ZUG Contest 3/8/02
A comedy conversation
by John Hargrave  128,742  73
03/08/2002 09:38 AM 423 views
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As outlined in today's Journal, here are the rules:
- Messages can be a maximum of three lines of 20 characters each. I don't know what they consider a "character," so please try to stay away from the Japanese yen symbol, pentagrams, or dingbats.
- Messages must be kid-friendly, so no obscenity, profanity, or references to the Landers sisters. The cleaner, the better.
- Since my infant son Isaac will most likely be visiting this playground when he gets older, bonus points if you somehow use his name, or make it a joke for him to enjoy later (optional).
- I reserve the right to go with a message of my own if I don't like any of the submissions.
- Entries must be posted here. Please do not e-mail them to me.
I would also appreciate it if you would break up the lines visually, so we can make sure you've got the proper number of characters:
Underneath this
brick be buried
treasure. Argh.
Winner will be announced Monday.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Also Recommended on ZUG:
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Amusing
4 votes
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Bonky 75,728  15
03/08/2002 09:42 AM
Ohwah
tagoos
iyam.
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:44 AM
Tender young lips
pouty and moist...
CALL THE POLICE!
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:45 AM
This park
and all of it's glory
belongs to ISAAC
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:46 AM
Watch our show
or the chicken gets it.
computerstew.com
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Amusing
3 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:46 AM
Years from now
J. Hargrave explains
why he loves Bonky
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Amusing
6 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:47 AM
There is nobody here
but us chickens
and he faked his death.
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Funny
2 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:48 AM
Hemmingway spoke
of loving nature
then ate a bullet
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:49 AM
Though this thread has been Bonkyjacked, I will not give up. You can't ignore me, Dan. I'll boil your rabbit!
Careful kids
this park has been
fagjacked!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Jinx's Big Ego 5,835 13
03/08/2002 09:51 AM
Bonky, Bonky, she's our man
if she can't do it, no one can!
GOOOOOOO Bonky!
Wait, this is the "create a cheer" thread, isn't it?
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Side-splitting
17 votes
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 09:52 AM
While you read this
I grabbed your kid
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:52 AM
Ooga booga
pudding pie
I've got borscht in my eye!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 09:53 AM
The swings hate you.
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Hilarious
13 votes
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 09:53 AM
There is a monster
that lives in the sandbox.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.6
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 09:54 AM
There is a clown
with balloons
in the sewer
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Hilarious
8 votes
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sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
03/08/2002 09:54 AM
College fund,
shmollege fund.
Here's your brick!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 10:03 AM
Gen 26:8 When Isaac had been there a long time, Abimelech king of the Philistines looked down from a window and saw Isaac caressing his wife Rebecca.
You go boy.
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0 votes
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 10:06 AM
Gen 27:20 Isaac asked his son, "How did you find it so quickly, my son?"
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Hilarious
2 votes
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sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
03/08/2002 10:06 AM
Hey Isaac!
Gabbers say:
Eat spaghetti!
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 10:07 AM
Get you mind out of the gutter.
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Side-splitting
9 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:08 AM
Hey Isaac
Guess What
Chicken Butt
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:09 AM
Isaac has the
mailman's eyes
If u cn read ths
I cn C your crotch
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Stinky 7,952 12
03/08/2002 10:09 AM
One hundred dollar brick
Now I am broke
Hope son IS A ACountant
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4 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:10 AM
Happy Birthday
Isaac
Here's your brick
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 10:13 AM
Abraham gave Isaac the wealth of a nation.
Here's your brick, son.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:13 AM
They built a play-
ground and all I got
was a stupid brick
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shoelace414 10,080 13
03/08/2002 10:14 AM
Kilroy was buried here.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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shoelace414 10,080 13
03/08/2002 10:14 AM
nature is at it's best
paved over
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Amusing
3 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:14 AM
Nutbutter Jr.
Can kick
Isaac's ass
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Funny
1 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:19 AM
_____
Fu(n Bri)ck
You \Bet / Son
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(___)
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:19 AM
That's supposed to be a shoe
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 10:19 AM
Under this brick
Lies a mystical land
Or a sewer pipe...
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 10:21 AM
Don't look now,son
Or people will see!
Your zipper's down!
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3 votes
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DoverChilde 385 12
03/08/2002 10:23 AM
Las cucarachas entran
pero no pueden salir.
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2 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:23 AM
Step off!
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 10:23 AM
Dear Isaac, our son
We sold your brother
To buy this brick!
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Hilarious
3 votes
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shoelace414 10,080 13
03/08/2002 10:25 AM
here I sit all broken hearted
come to..
wait.. this has be be child friendly.
there one was a man from nantucket
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 10:26 AM
Isaac,life's path
begins by tripping
over this brick *Dad
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Crescent Fresh +5 10,666 13
03/08/2002 10:27 AM
Do the Isaac!
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:27 AM
www.meg.com
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Funny
2 votes
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:28 AM
Isaac gets a brick
Or goes to college
Not both
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Crescent Fresh +5 10,666 13
03/08/2002 10:29 AM
God damnit Nutty get it right, it'ws www.meg-o-licious.com
jeez
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Side-splitting
18 votes
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Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/08/2002 10:30 AM
GOOD INTENTIONS
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Stinky 7,952 12
03/08/2002 10:32 AM
Don't look now
but that other brick
just peed itself
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Hilarious
13 votes
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dr froglord 9,243 13
03/08/2002 10:33 AM
all your brick are
belong to Isaac.
So long red dye #2
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:34 AM
Nothing to see here
Move along
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:36 AM
This brick embodies
Our hopes and dreams
For Isaac Spinelli
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Side-splitting
8 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:37 AM
Daddy drinks
because you cry
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Stinky 7,952 12
03/08/2002 10:37 AM
No matter how funny I
think this is, nobody
else will.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:38 AM
Five kittens died
To make this brick
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Funny
1 votes
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aushie 5,580 13
03/08/2002 10:39 AM
ford's subtlety wins.
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:39 AM
A brick in the park
beats 2 upside your head
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:40 AM
All this brick wants
Is a personalized
Icon
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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aushie 5,580 13
03/08/2002 10:40 AM
wait, I just saw froglord's sttrd#2 one. Now I can't decide.
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4 votes
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:41 AM
"ACME"
You could probably get Acme brick Co. to sponsor it.
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Chuckleworthy
7 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:41 AM
Daddy was *this* close
to wining the
HBO Comedy fest
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:42 AM
I'm with stupid
------------->
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Side-splitting
11 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:43 AM
For the meaning
of Life
See other side
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2 votes
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:43 AM
You should put ZUG's URL.
http://www.geocities.com/Boston/nSyncRulez/index.htm
(I'm predicting that you won't be able to pay for the zug.com domain name after you find out how much it's going to cost to send Isaac to college)
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aushie 5,580 13
03/08/2002 10:43 AM
Many a forest
Used to stand
Where a
Lighted match
Got out of hand
Burma-Shave
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:44 AM
Acutally, this brick
Is Mike Moon
In disguise
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/08/2002 10:45 AM
Stare at me a bit
longer while we get
the scythe in place
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:45 AM
Lerleen, will you
marry me?
Love, Cleatus
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2 votes
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:45 AM
So long to Red Dye #2!
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:45 AM
"acutally"?
Actually
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:45 AM
All your bricks are belong to us.
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:46 AM
Linux rulez!
</slee>
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:47 AM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my brick upon thee.
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2 votes
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/08/2002 10:47 AM
I see London,
I see France,
I see someone's...
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Amusing
3 votes
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dr froglord 9,243 13
03/08/2002 10:47 AM
Beat ya Squeamish. I combined both on one brick.
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:48 AM
Goodbye to red brick #2
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:50 AM
She's a brick and
I'm drowning slowly
</ben folds>
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:50 AM
www.PlayGroundBrickVoyueurCam.com
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:51 AM
Feh, didn't see that, froggy.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Stinky 7,952 12
03/08/2002 10:52 AM
Real safe playground
They use bricks instead
of soft sand.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/08/2002 10:53 AM
I
Sure
Am
Acting
Childish
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Side-splitting
16 votes
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Stinky 7,952 12
03/08/2002 10:53 AM
I am not a rich man, son.
So this brick will also
be your tombstone.
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:55 AM
Momma always said
Life was like a
playground brick
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Merkin 10,008 13
03/08/2002 10:56 AM
GAB loves Isaac
in that third cousin
kind of way
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Hilarious
13 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 10:57 AM
Children are starving
and I'm buying
$100.00 bricks
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 10:57 AM
R.I.P.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 11:11 AM
How can you have any
pudding if you don't
eat your meat
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Scooter Brown 19,936 13
03/08/2002 11:12 AM
Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Don Spudleone 323 13
03/08/2002 11:12 AM
All in all
it's just another
brick in the playground.
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2 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 11:17 AM
Oprah, Uma
Uma, Oprah
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9 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 11:17 AM
I'm tripping my nutsak
in a frenzy of
Brik play
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 11:19 AM
First to brick
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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SU(T) 1,768 12
03/08/2002 12:02 PM
Say: "Mother may I"
Then spell "cup".
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2 votes
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boblement 8 12
03/08/2002 12:10 PM
"In my last life I was a $100 charity plate dinner"
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4 votes
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Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/08/2002 12:11 PM
Your parents will
die someday
Daddy is online!
www.goatse.cx
Marilyn sleeps here
at night, drunk.
In memory of Dead Robot
Theres a spider
on your shoulder!
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Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/08/2002 12:13 PM
Playing w\ yourself
will make you blind
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Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/08/2002 12:16 PM
Stop looking at bricks
and go play doctor
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:17 PM
If pushed this brick
opens Secret Ancient
Aman-ra tomb. -C.H.
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3 votes
4.0
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Don Spudleone 323 13
03/08/2002 12:18 PM
This brick's made to be walked on.
And that's just what you'll do.
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Side-splitting
9 votes
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/08/2002 12:19 PM
"Ring Around A Rosie"
is about death.
Tell your friends.
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2 votes
4.0
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:20 PM
Look directly west.
Find the 3rd swing.
Pretty neat, huh?
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2 votes
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:24 PM
don't look now,
but some Idiot iS
reAding A briCk.
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10 votes
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:25 PM
Out of Order
Please Use Other
Brick
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/08/2002 12:25 PM
Neil Diamond
Is still cool
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5 votes
4.5
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 12:28 PM
Your dad used to think President Dunst was a hottie.
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The Lady (Sea Hag) Trixxie 65,021 15
03/08/2002 12:29 PM
We Are All Children
The Universe Loves
Isaac 2002
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2 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 12:37 PM
Has Britney
posed
nude yet?
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boblement 8 12
03/08/2002 12:41 PM
Message on other side
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3 votes
4.0
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:45 PM
BRICK NUMBER 1544C-H
I had a coupon.
Mine was only $99.95
(1544C = ISAAC)
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2 votes
4.0
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:47 PM
You wouldn't believe
what that dog over
there did to me.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 12:47 PM
I dumped my
trash in your
doctor's dumpster
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12 votes
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Kaboom! 354 12
03/08/2002 12:48 PM
HTTP 404 ERROR
BRICK NOT FOUND
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 12:51 PM
MAGIC BRICK
Make a wish
Leave 1 dollar
John,
At least you might be able to get your money back
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Viscous 595 12
03/08/2002 12:52 PM
John Hargrave
Is your dad?
Fdisk!
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9 votes
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 12:55 PM
Find the site playground on TerraServer. Get the Latitude ond Longitude. Use that for the first two lines. for the last line.
YOU ARE HERE
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3 votes
4.0
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dr froglord 9,243 13
03/08/2002 12:58 PM
Haiku on pavement
a hundred dollars wasted
we did the Isaac
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 12:58 PM
Gonzolio, That is brilliant.
Clickie for you
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/08/2002 01:01 PM
"The words of the prophet"
-Obscure Ref #2341. Thank you.
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6 votes
4.0
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Kaboom! 354 12
03/08/2002 01:17 PM
steal this brick
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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That 80's Peon 6,076 13
03/08/2002 01:18 PM
http://linux1.
allens.com/cgi-bin/
olsen_porn
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That 80's Peon 6,076 13
03/08/2002 01:19 PM
>Obscure Ref #2341.
Shouldn't that be #2112?
Concert Hall!
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1 votes
2.0
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Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/08/2002 01:45 PM
You were a mistake
dig up the yard
you'll see
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marko 57 11
03/08/2002 02:07 PM
I entered a ZUG
contest and all
I got was this brick
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2 votes
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marko 57 11
03/08/2002 02:08 PM
In case of riot
Throw Brick
through window
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marko 57 11
03/08/2002 02:09 PM
Your fly is open.
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marko 57 11
03/08/2002 02:09 PM
Help! I've been
turned into a
brick!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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marko 57 11
03/08/2002 02:11 PM
Issac + Sara 4ever
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1 votes
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/08/2002 02:17 PM
I made you look
I made you stare
My brick just saw your underwear
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 02:20 PM
PANTS PANTS PANTS
PANTS PANTS PANTS
PANTS PANTS PANTS
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2 votes
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 02:26 PM
Brick - $100
You standing here to
read it - Priceless!
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1 votes
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 02:32 PM
OK... I can't believe nobody's used this yet:
Milk! Milk! Lemonade
Round the Corner
Fudge is Made! -TMM
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/08/2002 02:38 PM
Watch out!
Al Qaeda is heading
for the swings next!
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/08/2002 02:38 PM
Nipple nipple
Nipple nipple
BUTT!
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2 votes
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Splooge 445 0
03/08/2002 02:44 PM
(don't know if this'll fit, but...)
I'm the brick
voted most likely
to get laid
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 02:46 PM
Ask your dad about 20Chickens.
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That 80's Peon 6,076 13
03/08/2002 02:52 PM
Your wise men don't know
How it feels to be
thick as a brick
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Kaboom! 354 12
03/08/2002 02:56 PM
Water, water everywhere
and all the boys did sink
under a load of bricks
or
this brick sponsored
by Boston Area
Hells Angels
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3 votes
2.7
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Don Spudleone 323 13
03/08/2002 03:01 PM
Buy "Ficus Fortunas"!
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1 votes
2.0
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Splooge 445 0
03/08/2002 03:16 PM
f-disk
f-dat
f-you too
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2 votes
4.0
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Dirk Lately 14,001 13
03/08/2002 03:19 PM
Why is it raining?
God is crying. Probably
something you did.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
03/08/2002 03:20 PM
It was a joke, son.
A joke!
You're not really adopted.
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Dirk Lately 14,001 13
03/08/2002 03:25 PM
Daddy
Loves
Isaac*
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Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
03/08/2002 03:55 PM
I am a brick.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 03:56 PM
Reek wins.
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Don Spudleone 323 13
03/08/2002 04:28 PM
Many Bothans died to bring you this brick.
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/08/2002 04:40 PM
Daddy loves Proza^H^H^H^H Isaac.
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 05:06 PM
I'm still waiting for Dirks asterik to lead somewhere.
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5 votes
4.5
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cableclair 101 13
03/08/2002 05:12 PM
Jump on brick
37 times to
start music
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/08/2002 05:13 PM
Push here for service
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1 votes
2.0
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Don Spudleone 323 13
03/08/2002 05:28 PM
This space left intentionally blank.
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brother bill 1,905 13
03/08/2002 05:28 PM
Isaac, Ass = Edible.
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brother bill 1,905 13
03/08/2002 05:30 PM
Ask your mommy what "feltch" means.
or
Babies come from whores.
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 05:46 PM
I went to zug.com
and All I got was
This Lousy Brick
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 05:47 PM
This Brick For Rent
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 05:48 PM
Throw Me, I'm Yours
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 05:49 PM
Children Under Five
Play Free
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2 votes
4.0
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+17Chickens 286,208 61
03/08/2002 05:49 PM
Daddy hurts mommy at night in bed.
That's why she calls out to God.
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 05:51 PM
I'm not a real Brick
But I played one on TV.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 05:53 PM
If Found Please Return
To Isaac Hargrave
Thank You
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1 votes
2.0
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/08/2002 05:53 PM
The chick on the
jungle gym? She
digs you.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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daverave 215 11
03/08/2002 06:07 PM
Strangers have candy
They keep the best
kind in their cars.
This brick will be
here long after
you are dead.
There is a monster
in your toilet.
Happy peeing!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Declan (again with cookies!) McManus 131,867 36
03/08/2002 06:10 PM
Underneath this
brick lie monsters.
Mommy likes it
when you put the
seat back down.
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1 votes
2.0
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Viscountess Ashe 134 11
03/08/2002 06:59 PM
All your playground
are belong to
ISAAC
This is where the bully
Smashes your face
Stay young child,
and without knowledge of that which is zug.com
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SalsaShark 6,518 11
03/08/2002 07:07 PM
YOUR MESSAGE HERE
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1 votes
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SalsaShark 6,518 11
03/08/2002 07:08 PM
I Like Ike!
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SalsaShark 6,518 11
03/08/2002 07:09 PM
Hey, what ever
happened with that
Enron thing? ~2002
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6 votes
4.5
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LeVertGecko 0 0
03/08/2002 07:12 PM
I stopped reading the submissions about midway so these may be repeats.
free tootsie rolls
in the sandbox
left by kittens
Drug dealers at swing
Monday to Saturday
11AM to 11PM
Is your mommy hot?
send her picture to me
squeamish@allens.com
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Sleestack 30,342 13
03/08/2002 07:12 PM
POST NO BILLS
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1 votes
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Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/08/2002 07:16 PM
If I invested the $$
I spent on bricks
you would have a car
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:17 PM
Hi, My Name Is
B. Rick
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/08/2002 07:26 PM
Inspected by #21
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:27 PM
When Bricks Are Out-
lawed Only Outlaws
Will Have Bricks
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/08/2002 07:30 PM
Yip Yap, is that his name in binary?
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4 votes
4.5
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:31 PM
Finally!
I Got Laid!
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Splooge 445 0
03/08/2002 07:31 PM
So long to
Red brick #1
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:34 PM
Every Brick
Is Sacred
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:35 PM
Follow The
$100 Brick Road
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4 votes
4.5
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Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/08/2002 07:36 PM
Don't do drugs look
at me I could have
been a fireplace
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:37 PM
Hi, Isaac!
You're The Best!
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Sexhead, Succubus-In-Training 12,287 12
03/08/2002 07:38 PM
The real Dale Cooper is trapped in this brick. Write that in the sandbox. It's very important.
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:39 PM
Good To See
You Again,
Isaac
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Sexhead, Succubus-In-Training 12,287 12
03/08/2002 07:41 PM
Life lesson #1:
$100 a brick is decent.
Just not for this kind of brick.
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She-bot y los marineros 909 13
03/08/2002 07:45 PM
How's It
Hangin',
Isaac?
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2 votes
4.0
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Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/08/2002 07:48 PM
Daddy's on top of mommy
Because mommy was bad
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Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
03/08/2002 08:13 PM
Your website Frost-ing sucks ass!
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1 votes
2.0
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/08/2002 08:23 PM
Did you try
the mute button
yet, Issac?
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1 votes
2.0
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Jay Cornelius 411 13
03/08/2002 08:24 PM
What're U looking at
this 4 when U oughta
B lookin' 4 the Lord?
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Jay Cornelius 411 13
03/08/2002 08:24 PM
Isaac, life is good
Critical Mass?
Al Jarreau?
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Jay Cornelius 411 13
03/08/2002 08:26 PM
Here lies dear old
Jake stepped on the
gas instead of brake.
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/08/2002 08:26 PM
In the year 2002
all $100 could buy
was this brick.
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1 votes
2.0
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Jay Cornelius 411 13
03/08/2002 08:28 PM
Don't Panic.
Always bring
your towel.
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3 votes
4.0
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Jay Cornelius 411 13
03/08/2002 08:29 PM
Click here for
an exciting offer:
$50 off the X-Cam.
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 08:45 PM
Caption Contest
Click Here!
"I am a $100 Brick."
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 08:46 PM
Isaac, Look At
Daddy's Journal
08-March-2002
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Haggis 702 11
03/08/2002 08:53 PM
Steal this brick for a free Happy Meal at McDonalds
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 09:02 PM
Isaac, ignore the
red dot on your chest
it means NOTHING
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Kizmet 85 12
03/08/2002 09:02 PM
if your looking at this
your probably
a loser
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 09:03 PM
Isaac, thank God, for
You could have
been born a mulatto
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 09:04 PM
It's SUPPOSED to be
that small, remember
that you're white
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/08/2002 09:05 PM
Isaac, if you ever
become powerful...
NUKE FRANCE
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Kizmet 85 12
03/08/2002 09:08 PM
Warning:
Canada has
bombs
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/08/2002 09:42 PM
Ramalama
Ding Dong
H8 H8 H8
I never forget
the little people,
love Dan.
(I mean, Dad.)
Boys have penises
Girls have vaginas
Bonky
likes
vanilla pudding
_______, The Extremely
Helpful Robot
from the future wuz here. (I can't remember his name)
Isaac Hargrave anagrams:
He rags
a caviar
Ha!
A cigar raves
Vicar has a gear.
Vicars are shag?
Then, anagrams for John, Jade, and Isaac include:
AAC!
JIHAD JONES!
Join a deja cash
Hold the gravy!
How do you spell
gratuitous?
I give up.
No, really.
I need a drink.
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 09:48 PM
Don't mess wit Isaac
His Daddy has Powers
Best $100.00 EVER.
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Kizmet 85 12
03/08/2002 10:03 PM
dear Issac,
dont be
like daddy
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SalsaShark 6,518 11
03/08/2002 11:01 PM
How do you keep
an idiot occupied?
(over)....
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SalsaShark 6,518 11
03/08/2002 11:01 PM
(it's the mental image of a moron trying to dig up the brick that really makes that last one appeal to me.)
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Gonzolio: HAS VEGETABLE SALTY 20,522 17
03/08/2002 11:06 PM
Isaac, Pac-Man Fever
Embarasses Daddy.
I'm not kidding.
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Superkitten 3,425 0
03/09/2002 12:03 AM
In the place of these bricks,
they should put mirrors or cameras.
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Superkitten 3,425 0
03/09/2002 12:04 AM
Has nobody heard of the brick monster that molests and eats children?
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
03/09/2002 12:11 AM
Under here is J.Hoffa
He couldn't shut up.
Can you?
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Yippy, Bonky's toady 3,028 13
03/09/2002 02:02 AM
I bought my
brick for $25
on eBay
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/09/2002 02:32 AM
Yes
"Aunt Trixxie"
Is a man
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SPNDXAVNGR 251 12
03/09/2002 02:34 AM
"Isaac, John wasn't really your father." Love Mom.
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/09/2002 02:36 AM
Want little Isaac
to go to college?
visit www.zug.com
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/09/2002 02:37 AM
Isaac
It doesn't get
any better than this
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SPNDXAVNGR 251 12
03/09/2002 02:41 AM
See that guy on the bench?
You DO NOT want to pet his "monkey".
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/09/2002 02:47 AM
Son, remember
what Abraham
did to Isaac
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Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/09/2002 12:58 PM
Laughing Child
Play over this brick
Your parents bought
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AmyPoo 2,710 12
03/09/2002 05:18 PM
all your brick are
belong to Isaac.
So long red dye #2
the best!
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:29 PM
Lern
2
Reed
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:31 PM
Raging
Brick
2002
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:32 PM
I'm hard
for you.
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:34 PM
If These
Bricks
Could Talk
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:35 PM
Isaac's Brick
2002
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:36 PM
That And $100
Will Buy You
A Brick
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/09/2002 06:47 PM
Issac: Your mama,
she's a brick
house...
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:55 PM
If This Brick's
Rockin' - Don't
Bother Knockin'
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:56 PM
Isaac's Happy Brick
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:57 PM
Isaac
This Brick's For You
Dad
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:58 PM
The Love Brick
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She-bot, al izquierdo 909 13
03/09/2002 06:59 PM
If At First You
Don't Succeed
Brick, Brick Again.
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Don Spudleone 323 13
03/09/2002 09:01 PM
Illiterate?
Call 1-800-I-CAN-READ
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1bigdork 7,825 12
03/09/2002 10:04 PM
Isaac, in case of
playground emergency
throw this brick.
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d8uv's FLESHY PART OF FRUT 3,011 13
03/09/2002 10:53 PM
All these people are
giving me one major
headache.
Please, for the love
of god himself -
Don't wear pumps.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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postbear 10,158 13
03/10/2002 12:11 AM
MANIPULATE
YOUR PARENTS
WITH SCREAMS
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King Crimson 480 13
03/10/2002 12:21 AM
i saw your mom
on the internet
cats are evil
buy dogs
EL BARTO
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Kenshin 2,469 13
03/10/2002 12:34 AM
all_these_bricks_are
belong_to_us._And_so
long_to_red_brick_#2
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Kenshin 2,469 13
03/10/2002 12:34 AM
I considered a "space" column to be a charachter. fyi
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Kenshin 2,469 13
03/10/2002 12:36 AM
same with "."
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Kenshin 2,469 13
03/10/2002 12:41 AM
Yeah well you see, I havn't and won't read the whole thread, all I know is my entry mixis two of the greatest internet phrases and ONE brick, that's pretty damn cool.
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Sexhead, Succubus-In-Training 12,287 12
03/10/2002 12:44 AM
Not NEARLY as cool as Froglord, who came up with the idea WAAAY before YOU:
all your brick are
belong to Isaac.
So long red dye #2
Remember, literacy is a good thing, Kenshin.
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+18Chickens 286,208 61
03/10/2002 05:59 AM
Your father was once
king of the geeks.
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/11/2002 04:03 AM
300th post!
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/11/2002 08:48 AM
Is this the brick
that launched a
thousand ships
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/11/2002 08:49 AM
To Brick
or not to Brick
That is the question
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/11/2002 08:49 AM
He who is without sin
cast the first brick
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Hippocrit 216 11
03/11/2002 08:50 AM
But soft,
What brick through yonder
window breaks
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John Hargrave 128,742 73
03/11/2002 09:09 AM
And that 300th post will officially end the contest.
Some extremely funny entries here. Winners will be posted ... uh, whenever we can sort through all the extremely funny entries.
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John Hargrave 128,742 73
03/12/2002 11:24 AM
We announced the winner today, in John's Journal.
Mr. (or Ms.) Hippocrit, congratulations, you're the proud owner of a new ZUG T-shirt!
Since you didn't leave an e-mail address, I'll need you to get in touch with me for the T-shirt.
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