aushie 5,580 13
02/19/2002 02:01 PM

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old man, and gave him a hug. He gave him his biggest smile ever.



When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy? "He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? He's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"



Meanwhile, the old man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked, "Dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?" He replied, "I ate Twinkies in the

park with God." However, before his son responded, he added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected."



Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Embrace all equally!



Send this to people who have touched your life in a special way. Let them know how important they are.



Have lunch with God! Thanks for touching my life.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/19/2002 02:03 PM

Damn idiot kid is lucky God didn't rape and kill him.

Merkin 10,008 13
02/19/2002 02:13 PM

My kidneys are gone!

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/19/2002 02:15 PM

I hope God likes Mickey D's.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/19/2002 02:16 PM

if you'd bother to read the note taped to the mirror, you'd know that you had to call 911 immediately. oh, wait, maybe it was that you should feel welcomed to the world of AIDS.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/19/2002 02:16 PM

That's the most inspiring story I've ever read involving a creepy old man almost molesting a kid.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/19/2002 02:16 PM

Then god was seen on the 6 oclock news, arrested for molesting and pick-pocketing.

Candie Kohrne el Gato Montes 8,640 15
02/19/2002 02:17 PM

Dammit, I was waiting and waiting for the punch line, and all I got was treacle. Fie on you, ex-patriot!

Gonzo. Loco hombre! 20,522 17
02/19/2002 02:18 PM

... a few days later, they met again. This time, however, they both shared "psychiatric evaluation".

Merkin 10,008 13
02/19/2002 02:20 PM

And everyone knows God isn't an old man OR a young kid. God looks just like Trixxie.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/19/2002 02:20 PM

News at five: An elderly man suffering from severe diabetes went into a coma this afternoon after consuming what appeared to be root beer and twinkies all afternoon. His family stands by in death watch.



And in other news, a young boy caused his parents untold grief this afternoon by walking away from his house, sending his parents into a panic and starting a three state manhunt. They thought they had found the child in a Walmart in different clothes and with his hair cut, but that turned out out be a completely different child.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/19/2002 02:21 PM

If God looked like Trixie, don't you think he could fix that?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/19/2002 02:24 PM

Later, the old man died after injesting ground glass and rat poison. The Twinkie Feeder had struck again.

Don Spudleone 323 13
02/19/2002 05:39 PM

So when does the guy wake up in a bathtub full of ice?





Them Chinese sure are employin' 'em young these days.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/19/2002 08:16 PM

barf

Feeble, Master of Spline Curves 32,400 15
02/19/2002 08:25 PM

If God is everywhere, he is also in your lunch.



I suggest chewing thoroughly.

Mexican Charlie 1,094 12
02/26/2002 08:31 PM

So, the twinkie was God?

The Lady (Sea Hag) Trixxie 65,021 15
03/11/2002 01:12 PM

Yes Emerson (Frosts With Chickens) He Could. But why in the world would he want to. If I was created in God's image, I have more than returned the complement.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/11/2002 01:37 PM

Trixxie is a beautiful, beautiful man.



His forearms are hairier than I expected, though.