Thundarr the Barbarian 71 12
02/28/2002 10:52 AM

Onion smart.

shoelace414 10,080 13
02/28/2002 10:53 AM

onions make the baby jesus cry.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 10:54 AM

$10 says she wasn't really in Milwaukee at all. She just likes to torment gullible midwesterners.

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/28/2002 11:02 AM

Is it just me, or is Thundarr rather a lot like Vlad?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 11:04 AM

They go to the same church.

Julio the Microbus driver! 13,428 12
02/28/2002 11:04 AM

when you cut an onion, you cant help but cry.



and you cry even more at the second cut.



then the third. and the fourth.



but onions are good fried up with some good fava beans.

shoelace414 10,080 13
02/28/2002 11:09 AM

when I worked at a sub shop (Cousins) and I had to slice the whole days onions, I wore swimming goggles. it helped immensly.

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/28/2002 11:11 AM

See the monkey peel the onion

See the monkey cry

He can feel his tears are flowin'

But he don't know why



He continues peeling faster

`Til the onion is no more

Now at last his cryin's over

But all he had is gone

Whatever for



You and I are always chasing

Wild ambitions and far off dreams

As we run in all directions

Nothing's quite the joy it seems



If I tell you that I love you

Don't ask how much

And don't ask why

Have no doubt and ask no questions

Just believe it's not a lie



Never take my love for granted

But never put it to the test

Like the monkey and his onion

Too much investigation

You know the rest



You and I are always chasing

Wild ambitions and far off dreams

As we run in all directions

Nothing's quite the joy it seems



On that we could be contented

With the good things that we've gained

But in the end we're empty handed

Just because we need the world explained



-Dave McNally, "The Monkey and the Onion"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/28/2002 11:12 AM

Oh well, she's not all she's cracked up to be.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 11:15 AM

The real pisser is that now I have no excuse to get out of fixing the shower nozzle Saturday.



Frost-ing bitchchop onion.

Sleestack 30,342 13
02/28/2002 11:16 AM

Yeah, she hides the bald patch well.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/28/2002 11:58 AM

Are you telling me Onion pulled a "Ford" and left early?



Did someone's cat die?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 11:59 AM

She ate it!

postbear 10,158 13
02/28/2002 12:39 PM

"did you just eat a squirrel?"



"no."

Feeble's Engorged Male Ego 32,400 15
02/28/2002 01:31 PM

Onion suffers from premature ejaculation.

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/28/2002 04:15 PM

Shoelace started singing "Looking through a glass, Onion" and it scared the Shakespeare out of her.



He should know better than to attempt to sing.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 04:17 PM

Ok, who's the grouch that sipped my silly "same church" comment. How could that possibly offend someone?

17,446 13
02/28/2002 04:22 PM

It wasn't funny, dumbass. You should be used to that by now.

6,076 13
02/28/2002 04:40 PM

What? You mean the Vicar isn't funny?



*Stops Turning*

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/28/2002 04:41 PM

Vicar is an unfunny bastard.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/28/2002 04:42 PM

Crap, I forgot to use a cowardly anonymous name.

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
02/28/2002 05:02 PM

Nutbutter is an un-unfunny un-bastard.

2,859 12
02/28/2002 05:03 PM

weeps silently at thought of never having sex

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
02/28/2002 05:05 PM

weeps silently at thought of never having sex... again

Bonky 75,728 15
02/28/2002 05:08 PM

*weeps silently.....well not too silently....at the thought of Nutbutter having sex even once*





Hey! There's a bandwagon and I've got my season pass!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 05:14 PM

I knitted Miss onion a nice "Welcome to the Friendly Midwest" sweater as required by the Lake Geneva convention and it had a stitched image on an onion and everything but now she's not coming and I guess all I can do now is to take this nice warm snuggly sweater and STUFF IT UP MY Frost-ing ASS!!!

Special Olympic Peon 6,076 13
02/28/2002 05:14 PM

I'm afraid that bandwagon only knows "Mony Mony."

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
02/28/2002 05:24 PM

The first time I read this thread title I thought it said "Onion has blown us all"



I thought "My, that was a mighty nice way for her to make up for having to cancel her weekend plans with them."

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/28/2002 05:55 PM

I was a little startled when I saw the words Onion and blow in the same sentence....

Marilyn 12,471 13
02/28/2002 05:56 PM

It's not a legitimate blow-off unless she said she had to wash her hair.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/28/2002 05:56 PM

You'd have to eat 743 boxes of Onion Blow to get the same amount of fibre in one bowl of Colon Blow.

aushie 5,580 13
02/28/2002 07:40 PM

"Onion has blown us off" sounds extremely naughty just as it is.

LeVertGecko 0 0
02/28/2002 09:24 PM

Not only does she snub people from the internet, she also eats babies.



think about it....

Sir Geek 1,427 11
02/28/2002 10:39 PM

Bonky: Or you can eat 5 small Jereusalem Artichokes and some salad.



It will clean your system like roto rooter..

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/28/2002 10:41 PM

"I think I'll have the Roto Rooter Combo."