Not exactly "We're waiting to meet you!"
A comedy article
by aushie  5,580  13
02/27/2002 12:19 PM 206 views
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How come everyone else gets hot-sexy-Korean-chicks-looking-for-action spam when I get this?
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Hilarious
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9 Comments on "Not exactly "We're waiting to meet you!""
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Chuckleworthy
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The Dirty Vicar 17,446  13
02/27/2002 05:34 PM
Whore.
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The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/27/2002 05:45 PM
No fear. QTA might also.
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Hilarious
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codeslave 2,111 13
02/27/2002 05:58 PM
Isn't that how it always is, they're trying to sell you something that detects S-nitrosylated proteins, while I need something that detects the cognate corrinoid proteins produced by a specfic enzymatic methyltransferase.
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
02/27/2002 08:39 PM
I study protein samples that are contained in DD bras very intently, but find that usually I'm not allowed to take a biopsy.
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aushie 5,580 13
03/04/2002 02:16 PM
Ok, weird:
Subject: Apology from BioMetNet
Last week you may have received one or more copies of an e-mail sent by BioMedNet on behalf of PerkinElmer Life Sciences. These e-mails were sent out because of technical difficulties with our internal BioMedNet system. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
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Chuckleworthy
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The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/04/2002 02:31 PM
Sorry to hear about that. You'll find love again. I promise.
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Bean 8,503 19
06/04/2002 09:42 PM
I am so lucky. My internet provider is a small, somewhat local company and I MIGHT get one piece of spam a month. If any.
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