Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/20/2002 12:58 PM

1) Postbear

2) maharishi

3) Trae

4) Rocken Donkey

5) Ford Prefect

6) Maharishi

7) Trae / Nutbutter

8) Demon Desciple

9) N/A

10) Rocken Donkey

11) Maharishi

12) Postbear

13) Maharishi

14) Yep

15) Mel Haber

16) Scooter Brown

17) Lack of sex, bad parents, radon gas

18) Onion

19) 16

20) N

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/20/2002 02:24 PM

*prays that he is left off list*

postbear 10,158 13
03/20/2002 06:37 PM

gee, thanks nutbuster.

Traelicious 156,785 17
03/20/2002 07:56 PM

1. Nutbutter

2. Nutbutter

3. Nutbutter

4. Nutbutter

5. Nutbutter

6. Nutbutter

7. Nutbutter

8. Nutbutter

9. Nutbutter

10.Nutbutter

11.Nutbutter

12.Nutbutter

13.Nutbutter

14.Nutbutter

15.Nutbutter

16.Nutbutter

17.Nutbutter

18.Nutbutter

19.Nutbutter

20.Nutbutter

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/20/2002 08:03 PM

Trae, you forgot about Nutbutter.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/20/2002 08:53 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?



postbear





2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?



Nutbutter





3) Least funniest Gabber?



Sleestack





4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?



Maharishi





5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?



All of the above





6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?



Dead Robot... with gloves... and a splash gaurd. Or postbear. Tough call.





7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)



I'll get back to you after I look through the album.





8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?



Demon Disciple





9) Dumbest newbie?



What newbies?





10) Dumbest old-timer?



Nutbutter





11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?



I don't hate anybody that much. Not at the moment. I'm sure I'll be back for this one.





12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?



Demon Disciple... HAHAHAHAHA! bwehehehehehehhehehhehe. Kidding





13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?



maharishi





14) Squeamish?



He's alright most of the time.





15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?



Me.





16) Most hateful Gabber?



Tie between Melanie and onion





17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?



boredom, lack of acceptance, a Jesus shaped hole in his heart





18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?



bwehehehehhehehe



19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?



5



20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N



He hogs the covers and hums along to the Winger album out of tune while I'm trying to make looooooove... tryin to make love but it ain't no use... What? Oh right. He's okay.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/20/2002 09:01 PM

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?





I want to change my vote to werehamster

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/20/2002 09:16 PM

I haven't finished the photo album yet, but here are the nominees so far:



TIDinty56834

20Childrentomolest

I am to be loving you for the long time!

HOLY GOD GAAAAAAH I take back my laugh at the scariest gabber question



and of course, we've all seen me

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/20/2002 09:25 PM

Do you know how fast you were going ma'am? Please step out of the vehicle while I crawl in the backseat and molest your son

DaveK

Have a seat while I tell you about the evils of our technological society. DON'T TOUCH THAT PACKAGE

Someday I will find a wine older than me

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/20/2002 09:31 PM

2 winners

Stick with me baby and I'll make you the biggest porn star in the world, and I'll get you all the free heroin you ever want

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/20/2002 09:35 PM

And the winner is...



SUV

LeVertGecko 0 0
03/20/2002 09:59 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?



Tie - Bonky and Kenshin



2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?



Feeble



3) Least funniest Gabber?



Tie - Nuttbutter and Dirty Vicar



4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?



Tie - Kenshin and Maharishi



5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?



Tie - Ford and Feeble



6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?



Nutbutter



7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm not listing them all.



8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?



All of them.



9) Dumbest newbie?



the old timers with new logins and characters.



10) Dumbest old-timer?



See above



11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?



Tie - Kenshin, Nutbutter, Feeble



12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?



Mike Moon



13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?



Onion



14) Squeamish?



Less of an Emerson than Nutbutter



15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?



Gavia Immer



16) Most hateful Gabber?



See top 50 list.



17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?



Chronic masterbation, listening to people on GAB and huffing gas.



18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?



There is a difference between fear and disgust you know.





19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?



None, he's more articulate than most of the bottom feeders here.



20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N



Hell NO

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/20/2002 10:34 PM

... never click on?

Most of Coleridgesucker team alpha except Trixxie, DR, Postbear and Therlin.



...grand scheme of things?

Maha



Least funniest Gabber?

Slee and Onion



...actually nauseating?

Declan



...links you don't click on?

Nutbutter, they all lead to Bondcliff.net



...love to punch in the face?

Declan



Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)

Werehamster\Werehamster



Most pathetic Gab Shtick?

Therlin, he's really a straight puerto rican.



...noobie?

Anyone that Grotter never mocked.



Dumbest old-timer?

Dr Beefstupid



...painful death?

Declan...so far so good!



...spawn of Satan?

me



...want to publicly humiliate?

Nutbutter, I want to make him cry.



Squeamish?

Suprisingly thin compared to most of the gab cows.



... bastard child by next spring?

Onion



Most hateful Gabber?

Me and Onion



...Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?

Rick Springfield, Sammy Hagar, Ynegwie



...most afraid to meet in public?

Kenshin



...postbear dropped.

see gecko



20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N

He's no Tommy the Dingleberry.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/20/2002 11:06 PM

I am hijaking this thread by order of FEMA. This is now the Getting Away from the Flood Thread.

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/20/2002 11:09 PM

*Slips into scuba suit*



I'm going back to the main message board!



*Dives into flood water and swims away*

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/20/2002 11:10 PM

Ahmen brother.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/20/2002 11:11 PM

The other board is getting crizazy!

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/20/2002 11:14 PM

so lets turn this thread into a regular gab thread.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/20/2002 11:14 PM

Onion is a dyke

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/20/2002 11:18 PM

*Watches flood water rise to his knees*



ACK! It's spreading!

Viscous 595 12
03/20/2002 11:25 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?



Postbear -- only if I recognize the source.



2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?



Brooke and/or Kenshin



3) Least funniest Gabber?



Kenshin -- never funny period.

Maharishi -- never intentionally funny.



4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?



Trae.



5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?



FORD. That goatse Shakespeare is completely overdone. Get a new joke, Jesus Christ.



6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?



Trae



7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)



Kenshin, blessyourheart



8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?



Kenshin/BROOKE



9) Dumbest newbie?



BROOKE



10) Dumbest old-timer?



Captain Skippy. That was just pathetic the other day...



11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?



KENSHIN



12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?



KENSHIN



13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?



Squeamish



14) Squeamish?



Loverly purple dinosaur



15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?'



Melanie/Captain Skippy's "wife"



16) Most hateful Gabber?



KENSHIN



17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?]



His mom's a crack whore. He smoke Fruit Loops. He's seen more Emerson than the Union of American Proctologists.



18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?



Spooky Vamp.... and if she doesn't count, Bonky.



19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?



once per day until he was 18.... what's that, like 40,000?



20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N



Yes. Can I have his bastard baby?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/20/2002 11:41 PM

I don't hate you, Moon.



I don't particularly like you, but I don't hate you.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:17 AM

"...postbear dropped.

see gecko"



You know postbear and gecko are both pinko commie fags, right?

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 01:21 AM

Sucker! Now you Frosted with the bits! Nobody Frosts with the bits!



Big John is gonna get ya.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 06:22 AM

Wow, Nutbutter, this tard actually liked you enough to give your ranking a boost by making your thread extremely popular!



Good work!

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:29 AM

It boosted mine yesterday.



On the top-posters thread I went from 24 to 22 while I was at the movies. I had been at 24 for weeks.



My only active thread was the one that was getting spammed with whitespace.



I discussed this in my techy question thread.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:31 AM

Top-posters category thing, even, not thread. You know what I mean.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 11:53 AM

Naturally, I didn't post that. I can afford cookies.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 12:13 PM

I knew, dork.

0 0
03/21/2002 01:01 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:01 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:01 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:02 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:02 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:02 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:02 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

0 0
03/21/2002 01:02 PM

HE SUKCS AND YOU SHOULD ALL HATE HIM NOT ME

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 04:40 PM

"11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?



I don't hate anybody that much. Not at the moment. I'm sure I'll be back for this one."





John Hargrave

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 11:57 PM

1) Never click their threads?

Kenshin. Almost never, anyway.



2) Matters least?

Christ died for each of us. No answer is admissible.



3) Least funny?

Probably someone who's only posted once. Out of the regulars? Everyone has their moments.



4) Actually nauseating?

Everyone has their moments.



5) Links I don't click?

postbear, if I'm at work, or kids are in the house.



6) Gabber I would love to punch in the face?

Everyone has their moments.



7) Ugliest Gabber?

M: Me.

F: They should all come to Feeble.



8) Most pathetic Gab schtik?

Sperel & Vlad are gone. I don't think we've got a running schtik.



9) Dumbest newbie?

Moon. He IS 90% of the newbies.



10) Dumbest old-timer?

"Least intelligent". Tavis, if he counts.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/22/2002 12:06 AM

11) Die a painful death?

Sorry, I don't wish that on anyone, not even my ex-wife.



12) Spawn of Satan?

Ford. I would expect the Princeling of Darkness to expostulate indefatiguably.



13) Publically humiliate?

Lots of people I try to defeat in arguments. If you mean "tar and feather", no one.



14) Squeamish?

Azathoth



15) Single welfare mom?

Gavia. Your death is sealed, you know.



16) Most hateful?

Gecko.



17) Schizophrenia?

Drugs, rock&roll, QTA nightly reamings.



18) Afraid to meet in public?

I don't know of anyone who wants me dead today.



19) postbear was dropped only once, and his mother caught hold of him by his foreskin, stretching him from a future 5.5 inches to the full 7.5.



20) Nutbutter is a vile pustule on the ass of mankind, spewing forth his rancid effluence, and causing all to pray that the Great Teenager will visit him with the cleansing Clearasil of Death. In short, I love the man. Come to Feeble.

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/22/2002 12:24 AM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?

I read's em all



2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?

Ford Imperfect



3) Least funniest Gabber?

I guess Moon



4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?

me?



5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?

Squem</chill>



6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?

The former God



7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)

Squem/Squem



8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?

Lip schtick



9) Dumbest newbie?

Whatbie?



10) Dumbest old-timer?

Scooter Brown



11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?

Scooter brown or the former god



12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?

squem



13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?

Pumpkin



14) Squeamish?

Is actually a good guy. Sorry i meant actually ate a good guy



15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?

yeah. squem



16) Most hateful Gabber?

Scooter brown



17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?

My penis constantly braining him



18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?

Jinx



19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?

The count continues



20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N

well, although it has a full, fruity flavor, with a robust-hell no!

da_pope 1,483 13
03/22/2002 12:39 AM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?



i read (almost) all



2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?



me



3) Least funniest Gabber?



everyone makes me laugh sometimes



4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?



phuc can say some Frosted up things, feeble constantly nauseates me (jebus died for all of us, SHUT THE Frost UP)





5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?



fords.



6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?



god



7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)



M, marylin.



F, nutbutter.



8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?



wow, probably onions 'constantly on the rag' thang, just cause i know she's not really like that.





9) Dumbest newbie?



spastic squirell, wasn't that god?

da_pope 1,483 13
03/22/2002 12:39 AM

10) Dumbest old-timer?



moon.



11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?



i don't want him to die, but when he does, i want it to be filled with pain: jay cornelius.





12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?



gotta be DD



13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?



hargrave. he needs to be on the other end for a change, lest he turn into tom green.



14) Squeamish?



he wants me.



15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?



i woulda done her, but shes been putting on weight.



16) Most hateful Gabber?



gotta be you, yimmy. or tavis. but stubbys got some zingers. who's always saying H8?



17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?



radon in the basement.

edipus complex.

constant masturbation.



18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?



DD



19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?



isn't once enough?





20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N



i'd do him with a plunger handle, if that's what yer askin.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/22/2002 12:40 AM

i shoulda read jims, he already said radon. i thought i was so Frost-ing clever.





see question 2.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
03/22/2002 12:48 AM

This thread concept is Kind of Frosted up.



Leave it to Nutbutter to create a forum whose sole purpose is to hurt other people.

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/22/2002 01:09 AM

God created the world to humiliate Nutbutter...it worked so well, that Nutbutter is simply sharing God's gift with the rest of us.





LAUGH AT THE DANCING MONKEY AS IT SHUFFLES TO THE BREAKBEATS

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 01:41 AM

finally I got some hate.



*Shakes the used Ogden Nash dick at wako*

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/22/2002 09:53 AM

Did I mention that Nutbutter stole this idea from me, and has not paid me a dime in royalties?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/22/2002 10:23 AM

Actually, EP, the sole purpose of this thread was to parody Feeble's thread.



I mean, does anyone actually take me seriously?



Everyone knows Postbear wasn't dropped as a child, he was thrown.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/22/2002 11:32 AM

I really want to contribute to this thread. But I'm not going to.

dr froglord 9,243 13
03/22/2002 03:35 PM

In the interest of making GAB a kinder, gentler board I will not drop to the level of this thread.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/22/2002 06:21 PM

Ok, ill play...

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?

N/A I click on almost all of them.

2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?

God?

3) Least funniest Gabber?

Kenshin

4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?

Maha.

5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?

Fords, too much risk of ending up with 200 gaping Emersons on my screen..

6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?

none

7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)

Choggy/Kenshin

8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?

?

9) Dumbest newbie?

Hes gone now, but Papercut was pretty pathetic

10) Dumbest old-timer?

Again, Maha.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/22/2002 06:29 PM

11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?

Dunno...

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?

Postbear.

13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?

Chickens

14) Squeamish?

Hey, someone needs to keep those scat pornstars employed.

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?

Jailbait, Squeams will be the absent father

16) Most hateful Gabber?

Tavis

17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?

His parents where siblings, buttrock rots the brain, alien abductions.

18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?

You people are just ugly, not scary.

19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?

Obviously, not enough times.

20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N

Who?

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/22/2002 10:10 PM

I'm ugly, eh? Well, show me your pic, goodlookin,!!

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/23/2002 01:06 AM

Look, I could be uglier than sin, and still look like a supermodel compared to you, thoothfairy boy.

</Emerson>



My pic is in the album, too...

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/23/2002 01:07 AM

But, if you want nudes, you pay for them like everybody else.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/23/2002 03:51 AM

*checks picture*



You should smile more, you could make good hardcore barely legal gay pr0n.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/23/2002 10:06 AM

Hehehe...

Fluro 14,139 11
08/01/2003 06:30 AM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?

I click them all

2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?

John Hargrave. He's never on.

3) Least funniest Gabber?

Clovis

4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?

Clovis

5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?

mine

6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?

Clovis

7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)

Will not answer, as I dont want this to turn personal...

8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?

Sorry virnomine.

9) Dumbest newbie?

Three guesses.

10) Dumbest old-timer?

'cube

11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?

The fake clovis

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?

Postbear

13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?

Microcube

14) Squeamish?

Not really

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?

Trae?

16) Most hateful Gabber?

Virn.

17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?

Small penis, cabin feaver in his mum's basement, lack of sunlight.

18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?

Stuby. Because id have to be in japan 'n Shakespeare and i dont want to go to japan.

19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?

once. But he bounced.

20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N

Vodka Drenched Stoat 9,077 10
08/01/2003 06:58 AM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?



Miss Pants



2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?



John Hargrave



3) Least funniest Gabber?



tallsup / clovis



4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?



tallsup / clovis - I mean you can see the dude starting to try, but he is just so not funny



5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?



No one



6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?



Microcube



7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)



Lunchbox *smirk*



8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?



None



9) Dumbest newbie?



clovis



10) Dumbest old-timer?



Microcube



11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?



Eric (for variation's sake)



12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?



Virn, sent to plague my drunken state



13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?



clovis. Wait, we already have.



14) Squeamish?



What about him?



15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?



Virn



16) Most hateful Gabber?



El Volante. He called me fatass



17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?



Who?



18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?



Eric. I'd probably like him.



19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?



One more than ringworm



20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N



Not a Frost-ing chance.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/01/2003 11:42 AM

>14) Squeamish?

>Not really



What did I ever do to you?



Stuby's no longer in Japan.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 04:33 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?

-i click em all

2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?

-...me?

3) Least funniest Gabber?

-clovis/tallsup

4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?

-clovis/tallsup

5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?

-i click on almost all of them

6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?

-clovis clone

7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)

-clovis/his wife

8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?

-clovis clone

9) Dumbest newbie?

-tallsup

10) Dumbest old-timer?

-clovis

11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?

-thats a tough one.... clovis clone

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?

-everyone who uses the "fatty" avatar

13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?

-virn

14) Squeamish?

-only if there's big spiders

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?

-sorry trae

16) Most hateful Gabber?

-virn

17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?

-who?

18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?

-trixxie

19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?

-all jokes aside, 3

20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N

-N, i haven't met him

Herr Fritz von Livewire 78,229 13
08/02/2003 03:58 AM

21. Worst.Thread.Evar?



You're in it.

monKKRE 417 14
08/03/2003 02:45 PM

What about me? I can't believe I didn't make it on anyones list. I know I haven't been around for a while. I did start the Thread that never ends, and who can forget the little "you are an idiot" incedent.

Georges Wet Bush 458 9
05/01/2004 07:14 PM

mgross



I wish I could kill that sweet sweet Emerson!

Flying Hippo, Ninja of doom 1,246 10
05/02/2004 01:41 AM

who the heck is doing these blank posts?

Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 01:40 PM

1) None

2) Nutz

3) Nutz

4) Nutz

5) Nutz

6) Nutz

7) I havent seen him, but i'd have to say Nutz

8) Nutz

9) Nutz

10) Can't think of one

11) Nutz

12) Nutz

13) Nutz

14) Squeamish?

15) Me

16) Nutz

17) lack of sex, lack of sex, lack of sex.

18) None

19) 2

20) No, but I like Butternuts!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
04/29/2005 10:55 AM

What does this button do?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/29/2005 10:59 AM

I've made a lot of really bad threads, but this is probably the worst.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
04/29/2005 11:27 AM

Nutbutter, it would have actually been a good thread if it wasn't an article.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/29/2005 05:10 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on?

I click on most.

2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things?

Sylvester

3) Least funniest Gabber?

Superturkey

4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating?

see #3

5) Gabber whose links you don't click on?

ANY Tubgirl or Lemonparty linkers

6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face?

Too many to mention

7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F)

You guys are all ugly. The ladies? I can't think of any ugly ones.

8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick?

Maha me threads.

9) Dumbest newbie?

Fluffy/Suicide Ranger

10) Dumbest old-timer?

John Hargrave (just because the horoscopes are getting a bit stale)

11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death?

See #3

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan?

See #3

13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate?

See #3

14) Squeamish?

As long as I'm not on a boat.

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring?

Trae, but I don't think it will be just one. (Sorry about that.)

16) Most hateful Gabber?

Phuc

17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia?

He's nuts. He's crazy. He's out of his skull?

18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public?

Tabby, just because I'd be nervous around a pretty redhead for the first time.

19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child?

53,162

20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N

Maybe? Depends on the situation.

millie 116,984 28
04/29/2005 08:20 PM

Great article. I thought it was especially good because of its universal appeal.

ErictheNewyen 106 8
04/30/2005 02:22 AM

Stoat still around?

Leppy 12,056 12
04/30/2005 11:21 AM

I like that Squemish question is still relavent since he's still got more posts than anyone, despite leaving over two years ago.

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
05/06/2005 01:38 PM

Those four noobs who wrote rubbish and left lots of spaces:

1)Same person,

2)Sad bastard,

3)In mother's basement,

4) Masturbating over mother's pictures and

5) Filming Paris Hilton-esque video with mother, until he realised dick was too small.

Oh, and I'm surprised not to have seen me in the latest answers.

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
05/06/2005 02:08 PM

I'm too Frost-ing lazy to read all of these, but I'm pleased to know that I'm not on any of them, or at least the ones that I read

The Lobster. 18,496 32
03/07/2012 01:44 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on? Millie

2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things? Lobster

3) Least funniest Gabber? Pram

4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating? Lobster

5) Gabber whose links you don't click on? Kchicki

6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face? Millie

7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F) M- Zolton

8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick? Ravos

9) Dumbest newbie? Pram

10) Dumbest old-timer? Pram

11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death? Pram

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan? Drewcifer

13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate? Ravos

14) Squeamish? Squeamish?

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring? LOBSTER!!

16) Most hateful Gabber? Whistler

17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia? Nutbutter

18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public? Chance

19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child? Nutbutter

20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N Y

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,208 61
03/07/2012 02:45 PM

How in the flying Frost did you find this?

The Lobster. 18,496 32
03/07/2012 02:56 PM

Because I'm a muthaFrostin wizard.

Whistler 185,800 44
03/07/2012 02:59 PM

Most hateful?

I'm probably one of the kindest, most generous, helpful people you'd every meet. I can't imagine why anyone would describe me as hateful, you stupid Carroll.

SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,489 16
03/07/2012 03:58 PM

"How Why in the flying Frost did you find this?"

Fixed.

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,208 61
03/07/2012 04:00 PM

We should probably finish all posts to lobster that way, Whistler.

Pram 80,679 42
03/07/2012 05:42 PM

) Least funniest Gabber? Pram

MY DICK.

Thud 68,380 19
03/07/2012 06:50 PM

Chance? Really? How about Dave, he seems like he's not one to be trifled with.

Pram 80,679 42
03/07/2012 06:53 PM

1) Gabber whose threads you almost never click on? Lobster

2) Gabber who matters least in the grand scheme of things? Robster

3) Least funniest Gabber? Slobster

4) Gabber who is not only unfunny, but actually nauseating? Single Mom (Lobster)

5) Gabber whose links you don't click on? Pro-Lifer (Lobster)

6) Gabber you would love to punch in the face? Clueless Breeder (Lobster)

7) Ugliest Gabber? (M/F) Lobster (Lobster, sexual assignment to be determined- I MEAN YOUR GENITALIA, LOBSTER, NOT YOUR FrostY DUTY)

8) Most pathetic Gab Shtick? Rock Lobster

9) Dumbest newbie? Lobsta

10) Dumbest old-timer? Lobster

11) Gabber you most want to see die a painful death? Lobster

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan? Lobster's kid

13) Gabber who you would most want to publicly humiliate? Lobster

14) Squeamish? Lobsterish

15) Gabber who will most likely be a single welfare mom with a bastard child by next spring? Lobster Forever

16) Most hateful Gabber? Lobster (that's an easy one)

17) Give three possible reasons for Rocken Donkey's schizophrenia? Lobster, Lobster's attention whoring. Lobster's attention-deficiting defecating.

18) Gabber you would be most afraid to meet in public? The Whore of Gabylon (Lobster)

19) Number of times you suspect Postbear was dropped as a child? Once... By Lobster

20) Do you like Nutbutter? Y/N No, I don't. (like Lobster, that is. Although, her eyes are pretty.)

Pram 80,679 42
03/07/2012 06:54 PM

I hate with love.

Pram 80,679 42
03/07/2012 06:58 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!

Pram 80,679 42
03/07/2012 07:38 PM

Typical Noobie Gabber: "I'm not reading that Shakespeare, there might be some original Shakespeare in it which threatens my own Shakespeare. *soccer mom*

Dogs Akimbo 211,155 32
03/07/2012 08:08 PM

22) Gabber whose thread you would click on even if it causes your arm to fall off and break your toe. MILLIE.

Dasypygal -feckin eejit 14,385 17
03/07/2012 09:09 PM

I'm not on a list!

YAY!!!!

The Lobster. 18,496 32
03/07/2012 09:11 PM

I've missed you, darlin.

Dogs Akimbo 211,155 32
03/07/2012 11:55 PM

Reload.

Drewcifer 45,883 58
03/08/2012 12:04 AM

12) Gabber who is most likely the spawn of Satan? Jeeni