I swear! It was THIS big!

Merkin 10,008 13
02/27/2002 11:32 AM

"I read teleprompters good."

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
02/27/2002 11:40 AM

"Chouggy came at Jenna and SWALLOWED HER WHOLE! I mean, her ass is about this WIDE and she just slid down that slimy gullet to add her caloric energy to his flabby ass!"

Gonzolio 20,522 17
02/27/2002 11:58 AM

"This damn fly! Ok, everyone, hold on a minute. I think I got 'im."

Chaldron Urkel Hoodspinster, CPA 1,560 13
02/27/2002 12:01 PM

I love you THIIIIIIIS much!

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/27/2002 03:04 PM

"so i was carrying this watermelon, right..."

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/27/2002 03:35 PM

"Mommy?"

Mexican Charlie 1,094 12
02/27/2002 04:33 PM

"I am the President of the United States. We must Work Towards Independence."



"We gained independence 215 years ago sir."

postbear 10,158 13
02/28/2002 04:13 AM

"















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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/28/2002 08:42 AM

"When we catch Osama bin Laden, I will take his head in my hands, like this, and pop it like an overripe zit!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/28/2002 01:52 PM

"Come here, Shelby, Uncle Dubya is here to hold you and pay you and your child's rent. That's what the GOP does, after all."

Gonzolio 20,522 17
02/28/2002 07:31 PM

Slight modification, Chougy:



"I swear! Her ass was THIS big!"

Viscountess Ashe 134 11
03/02/2002 02:45 PM

"I've finally got the gesture thing down, now I need to learn how to speak gooder."

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/05/2002 11:17 AM

"The helicopter waShakespeare with a bomb THIS big."

dr froglord 9,243 13
03/05/2002 02:34 PM

"This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
03/05/2002 03:14 PM

You should've seen the Froster that got away.

daverave 215 11
03/08/2002 01:06 PM

"Hey throw the beach ball over here now! guys? guys!?"

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/11/2002 02:34 AM

"DO'H!"

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/11/2002 05:47 PM

I told them they could play with my toys as long as they stayed this far away from my Power Rangers.