop saying consarnit now.

The Tlaxidermist 1,423 10
09/01/2003 02:56 PM

so clovis clone was maharishi!



it all makes sense now

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/01/2003 03:01 PM

It all came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist!

brody 43,090 12
09/29/2004 03:30 PM

*Bump*



I wondered where the term maha came from... Its like an old Gab legend.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/29/2004 05:56 PM

Hahahahah ahaahahaahah! Funniest thread in months, despite it being a few years old.



What ever happened to Ded Freex? He was swell.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/29/2004 06:11 PM

Mikey Moon

He's a vegetarian

Mikey Moon, Mikey Moon

Mikey Moon will out last all the septuagenarians

Mikey Moon, Mikey Moon



Oh, he's loves me so

He hates to be alone

Don't eat meat

But he sure likes the bone

SHP 181,718 70
09/29/2004 06:19 PM

Frost all of you. I'm going off to create the GREATEST PRANK EVER PULLED ON ZUG!!! You will never surmise what is happening until it's too late! Frost-ing morons



Mahrishi was mynutzurface??

SheCabbage 5,200 13
09/29/2004 06:46 PM

I found this even better the third time around, watching Maha talk between his posts with his Vlad persona.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/29/2004 06:47 PM

This is the funniest thread I have ever read. God bless you marialcmakdj.... whatever.

The Rat B Bear 2,085 9
09/29/2004 11:21 PM

When were ip addresses introduced? (highlight some of the old posts - they're blank!)



For the record this thread is way funnier

Phuc 237,915 21
09/07/2005 01:48 PM

The most ironic link evar, that will never be outdone, even after the universe has sploded and god's remains have turned to dust and blown away



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Ford linking to a site about narcissism