Feeble's Engorged Male Ego 32,400 15
02/28/2002 03:32 PM

It's not such a bad picture, if you imagine that Angelina is forcing a 24" dildo down Rosie's throat.



And the dildo is made of TNT.



And the fuse is lit.



And both Rosie's arms are broken.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/28/2002 03:40 PM

How is her being a lesbian consistent with this, since I presume she wrote the material?



I hate Rosie with a crimson passion, and watching shoot her own career down in flames is filling me with schadenfreude.



Remember how all the girls loved her at first cause she was so "nice" and sweet and accepting? It was just like a nice kaffeklatsch with the no-man-having fat girl down the street. Now she's flailing in cow Shakespeare and screaming and berating anybody she can find.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/28/2002 03:42 PM

I don't like her. She was mean to Magnum.

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/28/2002 03:42 PM

O'Donnell also revealed her heartache over the adopted child she had to give up because Florida state laws prohibit homosexuals and bisexuals from adopting.



Ordinarily I'd find Florida's policy abhorrent, but way to go, Florida!!

Feeble's Engorged Male Ego 32,400 15
02/28/2002 03:43 PM

Because she's not only a lesbian, she's also a liar?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/28/2002 03:45 PM

How is her being a lesbian consistent with this, since I presume she wrote the material?



I think that bit is 100% consistent with being unattracted to males.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/28/2002 03:45 PM

Where is that bit from?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/28/2002 03:46 PM

Beautiful Girls

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/28/2002 03:48 PM

I disagree with Ford. her career's not going anywhere. She's turning over her show to that blonde woman, and she'll be semi-retired for a couple of years (it'll take that long for her to count all her money). Then she'll come back and do something else. I don't think coming out as a lesbian will hurt her career at all. You would have to be a complete moron not to know she was gay.

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/28/2002 03:49 PM

>You would have to be a complete moron



* checks the demographics for Rosie's viewers *



Yep.

Feeble's Engorged Male Ego 32,400 15
02/28/2002 03:49 PM

EP - what percentage of the daytime TV audience is comprised of complete morons?

75,728 15
02/28/2002 03:49 PM

Rosie O'Donnell is gay?!

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/28/2002 03:49 PM

heh heh

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/28/2002 03:50 PM

Touche my friends.

Feeble's Engorged Male Ego 32,400 15
02/28/2002 03:53 PM

Better than that - what percentage were the sub-species of moron that wouldn't invite a lesbian over for coffee if she moved in next door? (That's why they won't watch her show - it's all about the pseudo-friendship).

piglet 104 11
02/28/2002 03:56 PM

Angelina Jolie is a dyke???

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/28/2002 03:57 PM

I dont know. I always thought straight women were cooler with the "I'm a lesbian!' thing than straight men were with the "I'm a Fag!" thing.

Feeble's Engorged Male Ego 32,400 15
02/28/2002 03:58 PM

I think you're right about that.



Bisexual women are more popular at parties, too.

Merkin 10,008 13
02/28/2002 03:58 PM

EP, that's because women are always making out with each other.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 04:00 PM

Did we ever decide if Miss Jolie was sexy or creepy?

Candie Kohrne la Leona Roja 8,640 15
02/28/2002 04:00 PM

Can't a person be both?

Squeamish 38,986 14
02/28/2002 04:00 PM

She's "screepxy."

Bonky 75,728 15
02/28/2002 04:01 PM

And her birthday is smarch 11.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/28/2002 04:01 PM

She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, that's for sure.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 04:06 PM

"Hey, what's in the bag?"



"Angelina Jolie!"

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/28/2002 05:01 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one who dosen't like Angelina Jolie. All of my wife's friends like her and I always get berrated when I criticize her.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem 118 11
02/28/2002 05:12 PM

*Berates Captain Skippy*

shoelace414 10,080 13
02/28/2002 05:37 PM

she had to give up her adopted child because she's gay? what a nice policy.

Alienyst 2,371 12
02/28/2002 05:41 PM

I cannot believe they call her a "Talk show queen" Her head is way too bog!

Alienyst 2,371 12
02/28/2002 05:41 PM

.........................................umm big

1bigdork 7,825 12
02/28/2002 05:44 PM

Rosie you're all right.

You wear my ring.

When you hold me tight,

Rosie, that's my thing.

When I turn out the lights,

I've got to hand it to me.

Looks like it's me and you again tonight,

Rosie.

Sir Geek 1,427 11
02/28/2002 10:49 PM

Isn't Angelina Jolie just 2 lips and a pair of boobs ?



(Ok.. maybe 4 lips... but thats a different issue)

Bean 8,503 19
03/01/2002 01:05 AM

The first movie I saw her in was The Bone Collector. I had no idea who she was and my first thought was how ugly she was. Buggy eyes and huge lips.

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/01/2002 01:34 AM

Don't forget, Jon Voight's daughter, and look how quickly he turned to Shakespeare.

El senor Ref 756 11
03/01/2002 03:51 AM

She was quite all right in The Boner Collector, though.

El senor Ref 756 11
03/01/2002 03:56 AM

Oh, and here's your scary mental image for the night: Rosie wearing a corset in one of her movies (can't remember the name. My brain erased most memories about that movie in order to avoid permanent scarring)

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
03/01/2002 04:01 AM

she may not be able to act but SHE IS NOT UGLY.

El senor Ref 756 11
03/01/2002 04:34 AM

... if you don't count her massive head and her bloated body. Or her stupidity.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
03/01/2002 04:36 AM

i meant angelina.