Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/28/2002 10:58 PM

Ernie, there's a crotch on your hand!



What?



I said, ERNIE, THERE'S A CROTCH ON YOUR HAND!



I can't hear you, there's a crotch on my hand!

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/28/2002 11:01 PM

"I'll get that hamster for you, Mr. Hooper."

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
02/28/2002 11:01 PM

...and by the letter S...



One spank...

Two spanks....

Three spanks!

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
02/28/2002 11:02 PM

"Oscar, you've gone into the wrong can!"

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/28/2002 11:05 PM

heh Candie!

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/28/2002 11:18 PM

"Ernie and Bert, committed liflong partners, are horrified to come home from the Pride Parade and find a drunken, nude Maria in their living room."

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
02/28/2002 11:23 PM

holy Shakespeare it's that peter pan guy again

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
02/28/2002 11:23 PM

"Hey Bert, Snuffleupapuss!"

vertical bob 26,707 13
02/28/2002 11:26 PM

Jesus, Peter Pan, Little Lord Fauntleroy... the guy's range is amazing.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
02/28/2002 11:26 PM

I wish that guy were on Gab. We need some color around here.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
02/28/2002 11:27 PM

Little Boy Blew!

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/01/2002 12:09 AM

"Bert, I'm telling you for the last time; if all you see is the hole on the top you're gay!"

postbear 10,158 13
03/01/2002 12:11 AM

first drew barrymore and now this.



sighs.

Mike/Moon, Directed by John Woo 4,366 14
03/01/2002 12:14 AM

Well the Tickle Me Luis never got the same response that Tickle me Elmo, it did have its fans.

+18Chickens 286,208 61
03/01/2002 09:55 AM

"Who are the pootangs in your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood.

In your neigh-bor-hood."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/01/2002 09:58 AM

Can we please stop linking to Ford's Yahoo family album?

THECHAMP 191 11
03/04/2002 04:24 PM

"After years of hands up our butts who has the last laugh....US"

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/04/2002 04:28 PM

"Rumor has it that Miss Haber's Jewish ex-boyfriend's watch never made it out of here."

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/04/2002 04:28 PM

This ought to settle that "Bert and Ernie" are gay rumor once and for all.



Right snugglebums?

Merkin 10,008 13
03/04/2002 04:29 PM

"I can't hear you, Bert. I've got a banana in my rear."

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/04/2002 04:31 PM

I can't believe that I Frosted up such a great caption opportunity.

shoelace414 10,080 13
03/04/2002 04:33 PM

Here are the car keys..



Great Ernie.. now keep looking for the car.

THECHAMP 191 11
03/04/2002 04:34 PM

"So what do you wanna do tomorrow night bert"

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/04/2002 04:34 PM

"This television show is ass."

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/04/2002 04:55 PM

Bert, my pants are pointing!

Haggis 702 11
03/04/2002 06:34 PM

"Now, we introduce the newest Seseme Street character, Vaginasaurus Rex"

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/04/2002 07:00 PM

I can not view that link. But it sounds hot!

She-bot da Silva 909 13
03/04/2002 09:00 PM

You're right, I can see all the way to Argentina.