Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/21/2002 05:21 PM

*presents offering of Doritos, Coke and pizza to whomever cleared the board of the floodwaters*

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 05:24 PM

When I came into this thread, I thought Onion was going to say her SO's Viagra finally worked.



Then I remembered she was a lesbian.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/21/2002 05:24 PM

you're welcome

Herr Referenz 756 11
03/21/2002 05:25 PM

"Huzzah! The new battery charger works! We no longer have to spend a fortune on Duracells"

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 05:25 PM

don't you have a yahoo news link to start a thread about?

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 05:25 PM

Gab being flooded made Yahoo news?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 05:29 PM

The flood may be over, but there's still wriggling beached fish all over the place. Helpless. Unable to deny my advances.



*smells armpits*

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 05:40 PM

So Nutbutter parted the red sea?

dr froglord 9,243 13
03/21/2002 05:40 PM

Remember Vicar, White wine for seducing fish.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 05:41 PM

The problem with seducing fish is that their entire bodies smell like Poe.

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/21/2002 05:41 PM

My rubber ducky and I thank the Powers That Be for rescuing us.



I'm not gonna take off my snorkel, though.

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 05:42 PM

Good lord, I've never been sorrier for my stint at TP as I was the past few days.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/21/2002 06:18 PM

*opens submarine hatch*



is it over?

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/21/2002 06:19 PM

"Oh, look! All the water has drained out of the bay! How odd! Let's go down there to investigate!"

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 06:24 PM

I'd like to dip my pen in his salsa, if you know what I mean!

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:26 PM

I'd like to take a nap, if you know what I mean.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 06:27 PM

And now my last and finalist word . . . .

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:28 PM

Chalupa

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 06:33 PM

You're welcome, onion.



Kinda ironic that you mention God...

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 06:34 PM

Yeah for Codeslave!!

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:34 PM

Good work, Tim. I'm glad you weren't around when I was TP.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 06:35 PM

No WAY!





I thought it may have been him since he made that "dramatic pause" comment after telling me I'm a dork.





I mean, come on. Everyone knows I'm a dork, so if someone points it out . . . . . then I'm a dork!



God thinks I'm a dork.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 06:35 PM

I'm sorry. That sounded very Kenshin-like and I apologize for that.



<manly voice>

Keep up the good work, Codeslave.

</manly voice>

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 06:36 PM

So how'd ya do it, big guy?



(Webczars love it when you call them "big guy")

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 06:36 PM

Bonky's a dork?



*cues violins*

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 06:37 PM

Not a very big one. I'm going to grow into my feet someday.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 06:38 PM

Thanks Codeslave



And God, too. After all, who created Codeslave?



DUCKS

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:38 PM

After all, who created Codeslave?



His father's penis and his mother's vagina?

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 06:39 PM

"Kinda ironic that you mention God..."



dude, are you saying what i think you're saying?

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:41 PM

Man, that one almost slipped by me.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 06:41 PM

It was GOD!!!







That's it! I'm changing back to a Satanist.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 06:42 PM

Codeslave is not God. But, he fills in for Him when He takes vacations.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 06:43 PM

well, we don't know if that's what codeslave was saying or if he was being cute, intimating that he's the god of GAB or whatever.



still, seemed to me like the flooder was a regular. coulda been him, i guess.

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:44 PM

Looks like there will be no more vampire threads floating around GAB

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 06:50 PM

Why not check the leader board and remove all doubt?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/21/2002 06:51 PM

See, I told you the flooder was just an anonymous person! CODESLAVE MAKES MY HEART STRTUMBLE IST NEAR LUV>

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/21/2002 06:51 PM

Heya codey what's the haps

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 06:54 PM

um, no. he's saying it's not an anonymous poster.



he's saying it was the poster named God. he's gone from the leader board.

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:54 PM

Yup. It was God. Nowhere on the list anymore.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/21/2002 06:54 PM

Codeslave... What company makes your socks? If you answer hanes then we both have something even more in common!

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
03/21/2002 06:54 PM

I believe God was also Vlad.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 06:55 PM

If anyone is interested in his 20 other login names, let me know. He often argued with himself, ran a contest and declared himself the winner, etc.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 06:56 PM

Hanes, brother Kenshin, Hanes.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/21/2002 06:56 PM

Haha, tell us!!

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 06:56 PM

dude, that's some twisted Shakespeare.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 06:56 PM

oh yeah, and were you able to determine if the flooding was generated by a script?

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 06:57 PM

Btw, I don't see my pee tubes filling up anywhere.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/21/2002 06:57 PM

Can I get some sugar and cinnamon on an order of twisted Shakespeare, please?

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 06:58 PM

Aww, God! Did you have to disappointment again? Just when Feeble was beginning to make in roads here.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 06:58 PM

Vlad ist nicht God. Vlad can reveal who Vlad is once Vlad learns personal pronouns.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 06:59 PM

Okay, list all the names please Codeslave.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:00 PM

Good, I like Vlad.

11,939 13
03/21/2002 07:00 PM

I'll spill! I'm serious here!

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:00 PM

Oh, and to resolve the armchair codeslave debate between Sleestack and Squeamish about GAB internals: both IP address and username are stored with every post. If not, how could the profile link be created?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/21/2002 07:00 PM

In real life, Timon and Joet aren't brothers. But in Gab life, codeslave is my big brother, Ford is my bi curious uncle, Trae is my girlfriend and Moon and Holli are my neighbors.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 07:01 PM

YES! Score!



(spikes router)

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:03 PM

bi curious uncle - that's the best laugh I've had all week, apart from a story about a bad touch that a friend of mine received from his proctologist. Upper GI problems usually aren't checked by sticking a finger into the patient's anus.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 07:03 PM

what about imp posts, codeslave? is just the IP stored in that case?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/21/2002 07:03 PM

This is codeslaves big comeback to Gab, ya know!?

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:04 PM

Don't tell me that Ford was right and postbear wrong?





We'll never hear the end of this one.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:04 PM

Btw, yesterday was the biggest posting day on Gab, between the infamous 8/24/2001 & 9/11/2001. 300 more threads that the closest competitor.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:06 PM

Yah for Nutbutter!!

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:06 PM

If the person is logged in, yes, it stores the username, because you still get credit for that post in the rankings. (no ratings for imps, though)

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:09 PM

> If anyone is interested in his 20 other login names, let me know. He often argued with himself, ran a contest and declared himself the winner, etc.



So?

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 07:10 PM

so is there some kind of imp feature that allows a registered user to post not under their own name and not have that name be hyperlinked to their profile?

2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:12 PM

onion needs to learn the basics of imping.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 07:13 PM

nono, see, i understand that. it was just confusing to me that registered users are actually ALLOWED to imp. almost like that feature was considered and coded in.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:13 PM

And I bet he gave himself a smilie or two, no?





Just in case someone calls you Hitler, codeslave, tell them to kiss my grits. Not yours, MINE!

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 07:14 PM

Lemme see if I can get this...



Here's the (appreviated) table:

LOGINNAME POSTEDNAME IP MESSAGE



Here's what a normal post looks like



Sleestack Sleestack 207.94.100.200 "Hi! I'm a jerk!"



An imped post by me looks like this:



Sleestack BunnyFroster 207.94.100.200 "BWAHAHAHAHAH!"



The algorythm looks and compares the postedname with the username. If it matches, it builds the HTML as a profile link.



An anonymous poster looks like this:

NO_LOGIN Hater_of_Souls 232.231.22.114 "H8 H8 H8!"

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 07:16 PM

appreviated?

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:18 PM

Enebriated?

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:18 PM

He did have a smiley, but it seems legitimately earned. He had a rating ratio of 1.744:1 (funny to boring)

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:18 PM

Oh, and is Haggis one of his alter log in names?

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:20 PM

An Imp using a dial-in connection / dynamic IP (which I'm not, if you care) would still be virtually untraceable, no?



no.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:22 PM

Will you post his alter log ins?



It's kind of like a train wreck, only there's no train.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:22 PM

Sorry Bonky, no.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:23 PM

Elfer must have been one.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:23 PM

That was for Haggis, not the logins.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:23 PM

But . . . . but . . . . you said . . . . .



It's me, isn't it? You hate me. H8 H8 H8.





I'm not the one that knocked up Melanie! Promise!

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:24 PM

Oh . . . uh. . . . . okay then.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 07:26 PM

two words, martin:



anal probe.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:27 PM

K.. call Trixxie then.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 07:28 PM

Sez it right here. "Martin Poopnoodle"



Now, will you register already? Or do I have to bring up the spongebath?

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:30 PM

They always screw up, sometime, KillWeezil. Ask Vlad. He screwed up big time once but nobody seemed to notice, heh heh heh.

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 07:31 PM

eh, he talks about you a lot.



i had to endure three hours each way to massachusetts with him telling endless admiring stories about "my friend martin".



i started muttering the name in my sleep.



plus i forgot how to spell "killweezil".

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:34 PM

btw, Chouggy, a winner is you.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:36 PM

So then, that means . . . . you'll post the names?





I'm having a garage sale on Saturday. Wanna buy a couch?

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 07:37 PM

Yaaaaaaaa!









For what?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 07:39 PM

Timon, any chance you could post my funny/boring ratio?

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
03/21/2002 07:39 PM

That bitch ass Elfer.

I seen God say that he was old timey here.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:43 PM

And when I made several spaces (for dramatic effect, I tell you!), "God" told me something to the effect of how comedy gold that whitespace was.







Is Mike Moon's imaginary girlfriend one of his alter egos?

He is, isn't he?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 07:44 PM

Is my right hand one of my alter-egos? I can't remember.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 07:46 PM

First to p0st!

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 07:46 PM

Second to post!



Doesn't have quite the right ring, does it?

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/21/2002 07:51 PM

lets play God...

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 07:58 PM

I KNEW I loved God and Vlad!!



I Frost-ing KNEW it!







codeslave, come to aushie.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 07:59 PM

lanemeyer: 4.16 funny to 1 boring

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:00 PM

Okay, I amy be askin' for it, but what's my ratio if possible Codeslave?

Bonky 75,728 15
03/21/2002 08:03 PM

Your starch to protein ratio is too high, Chouggy. I'm telling you this because I care.

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/21/2002 08:03 PM

Damn, that's fun, Adrian.



And it answers so many tough theological questions. Why do bad things happen? Because God has a blast smackin' around us punk bitches.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 08:04 PM

1bigdork



3/21/2002 1:07 am





The only known flooder on GAB is God. If it's him, then he has really tapered off since the biblical days.



Does that mean that there are crazy mad props coming my way?

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/21/2002 08:07 PM

Mine is roughly 1:6 funny:boring.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/21/2002 08:07 PM

Heheh Adrian that game rocks

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 08:07 PM

What's also funny was how vehemently "God" denied it after he misinterpreted your post.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:07 PM

No, because both Tavis and I are known flooders on GAB.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:08 PM

He did act funny when you posted that. I thought he just missed the joke.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:09 PM

Chouggy: 8.8:1

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:11 PM

That's funny:boring I hope.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:11 PM

Oh, and thanks Codeslave.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:12 PM

Codeslave, I am your succubus and also your holy spirit. Ia m also going to bed now.



happyhappy!

please stay now.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:12 PM

wait, i'm not a succubus butI think I'm in a harem of some sort. Anyway. You knpo.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 08:13 PM

God

3/21/2002 1:13 am





Not sure what you've got against me, but I'm not the one flooding. I'm in agreement with the majority of the people here, this person needs to be banned or have something done to repremand them, because this kind of behavior is going way too far.



I've spoken to Mookie on AIM once not too long ago, and he knows who I am, and who I was. I'm not the person flooding the board.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 08:14 PM

Aushie sounds sleepy.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/21/2002 08:14 PM

or tanked to her gils....

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:15 PM

Yeah, she did just get a new job...

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:18 PM

binge drinbking is fun!

ice cream instead of bed maybe.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 08:19 PM

I assumed that IP was not stored in the databse because it would be superfulous (that info is in the server log) and therefore an unneccessary use of space.



I am interested on knowing how you would consider a dial-up unregistered user to be traceable?



What happens if I use my laptop (which has never been on GAB) to dial in via AOL to a POP in North Dakota? How would you trace that back to me w/o AOL telling you my account info (if they knew) ?

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 08:20 PM

So God can get his wishes obeyed.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 08:25 PM

Squeamish, didn't you read your copy of Super Secret SysAdmin Seasonal? Sheesh, page 34, dude.



uh... I mean... you do get Super Secret SysAdmin Seasonal, don't you? I mean, not that it exists. Which it doesn't. Yeah.



(shuffles away)

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:25 PM

w/o AOL telling you my account info (if they knew) ?



I think it's pretty well established that AOL isn't that good about protecting user anonymity.



Most people don't use AOL or MSN and such, but have a local ISP, which has a fairly limited range of IPs, in which case the range of IPs can be blocked.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 08:27 PM

ixnay on the obepray...

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:28 PM

God was (drumroll please):

The Anagram Man

anonymous (as Moookie)

aY90a5749H297swh

Blinky The Spastically Twitching Squirrel

bubblesz (as "John Hargrave")

bump

CherryBuster

Carroll

degenerate

D'Generate

EIfer

Erik

Fool

GAB Collective

The GAB Collective

gibietnugget (not the real GibletNugget)

God

groovemachine (as To reduce the risk of shock - do not use outdoors)

GWAR

Butty McFistpunch

Henry Rollins

Holli

100% of Dust Mites and Their Eggs

Jello Biafra

jhargrave (as J. Hargrave)

Jesus Christ

Kraneum

Stinky The Poo-Flinging Monkey

Moses

Nietzsche

panophobia

parkayfly2002

possstbear

Punk

Spike Slawson

Splooge

Splooser

Splooserisafag

What You Say?!

z0ink (as Ralph Wiggum)

zuggabcom (as http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&)

and most importantly, Portable TV.



This wasn't his first offense.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/21/2002 08:29 PM

Holy cow. We lost half of GAB!

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:30 PM

Oh, dude, I thought you were saying you were God.



Anyway, God was cool. How can those other people be so not cool when God was so cool?



My ice cream was good/

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:30 PM

Portable TV!!!





I thought he was a cool fat kid.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:30 PM

Didn't PortableTV get banned once before?

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:30 PM

Oh wait. That was me.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/21/2002 08:31 PM

100% of Dust Mites and Their Eggs? havent this Emerson been banned once before?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:31 PM

He must've been Moon. Only Moon has that many alter-egos.



And that bastard stole the name I came up with on the original GAB (The GAB Collective).

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 08:32 PM

> degenerate

D'Generate



I knew no real lesbian would post here. DAMN!

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:32 PM

But I still love him, anyway.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:33 PM

aushie: I would sooooo take you up on it, even as a soul-sucking succubus.



Chouggy: yes, funny:boring



Squeamish: I'd been on you faster than HBO. If you where flooding with a dynamic IP, don't you think a pattern would develop eventually, ie, all those flood threads with similar topics or identical posts?

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 08:35 PM

I was also The Anagram Man

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 08:36 PM

Daaaaaaaamn. That was a busy boy.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/21/2002 08:36 PM

Well I know this much:



God=Moses=Splooge=Retard (both the username and as a descriptive)

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/21/2002 08:36 PM

Damn I should have refreshed before that huh?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 08:36 PM

Plus, unless you're using a provider which has a large enough IP range in use, all of the IPs are going to be real similar.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:38 PM

Some of these had been banned before, I made the list as complete as possible.



If only he behaved himself, he could stay. I had known that he was God for a while but left him alone since he seemed to have gotten the clue and was keeping his nose clean.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 08:38 PM

I understand, but I still don't see how ou would ever determine that it was "Squeamish."



Why do I have a feeling that somebody's going to start flooding the board from a North Dakota AOL dial-up account and I;m gonna get blamed?

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/21/2002 08:40 PM

*hides AOL disc under keyboard*



What?

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:42 PM

I just can't see how "God" (as a specific poster) was so fantastic while having so much Frosttarditude at the same time. Weird Shakespeare.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:42 PM

Yeah, Squeamish was The Anagram Man until God registered it.



Like I said, Squeamish, people always screw up. You could flood to your hearts content with a secondary dialup account, but there will be one time, one lonely time, that a scat porn thread will trip you up and you forget to switch IPs or logins. Again, ask Vlad if he remembers.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/21/2002 08:43 PM

Timon, I'm sure that his actions are against rr.com's Terms of Service/Acceptable Use Policy.



You should drop them a line and let them know they have a luser to take care of.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:44 PM

In an interesting tidbit, aushie was the person who ranked God as funny the most :)



Like I said, I knew who God was, but since his posts were funny, on-topic, non-floody, non-flamey, I didn't do anything about it. Why he spazzed out is anybody's guess.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:44 PM

must pass into alcohol0-induced sleep now, nighta ll

The Mad Sipper 63 11
03/21/2002 08:45 PM

He's right, dude.



I once posted something as "The Mad Sipper" that I meant to post as my "real self". Not Maharishi! If it had a post about something been more identifiable like scat porn (if I was Squeemish) I would have been screwed. Nobody noticed though.

aushie 5,580 13
03/21/2002 08:45 PM

dude, just saw that, I must suck so much ass.



God rocked, but only as God.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/21/2002 08:46 PM

Was it Rocking Donkey?



Let's not beat round the bush here.

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 08:47 PM

Callie, I've recommended as such to John. Hamhock's posts went that way.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 08:47 PM

Yeah, he posted as The Anagram Man first, but then I did, too.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/21/2002 08:48 PM

God will be sucking some Codeslave dick now!

onion 12,319 12
03/21/2002 08:51 PM

codeslave, i just have to say how awesome i think it is that you're not protecting this guy and letting us in on exactly how much havoc he's caused. i was pretty irked yesterday when it seemed like nothing was going to be done and the board was ruined until he got bored and stopped, but i really appreciate your efforts and candidness with us.



it's nice to have you back, even if it's just for a short while.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 08:53 PM

I thank you too, Tim. Gab was getting mighty unattractive. You've done us all a tremendous favor.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/21/2002 08:55 PM

Maybe codeslave was flooding the board, and then pretended to stop it so we would all like him more so he could start posting as "codeslave" again instead of "Kenshin."



</conspiracy theory>

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/21/2002 08:57 PM

Shhh! do you want postbear to go nuts again?

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 08:58 PM

go?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/21/2002 09:00 PM

I can only echo onion and Candie.



Thanks-thanks so much, Codeslave!

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/21/2002 09:07 PM

what the hell are you talking aobut? God sucked Hitler balls.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 09:08 PM

So who did Mr. God Maha the most?

Herr Referenz 756 11
03/21/2002 09:21 PM

Tim, thank you for restoring Gab back to its former glory (or un-glory, whichever may be).

codeslave 2,111 13
03/21/2002 09:23 PM

God spread his love and hate around fairly evenly, as far as ratings go.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/21/2002 09:25 PM

The Christians are going to be pissed.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
03/21/2002 09:42 PM

Thanks, Timon.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/21/2002 09:44 PM

wow



and thank you Codeslave for taking out the trash.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/21/2002 09:45 PM

Now, I want to know who Vlad is.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 10:21 PM

I thought Vlad was God. Guess I was wrong.



No, DR. I'm reformed. I don't flood anymore. This little episode has gone a long way to show me how annoying the Thread Police must have been.

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 10:56 PM

Couple of thingies codie

a)I have always been kind of iffie on you, but now, you=da man. but the good kind, not like faking the moon landing da man.

2)who sipped from the butnugget the most? please tell me it was me, i hated that Frosttard in every name. (even though he at times made some great posts, he was a Frosttard, sorry, aush)

q)can you find out what my original name on gab was before i left last year around june? I've been tryin to remember ever since i got back.

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:00 PM

frankly, when he started posting as god, i both publicly and privately asked him to stop, and he publicly lambasted me, and privately teased me in an extremely ignorant and prejudiced manner. i was really close to changing my name to "Ogden Nash" to prove a point about how a name can be offensive to certain groups only, even ones which are of little representation in gab. but i decided it was beneath me. now is the happiest i've ever been in reading gab, starting as a lurk back in 2.0

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 11:01 PM

What the Frost is wrong with posting as God?

38,986 14
03/21/2002 11:02 PM

Whatchoo talkin'bout Willis?

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:10 PM

i am just privately offended by it. i hold my religion sacred and direct blasphemy of it i find offensive. sorry, it's the way i am. but i was trying to be tolerant, which is why i made a direct and curteous appeal to him to not post as god. do you see how in the same way Ogden Nash just might bother some people?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/21/2002 11:12 PM

You posting as tequila offends my religion of being a sloppy drunk. Please stop.



Get a life, dude. Frost-ing people are too damn sensitive.

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:23 PM

if my name really were to offend you in some way, and you told me, i would change my name. i wouldn't tout you're religion or problem. i'm just not an Emerson like that i guess.

4,807 13
03/21/2002 11:25 PM

Jesus is a big fat dickhead.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/21/2002 11:28 PM

If nothing is offensive, than nothing matters, and you should stop saying things that anyone asks to stop saying, for any reason whatsoever.



It's only the fact that we have values that means free speech matters. If we have values, then we can be offended.



I demand the right to censor YOU.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/21/2002 11:31 PM

You rock, Tim. I think we all owe you a collective blowjob.



The funny (I guess) thing is that even though Postbear was wrong about the flooder being Kenshin, he'll never admit it or apologize because he thinks you ARE kenshin, which means YOU are the one who flooded the board, which means you're lying to us all.



He's funny that way.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/21/2002 11:35 PM

hmm, were it me, i would have been torn for a time, cuz i'm a nice guy and all, but ultimately i think i would have told you to tough it out.



/honest

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:36 PM

My point is, i never asked for any sort of censorship. He chose his name and had the right to use it. What i asked for was common curtesy.

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:37 PM

thank you dinesh, if that was your choice i would have respected that. what got me more is the things he did in return to my being open and candid.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/21/2002 11:46 PM

Nutbustr-



You go first!

da_pope 1,483 13
03/21/2002 11:50 PM

any catholics in the room? and by catholic, i mean nambla members!!









try the veal!

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/21/2002 11:52 PM

He'll be here all week!



tip your waitstaff!

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/21/2002 11:54 PM

we're a wooden dummy away from the worst stage act ever.







Come on, some one hase to have wood, dummy.

Candie Kohrne Signora Con i Gatti 8,640 15
03/21/2002 11:56 PM

I'm so offended by Phuc's name!!





























































Because it makes me horny.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 12:01 AM

*Ass-rapes the baby Jesus with the severed penis of a lynched Ogden Nash*

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/22/2002 12:05 AM

wow. just wow.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 12:06 AM

Why does postbear need to apologize? For one thing thinking it was Kenshin was a fair assumption. I can't imagine why anyone here would ever need to apologize to Kenshin for anything.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 12:08 AM

Here. *offers the Ogden Nash dick* Lick the crap off, it's holy crap!

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/22/2002 12:08 AM

i will say that lately kenshin has been back to being a semi human. Case in point, when was the last time someone bumped the OKNPA?



I'm just waiting for him to again complete the cycle and screw up the almost person status he's working on.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 12:12 AM

don't worry he's just acting

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/22/2002 12:16 AM

I owe Kenshin a small apology, because I suspected that he was the flooder (although I didn't say so publically).

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/22/2002 12:25 AM

Apology excepted, I wouldn't flood a board I like.

Cap'n Stuby AND MR. HYDE 17,826 13
03/22/2002 12:48 AM

Hey Kenshin, we really fooled 'em this time, eh?





So where's my 10 bucks? You said I could have 10 bucks at the end of all of this...right?

Michael Daniel Leo O'Neill Moon 4,366 14
03/22/2002 01:19 AM

So it wasn't me? Dammit. I was hoping it was so I could be banned and spend less time explaining that I'm not Kenshin.

postbear 10,158 13
03/22/2002 01:26 AM

"the funny (i guess) thing is that even though postbear was wrong about the flooder being kenshin, he'll never admit it or apologize because he thinks you ARE kenshin, which means YOU are the one who flooded the board, which means you're lying to us all.



he's funny that way."



-- nutbuster.



"why does postbear need to apologize? for one thing thinking it was kenshin was a fair assumption. i can't imagine why anyone here would ever need to apologize to kenshin for anything."



-- scooter brown.



thanks, scooter. we don't always agree, but you're okay in my books too.



as for this whole mess: i'm glad it's over (if over it truly is). and nutbuster is correct -- i won't admit i'm wrong or apologize. the crimes that the poster known as god committed were no different than those committed by kenshin. board flooding and the creation of secondary and tertiary (and beyond) log-ins are part of the miserables idiot's pattern of behaviour. why ban god if a contradictory precedent was already set?



as for apologies, i suggest you stop holding your breath. as scooter pointed out, i had every reason to believe that extremely bad behaviour would originate with kenshin. those of you willing to forgive trespasses may do so all you like. those of you with short memories are also free to go about your business. there are a few of us here, however, who are otherwise inclined. and as it keeps Frost-ing up and the board gets flooded again, keep in mind that some of us have the sense to want it gone.



there's more to say, but let's get back to the humour.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/22/2002 01:31 AM

*high fives PB*

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/22/2002 01:16 PM

hehe...he said "otherwise inclined"





guess this is a little late, but Thanks Codeslave! Your efforts have always been appreciated!

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/22/2002 01:19 PM

I'm guessing Tequila-man is not a regular poster to the alt.Frost.the.skull.of.jesus newsgroup?

+17Chickens, token hick 286,208 61
03/22/2002 04:46 PM

Whoa? You're keeping records on us?

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 04:57 PM

Maybe I'm just in the afterglow of Codey's vulgar display of awesome power. But Codey seems to have cooled up a bit since last time.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/22/2002 04:58 PM

I find I enjoy a cigarette whne I'm in the afterglow of Codeslaves awesome power demonstration.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/22/2002 04:58 PM

He's all 'suck on my massive coding Coleridge, bitch'.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
03/22/2002 06:57 PM

thanks, slave.



postbear shouldn't have had to apologize to kenshin, but giving thanks to codeslave would be decent. he won't though, cause it would go against his one-dimensional thought process concerning da slave.

postbear 10,158 13
03/22/2002 10:25 PM

it's good to have opinions, HBE.



remember to admonish everyone who didn't thank codeslave in this thread.





goes careening off into another dimension.

H8 Patrol 78,550 13
03/23/2002 04:44 PM

I am now officially extremely confused. God was flooding? Kenshin was God? God is dead?

As a footnote, anyone remember the "Ask Yiddle" thread where Yiddle busted himself by answering under his "real" log in? Someone called him and he fessed up.

Did you guys have big problems with God or whoever the hell he was this past week?

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
03/23/2002 06:37 PM

point taken.