Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/23/2002 03:38 PM

Not a bad thread, Kenshin. I'll get back to you with my nominations.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/23/2002 03:39 PM

Yay! 10 more nominee's tomorrow!

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/23/2002 03:51 PM

did I day yay?

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/23/2002 03:53 PM

say yay today and be fey!

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/23/2002 03:55 PM

Yay!

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/23/2002 03:58 PM

Kenshin, because he's a comedic genius.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/23/2002 03:58 PM

I did my thesis in Pimpinology, not Parapsychology.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/23/2002 04:00 PM

I heard that many Cadillac accessories are made by "Pimpmobile Products, Inc."

aushie 5,580 13
03/23/2002 04:05 PM

The 10 most deserving clearly are:





Me

Jinx

Candie

Onion

Brooke

Bonky

Trae

Callie Mollari

Melanie

and

Trixxie



because out of the top 50 "all time funniest contributors," we're the prettiest.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/23/2002 04:08 PM

Why is Kenshin no where on that list? He's a comedic genious I tell you!

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/23/2002 04:10 PM

Looks at aushie with hurt puppy dog eyes

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/23/2002 06:11 PM

Barking Pumpkin, it's because Aushie was spawned straight from the devil. Heck, if she bases her nominee's soley on that list it would be more like,



Kenshin

Barking Pumpkin

Ford

Moon

Codeslave

John

Kenshin

codeslave

Therlin

Barking Pumpkin

Moon

Ford

Therlin

John

--------



You see, us six are so goodlooking alone, Vagina's practically cling onto our penises.



By the way, list all of your nominees and explain why ; )



Heck,

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
03/23/2002 06:12 PM

That was a list of 14.

Phoenix Dark 457 11
03/23/2002 06:13 PM

Why aren't I on any of the lists?

















... oh yeah.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
03/23/2002 06:18 PM

Who is Phoenix Dark? A newbie or a dark horse of the impending Gab apocalypse?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/23/2002 09:39 PM

Poenix, It's because I have no idea who you are.

Microcube (same great taste) 13,428 12
03/23/2002 09:40 PM

and how come I'm not on your list?

d8uv the h8d 3,011 13
03/23/2002 09:42 PM

Let me guess, I'm not on your list because I'm a smelly poo-poo head.



Am I right?

Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/23/2002 09:42 PM

Kenshin, I'm quite hurt.



Nobody supports you the way I do. Nobody.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/23/2002 09:52 PM

My list is:



Kenshin: Because he's a comedic genius!

Nutbutter: Nobody does bitter like Nutbutter.

John Hargrave: Because he created the monster that is GAB

Codeslave: Because he fixes the monster that is GAB.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
03/23/2002 09:53 PM

N-n-no, it's "no one does bitter like Nitwitter".

two shots wako, one shot tequila 12,056 12
03/23/2002 10:00 PM

Hargrave:duh



Kenshin:simultaneously so completely loved and hated.



Jinx:cracks me up. and i love her



Marilyn:might just drink as much as i do



codeslave:giant code Coleridge



ford:giant engorged pulsing brain



Squemish:a little funny mixed well with a little smart. also cause he's watching me.



Phoenix:best noob



me:wouldn't you choose yourself if you could?



vicar:funniest



vlad:best running gag, never yet caught screwing up.

Marilyn 12,471 13
03/23/2002 10:03 PM

I like those close up mirrors so you can have a clean face.

Jailbait 0 0
03/24/2002 03:21 AM

Yeah, I found this thread while searching for my name. Anywho, here's my list:



Me: Just so I could put it on my NHS forms.

Mookie: He helped me with homework constantly last tri.

Declan: I used much of his 20s info in a DBQ that got a pretty good grade.

John: He invented Zug!

Microcube: He sends me death metal and folk rock.

Gecko & Donk: They count as one person because they're both happy.

Aushie: She's pretty, and I want to be just like her when I grow up.

Codie: He's got good GUM.

Stuby: He's got even lower self-esteem than I do. He could use a boost.

Squeamie: He simultaneously stalks me and corrects my grammar. What more could one ask for?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/24/2002 04:07 AM

Another list I should be on... sigh, Sorry nutter, you'l get nominated tmorrow

Jailbait 0 0
03/24/2002 04:10 AM

And what about ME?!? Sometimes, mister, I think you're just SAYING you love me, and you don't really mean it. That would just kill me inside!



*runs off weeping*

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/24/2002 06:08 AM

This years nominations for the most coveted GABBY Award, the award for "Being deranged enough to make GAB very interesting from time to time with their antics, yet still managing to get away with living normaly (despite popular opinion) by the rest of society" are....



Microcube, The Rockin' Donkey, Mr. Gecko, The Maharashi, Cap'n Stuby, Tavis, Rat Eating Garbage Man, Elvis, Kenshin, and Demon Disciple.



The Award will be presented by last year's winner, Pee Pee the Sailor Man, but that's to come a little later. First we're pleased to annouce that the tied for "Best Know-It-All" between Ford Prefect & Squemish, was settled peacefully backstage when squemy respectfully swallowed ford whole.



Also, The Award for "Most Tolerant", after much debate, goes to Ded_Freex for playing CS with us, but more importantly for putting up with The Maharashi in real life for christ knows how long. On a sadder note, Shelby the Talking Clam was suppossed to be official, but she's gone into labor, attempting to pop out her 3rd and 4th welfare babies, and will instead, be replaced by onion, in a stunning little two-piece, made entirely out of discarded shag carpeting, just for all you carpet munchers out there. For everyone else, the outfit will most likely be in JC Penny's by the end of the week.

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/24/2002 06:08 AM

Speaking of Females, The Nominations for "Easiest Gabber" are Sexhead, Trae and Marilyn, here to present the award, is Ms. Onion.

Onion : And the award goes to... *opens envelope*

Jailbait : Not so fast! *tackles onion, and the two role around catfight style, only to be drug offstage by security*

Announcer : Uh, good thing we prepared guest presenters. *signals offstage* And here's last year's winner, Red. The Award goes to Marilyn, congratulations Marilyn! *Marilyn staggers across the stage, take the award, waves cynically at the crowd with a sneer on her face and afalls ofstage. Speaking of security though, in other news the police were required backstage to make an arrest after a brawl errupted.



It Seems that Manhattan Fever was jumped backstage, after recieving the "Most Amusing Drug Addict" Award, by a one Crackbeer, in a fit of jealousy. The fight turned viscious when Mr. Scooter Brown jumped in, whom upon seeing crackbeer, assumed they were having a free-for-all to determine the winner for "Poster dropped on his head most as a child". Everything was cleared up afterwards, and the police were able to escort both crackbeer, and scooter from the premises. Crackbeer was charged with assault, and was returned to the mental facility from whence he came, while scooter brown was extradited to georgia to stand trial for 812 counts of statutory rape on on 16 girls, 3 young boys, a hunter AND his two hound dogs, and a Coleridgeatoo. Nobody was available for comment at the time.



Also, we regret to inform you, that despite the recent flooding of the board, Mike Moon has managed to somehow hold onto the award for "Most Futiley Annoying SOB".

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/24/2002 06:09 AM

Now, here to present the award for "Best Medicated Gabbers", give a warm round of applause for the previous winners of this relatively new award, Bonky, and The Dirty Vicar.



Vicar : *Clears throat* And the winner this year, by a landslide, was Dead Robot!



*camera pans to the QTA table where Evil Panda, Declan McManus, and Therlin are the only one's who haven't run from Postbear's psychotic rampage over who Frost-ing knows what, and as he walks toward the camera and unzips his fly, cursing like, well, Pee Pee the Sailor Man, The camera blacks and the screen goes to the Technical Difficulites message*

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/24/2002 06:11 AM

BTW, if that shows up on the bits thing, only slightly shorter, it's because I didn't realize there was already a "The Gabby Awards thread", and also because I'm an inattentative mongoloid. Thank you, and good evening. Stay tuned for your Nightly News on your weather station, ZUG 13.

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/24/2002 06:13 AM

and shelby was suppossed to be THE official AWARDS PRESENTER. I'm going to go to sleep now, before I make myself look like a bigger Frostup then usual? Oh that's right, it's not possible. Frost it anyway, g'night folks.

Superkitten 3,425 0
03/24/2002 04:24 PM

Kenshin: You need Bob's help.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/24/2002 07:52 PM

Thanks super kitten, that touched me.