Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/21/2002 12:06 AM

that describes half the current population of the net, moon.

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/21/2002 12:06 AM

Perhaps a better name for this thread should be "Let's invite the flooder to bomb this thread!"

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:07 AM

I think it's Moon.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/21/2002 12:07 AM

I would blame me first too

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/21/2002 12:09 AM

Well, at least this stopped all the stupid religious threads

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:09 AM

Jebus loves you.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/21/2002 12:10 AM

I am male

In the loosest sense of the word.



21

I said mentally. For all I know you have the body of Ed O'Neill.



do not and have not ever used AOL

My bad, Compuserve.



I hate javascript

too difficult for you pooky?



actually purchase software quite often

The Buttman does Budapest DVD is not software

1,686 13
03/21/2002 12:10 AM

DO AS I SAY, YOU WORTHLESS, MINDLESS, COMUNIST, HATEFULK CHRISTIANMS! BUIRN IN HELL!!

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
03/21/2002 12:15 AM

And think of how much time its actaully wasting while we are sitting here laughing at it.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/21/2002 12:18 AM

you so stupid you dont even know your IP.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:19 AM

This is definitely compensation for a microscopic penis.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
03/21/2002 12:20 AM

Vroom vroom.

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/21/2002 12:21 AM

NO! I cannot allow this thread to die! UNITE GABBERS! Post here!

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/21/2002 12:23 AM

*Climbs a nearby tree as the flood waters rise higher and higher*

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 12:25 AM

Up!

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:29 AM

I've a feeling he might be one of the CS dweebies that you guys might have pissed off.



*This* is what happens when you stray too far from your beloved ClanGAB server!

aPileOfBlackSocks 4,060 0
03/21/2002 12:29 AM

programming is a waste of time says the man flooding the message board

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:31 AM

Wow. He can program a simple Perl script.



(twirls finger)

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:32 AM

Why don't you find something productive to do then, like playing in heavy traffic.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:35 AM

It's stupid, it's simple, it's annoying, and it's doing exactly what I wanted from the start. A lot of idiots complaining about how stupid this all is.



It's a good thing you aspire to stupidity. It's probably the only thing you're any good at.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:35 AM

But you haven't even begun to say what your point is, you amateur.



Any monkey can DoS a system. You're obviously jerking off at the thought of annoying us all, which just shows your immaturity.



Bah. You're history anyway, you munchkin.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:36 AM

It's Gecko. Think about it? He seems to hate every single one of us passionately, yet he's still here.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:38 AM

I don't think it's a regular. It's probably like I said (a pissed off CS player) and he's spewing a bit here in some misguided concept of revenge.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:39 AM

then what are you doing here?

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:39 AM

then why all the crap?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:40 AM

Pray John doesn't reveal your IP address.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:41 AM

So, the $64,000 question, why?



Go ahead. Take the forum to spew a bit. Tell us why you're deriving such joy out of causing inconveniences to people you say you don't even care about. There has to be a reason. Do tell.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/21/2002 12:42 AM

Maybe this is supposed to be "the greatest prank ever"?

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:42 AM

7 hours of this? you really don't have anything better to do? maybe try your local mcdonalds?

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:43 AM

"Why not?



This is a comedy board, and I know I sure am laughing right now, and have been since around 3:30 PM today."



You're laughing because you're annoying us. People don't laugh at the misfortuneof people they don't care one way or the other about. You either hate us or you just hate people in general. Either way, you certainly must care or else you wouldn't be here.

1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:44 AM

would you like fries with that??



*pops zit*

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 12:44 AM

what pope said.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:44 AM

People don't laugh at the misfortuneof people they don't care one way or the other about.



Um... actually... we do that here a lot...

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:45 AM

Maybe this is supposed to be "the greatest prank ever"?



Looks more like "the greatest wank ever"

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:46 AM

no we don't

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:46 AM

Oh, man. Just like I thought. Ask him to explain himself and his brain can't cope because he can't answer the question without looking like an idiot. We'll probably see him throw out another tantrum.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:46 AM

pathetic. really really sad. you are a waste of space on this planet.



you'll dissapear, we'll still be using this board. and you will go away, eventually.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:46 AM

he already did slee.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:47 AM

And there he goes.



Man, this guy is predictable.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:47 AM

I would pay John good money for this Frost-stains IP.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:47 AM

he'll be gone soon, just about got it now.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:48 AM

You just about got his IP?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 12:48 AM

Who cares? Gab is all about this stuff. Even this is interesting to me. Not especially clever, but interesting. What's the difference between what we normally do and having someone hammer the board with posts? Most days, not much. Unless this person is willing to do this for the rest of his career, this is nothing more than a useful case study for myself.



I hope Jen is off the rag.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:49 AM

Vicar. Do shut the Frost up and come back later when I don't hate you so Frost-ing much.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:49 AM

Need to borrow a rubber?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 12:50 AM

Look, I'm sorry I came inside you, Okay?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 12:50 AM

I shoulda offered that rubber sooner.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 12:51 AM

Wow, brilliant response.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 12:52 AM

don't even think about asking me to have an abortion

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/21/2002 12:54 AM

Righttttt...assuming that's actually your real IP.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 12:54 AM

that's an APNIC IP.



don't anyone waste your time trying to DOS that.

3,653 12
03/21/2002 12:56 AM

I am a hacker. I am breaking the internet with special codes. Look at my shirt.

1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:56 AM

lets send him asia-pacific blocks, hyuk hyuk.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 12:57 AM

What are you, braindead? Look up traceroute sometime, junior.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 12:59 AM

well, how bout yer name, if yer feeling all brave and Shakespeare. address would be nice too.



of course, i'll know if you lie to me. you wouldn't lie to me, would you?

17,446 13
03/21/2002 01:00 AM

I just wanna see some boobs!

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/21/2002 01:01 AM

$500 dollars per person, people, remember that.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 01:02 AM

that ain't the dude's IP.

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/21/2002 01:02 AM

Asian?



The only asians we know of are myself and Tavis.



And I don;t count.







So whomever this dude is, if he's an asian person, he's got a one-inch penis.









That makes me FEEL GOOD.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 01:04 AM

no, it's not. 'salright mr. laughing joking around man.



just a few more...

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/21/2002 01:04 AM

If a 1 inch penis makes you feel good, think what postbear could do to you.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 01:04 AM

I'm listening to Barry Manilow right now.



Do you see how bad you hurt me, Mr. Brown?



Somewhere down the road....

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 01:06 AM

the IP he claims he's at is in indonesia.



ain't the Froster's IP.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 01:06 AM

No, that was when I had sex with Barbara Bush to distract George Sr. during the '92 campaign.



Who knew that she was already dead?

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 01:08 AM

you don't live in indonesia.



APNIC IPs are commonly used as spoof IPs.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 01:08 AM

You know, believe it or not, people in other countries can speak English too. Amazing, no?





That's the most fluent english I've ever seen a foreigner use, ass-breath.

aPileOfBlackSocks 4,060 0
03/21/2002 01:08 AM

but they speak it badly. you must've never used IRC before

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 01:09 AM

The only response I have to this, most delicate of accusations, is that I was in Lagos stoned on oatmeal and searching for something to keep the rush rolling so bad that I started smoking iguanas.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 01:10 AM

It's getting late. Going to be past his bedtime soon.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 01:10 AM

Nevermind that last post.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 01:12 AM

The only asians we know of are myself and Tavis.



Charlie is 1/4 Japanese and Phuc is Indonesian.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 01:12 AM

As far as you not using a script, that's just horseShakespeare. It's physically impossible since the page returns to the thread after each post, and you have to vary the post and the imp name. Can't do that and post as quickly as you do. Moron. If you were clever you would've had a random delay in the program, but what can I say, it's Amateur Hour.



So everything you say is suspect.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 01:14 AM

Hey guys, I am going to ost-pay in the its-bay. Or maybe at-chay.

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/21/2002 01:16 AM

If Charlie is 1/4 Nip, then he and I are fellow mongrels. Made in the USA of domestic and imported parts.





If he speaks Japanese, then he's one-up on me.

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/21/2002 01:17 AM

He has a little asian in him for sure...but he obviously didn;t get all the recessive genes that I did.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 01:19 AM

Nope. Won't work. You still have to slightly alter each message, and notice that the imp name is different each time too. Simply can't do that as fast as he did without a script.



Remember we're talking a blast of messages in seconds...

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 01:20 AM

nah, dude's got a script. that much is obvious.

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/21/2002 01:23 AM

If it's someone that sad...it could only be...

1,686 13
03/21/2002 01:23 AM

That is how he done did it

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 01:24 AM

The hell. I go into chat like you asked and you Frosters kicked me.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 01:27 AM

And again, you're full of Shakespeare and trying to throw us off. All anyone needs to do is look at the post times to see that.



Too fast. Even if you're only changing one character in the name and the body.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 01:28 AM

sorry vicar, we're paranoid tonight. c'mon back. we verified it was you.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 01:29 AM

The hell. I go into chat like you asked and you Frosters kicked me.



Sorry Vicar. I booted you because you didn't tell us who you were. Come back.

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/21/2002 01:30 AM

Sad thing is...



He/she has a point

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 01:34 AM

so jump in chat, you can tell us more about why your'e bored and doing this.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 01:51 AM

i thought you just posted yer real ip? mr indonesia noscript assface zitpopper.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 01:56 AM

Actually, slee...



Would anyone but an existing GABber call you slee?



I'm going to drop a couple of chips on Tavis.

GibletNugget 0 0
03/21/2002 01:59 AM

You believed him?



How very sad, now I don't know who was more stupid. The flooder or yourself.

GibletNugget 0 0
03/21/2002 02:00 AM

Psst, 1bigdork, he already told us he wasn't a newbie, nor a pissed off CS player.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 02:02 AM

Upon further review, I change nothing in the post.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/21/2002 02:03 AM

I heard that I'm the flooder in the chat room. It hurts when me posing as Dinesh makes these false accusations against myself.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 02:07 AM

The only known flooder on GAB is God. If it's him, then he has really tapered off since the biblical days.

God 0 0
03/21/2002 02:13 AM

Not sure what you've got against me, but I'm not the one flooding. I'm in agreement with the majority of the people here, this person needs to be banned or have something done to repremand them, because this kind of behavior is going way too far.



I've spoken to Mookie on AIM once not too long ago, and he knows who I am, and who I was. I'm not the person flooding the board.

Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/21/2002 02:14 AM

Hey look the joke shot right over his head!



points up

God 0 0
03/21/2002 02:15 AM

Yeah.

Sir Geek 1,427 11
03/21/2002 02:15 AM

I'd rather have a bullet into his head (not over)

God 0 0
03/21/2002 02:16 AM

That crazy Moon, he sure is crazy! He's just all, like, crazy and stuff, and not sane! What with him being so crazy and all. Just crazy, I tell ya!



Crazy.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 02:29 AM

I didn't mean to Frost with you God. I just read somewhere that you were into floods.

Moses 0 0
03/21/2002 02:31 AM

That was me!

d8uv the h8d 3,011 13
03/21/2002 02:34 AM

His IP? Easy.



127.0.0.1

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 10:55 AM

As punishment, God made it snow on the first full day of spring.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 10:59 AM

This really isn't that difficult, so why trick yourself into believing I'm so kind of genius?



Oh believe me, we don't think you're any kind of genius. Some kind of retard, maybe. But definitely not a genius.

Santo Guillermo Wako 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:07 AM

How'd you get that, d8uv?

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 11:13 AM

That IP is almost certainly spoofed, unless our monkey is "Achmad Birowo" or "Yulianus" in Jakarta, Indonesia.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 11:14 AM

202.155.28.157



person: Achmad Birowo

address: Indosat PT.

address: Jl. Medan Merdeka Barat 21, Jakarta 10110,Indonesia

country: ID

phone: +62-21-3869877

fax-no: +62-21-3520520

e-mail: birowo@indosat.net.id

nic-hdl: AB1-ID

mnt-by: MAINT-INDOSATNET-ID

changed: hostmaster@apnic.net 971014

source: APNIC



person: Yulianus

address: Indosat PT.

address: Jl. Medan Merdeka Barat 21, Jakarta 10110,Indonesia

country: ID

phone: +62-21-3869877

fax-no: +62-21-3520520

e-mail: yhoes@indosat.net.id

nic-hdl: YU3-ID

mnt-by: MAINT-INDOSATNET-ID

changed: hostmaster@apnic.net 971014

source: APNIC

Therlin - now single! 12,200 13
03/21/2002 11:18 AM

I think it's Meg of MeGaNcAm fame.