Yes, finally.

The Prime Minister of Spain, Motherfuckers 12,005 12
02/21/2002 10:16 PM

FIRST TO POST, ACHE FRIJOLES

The Prime Minister of Spain, Motherfuckers 12,005 12
02/21/2002 10:18 PM

Well that song used to be good.

Dangeo 2,691 13
02/21/2002 10:20 PM

I'm speechless... That was appauling!!!



I'm running strait down to my local church and pray for 4 or 5 hours.



Yeah!! That's what I'll do!

d8uv the gringo 3,011 13
02/21/2002 10:22 PM

That was scary.



Frightening, even!

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:23 PM

Did you feel like dinesh was inviting you to share his bed with him?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:23 PM

LOVE IT! Good Job, Laura!















!!!!!!!!!!

Therlin con la cabeza afeitada 12,200 13
02/21/2002 10:24 PM

All my horniness has suddenly went away...

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:24 PM

That's postbear's hair ass.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/21/2002 10:24 PM

who had the writing on them?

Merkin 10,008 13
02/21/2002 10:26 PM

Well, I'm spent.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
02/21/2002 10:27 PM

Is this what chemo feels like?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:28 PM

Writing: Trae, Jinx, and SpumoniBoy.

Dangeo 2,691 13
02/21/2002 10:30 PM

Trae had some writing on her... but there was one that was definitely not Trae.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/21/2002 10:32 PM

Ok, ok, you got me. How do I sign up for a catalog?

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/21/2002 10:32 PM

In the black lingerie. That was Jinx?

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 10:33 PM

Yahoo!!! Excellent work Jinx!!

SpumoniBoy 2,485 12
02/21/2002 10:33 PM

That's not me, it was my stunt-double, CannoliBoy

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:35 PM

Little bit of writing: Trae.



Lots and lots of writing: Jinx.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/21/2002 10:37 PM

I don't know how to put this delicately but I'm having problems with the physics here. Didn't Jinx say she weighed 180?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/21/2002 10:40 PM

no, but I heared that she can stomp your ass

Mexican Charlie 1,094 12
02/21/2002 10:40 PM

*explodes*

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:41 PM

What are you trying to say, Ford?

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:41 PM

Okay, if you need to download the movie to Mac, <a href="people.ne.mediaone.net/jinxisphat/flash/gabunderwear.hqx">use this link.</a>



PC users, download the zipped .exe file <a href="people.ne.mediaone.net/jinxisphat/flash/groovy_underwear.zip">here</a>.



And for those who can't access lauraknights.com, I have mirrored the html/Flash stuff here.

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:42 PM

dammit! the "preview" thingy isn't working in my browser...I feel like such a fool!

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/21/2002 10:43 PM

Oh my god. That's the best thing I've ever seen.



I love you.

Dangeo 2,691 13
02/21/2002 10:43 PM

Protected SWF... dernit.



I wanted to edit the guys OUT.

Alienyst 2,371 12
02/21/2002 10:46 PM

Great Job Jinx!







If I send some late additions, can they be edited in?

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:49 PM

I would be happy to make a part 2, Alienyst. There are some other people who promised pictures and haven't delivered.





I would like to send regrets to Crescent Fresh, because her picture didn't come out, and to 20Chickens, who's picture was too dark.



Also to Some Guy...I thought about the screensaver and it wouldn't work so well because the images are quite small...and they'd get all pixelated and stuff.



And a shout out to all me peeps...yo, yo, yo!

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/21/2002 10:50 PM

Postbear has a very nice ass indeed.



And those photos with the little writing, Jinx I'm assuming--Jesus Christ.

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:51 PM

The glory of Jinx's ass.

Mexican Charlie 1,094 12
02/21/2002 10:51 PM

very kickass Jinx. Make my penis look bigger.

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/21/2002 10:52 PM

Damn girl, you could make good money with that thing.

SpumoniBoy 2,485 12
02/21/2002 10:52 PM

Too bad y'all can't see the nice seamed stockings and spike heels she had on!













Oh, did I just say that out loud?

Sir Geek 1,427 11
02/21/2002 10:53 PM

But what about our pics ?



*pout*



Oh.. and you can put the files on zugfest too..



I don't have bandwidth issues to deal with

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:53 PM

dammit...stop looking at my ass!



Does this poem make my ass look big?

Merkin 10,008 13
02/21/2002 10:54 PM

Jinx, your ass is like the voice of God, reaching to me like a beam of light from Heaven itself.

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 10:55 PM

Gab is funny! Yes, yes it is!!!







*giggle*

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/21/2002 10:55 PM

I'm with Merkin. Jinx, please marry me so we can have sex nightly.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
02/21/2002 10:55 PM

Schwing!



</Wayne & Garth>

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/21/2002 10:55 PM

Um... nice tuckas and all, but what does it say?



(gotta have priorities)

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:55 PM

Sir Geek, what pics? Callie sent me the Truffle one...did I have others? I don't remember that. But...send em along for the next movie!







Um...you can see my stockings in the tattoo section of the photo album. It's not that exciting.

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:57 PM

Lascivious link.

d8uv the gringo 3,011 13
02/21/2002 10:57 PM

That ass is like two lumps of creamy mashed potatoes, with brown gravy poured all over.

SpumoniBoy 2,485 12
02/21/2002 10:57 PM

Not that exciting?



Even when we were taking the pictures???????

well, er, ah....







nevermind

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
02/21/2002 10:59 PM

Jinxie, I sent them to you last night...and they were good ones too!



Does ya wants me to resend them?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 10:59 PM

I wanna hear what physical cunundrum Ford's pontificating.

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 10:59 PM

Slee, it's an E.E.Cummings poem.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/21/2002 11:00 PM

I guess that pretty much ruins any chance I had to run for office.

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/21/2002 11:00 PM

'anyone lived in a pretty how town with upso many floating bells down.'

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 11:01 PM

Come to Trae, Nanner....

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 11:01 PM

Callie, you did? What time? Yeah, resend and all. Hey, I'll make another movie when I have enough photos.





Ford, you can take my 180 pound ass and shove....







...nonono....







...that's not going to sound right.

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/21/2002 11:01 PM

Oh yeah? Well, then, what's that capital letter doing there? Right there... right next to... um... huh.





What was I saying?

Merkin 10,008 13
02/21/2002 11:02 PM

Oh, who has the dino-schlong? That kicked ass.

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/21/2002 11:03 PM

Jinx has a lovely, shapely, womanly ass.



an ass i might switch one night for, in fact.

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 11:08 PM

I'm guessing that's DR with the dino puppet.

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 11:08 PM

DR is not in the movie...guess again!

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/21/2002 11:08 PM

HIV causes Dino-dick.

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 11:08 PM

no comment on my ass, Declan? I am offended Sir!

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 11:09 PM

Is your ass in the movie, Trae?

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 11:10 PM

Several times....

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 11:10 PM

notice the Tat???

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/21/2002 11:11 PM

Oh yeah, the top half of your ass. Very niiiiiice.

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/21/2002 11:16 PM

So I can give ya more pictures of me in my undies if you want to put oh okay I didn't think so never mind...

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 11:16 PM

*Muah*

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 11:19 PM

Trae, someone else was admiring your tattoo, too.





Slee...sure, you can be in the second movie also...maybe with your pants actually off, instead of looking like you're trying to do a magic trick and remove your underwear from your body WITHOUT removing your pants.

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,867 36
02/21/2002 11:20 PM

Trae, my sweet-



even though I am on a nice Dell Optiflex, with nice connectivity, I could not see Jinx's page- just the loader.



I saw Jinx's photo from Candie's site.



I also saw the CLOTHED item of Jinx's lovely anatomy in person earlier this month.

Bust 'Em Up Rodriguez 17,826 13
02/21/2002 11:21 PM

ROAR!

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/21/2002 11:22 PM

Trae Cam is on if you have Yahoo!



TraeL67

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/21/2002 11:22 PM

Next time I'll try to hold back on the Vulcan Death Wedgie Grip.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/21/2002 11:30 PM

> Also to Some Guy...I thought about the screensaver and it wouldn't work so well because the images are quite small...



hehehe... Was Jinx trying to make fun of Some Guy's pee pee....

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/21/2002 11:30 PM

wow, that was much better than just seeing the Frost-ing pictures

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 11:34 PM

shaddup, Mr. Firecrotch.









Callie, agh...your pictures...they're scaring me!



...Oh, and I put them in a folder for the next movie.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
02/21/2002 11:35 PM

But Jinxie, you're a vegetarian, right? Heh..

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/21/2002 11:38 PM

um.....



















.....ummm......





















....maybe.

SpumoniBoy 2,485 12
02/21/2002 11:41 PM

I guess I shouldn't have made that steak and side of bacon for you the other night, huh?

Sir Geek 1,427 11
02/22/2002 12:50 AM

*starts humminmg 'It ain't easy.. being green'*

dinesh 24,862 16
02/22/2002 01:06 AM

Did you feel like dinesh was inviting you to share his bed with him?



Now Serving: 001

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/22/2002 01:09 AM

I couldn't follow the plot. Did the sheriff know about the drugs the whole time, or was I just supposed to think he did? What did the red balloon symbolize?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/22/2002 01:11 AM

The red balloon symbolized the need to check regular oil changes for your car.

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/22/2002 01:12 AM

check = get



I always ruin my Feeble attempts at humor with a typo.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/22/2002 01:20 AM

Jinx, you have the hottest ass.





For a girl.

Alienyst 2,371 12
02/22/2002 01:45 AM

Oh yeah, and gotta love "Wolfgang Press'" rendition of Three dog Night's tune.

postbear 10,158 13
02/22/2002 01:46 AM

excellent work yet again, jinx.



i thank you, and my ass thanks you.

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/22/2002 10:23 AM

Yes, so let's talk about Postbear's ass...



HIS ass was totally nekkid.



Nice ass, man. I mean, for a gay man. I'd give ya the ol' strap on.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/22/2002 11:20 AM

Well, next damn time I'll drop trou in broad daylight.





Sheesh.





Nice ass, Jinx. *drools*

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/22/2002 11:24 AM

Sin!



Everywhere I look, I see sin!

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/22/2002 11:37 AM

That's kinda what I was saying. That looks more like a 140 ass than a 180 ass.

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/22/2002 11:38 AM

Lucky Vicar. I have to hunt around for it.

Stinky 7,952 12
02/22/2002 11:42 AM

I'd stick my 175 penis into the 140 ass.

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/22/2002 11:57 AM

no, no, no...we are supposed to talk about POSTBEARS ass now!



Ready...go!











p.s. would anyone like people's names to show up below the pics so they know who's underwear/puppet/banana/nekkid bare ass they are staring at?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/22/2002 12:02 PM

My puppy wasn't cute enough?

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/22/2002 12:04 PM

Damn, Squeamish, I had to think about that for a minute...I forgot about your puppy...I remember you posting those pictures but I don't think I ever saved them. Email them to me and you VERY CUTE puppy can be in the next one.

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/22/2002 12:04 PM

Yeah, I was going to say, I think Ford was trying to be complimentary.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/22/2002 12:09 PM

OK, also I don't think I was my name in the credits, even though my drawers were in the movie.



Unless it was at the top.

....entonces...Jinx! 5,835 13
02/22/2002 12:18 PM

People are listed pretty much in order of appearance, and yes you are in the credits.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/22/2002 12:29 PM

The phone rang, so I must have missed it.



Thanks.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/22/2002 01:00 PM

So, two questions:



1. Who has the anch, onch, whatever tat?



2. What is written on Jinx and Spoomoni boy?

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/22/2002 01:06 PM

Chickens, have you never looked at the "tats" page in the photo album? That's Trae.



Earlier in this thread, they said that written on Jinx&Co is an e. e. cummings poem.

la persona que cuelga las cucharas de su nariz 5,580 13
02/22/2002 01:06 PM

ankh, by the way.

Mike Moon, Super Cracker 4,366 14
02/22/2002 01:08 PM

hehe I didnt realize I was wearing my rockin donkey shirt at the time.

30,342 13
02/22/2002 01:10 PM

Ankh! Ankh!

...Jinx!!!!!! I'm Jinx! 5,835 13
02/22/2002 01:16 PM

Chickens, does this help?



SpumoniBoy has a different one...by I have no idea who. Something naughty.

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/22/2002 01:23 PM

In Dillan's Grove my love did die,

and now in ground shall ever lie.

None could ever replace her visage,

until your face brought thoughts of kissage.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/22/2002 01:23 PM

Thanks for the new wallpaper.

postbear 10,158 13
02/22/2002 01:26 PM

if i weren't married, jinx, i might let you work your strap-on magic on me.



but i'd have to do you right back.



yeah, throw the names on it. what the hell.

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/22/2002 01:29 PM

Now I know why you recommended The Pillow Book.

...Jinx!!!!!! I'm Jinx! 5,835 13
02/22/2002 01:39 PM

No Peon, that's why Candie recommended The Pillowbook to me and SpumoniBoy.









Hey! Gay men are like, ALMOST willing to have anal sex with me. That's practically like, a compliment. Right????

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/23/2002 08:57 PM

Why is this link not in the photo album link thing?

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
02/23/2002 09:08 PM

It is. Duh.

Lindsey 988 13
02/24/2002 12:13 AM

Jinx, that was awesome! Great job!

Jinx, tope de oro de la manzana 5,835 13
02/24/2002 09:35 AM

*takes a bow*





Hey...I have some cool ideas for the next underwear movie. Don't forget to send in your pictures. *nudges SU(T), Dead Robot and several others*