Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/11/2002 01:44 AM

Do I know you?

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/11/2002 01:44 AM

And who the blue hell are you?

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/11/2002 01:46 AM

Some fat bizznitch who thinks her blatherings have value here.



I want to stroke my hot spicy boner with a fold of your fat.



I cannot find your vagina beneath all that congealed blub!

Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/11/2002 01:49 AM

You'd do a girl's rolls? That's... surprising, to say the least.

SPNDXAVNGR 251 12
03/11/2002 01:50 AM

Hole and a pulse. Pulse optional.

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 01:53 AM

no pulse nessecary , aslong as my hubby holds her up and shes still freshly dead

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/11/2002 01:55 AM

Oh, she's so scary!



manhattanfever@yahoo.com



Please send me any and all pictures of your Emerson. Nothing gets me going more than a fat chicks unblinking brown eye.

d8uv's FLESHY PART OF FRUT 3,011 13
03/11/2002 01:56 AM

Spooky here is a "professional" "dominatrix".



Quotes used loosely

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 01:59 AM

question for ya....what in your mind makes a professional dominatrix? if you say beat up people youre wrong. it takes skill , knowledge of the human body/mind, a seroiusly sadistic bitch to do the job right.

d8uv's FLESHY PART OF FRUT 3,011 13
03/11/2002 02:00 AM

Skill?



BWAHAHAHA!!!

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 02:02 AM

yup, i can tell this is going to be a fun filled 5 days.accually 3, im going to busch gardens and universal studios on thursday and friday

d8uv's FLESHY PART OF FRUT 3,011 13
03/11/2002 02:03 AM

Oh, you are in Orlando?

I'd gladly pay you to go over to Kenshin's house and "do your job".

Extra if you get his mom into the act as well.

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/11/2002 02:09 AM

I haven't received those pictures you gargantuous mistake of God! Get your pryin' paddle and roll your ass out of bed girlie, I want to see nekkid pictures!

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 02:10 AM

no, you havent earned any pictures.

Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/11/2002 02:11 AM

Do it! Meet Kenshin, then give me all the details.

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 02:16 AM

you know, i think i ran into kenshin in an AOL gothic chat earlier. thats why i decided to check up on gab. im not sure if it was him, but how many kenshins can there be floating around

Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/11/2002 02:19 AM

Was his name actually "Kenshin"? Cos he was on earlier and everything.

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 02:21 AM

it was one of those retarded AOL names. someting 38386kenshin something???? i dont remember it

d8uv's FLESHY PART OF FRUT 3,011 13
03/11/2002 02:23 AM

Kenshin's real name is Joey Mikler.



Don't ask me how I know that.

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 02:25 AM

oh, by the way i heard Aury killed herself last december. anyone know about that?

Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/11/2002 02:26 AM

Didn't he post his full name, and, like, address, phone number, and social security number on the board?

Our Miss Brookie 0 0
03/11/2002 02:28 AM

Who's Aury?

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 02:30 AM

she used to be a good friend of mine. she intoduced me to Gab. she was posting on this since back in 96 i remember. but last year i couldnt take her stupidity and dorkiness anymore so i cut her out of my circle. i guess she didnt take it too well.

d8uv's FLESHY PART OF FRUT 3,011 13
03/11/2002 02:40 AM

I'll be happy just as long as it means that there are fewer people like you, spooky.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/11/2002 03:00 AM

Aury? What the Frost? I remember her. Why'd she odd herself?

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/11/2002 03:01 AM

ff

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/11/2002 03:05 AM

She hasn't posted here since July 23, 2001. On that day she said to Cap'n Stuby: "I'm here for good."

Flange My Naked Nutwart 12,005 12
03/11/2002 03:05 AM

Because she was a lesbian.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/11/2002 05:24 AM

Spookyheffer, your old site isn't working anymore, what gives?

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/11/2002 06:02 AM

Don't crinkle your nose ditchpig.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/11/2002 06:14 AM

BLARGH! I am XxXthunderthighvampXxX! I will suck your yellow cellulite!





Remember, it's not the outside, but the inside that counts, but when you like to beat the piss out of people, you know the inside is pretty rotten too.



Now with extra crotch!

da_pope 1,483 13
03/11/2002 09:23 AM

aury changed her name and last posted 2/25/2002.





don't spread rumors like that.

Trae (El Diablo es en mi pantelones) 156,785 17
03/11/2002 09:26 AM

El diablo es en mi pantelones......







Get out of my pants, you slut!!!!

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/11/2002 09:42 AM

The devil is in my eggs!

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/11/2002 10:27 AM

dude, wrong pictures, thats my partner elizabeth. my website is being reconstructed and im running photo shoots for it when i go back to work. but yeah right aury, shes gone. yippy!

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/11/2002 02:57 PM

Firstly, no one who would brag about themselves being sadistic is, by definition sadistic, you're a misanthrope that needs a Frost-ing hobby, and to re-read the definition of evil, nihilism, sadism, and a few other words while you're at it. A sadist would rather suprise someone with the idea, just for the extra surpise meanness of such an action. You seem to me to likely be an overzealously arrogant, misguided megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur. You're not evil, which we both know you think you are, you're not some "seriously sadistic bitch" because if so you'd not be getting paid for it, unless you're so openly conceited and consumed by greed, with an utter lack of comprehension in the realm of balanced mental health, and self respect, and so naive about the world around you, as to be so calloused to reality, and incredulous as to be in need of darwinism. Massochism is, by definition, the joy of being subjected to pain or humilation, be it physical, or mental. Pain is pain, whether well placed pressure, or dropping a brick on someone's foot, and sadism, is the enjoyment of cruelty, and causing pain, not being vain and proudful of one's skills in doing so. Because you like people thinking you're cruel does not mean you in turn enjoy being cruel, but rather delight in the thoughts of others. You're needy, and probably just lacked appropriate affection or at the very least, attention as a child. Your childish assumptions of your own importance are pathetic, and an obvious cry for attention.



As my brother said, skill, and knowledge of the human body? But that Picture is from "dominatrix.st", which is obviously someone who, like you, thinks they're a "dominatrix", yet that picture is of someone in boxing gloves delivering a punch to the gut. Real skilled, methinks. We should change that title from "sadist bitch" to "mentally malformed ignoramus". I like Kickboxing myself, would that make me a dominatrix, or would that rather put me into the "foot fettish" category?

aushie 5,580 13
03/11/2002 02:58 PM

Dude, that makes sense.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
03/11/2002 02:59 PM

Go DD.



Preach it devilman

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/11/2002 02:59 PM

FYI, nobody who was truely a sadist would find much fun to be had at busch Frost-ing gardens. Oh sorry, you might get a subconscious kick out of watching people give you dirty looks when you laugh on the jaws ride at universal, huh? Get a Frost-ing hobby, and until you are at least intelligent enough to know who and what you are, keep to yourself. The worst part of all is that you know so little about yourself, and the existence in which you reside, that you've based your life around blatantly ignorant assumptions.



"It seems to me, that you lived your life, like a candle in the wind" You burned out, needlessly, where no one would care. Come to think of it, you're shaped a bit like melted wax too, but I digress, the point stands, you're still a waste.

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/11/2002 02:59 PM

In conclusion, my basic hope is that your "hubby" digs the scene. We can only hope that your "sadistic" ways with your "wicked" riding crops and what not have since rendered him sterile, and you should not be allowed to breed. Might I also suggest you never reveal any truthful (The concept of you being honest to others is a joke, since you lie to yourself on a daily basis as is) information about yourself, as a real sadist would enjoy suprising you at work with a crowbar and a .44 magnum, just to make sure you stay docile. I can but hope your arrogance and stupidity will show to someone who, like me, is mentally unbalanced enough to act upon such information, and perhaps peel you, and deep fry a few of those pounds off. If you were intelligent enough to actually read all this, rather than stopping halfway through, to shout baseless assumptions of what I must be, and need, then you've proven my point, if not, know that I'll not access zug.com at all for at least a week, so any response you make to me will be not only proving my points on your mental inferiority, but on your personality as well, while also going unheeded, as I will not be here to read them, and will not bother to find the threads when I return. If one day, you should auto-darwinize yourself, I can only wish that someone will take pictures, as whenches of your size bleed a great deal with flesh wounds and such. Thank you for listening, have a good day, and try not to step in any bear traps whilst you go hunting new crack junkie victims, and other such mongoloids.

aushie 5,580 13
03/11/2002 03:00 PM

Come to think of it, you're shaped a bit like melted wax too,





BWAHAHAHA!!

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
03/11/2002 03:00 PM

Your not upset are you ?

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/11/2002 03:01 PM

And for making me come out of lurking, I hope you get gang raped, like a bad bukakki (sp?) film, and the last mother-Froster to blow a load on you pokes your left eye out with the head of his Coleridge. Blind walleyed trout smelling Froststicks.

aushie 5,580 13
03/11/2002 03:06 PM

DD, you are kicking some ass today.

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/11/2002 03:08 PM

God damn right I am. I myself am a megalomaniac, and as such I abhor ignorance, and arrogance, in others, as they're some of my own finest qualities, but to appear so flawed, so publicly, with no remorse, or even slightest conception of reality is deplorable. I'd stopped posting all together, and was finally capable of removing this trivial section of reality from my life, as gab is the only net conversation I really do anymore, moving out into the world better with no ties to my former life, and I happen to be passing thru, to show my brother something, and STUPID Frost-ing PEOPLE just make me go off. Last post, finito, I'm leaving now. Getting offline, shutting the computer down, leaving the house, and this town. I'm going to go far away, and try not to strangle anyone for irking me today. Thanks, the rage I've worked months repressing just came back. God damn cum guzzling penis leeching pus-infected Coleridge TUMOR OF A GENETIC MUTATION TOWARDS THE CONTINUED EXISTANCE OF SOCIETY'S ACCEPTANCE OF RETARDATION INTO THE AVERAGE POPULOUS!! My shadow is even pissed now. Damnit, I'm gunna have to start taking pills again. FrostFrostFrostfcufkfjadlkfjlwkja.lkdfadf. bye.

Hiring Jinx is good for your karma. 5,835 13
03/11/2002 03:10 PM

puppiesheartskittensflowers!

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/11/2002 03:26 PM

Okay last post I swear, but for the record, half the anon post in the past few weeks were me weening myself from gab. Ghost of Demon Disciple, WhotheFrostregisteredthenameof"god"? and Black Dog, just to name a few. Yes, I enjoyed ridiculing myself, it made the cool kids like me, woo-hoo. okay, leaving now, done here, all gone, see ya bitches next week sometime.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
03/11/2002 03:26 PM

You know, i really missed him while he was gone.

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
03/11/2002 03:28 PM

>would that make me a dominatrix



DD, it would only make you a dominatrix if you got a sex change operation, also.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/11/2002 03:49 PM

Dude, were you not paying attention? He's not reading this thread anymore.





Hey DD, I can hear you breathing.

5,097 15
03/11/2002 03:52 PM

Frost you.

Merkin 10,008 13
03/11/2002 03:56 PM

Whenever I'm with a dom, I insist that my "safe word" is Oklahoma



"Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!"

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
03/11/2002 03:59 PM

I wouldn't use any safe word with Dom Perignon.

Hiring Jinx is good for your karma. 5,835 13
03/11/2002 04:19 PM

Would anyone like to buy some knee-high, black patent platform boots? They've only been worn a few times...size 8 1/2, and I'll give you a good price.

5,097 15
03/11/2002 05:11 PM

Why do I get the feeling this is going to turn into another game of ressurect the thread once a month as a joke? And for the love of all things holy jinx, don't Frost-ing do it. You know what I mean.

Hiring Jinx is good for your karma. 5,835 13
03/11/2002 05:14 PM

holy holy guacamole





macaroni is my pony

354 12
03/11/2002 05:16 PM

ok, Devil, get back in.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/11/2002 05:21 PM

My shadow is even pissed now.



This is the single funniest goddamned line I've read in the past week.

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/11/2002 05:22 PM

Everyone knows the devil lives down in Georgia!

Hiring Jinx is good for your karma. 5,835 13
03/11/2002 05:25 PM

The day the devil comes to get you

you'll know him by the way he smiles

he's got bad breath, he's got loose teeth, he's a long way from home

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/11/2002 05:40 PM

Mmm. Timely Olympics humor.

5,097 15
03/11/2002 05:50 PM

The only thing aggrivating about this is that I can't claim I hate my own thread to get people to ressurrect it, because this time it's not mine. Thanks jinxie, for not doing that evil thing I expected you to do. Even more so, since you probably would've just blamed it on me.

Cap'n Stuby, Turkish Prison Alumnus 17,826 13
03/11/2002 07:11 PM

AWESOME!



I KNEW I smelled bacon on GAB today!





My favorite butter magician has returned to be a Calorie Crusader!









FIGHT FOR FAT AND GREASY FOOD! YOU CAN FIGHT OR DIE, IT'S NO BETTER THAN THE EVIL DEMONS!

Cap'n Stuby, Turkish Prison Alumnus 17,826 13
03/11/2002 07:12 PM

Thank you God, for throwing me this delectable morsel of low self-esteem and cellulite!

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/11/2002 07:27 PM

There is something intrinsically pathetic about getting off on dominating, when anybody you're dominating has to grant you consent to dominate.



Anybody you're dominating could raise on up off the bed and make you eat your own fat if he wanted to. In fact that would be pretty damned funny. I want an AVI of that.

5,097 15
03/11/2002 07:29 PM

Am I the only one who's afraid to know why kinda of emotionally needy imbecile would be whipped (emotionally, as well as physically) to permanently (allegedly) tie himself to this heap in the form of marriage? On that note, I'm off to sleep. Got a very busy schedule tomorrow, and need to catch some sleep. Have fun stubz.

5,097 15
03/11/2002 07:32 PM

Last one, I swear. Ford, didn't someone post something similar to that recently? something about being turned off of chicks and food forever?

5,097 15
03/11/2002 08:04 PM

*makes crickette noises* no, this is not a lunchables reference.

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/12/2002 02:03 AM

awwwww, you did miss me... how sweet. keep the post coming ; )

Microcube (same great taste) 13,428 12
03/12/2002 02:43 AM

sadly enough, I'd do you.



but I'd orgasm blood.

Superkitten 3,425 0
03/12/2002 02:55 AM

*takes out his +5 sword of lardbeast slaying*

5,097 15
03/12/2002 12:51 PM

Love me!

5,097 15
03/12/2002 02:09 PM

Oh god, help me! I just sobered up, what HAVE I done? Lincoln, emancipate me! Break my shackles!

xxzenovampxx 0 11
03/12/2002 02:42 PM

alright people, i could care less what you say about me or using my name to post as if im posting bad stuff about myself. but do not go using my husbands stage name. lets just leave it at that. leave him out of it and have your fun with me.

5,097 15
03/12/2002 03:11 PM

There is no fun to be had. Well, doing that body fat jiggle test would be kinda fun, but you're an open book as DD showed, so there's no point in it. DD was right, by the way, don't you guys wonder how neglected I was as a child to end up like this? *nods at the pork beast and motions to his ring finger and himself*

Declan (again with cookies!) McManus 131,867 36
03/13/2002 11:02 PM

Funniest thread of yesterday!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/17/2002 10:57 PM

Wow, I can't believe I competly read that thread.





wow, I guess that is all I can say after reading it