The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/27/2002 05:43 PM

Yeah, yeah. You're sounding like the cheerleader who accidentally mentioned she thought the biggest geek in school was cute.

dr froglord 9,243 13
03/27/2002 05:45 PM

Oh come on! Sip it! You know you want to. All the other girls are doing it.











If you loved me, you would sip it.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/27/2002 05:46 PM

I'm afraid I cannot sign your petition/pledgie thingie. There are times when stuff just sucks. It's not when someone is trying to be silly and posts something that offends me, I don't sip from that. It's the blatant attacks and insults (unless of course they're true).





PISS PISS PISS!

Bonky 75,728 15
03/27/2002 05:48 PM

(And when I say 'offends me,' I mean, ca ca) But I don't unsip just because I don't find something funny that others may find funny?





Do you dig what I'm sayin'?

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/27/2002 05:49 PM

I remember once when I fell off a swing and everyone else at the playground ran away. I could have been hurt you know.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/27/2002 05:49 PM

On Miss Immer's stern orders, I sip Miss Onion and Mr. Nutbutter whenever I can.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/27/2002 05:50 PM

See? To me, that was funny. I peed on Alienyst because he said something funny.

You see?

onion 12,319 12
03/27/2002 05:50 PM

'fraid i'm gonna have to go with bonklette on this one. i reserve the right to sip someone who deserves it for:



1. completely missing the point;

2. liking windows;

3. not liking me and doting on everything i say at all times for ever and ever, amen.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/27/2002 05:52 PM

AND, anybody that don't like them ponies!

onion 12,319 12
03/27/2002 05:52 PM

yarrr!





kachung.

dr froglord 9,243 13
03/27/2002 05:53 PM

We all should be nicer and that means no sipping.





Windows Roolz!





Onion makes everyone cry with her spiteful, carpet-munchin' Jetta-drivin' posts.

Bonky 75,728 15
03/27/2002 05:55 PM

Let the bonnie tampons roulont!

aushie, freakin' zz top troll-boy 5,580 13
03/27/2002 05:55 PM

I haven't ever sipped anything that's been funny to someone else, but I've sipped when people are being horribly hurtful.



And I have to admit that I sipped a lot of Stuby's posts when we first found out that he was artifically inflating his rankings. But I've clicked a lot of Stuby's posts since then when he's actually been funny.

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/27/2002 05:59 PM

I support eliminating maharishies. But as long as people are going to be sipping my piss, I'm gonna do it too.

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/27/2002 06:01 PM

I sip, I admit it...but usually to stuff I find offensive in a general sense...since nothing personally offends me...









thanks Bonky! I am all a tingle! and for the record I have peed on you many times....





I am definitely more of a pee-er than a sipper

onion 12,319 12
03/27/2002 06:01 PM

you scratch your butt and sniff your finger afterward.



and keep a little pink journal about your findings. the journal has a lock.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/27/2002 06:02 PM

Ewwwwwwww.

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/27/2002 06:02 PM

although when I was in high school I had the nickname 'slippers'









NO! I won't tell you why... it's...well it is just....it is just one of those things

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/27/2002 06:05 PM

I don't do that onion...but when we were young adolescents (me, my sister and brother that is) my brother jumped out into the hallway, exposed his bare ass to my sister expecting to fart, and instead he Shakespeare all over the place. all I could think of at the time was "Eeeeewwwwww! Fudge out!"









the things we remember of childhood.....

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/27/2002 06:11 PM

I don't know if I ever told this story before, but here it goes.



Bunch of us hanging out in somebody's living room drunk off our asses. Dude farts. We laugh. Fart stinks. "Dude, are you sure that was jsut a fart?"

Stink does not go away

"Dude I don't think that was a fart." "Shut up man"

Stink lingers on

"Dude I really think you should maybe check yourself. Farts do not linger this long"

Dude sticks his hand down the back of his pants. "OH MY GOD I Shakespeare MYSELF"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/27/2002 06:13 PM

"... and that dude's name was Miyu."

75,728 15
03/27/2002 06:14 PM

dude that was like totally supposed to be a secret

you pinky swore!

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/27/2002 06:15 PM

I think maybe I shouldn't have brought that particular topic up

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
03/27/2002 06:16 PM

Nutbutter is my only friend. This was somebody else. You are so busted!

postbear 10,158 13
03/27/2002 06:47 PM

it's just you and me, jinx.



i haven't and i won't.

Superkitten 3,425 0
03/27/2002 06:48 PM

I'll never, ever sip from someone's pee tube. Except Vicar's.

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/27/2002 06:49 PM

Dude, it's the great vicious cycle that is GAB, we must feed its spitefulness that it embeds in each and every one of us. I'm all for it, bitches.

The Mad Sipper 63 11
03/27/2002 06:49 PM

I just sipped the Frost out the anti-sip thread!!!



Frost you!

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/27/2002 06:49 PM

Theeeese nuts

Are cryin

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/27/2002 06:51 PM

I so rarely Maha, therefore, I shall join in this general no sipping hilarity.

The Mad Sipper 63 11
03/27/2002 06:51 PM

Quit calling it maha, Frosters!

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/27/2002 06:52 PM

Bitch, shut your piehole.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/27/2002 06:53 PM

right there with you postie. i click when something makes me chuckle, or i find it particularly witty. no sipping here.

The Mad Sipper 63 11
03/27/2002 06:53 PM

Eat a bowl of dicks, jackass!

The Mad Sipper 63 11
03/27/2002 06:53 PM

I sip all you faggots.

postbear 10,158 13
03/27/2002 07:17 PM

your hostility sounds contrived.



maybe you should work on your self-loathing some more.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
03/27/2002 07:22 PM

I don't know about you guys, but I have never seen anything offensive on this board.





Oh, I never sip pee. A general rule.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/27/2002 07:31 PM

I sip all you faggots.



Fag.



I will also NOT sign this petition. I rarely maharishi someones posts. But I reserve the right to do so.

Traelicious 156,785 17
03/27/2002 07:36 PM

My name is Trae, and I'm a sipper.







I said sIpper not sTripper, you geeks!

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
03/27/2002 07:38 PM

slathers up



re-reads Trae's post



Shakespeare.

Superkitten 3,425 0
03/27/2002 08:15 PM

I sipped the Frost out of the sipping Frost in the anti-sip thread! Frost you!

Traelicious 156,785 17
03/27/2002 08:29 PM

I sipped so much I had to regurgitate it back out and gave it to you SK!