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Dude walks into the store today slaps down an opened Playboy Nudes (special edition playboy out every few months) and exclaims, "I need to exchange this, nothing but hairy bushed bitches in here". I explain that opened adult magazines can not be returned (used adult magazines as I put it). The dude went on and ranted for five minutes that "Nudes" was false advertising. Nudes should mean shaved vage. I explained that it was not false as the ladies in the magazine were in fact completly naked and hence nude. He left in a huff.
2nd story about adult mags. Guy comes in on monday and asks if we have a book called "How to save your marriage" or something like that. We didn't. He bought the Playboy with tiffany instead. 2 days later he comes in asking for a different book about divorcing your spouse. We didnt have it. He bought the Girls of Penthouse and Penthouse Forum. Friday he came in and bought Playboy Nudes, Playboy Blondes Brunettes and Redheads and the best of Penthouse Forum. Today he came in declared, "Dont get married" and bought Penthouse. I see this as my own little window into the world that is out there.
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Phuc 237,915  21
03/24/2002 08:39 PM
It's the kind of window that you have to pay 50 cents to look through for five minutes.
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Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/24/2002 08:39 PM
Funny. But I'm still not clicking your otto.
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/24/2002 08:39 PM
That last story needs to be put to music
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Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/24/2002 08:40 PM
My first post was for Moon.
This post is for Al. I'm definitely clicking your otto.
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Fantabulous Jinxosity 5,835 13
03/24/2002 08:42 PM
Moon, were you promoted from calendars to dirty magazines?
Dude!
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Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/24/2002 08:42 PM
I will have to wait and see if they really are hairy bushed bitches when we toss them.
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Alienyst 2,371 12
03/24/2002 08:42 PM
50? I been paying 75 all these years...
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Mike Moon, Crazy Ass Negro 4,366 14
03/24/2002 08:43 PM
I'm assistant manager of the Waldenbooks in our local mall! I doubled my pay in just under 6 months. (As soon as it Frost-ing goes thru those Coleridgesuckers in payroll, three months back pay w00t!)
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Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/24/2002 08:49 PM
toss them, or toss off?
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/24/2002 08:54 PM
i thought this thread was gonna be about GWBs daughtres.
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/24/2002 08:54 PM
daughters
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Kenshin 2,469 13
03/24/2002 08:56 PM
Hahaha, Moon, you are a CRAZY ASS NEGRO!
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Kenshin 2,469 13
03/24/2002 09:18 PM
Talk to me here....
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/24/2002 09:21 PM
Did you ever see the movie 1984?
That chick had a longhaired aminal in her crotch.
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Alienyst 2,371 12
03/24/2002 10:55 PM
a little hirsuteness is ok...think of it as killing two birds with one stone - floss and sex
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Marty McFly 19,242 12
01/26/2003 01:30 PM
Time to revive a classic.
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Phuc 237,915 21
12/19/2004 11:11 PM
Nice try, bungholio.
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Phuc 237,915 21
05/11/2006 01:05 PM
You, too, Shooshie. You're cut.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
05/11/2006 01:10 PM
Al is talking to himself. I guess it took him a year and a half to think of a good comeback.
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Phuc 237,915 21
05/11/2006 01:17 PM
What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
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All Trixxie, and a Bag of Corn Chips 65,021 15
05/11/2006 03:50 PM
Damn: rape is for the mother, Sugar for the Gas tank, rape is for the mother, sugar for the gas tank, rape is for the mother, sugar for the gas tank. I knew I was doing something wrong.
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Cantremember 658 7
08/15/2006 01:35 PM
"News reports say that gas tank related rapings have declined 86% today"
"Sugar stocks: up"
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