Candie Kohrne minus 4 8,640 15
02/18/2002 10:31 PM

You are so going to get kicked to the curb.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/18/2002 10:31 PM

Try it when she's pregnant.



I dare you.

Yippy, Bonky's toady 3,028 13
02/18/2002 10:32 PM

Well she could say the same thing.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
02/18/2002 10:33 PM

"Satan, your ass is big and red, who am I supposed to pretend you are, Liza Minelli??"

Feeble [forbidden by the Geneva Convention] 32,400 15
02/18/2002 10:44 PM

Do you know what a sex rodeo is?



That's where you're doing it doggy style, and you say "This is the worst sex I've ever had", then try to stay in for 10 seconds.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/18/2002 10:56 PM

or say



"This is how your sister likes it, too"



and try for 8 seconds

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/18/2002 11:01 PM

Combine the two and say "Your sister does this better", try for 4.

Yippy, Bonky's toady 3,028 13
02/18/2002 11:08 PM

"Is that cellulite?" for bonus points.

Mr.Spastic 124 11
02/18/2002 11:38 PM

Callie Mollari - Clicky



Yippy, Bonky's toady - Clacky

Nuggets Of Laughter Awards To You both

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/19/2002 08:05 AM

In tournament rules you're supposed to hold her braid one handed

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
02/27/2002 06:39 AM

and punch her at the base of her skull.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/27/2002 07:30 AM

Vlad likes to kidney punch Vlad's succubus. Wait, Vlad doesn't really. Um, Vlad is going now.

Alienyst 2,371 12
02/27/2002 08:49 AM

just give me a reach around at least

Bonky 75,728 15
02/27/2002 08:57 AM

When I do you from behind

and you press your hips in mine

and we sing sweeeeet loooooove songs.



When I kiss your skinny lips

and you pinch and clamp my nips

and we sing sweeeeet looooove songs...

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/28/2002 06:50 PM

I am now strangely aroused by the image of Bonky with a strap-on.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 06:56 PM

Sinner.

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/28/2002 06:59 PM

I'm surprised the Vicar is quoting those Judas Priest songs.

Marilyn 12,471 13
02/28/2002 07:00 PM

I think it's wrong for Feeble to talk about sex because he looks like my second grade teacher, Mrs. Temkin.



I also think it's wrong for me to talk about sex...or anything else.



But I do, so I'll shut up.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/28/2002 07:23 PM

Don't just talk about sex - do something about it!



</postbear>

simian_411 21 10
06/04/2002 11:47 PM

... I can't but think about bleating like a goat at that oh so critical moment and that always brings a smile to my face.

Thread Killer 666 13
06/04/2002 11:55 PM

Or say "Is that corn!" I gaurentee you won't hold on for 2 sseconds!

PsychoCowboy 341 11
06/05/2002 08:34 AM

How about, "Honey, the ripples on you back are making me seasick".

Bonky 75,728 15
06/05/2002 09:13 AM

Now, just why was this thread resurrected?



Did ass monkey do a search on the word "ass" or "cellulite?"

Chickens 286,208 61
06/05/2002 11:24 AM

What drunk idjit gave all those clickies? Mildly amusing yes, but good grief. I think an epileptic had a siezure over the otto button.

Chickens 286,208 61
06/05/2002 11:25 AM

then they completely drop off.

hyperspaz 3,290 11
06/28/2002 03:35 PM

I like em on top!

Mr. Big 19,242 12
09/11/2002 06:15 AM

Why is this the funniest thread of all time?

Feeble and his Conqueror Worm 32,400 15
09/11/2002 09:10 AM

Because it has so many clickies?

67,630 16
09/12/2002 02:11 AM

"The world's only comedy site."

Phoenix Dark 457 11
09/16/2002 12:20 AM

"Man, I gotta pee.... ahhh, that was refreshing."



2 seconds.

Ayahuasca 0 0
09/16/2002 12:46 AM

Because you fvcktards double click every post here, whether it's funny or not.

Cessna172 227 10
11/01/2002 03:06 PM

you all comment on how long you expect to stay in, after making a vulgar comment... thats all well, but what would you do if your girl made the comment, "is that it???" after having sex...?

Disabuser 3,439 11
11/01/2002 03:11 PM

hmmm... go to sleep?

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/01/2002 03:12 PM

but what would you do if your girl made the comment, "is that it???" after having sex...?





Moot point, that would never happen. Right guys?

salvage Can't think of a witty name tag 28,986 12
11/01/2002 03:13 PM

What is she said:



"Oh for God's sake, let me masterbate, see if I can salvage this thing."



And yes, that's why that's my name.

Dr. Pepper 227 10
12/03/2002 02:43 PM

uh.. wow

salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
12/03/2002 02:49 PM

It's best not to think or add to this thread.

Doc 7,105 13
12/03/2002 03:47 PM

*THUMP THUMP BOOM*

*GIRL YOU LOOK GOOD WHY DON'T YOU BACK THAT ASS UP*

*CALL ME BIG DADDY WHEN YOU BACK THAT ASS UP*

*GIRL WHO IS YOU PLAYING WITH, BACK THAT ASS UP*

*THUMP THE THUMP BOOM*

14,139 11
03/13/2003 05:03 AM

had to happen.

Chickens 286,208 61
03/13/2003 07:11 AM

Odd that the link shows no pee whatsoever for the "funniest thread ever".

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/13/2003 10:12 AM

They don't have "funniest ever" anymore.



It only counts clickies from the current month.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/13/2003 12:21 PM

I'm beginning to suspect that Squeamish doesn't love me the way he once did.

He still brings me flowers, but he doesn't make homemade fudge the old fashioned way.