Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:16 AM

After Makeup



Before Makeup

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/26/2002 12:17 AM

Thou hast been clicked, Fronzie

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/26/2002 12:18 AM

And someone *cough*Kenshin*cough* sipped it.....

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/26/2002 12:19 AM

And now it's back

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:20 AM

I don't think she is ugly, she is very average looking.





Now if she came to me and said "I want to make the beast with two backs" I wouldn't turn her down.



But she did turn Tom Cruise homo, so you have to wonder what happens when she gets her freak on.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:21 AM

Why You sip my Pee?!?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/26/2002 12:22 AM

Read the quote, You never said she was average, and for the record, it's pretty lame to assume I am the one that maharishied him.

67,630 16
03/26/2002 12:23 AM

...you think postbear is imping you? He has the balls to say it to your face.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:24 AM

Well I clicked it back dawn you all to hell

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:25 AM

dawn = damn



I don't get the Sarah Jessica Parker thing either.



Or Sandra Bullock.



She's one of those beautiful/ugle people.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:26 AM

ugle = ugly. DAMN.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/26/2002 12:26 AM

Just to prove I never maharishied him, I will do it on his second post RIGHT now.

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/26/2002 12:26 AM

Well I clicked it back dawn you all to hell



Hey!

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/26/2002 12:27 AM

Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock are pretty enough. It's Uma Thurman I don't get.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:28 AM

Sorry, twasn't a brainfart either.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:28 AM

I said she isn't pretty with out makeup. That is about average.



You take 90% of the women off the street and give them the same makeup artists you would get a pretty woman from an average looking woman. And the woman off the street may be able to act.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:29 AM

Yasmine Bleeth.



Farouzah Balik or whosichichimama.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/26/2002 12:31 AM

Pretty doesn'y matter with make up, Nicole Kidman has a great bone structure, a beautiful body and a voice of gold, make up is merely paint. It's what's behind all the make up that counts.



By the way, I do think Sarah is ugly.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:31 AM

Uma is far too lanky to be attractive.

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/26/2002 12:32 AM

Yippy, are you saying that those are pretty women or average women?

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/26/2002 12:33 AM

said she isn't pretty with out makeup. That is about average.





No, you said



Especially if she wasn't had a team of make up artists plastering her face.



Quit bending what's already been written!

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:33 AM

Ain't nothing wrong with Uma.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:34 AM

I don't know what I'm saying. They confuse me. I just can't tell!

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/26/2002 12:34 AM

You're the one doing the bending. Apparently he never said she was ugly.

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/26/2002 12:35 AM

Just wondering cause lots of people have said I resemble Fairuza.

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/26/2002 12:36 AM

My, Dawn, The last thing I bent was my wiener last nught.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 12:36 AM

Yes, Nicole Kidman is pretty.



No, she is not a good actress.



Yes, Sandra Bullock is pretty.



No, she is not a good actress.



Sarah Jessica Parker is kinda cute, in a "I-haven't-had-a-date-in-a-real-long-time" kinda way.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 12:37 AM

Candie Khorne looks like...



uh...



Candie Khorne?



I DON'T KNOW!

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:37 AM

I think Fairuza is attractive.



Sometimes it's like that low light high light episode of Seinfeld though.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:38 AM

She can be pretty, but so can I if enough people spend time on it.





I think any women worth pulling myself blind over is one that looks half way decent without needing a fortune in makeup.





As we say in the south "she cleans up well"

Kenshin 2,469 13
03/26/2002 12:40 AM

She doesn't need make up to be pretty! Read my above posts... are you even reading this board?

Oscillometric Digital Blood Pressure Monitor 1,686 13
03/26/2002 12:40 AM

What?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 12:42 AM

Like she'd frost any of us.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:42 AM

Boy do I sound superficial.



EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL HORAY

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/26/2002 12:46 AM

I've never heard of Fairuzaauzua before. This picture looks nothing like you



Looking at this picture, I can almost see a resemblance. Change the hair color and style, get that stupid look and possibly some reconstructive sugery, you'd be a dead ringer.





I've been told I look like Matthew Broderick.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 12:47 AM

I've been told I look like Nutbutter's ass.

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/26/2002 12:49 AM

Someday I'll come up with a better comparison.

4,807 13
03/26/2002 12:50 AM

Nicole is a hideous bitch. And she's lousy in the sack. Why do you think I only suck Coleridge now?

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:50 AM

Hey! Separated at birth!

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 12:51 AM

Nicole is a hideous bitch. And she's lousy in the sack. Why do you think I only suck Coleridge now?



Because you liked it when you gave Booger head on the set of Risky Business?

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 12:53 AM

Penelope Cruz has a penis?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 01:01 AM

Penelope Cruz has a penis?



Re-read what I wrote: Because you liked it when you gave Booger head on the set of Risky Business?

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/26/2002 01:07 AM

Penelope Cruz played Booger? Holy crap, dude.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/26/2002 01:08 AM

I didn't know that either.

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 01:31 AM

Nicole is a hideous bitch. And she's lousy in the sack. Why do you think I only suck Coleridge now?



PENELOPE CRUZ HAS A PENIS?



Hope that clears that up.

AmyPoo 2,710 12
03/26/2002 03:21 AM

my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend had a faruzawhatsyface thing going on too. except not so much the spawn of satan aspect.



did you guys see the craft? what a nutjob! she played that part wayyyyy too well.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/26/2002 04:53 AM

Damn, that picture of Nicole without makeup in UUUUGGGGGLY!!!

aushie, freakin' zz top troll-boy 5,580 13
03/26/2002 07:48 AM

I'll tell you who I think is naaaasty:



Juliette Lewis.



I mean, come on!

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/26/2002 09:24 AM

Nicole appears to be the type of woman that no matter how many showers/baths she takes, she will still have this nasty little stink down there...







personally I find her repulsive...in a squeamish sort of way...

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
03/26/2002 09:37 AM

aushie rules. Ding ding ding!

Pentacle5 0 6
09/13/2006 05:02 PM

Sarah Jessica parker = ugly

Uma Thurman = weird looking

Sandra Bullock = plain

Jessica Simpson = jawline too masculine, and mouth too wide

Britney Spears = looks like a scary doll















Nicole Kidman? BEAUTIFUL! It's those eyes along with her lip shape. And she CAN act, see her in The Hours. But in every serious movie I've seen her in, she really carries the emotion. I cry every time I see Moulin Rouge (not that Moulin Rouge is exactly serious) or Cold Mountain. And in The Stepford Wives? That was a comedy. Come on! Does one reeeally have to act well in a comedy? You just have to be funny.



Mouse poo poo! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!

...Don't ask...

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/13/2006 05:05 PM

<action>just stands back out of the way to watch the reaming</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,155 32
09/13/2006 05:08 PM

I gotta tell ya, Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are my second and third wishes should I ever find that lamp.

Midgets 95,967 48
09/13/2006 05:10 PM

<action>steps past Dave</action>



Pentacle, there are penalties for bumping this old of a thread.

There's something involving a timemachine and a coathager, but I'm not going to go into that one.



Since your new you may send me titty pics, unless you're ugly or fat in which case you send them to Dave.

Let this be a lesson to you.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
09/13/2006 05:19 PM

do whatever you want, pentacle.

Kushinna 0 4
09/17/2010 01:38 AM

Yes Nicloe Kidman is ugly. She is a natural kinky redheaded women. If Hollywood would not have dyed and straighten her hair, she would have never made it. She is a drugstore beauty. If she is so hot why doesnt she sport her natural looks?

dinesh 24,862 16
09/17/2010 08:46 AM

nice thread necro.