Gab special olympics
A comedy conversation
by Wyldnfryd  1,323  12
02/19/2002 08:41 AM 194 views
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Medals for just plain damn funny
Gold:Vertical Bob
Silver: HisBoyElroy
Bronze: Ford Perfect & Squeemish
Announcer1: Well this has certainly been an exciting olympics
Announcer2: You bet Jim, with Mel's pregnancy and MahariShakespearerolling for flames, we've had some genuinely world class low and high humor.
Announcer1: Lets take a look at why the judges awarded these medals, it apears we've had some controversy for third place.
Announcer2: That's correct, Ford's conceit, and Squeemish's narrow-mindedness have been serious handicaps, and they are both being tested for having high levels of "prick" in their bloodstream, we'll know more later this week.
Announcer1: And what a surprise silver is! Did you see that coming?
Announcer2: No way! I never thought I'd see the day, but what a performance!
Announcer1: Despite it's lack of popular apeal, the judges decided this performance had the all the subtlty and nuance required for a world class athelete.
Announcer2: Let's cut to the instant replay
so it really wasn't a breadstick with a plus sign magic markered on the end!
Announcer1: How's that for excitment!
Announcer2: I can barely believe it! And that was only one example, he really came from behind on that one, here's one for the underdog.
Announcer1: Our gold medal goes to a local favorite and he shows once again that funny does not have to me mean-spirited, disgusting, low, or hurtful.
Announcer1: That's right Bob, just clean, family fun.
Announcer2: And it's that what makes this country beautiful?
Announcer1: Let's cut to commercials, and we'll hear more about the other events.
Don't leave my high five hanging, you know how long it took me to write that?
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.5
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aushie 5,580  13
02/19/2002 08:45 AM
I'm giggling here. Do you know how hard it is to make me giggle out loud when I'm alone?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
02/19/2002 08:45 AM
7 minutes and 32 seconds?
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Hilarious
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/19/2002 08:50 AM
this hard?
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aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 08:54 AM
heheheheheheeehehh
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Crescent Fresh +6 10,666 13
02/19/2002 08:55 AM
uH... hrm.. You've got.. something.. err.. on your .. chin.. yeah.. right there.. kinda.. penis shaped.....
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 08:56 AM
oh my god!!
I SO wish these weren't sold out.
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/19/2002 09:05 AM
Pay no attention to the reviews that you could post to.
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aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 09:05 AM
I love this vibrator.
Myla is a group of kind of up-market sex toys and accessories in London. Buttplugs for the corporate woman!
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/19/2002 09:09 AM
149 POUNDS!?
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aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 09:11 AM
Well, it is made from Sterling Silver for a designer shop by an OBE.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/19/2002 09:13 AM
It will be your engagment ring when I knock you up.
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aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 09:14 AM
awww, cupcake!
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Chuckleworthy
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/19/2002 09:17 AM
So, uh you going to add any events?
*high five still hanging*
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/19/2002 09:22 AM
As a Canadian, I would just like to say I was robbed.
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Werehamster 2,321 13
02/19/2002 09:24 AM
Why is that ring so heavy?
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Chuckleworthy
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Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/19/2002 11:15 AM
Announcer1: Welcome back!! Well, now lets see what's going on over on slope two!!
Announcer2: Speaking about coming from behind, lets see how Dead Robot and SUT are doing on the two man.....wait, three man...what the hell are they doing??
Announcer1: I don't know, lets go now to the site of this atrocity for a play by play!!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/19/2002 11:47 AM
[ahem]
my good friend wyld, just being in competition with these world class atheletes and autistics makes me appreciate the little nuances in life. Nuances such as the ability to walk, or not having a gaping spittle covered maw.
thank you, all.
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Chuckleworthy
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Bust 'Em Up Rodriguez 17,826 13
02/19/2002 12:00 PM
Even if I win, I'm STILL RETARDED!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 12:15 PM
Announcer 1: And in the free-style posting event, we've had some real shockers this year!
Announcer 2: That's right, Bob, this event takes account of all elements of the post, not just the "funny funny." You've got to look for style, meaning, and overall readability.
Announcer 1: Well, Ford Prefect has always been a player in this field. Even though his detractors say his posts are over-long, he does have that spectacular 345 WPM typing skill that always impresses the judges. He won the bronze this year; probably disappointing him a little bit, but he'll be happy to take it home.
Announcer 2: And Moon, while occasionally struggling with style, does provide some of the most readable posts out there. I'm sure Canadamerica, his home country, was disappointed that he came home empty-handed.
Announcer 1: We've got so many great players, old and new. Brooke, for example, came out of nowhere last December with her "Worst Christmas Ever" thread, showing her true potential as a Freestyle Posting Medalist. When she won that silver medal, nobody was too surprised.
Announcer 2: But we, along with the rest of the world, were shocked and dismayed when Queef Cracker won the gold this year!
Announcer 1: Who would have thought that the judges could see such merit in "THEY GET EATING DISORDERS" from the thread "WOOMEN ARE DUMB"?
Announcer 2: Moon and his manager Chouggy are launching an inquiry into the judging results. Depending on how this inquiry goes, Queef Cracker could be thrown out entirely!
Announcer 1: That's right; Moon definitely has a personal interest in making sure all of the judges are put under careful scrutiny. He could be in position to win the bronze by default.
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Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/19/2002 01:31 PM
Boo, I say. Boo.
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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/19/2002 02:04 PM
[tucks peon's slobber stopper back into his shirt]
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Chuckleworthy
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Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/19/2002 02:07 PM
I'm down with the syndromes. I get jiggy with them.
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