Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 06:57 PM

Someone take over the mic, yo!

The Mad Sipper 63 11
02/25/2002 06:58 PM

Frost you, loser!

The Mad Sipper 63 11
02/25/2002 06:58 PM

and I sipped your ass!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:02 PM

Frost you loser

cuz I'm the old schooler

My throat be gettin parched bitch so pass the Frostin cooler

Scooter Brown the hoez screemin my name

Bitches witout my money gone be feelin my pain

And I show no shame cuz God blesses the pimps

So burn in hell posers, pussies, onions and gimps

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:03 PM

YEEEEEEEE-UHHHHHHHHH!!! Nigga what Nigga what

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/25/2002 07:05 PM

Word to your mother, home boy.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:05 PM

I'll maharishi your ass

if you be crossin my path

cuz crossin Scooter Brown

Frostin brings down the wrath

The Maharishi -- Pissed off Gabber 1,098 12
02/25/2002 07:08 PM

Wazzup bizzzzniatch?

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:08 PM

Yo yo

I ain't Frostin round neither

Cuz I hit the Poe that's sweeter

And when I get the bitches n ho's

I bust mah nut and pass out on the floo'

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:12 PM

Word to your mother

cuz she's my best trick

I'm gettin payed like a player

cuz she's suckin that dick

Makin money cuz nutbutter

Gotsta pay for a bitch

But Scooter Brown makes the pussies

Get wet and start to twitch

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/25/2002 07:13 PM

Scooter, if you're not ripping this Shakespeare off from somebody, you're a damned genius.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:17 PM

Kickass. I'm really not.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:18 PM

ripping it off, that is. I'm not ripping it off.

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:19 PM

Take the mic Ford! Take it!

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/25/2002 07:21 PM

I'm bustin the rhymes

gettin in my phat ride

flyin' all over this bitch

throwin' the cabin light switch

gettin DOWN with the hoez

they be lickin my toez

when I tell 'em suck my dick

or this plane fall like a brick

don't need no roofies

cause I got me a plane, see



THAT'S RIGHT suck it, bitch

or you're walking the plank

just cause you Poe stank

don't mean you can't suck my crank



yo peace out

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:23 PM

Word up word uuuuuuup.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:24 PM

go pre fect go pre fect uh uh go pre fect

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:25 PM

Lemme hear you say uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

Mexican Charlie 1,094 12
02/25/2002 07:26 PM

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:27 PM

Na na na na!

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:31 PM

Take the mic Chuck! DJ Chizzuck in tha hizzouse!

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/25/2002 07:37 PM

Good God in High Heaven, this thread is retarded.



How could "I sipped your ass" be any kind of taunt? It sounds like something postbear would do.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:41 PM

that doesn't rhyme

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/25/2002 07:41 PM

Take it over, Brizzown.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/25/2002 07:43 PM

Vlad likes to drink Jizzuice.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/25/2002 07:44 PM

With gizzin. Oops.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 07:46 PM

Child like morons.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/25/2002 07:49 PM

Children like morons!

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/25/2002 07:49 PM

Bumper sticker:

"I woot for childlike morons."

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:51 PM

Good God in High Heaven

Dirk Lately's around

Talkin all that Shakespeare

witout makin a sound

Hatin all the playahs

who be bustin a rhyme

But Scooter Brown don't play that Shakespeare

He keeps it in time

If I swung that way

I'd make you suck on my dick

But I don't so you're Frosted

and now your throat is gettin slit

Bonky 75,728 15
02/25/2002 07:52 PM

Eatin' my pringles

dancin on da flo

can't make no monies

'cuz I suck at bein' a ho





I just want to be loved.

Is that so wrong?

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/25/2002 07:53 PM

When I flash the pearly whites

the sound echoes through the night

they can't help themselves the girls got no choice

the Poe gets wet those panties stay moist at the merest hint of my voice I'm the alpha male aware of all the tail that the title entails I'm leaving a snail's trail of semen in your mom's nose that ho best know not to hold my blow but cut the Shakespeare straight, bag, ball and fork over the profit dough...let's slow, though so I can light up my flizzow, yo...The padre de muerte laying down the lines and the cuts Ford's ill bass styling's plugging your nuts like the PMS pain let me explain how I lyrically assassinate your self-esteem and invade your dreams to steal your woman, your car and your muthaFrost-ing ice cream I got it all, bitch, don't play or you'll fall victim to the call my rhymes force you to get on your knees and suck my balls like Nutbutter's squaw she knocked up with my pup baking inside her tummy that's puffed up she's MY SLUT.







Word.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/25/2002 07:54 PM

Word to the gabbers

and all you ass grabbers

you piss tube sippers

in your bunny slippers

Feeble is here

so you'd best all fear

my rhymin' is best

east or west

no matter your plan

you'll know I'm the man

so you sisters come here

I'll show I'm not queer

You'll give clicks to my rap, or

I post more stupid crap.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 07:54 PM

Let me rephrase that:



Mysogonistic dickwads.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/25/2002 07:56 PM

Let's not collapse our sphincters into singularities.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 07:56 PM

Mysogonistic dickwads

be lovin to rap

We talk about our bitches

and how we got the clap

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 07:59 PM

Here in the GABland

men are befuddled

Thinkin women be

all up in their face and

lower than them puddles.

Guys on this message board

yell "hos" "bitches" and "slut"!

Just goes to show you

who's not respectin'and

the fact that women

won't take their nut.

The boys of GABland, oh so fat

have no clue that

when it comes to women

respect is where it's at.



One of them words.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/25/2002 08:00 PM

Did the girls tell you that in the ladies room, DR?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 08:02 PM

You should send that in and see if they'll put it on an afterschool special, DR.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 08:04 PM

I seriously hate rap music that does nothing to advance music or social conciousness beyond how many bicthes you can get into the back of a Lexus.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 08:05 PM

Oh and at least I talk to women, Feeb!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 08:05 PM

hehehhehe social consciousness.





fag.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 08:07 PM

Beyond that it's crap.



Who really gives a Frost how many women you've Frosted?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/25/2002 08:08 PM

nobody, unless you say it in a way that sounds cool or funny.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/25/2002 08:11 PM

I be urgen

because i'm a virgin

aushie 5,580 13
02/25/2002 08:11 PM

I think some of the straight boys here want to know how many women I've Frosted.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/25/2002 08:12 PM

Who really gives a Frost how many women you've Frosted?



Tell that to Wilt.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/25/2002 08:25 PM

You're right, DR. I thought it was funny to make up sexist rap lyrics but I have learned that it is wrong. Just because the other kids are doing something doesn't mean it's okay. Women are real people and they have feelings and opinions that are important.



This has really changed me and I want you to know that I will always owe you. I love you man.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 08:29 PM

Sighs.



Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Ford.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 08:30 PM

Rock on!!!

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/25/2002 08:31 PM

Most rap I've heard is so phony. Yeah, you're real dangerous and bang other people's women. Good for you. Please hurry up and die.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2002 08:32 PM

Git yer own soapbox, godboy!

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/25/2002 09:03 PM

I stand by my comments above.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/25/2002 09:17 PM

yo yo yo MC Nutbutter in da hizzzous! Aint a rap without the Nutbrother, yo!



N to the U to the T But-ter

I be skeezin da hos then I jock their moth-er

I banged this fly girly and I knocked her up

I'm a bad white boy I drink milk from a cup

Imma have a little baby Jim and he be bad like me

A little white boy that'll be my hom-ey

He my bad little boy, a popin' blister

He'll cap your old man then he'll do your sister



Peace, I'm outta here.

















(and people think it's easy being white)

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/25/2002 09:18 PM

Sheesh. DR insults me even when I agree with him.



I can feel the love.

Fezzik 8 11
02/25/2002 09:26 PM

ooohhh wow this looks like fun

i know how to rhyme, everyone

making rhymes is what i do all day

since i never went out to play

do i have this rap thing down?

or will i get hit on my crown?

just don't make fun of me please

because i'm gentle and have fleas.

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
02/25/2002 09:27 PM

Yo, lay down da beat...



I'm Oscy, back to make you smile more

I let my nut sack drag on the tile floor

I'm a Jackass like my name was Bam

Spitting rhymes more annoying than Spam

Step up to me, ya bomb like the movie Kazaam

BLAM! That's the sound of my lyrical gun

Cuz I gots you GABers on the run

Eminiem, Fred Durst, none can touch me

I pimp smack em' all and rip off their pee pee

My verses scare ya, so ya lose your hair

Cuz you're gayer than if I cloned postbear

Shut yo mouth and pass the mike

Your lines are getting reptitive, like threads about Counter Strike

I got no rhytm and I got no skills

Busting rhymes for full effect

I'm so hot I don't even have to rhyme









BOO-YAH! Word to ya mother!

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
02/25/2002 09:31 PM

Yo, yo, yo, yo! I be keepin' it for Biggie!







BIAAAAAAATTTTCCHHHHHH!

aushie 5,580 13
02/25/2002 09:35 PM

I do not rap, and rhymes come second to

a metrical precision in one's lines.

I'm off to bed; tomorrow night I won't

require every post to have five feet.

-'-'-'-'-'

Sexhead Maryam Peron Madrid Descamisados 12,287 12
02/25/2002 09:37 PM

iambic pentameter ROOOOLZ!!!!!!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/26/2002 12:21 AM

bam

12,287 12
02/26/2002 12:24 AM

BAM!!!!!

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/26/2002 12:34 AM

Aushie, I actually liked that.







Um, my BMW is really fat.

da_pope 1,483 13
02/26/2002 12:43 AM

gimme a c, a bouncy c!



i am a little pissah,

i like the mister mista,

i used to do your sista,

yadda dee daa daa daa doo do doo yeeedle dee dumm dum.

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/26/2002 01:38 AM

DR I think current rap is about the money and chicks becuase they found out, "hey our demographic is middle class white kids".



Some old school rap, not all bu more than today was actually about inner city problems and the struggle of a black person in todays world. Spin some old Public enemy, Ice T, KRS1 etc.



microphone screeches



This is still on? ah Frost, gimme that....



Pass the mic pass the mic/

I said my piece now pass a 40 too/

don't you be sweatin me you cant drive a car all you gots a bike /

I take a sip of the old english and say Frost you/



Taken this ride day by day/

I don't report to be a player/

shout outs to the hetero and the QTA/

thats the piece now I pass the mic to the next rhyme sayer/

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/26/2002 01:50 AM

Now if we could all dance like black people.......

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/26/2002 01:53 AM

I got crazy dancing skills. usually when I am busting a groove someone yells "hes having a siezure, don't let him swallow his tongue". then everyone rushes to me. I am a chick magnet.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/26/2002 01:55 AM

tell 'em "step off, I'm doin' the hump"

postbear 10,158 13
02/26/2002 01:59 AM

"Good God in High Heaven, this thread is retarded.



How could "I sipped your ass" be any kind of taunt? It sounds like something postbear would do."



he he he. i liked your post so much, i gave you two clicks and didn't change all your capital letters to lower case.

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/26/2002 02:00 AM

Yo, baby, yo.



My name is One Big D,

And I'm maxin' on the spot.

I'm the oldest, but the deffest, and the freshest of the lot.



I am a Double E, it helps me reach the heights,

Of earnin' all the days, and rhymin' all the nights.



My rhyme is really live,

And my beat-box can't be beat.

I've got skeezers on my jock,

And mad props on the street.



When it comes to the hos,

They say I'm damn sly.

I go from dinner at the five-star,

To eating at the "Y".



Yeeeaaaahhh Boyyyyy!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
02/26/2002 02:03 AM

I hereby declare 1bigdork the only Gab rapper in my league.

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/26/2002 02:16 AM

You can tell that my rap vintage is circa 1988. I've got alot of Doug E. Fresh, Sugar Hill Gang, and Grandmaster Flash from when I was a kid -- but the stuff that really stuck to me was Ice-T, Kool Moe Dee, BDP, and Beastie Boys. I started tuning out when NWA and Public Enemy were on top. I was inner city, but I couldn't relate to the bangers.





Best rap line -- Ice T.



Toy,this ain't Christimas,no time to play

I ain't no child,punk,you'll get sprayed

Illin' on a mega-villan

You must want a pine box to go chill in

Buried deep,creep,no one will weep

'Cause the next night with your bitch I'll sleep





Best "Old School" line -- Run DMC



Talkin' is the one thing that you can do best;

You told the cavity creeps to watch out for Crest.

Father Muerte 11,939 13
02/26/2002 02:19 AM

One fine summertime friday nizzight

Ho's walkin up from the left and rizzight

Gave 'em no mind if the bitches pass me by

This ill nigga left the nest to fly

Ain't gonna roost

No ain't gonna settle

So shut yo mouth and put on the kettle

They call me slick Manny Feev cuz I be hot like fire spreadin my flames and instillin the desire

For my dick, Y'ALL

+18Chickens 286,208 61
02/26/2002 10:38 AM

*sets fire to a cross*

286,208 61
02/26/2002 10:38 AM

Oh, come on.

Scooter '?' Brown 19,936 13
08/01/2002 01:46 PM

For Chickens

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/01/2002 01:47 PM

That's. Focking. Beautiful.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/01/2002 01:51 PM

I'll stick by my last post to this thread.



* flicks bic*

Cessna172 227 10
11/28/2002 10:15 PM

wow

Dead Robot 67,630 16
11/28/2002 10:40 PM

Drivel: Revisited.

Knobatron2k 14,139 11
11/28/2002 11:09 PM

.... Im not a player, I just wanna lay'er like the ozone, down in godzone, im the only white MC the niggas pheering, i aint no red herring, but Ive got you mothers clitring *twing*

I ant telented, but im sure well related, to the issues that are being debated, investigated, watergate? the madgistrate? and miss Al Queda? I laid'er, you know im not into bombs, only bongs, Breating the happy air, cause in Afganistan, its crappy there





No, i dont have any musical talent anywhere else either. I dont even play the drums ffs

</making fool of self>

Captain Bootylicious and the Funk Brigade 11,939 13
11/28/2002 11:23 PM

Sounds like you're denying the little nigga inside, DR.



Let that rythym flow.

Cessna172 227 10
11/28/2002 11:36 PM

Cool calm, just like my mom with a couple of lawsuits inside her palm...



I'm mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve.. pull up on you like christopher reeves..



I can't describe the vibe I get when I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit..



Woooah, let me stop now before I burn these keys.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/28/2002 11:43 PM

All right stop, Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Flurizzle fo' schizzle (now G-UINIT rated) 14,139 11
07/23/2004 06:43 PM

Bizuummp for da new bizzitches

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/23/2004 06:44 PM

I've seen this one before, and all it did for me was strengthen the notion that Pubah is in fact the only black person to post on GAB.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/23/2004 06:47 PM

Holy Shakespeare, Manny Fever lives on South 6th Avenue? That dude must be hardcore.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/23/2004 06:48 PM

Awesome. Just awesome.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/23/2004 06:53 PM

Rap is for those 'people' who's butts long for the feel of naked bark and the sound of ancestral drums going *boink* *boink* *boink*.





Please don't hate me for being myself.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/23/2004 06:59 PM

Snork, where can I get these so called 'boink' drums?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/23/2004 07:04 PM

You must summon the ancestors for that answer.

But you can't summon them without the boink drum.



Catch-23. I'm sorry.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/23/2004 08:19 PM

I don't want anyone to hold a grudge against me, I can appreciate all music from Ludwig van Beethoven to Louis Jordan.



The keyword here is music.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/23/2004 09:09 PM

Ok I got one for ya's, sung in tune to Ice Ice Baby, but for a White Trash guy instead of a gangsta...



Rollin' in my gray pinto,

With no back seat

and a broken window.



Girlies all stand by,

waiting just to say hi.

Did you stop??

Yeah my car died..

White trash baby..

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
07/23/2004 11:05 PM

Yo yo yo, Hollis in the hizzle!





So my name is Hollis

I am the Butt Munch

If you don't like it

You get a nut punch

You don't got nuts?

Hey, I can handle that

I'll just kick you in the ass

And give your head a nice smack

But I'm really not all that mean

No, no

It's just time for a visit

From my mean Aunt Flo





Thank y'all! Stay in school!