Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/11/2002 05:27 PM

Has anybody actually recieved there postcards yet?

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
03/11/2002 06:11 PM

Their oughta be a law...

Bonky 75,728 15
03/11/2002 07:40 PM

BLARGH! Is it too late to give my address?



I thought you'd mail me some nails that have been stuck in dog poop and then laugh at my ever present sea-gullability.

Hiring Jinx is good for your karma. 5,835 13
03/11/2002 08:29 PM

Hey, I know many of them had writing on both sides...why be so lazy? Scan both sides, lazy ass Phuc.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/12/2002 12:03 AM

Phuc was apologized several times for Doc's comments on my postcard.



I think they're ballsy and funny. Good on him.





...the one eyed freak.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/13/2002 10:09 AM

Is that a "No?"

Phuc 237,915 21
03/14/2002 07:32 PM

Sorry. Been away for a while.



Bonky: Send away.

Jinx: Phuc ewe. I don't want to waste the server space.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
03/14/2002 11:50 PM

Kuddly Panda?!



What the hell was Jim mixing into those pancakes?

Phuc 237,915 21
03/16/2002 10:39 AM

These were all done the night before at Beer Works.



Since I never met you, I just assumed you were all soft and kuddly like Pop'n Fresh.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/16/2002 01:48 PM

I suppose that I was left out. No one told me there would be postcards.



On the other hand, if my wife had gotten the mail the day it arrived, I'd have had some 'splaining to do.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/17/2002 11:48 PM

Yeah, feebs.





such a whiner.

Phuc 237,915 21
03/18/2002 01:00 PM

Only the cool kids got them.





...and Frod.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/18/2002 07:28 PM

I know I'm a loser. You don't have to remind me.



OK, you DO have to remind me, because that's what the cool kids do, but I don't have to pretend I like it.



Unless that will make me one of the cool kids?



Bats eyelashes

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/19/2002 04:07 AM

I could have sworn I was a card carrying member of the Cool Kids Club. Upon closer inspection, I see that this only entitles me to "One Free Frost Off with the Purchase of a Screw You (void where prohibited -- sorry Tennessee)"



Well, Hell. I'd demand my dues back if I ever actually paid any.

Phuc 237,915 21
03/21/2002 10:05 PM

Sorry, kids. Blame the regulars.



Everyone's chugging beerz, and I keep asking, "Who else can we write one to?" And they're like, "Blah blah, my tits, blah blah, undies, blah blah, his weenie..."



I don't remember who the hell anyone is and I can't keep track of anyone's name changes.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/23/2002 10:25 AM

"Beer - making smart people stupid since 4700 B.C."

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/24/2002 01:56 AM

I think it's great you guys did something like that. Good on yer.



Besides, I could never stay mad at you, mon petite chou chou.

Fantabulous Jinxosity 5,835 13
03/24/2002 08:05 PM

I was whining about how we should do a card for someone...I'm trying to remember who...Squeamish or Mike Moon or both....and no one was listening to me.



Of course, they were all too eager to pull down their pants for me.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/02/2002 06:56 PM

Got my postcard today.



Boy that Doc is a comedy geeen e us, n'est pas?





pas.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
04/02/2002 07:00 PM

You know, I never did get that bible.



My soul is starting to burn!

Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/03/2002 01:48 AM

Not sure who had custody of the Bible after the restaurant.

Bonky 75,728 15
04/03/2002 09:04 AM

I got my postcard!

I'm gettin' married!

Have onion's babies!

Drinkin' Folgers!

That dog has big nuts!

I like Doritos!

H8 H8 H8 H8 H8 !

His steak smells like feet!

Yimmy eats dick bowls!

Amy likes tic tacs!

Rodney loves me-ee!

And not Candie!

Purple Eyeballs!

Callie likes birdhouse!

His tictac's yearning!



(sung to that theme song that kids use when taunting others)

Bonky 75,728 15
04/03/2002 10:15 AM

Doc signed something on mine, but all I can make out is:

"If ANYTHINg eveR MeaNT More TO Me THAN you, IT (was?) HAve Been S__CTaI_ LIke Bo_I DoNt V___r Doc"



Who invited that guy anyway?

Napkin 30,762 12
06/05/2007 09:31 PM

Resurrection.

Straw 97,737 37
06/05/2007 09:35 PM

Does this mean there are plans to resurrect the images, too?

Fratberry 282,300 53
06/05/2007 09:43 PM

Nice bump, dorkass.

Phuc 237,915 21
06/05/2007 09:44 PM

Back up in your ass with the resurrection.