Gab Epitaphs
A comedy conversation
by Iman Raheem Moon  4,366  14
03/02/2002 09:47 PM 235 views
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Dirty Vicar- cRakcbere iz heer
Nutbutter- Free at least, free at last thank god almighty free at last
Feeble-Serving Jesus, while you rot on Earth
Dead Robot- It was HIV that did me in, not AIDS
Postbear-Public Urinal
Kenshin-I am Mike Moon
Mike Moon-I am Kenshin
Ford-If I was right, worms are feasting on my flesh, slowly decomposing me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Squeamish-Loving husband and father, exploded.
Jinx-No writing, just a small monitor with a flash animation of her corpse dancing to an 80'Shakespeare.
20Chickens-Am I?
Barongecko-That'll show those Frosters in the call centre
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Side-splitting
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da_pope 1,483  13
03/02/2002 10:05 PM
centre?
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/02/2002 10:07 PM
Gecko is one of those forn buggers.
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da_pope 1,483 13
03/02/2002 10:09 PM
i c
mine will say:
here lies pope: explaining why the afterlife doesn't exist.
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LeVertGecko 0 0
03/02/2002 10:09 PM
centre, sabre, colour etc.
oh and we call it a Zed not Zee you yankee dogs.
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aushie 5,580 13
03/02/2002 10:10 PM
There is a linguistic precedent that makes "zee" more correct for English pronunciation.
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/02/2002 10:11 PM
Mike Moon - I tried really really to be funny.
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Hilarious
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da_pope 1,483 13
03/02/2002 10:12 PM
Zed Leppelin?
huh?
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Side-splitting
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vertical bob 26,707 13
03/02/2002 10:30 PM
Mine won't have an epitaph. It'll just say horizontal bob.
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Some Guy 19,242 12
03/02/2002 10:31 PM
The Rockin' Donkey - He is buried beneath his parents.
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/02/2002 10:38 PM
I hope one day after I'm gone people will look back and think "That guy owed me a lot money."
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Chuckleworthy
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/02/2002 10:42 PM
Scooter Brown - That's not a mushroom sticking out of the ground
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/02/2002 10:48 PM
but if you put it in your mouth, it will get you high
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/02/2002 10:57 PM
Mine won't have an epitaph. It'll just say horizontal bob.
Absolutely brilliant, Mistah Bob.
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/02/2002 10:58 PM
put some ice on it and maybe you won't get knocked up again
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She-bot del Rio 909 13
03/02/2002 11:03 PM
Chiseled above my mortuary niche:
I'm still dead
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/02/2002 11:10 PM
Moon, you got this idea from my contribution to your short story bit, didnt you?
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Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/02/2002 11:14 PM
Brookie: At last, the incessant whining comes to an end!
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/02/2002 11:23 PM
nope while driving home, wasnt going to do it until I saw you bit tho. Thought it was funny that we were both thinking of tombstones.
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/02/2002 11:28 PM
Sick minds think alike.....
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/02/2002 11:35 PM
I'd prefer "Gone to glory, while you suffer, die, and bitch about it".
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/02/2002 11:42 PM
Mine:
Biodegradeble.
Or
Toxic waste.
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Chuckleworthy
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vertical bob 26,707 13
03/02/2002 11:47 PM
>Absolutely brilliant, Mistah Bob
Thank you, Mr. Von B.
I think I'll have acid pits and bear traps set up around my final resting place. Dance on my grave will you? Ha!
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/02/2002 11:55 PM
"At the bottom of this mine lies one hell of a man."
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/02/2002 11:56 PM
"Holy Shakespeare! He was sick!"
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Hilarious
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/03/2002 12:20 AM
"Beneath your feet, worms eat a better man than you'll ever be"
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Superkitten A.K.A Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior 3,425 0
03/03/2002 12:27 AM
"I'm DEAD, you Frost-ing fag! Stop crying and Shakespeare, don't leave this stiff corpse any flowers, get on with your life. Mourning isn't going to bring me back, dumbass. Now go construct a machine to do that."
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Hilarious
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vertical bob 26,707 13
03/03/2002 12:33 AM
My body is here. My brain is in the killer robot behind you.
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Hilarious
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/03/2002 12:35 AM
Here lies the site of Squeamish's grave, formerly known as the state of Nebraska.
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/03/2002 12:40 AM
Ford, I believe that's called "Deus ex Machina".
Figures you'd expect a lame plot twist to save your butt from being wormbait.
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/03/2002 12:45 AM
did Ford post in this thread?
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/03/2002 12:48 AM
"Figures you'd expect a lame plot twist to save your butt from being wormbait."
Isn't that you?
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/03/2002 12:49 AM
Never mind, Scoots, the old fart is delerious again.
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Chuckleworthy
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/03/2002 01:16 AM
Squeamish- Here lies Squeamish and his favorite negro servent Toby.
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vertical bob 26,707 13
03/03/2002 01:19 AM
Whom he crushed in extremis.
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Hilarious
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/03/2002 01:24 AM
Cap'n Stuby: Autoerotic Asphyxiation Champion of the Year, 2002
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/03/2002 01:27 AM
PeePee the Sailor: Frost off you smega eating harlot Frost-ing antelope testicle.
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Chuckleworthy
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/03/2002 01:28 AM
Lindsey: For the love of God, please dig 1 foot down and send the demo tape you find to Columbia Records!
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Hilarious
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/03/2002 01:53 AM
Dead Robot: For your necrophiliac convenience, I have been buried face down.
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Hilarious
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/03/2002 02:09 AM
Feeble: You better not have been wasting my time Jesus.
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Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/03/2002 12:26 PM
Trust me, I know what I am doing.
well, I guess not.
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EvilPanda 4,807 13
03/03/2002 01:11 PM
EvilPanda:Extinct
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captain crunchysock 12 11
03/03/2002 01:32 PM
hello everybody!
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/03/2002 04:41 PM
Manny Fever: ALLLLLLLAHHHH AKBARRRR!
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/03/2002 04:43 PM
Indeed he is.
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Viscountess Ashe 134 11
03/03/2002 04:44 PM
i could have been funny... maybe.
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/03/2002 04:46 PM
"What does this button do?"
"Told him the gun loaded"
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Chuckleworthy
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/03/2002 04:50 PM
Sleestack: Ran out of re-spawns.
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/03/2002 04:53 PM
pwned by an awp whore.
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/03/2002 10:00 PM
Phuc:Well Fed
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Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
03/03/2002 11:55 PM
"Here lies Trae, laid to rest
with not just one,
but both her breasts."
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Side-splitting
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/03/2002 11:57 PM
If I die before Trae, I want my dick removed from my body and saved to be placed in its final resting place between Trae's boobies.
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God 0 0
03/03/2002 11:59 PM
"Nietzsche was right."
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Hilarious
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/04/2002 12:02 AM
Somebody Maharishied my final request. Is nothing sacred?
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/04/2002 12:23 AM
First-rate post Yahweh.
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/04/2002 12:32 AM
more maharishi'ing? It was nearly full. You Frosters.
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/04/2002 01:19 AM
Ha! So Frost you!
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/04/2002 11:33 AM
Scooter Brown: Maybe this will shut him up.
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/04/2002 11:37 AM
Moon: Here lies about 37 different Gabbers.
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/04/2002 11:40 AM
Feeble:Here he lies in a space big enough for 37 Gabbers.
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/04/2002 11:42 AM
Ha! I'm down to 232!
Oh - you were talking about the need to bury me in a coffin big enough to contain my Woodie in case of rigor mortis. That's about right, then.
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Gonzolio 20,522 17
03/04/2002 11:56 AM
Gonzo is not buried here.
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Chuckleworthy
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Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
03/04/2002 12:06 PM
(. )( .) (. )( .)
) ( ) (
( Y ) ( * )
SHAVED? OR NOT
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/04/2002 12:09 PM
Mookie has already got me hot for the morning.
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Chuckleworthy
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dr froglord 9,243 13
03/04/2002 12:34 PM
Mornings don't get me that hot, but the crack of dawn works for me.
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The Lady (Voodo Mama) Trixxie 65,021 15
03/04/2002 12:43 PM
here lies Trixxie
btw, her abs arn't really this ribbbed she ordered the embalmers to do liposuction in her will.
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/04/2002 12:46 PM
God took Trixxie's rib when he made him a woman.
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Nietzsche 0 0
03/04/2002 12:50 PM
"Nyeh, nyeh! I told you so!"
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God 0 0
03/04/2002 12:54 PM
That would of been funny about 20 posts ago. I give you a C minus for effort, young man!
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Alienyst 2,371 12
03/04/2002 01:20 PM
God does not exist other than in the minds of the duped!
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/04/2002 01:27 PM
Marilyn-Pickled
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/04/2002 02:20 PM
<insert smartassed way of saying there's no afterlife here>
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Splooge 445 0
03/04/2002 02:22 PM
</Funny>
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Iman Raheem Moon 4,366 14
03/04/2002 02:43 PM
I would like to point out that Dead Robot was killed repeatedly by the Tavis clones who were working for Notlob and the Partially rotting bananna while on the run from the law after assasinating John Hargrave before the Senate Judiciary Committee investigating Zug's monopoly on Web Comedy.
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