Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/29/2002 12:04 AM

I have dr. pepper bubbles in my sinus cavities, and dripping out my nose. Then I read your post, now I'm bleeding.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/29/2002 12:08 AM

Postbear, you are an evil, evil man.



Have you tried out the new "closing time music" yet?

The tard formerly known as wako 12,056 12
03/29/2002 12:11 AM

Bows before the homoerotic might of PB's improv ability

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/29/2002 12:14 AM

"If this makes me gay, so be it. I want first crack at that turd cutter!"

postbear 10,158 13
03/29/2002 12:33 AM

i can't wait to see the beer rep again so i can tell her.



yeah, adrian, i played a few cuts. the customers are used to me, though -- i have played the jingle cats at last call, and nobody flinches.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/29/2002 12:34 AM

Damn, Toronto fags are a though crew.

Jailbait 0 0
03/29/2002 12:44 AM

Whoa, Postie, you probably shouldn't tell her you called her a man. She may not appreciate it as much as we all have.

Crescent Fresh AT GOAL 10,666 13
03/29/2002 12:45 AM

She hangs out with hairy fags all day, I think she can handle a joke.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/29/2002 12:51 AM

You callin' hairy fags a joke?

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/29/2002 01:05 AM

have you ever seen the look on someone's face when they light the cigg in which you've replaced all the nicotine with pubic hair? It's more than a joke, it's a primetime sitcom.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
03/29/2002 01:08 AM

That was very mean. Funny, but mean. Vlad thinks you may have caused permanent damage to their minds. That's not very nice.

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/29/2002 01:09 AM

It's threads like this that make me aware of my unworthiness.



I didn't realize that working for and living among The Man had dulled my edge until Mr. postbear whipped up a few batches of innocent bystander tartar.

Sexhead, Succubus-In-Training 12,287 12
03/29/2002 01:23 AM

VLAD!!!!!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/29/2002 01:28 AM

How to make a straight man cry:



<phone sex>

"I'm sooo hot right now, will you pinch your nipples for me? Yeah? Oooh, I love it when a man does that. Now, rub that smooth taut chest and belly of yours. Oooooh, baby. I can hardly stand to watch! Now, undo your pants and reach down into your underwear. Stroke that big bad boy for me. Yes! Tell me how hard it is. Tell me! Do you want it? Do you want it from me? Really? Hold on, your grandma wants to talk to you."

</phone sex>

postbear 10,158 13
03/29/2002 06:13 AM

i get to see the contractors again today.



i should tell one of them that the beer rep thought he was a hottie.

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/29/2002 06:41 AM

what're you gunna do if one of them thar construction workers is a village people and wants you to arrange a date, mr. hot stuff?

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/29/2002 10:02 AM

I would have loved to have been there to hear/see that!





Cudos PB! Well done!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/29/2002 11:11 AM

When I was younger and in Montreal for my brother's bachelor party weekend, we made the mistake of entering a strip club on a side street of St. Catherine's.



I was standing there ready to go in when I noticed a HOT stripper hanging out by the door. I started checking her out and then, to my surprise, she started checking ME out. We were exchanging smiles left and right. I was convinced I was going to achieve every man's dream of scoring a stripper when the door man looked at the eight straight, naive white boys about to enter the club.



"You do realize this is a drag club, right?"



There is something exhilarating about having your ego go from sky-high to sub-basement level within the span of seven seconds.



What happens to your erection is not so exhilarating.

postbear 10,158 13
03/29/2002 12:30 PM

fag.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/29/2002 12:47 PM

Breeder

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/29/2002 02:26 PM

A pretty woman in Canada?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
03/29/2002 02:28 PM

Yep. Even better looking than Christine from You Can't Do That On Television

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/29/2002 02:29 PM

Who didn't want to Frost Moose?

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/29/2002 04:25 PM

Now this is comedy.



postbear needs his own section in GAB full of stuff he says in public to other people.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/29/2002 04:29 PM

In Canada, attaching the name "Moose" to a woman makes her more appealing.

Shoveling Dead Penguins 698 11
03/29/2002 05:04 PM

I was at this local dive bar that shall go unamed. (Bojangles) There was this real cute guy by the fire and he was talkin to a friend of mine. So i walked up and joined the conversation.



As we are talking i am scoping the guy out. He had on combat boots, some loose baggy black pants with a nice tight wife on. I notice he also had both nipples pierced. Complete wet dream type.



As we all stood the me and this cutie(who's name was Corey) began to talk and forgot all about my friend that was standing there. I offered to buy him and drink and he said he wasnt 21 yet so i bought him a soda. We talked for about 30 minutes and i was in love. I noticed i needed a new cocktail so i excused myself and went into the bar.



When in there i saw my friend Big Micheal sitting at the bar and decided to go up and gloat. This is exactly how our conversation proceded...



"Hey Micheal, hows your night?"



"Hey Poof, eh i am at Bo's. How good can it be? So i see you are talking to Corey. Things going well?"



"Yeah and if this keeps up i might be getting a little nookie before the nights out."



"Really? Well then you better drink up and you might want to get some drinks into that one too."



"Why??"



"Oh you know lesbians. They wont do a fag unless they are blitzed. Silly dykes."



At that point i dropped my cocktail on the floor looked at the bartender and ordered a shot of 151 and slammed it. Walked back out to Corey and looked HER right in the face and said "YOU HAVEA SNATCH UNDER THOSE PANTS DAMMIT!!"



I went home with an ugly boy that night but at least i got something that was the right gender.

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/29/2002 05:07 PM

Damn, I wish Big Mike hadn't been there. I'd like to hear how the story would have turned out other wise.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/29/2002 05:08 PM

I met Jennifer the same way.

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/29/2002 05:08 PM

and we can see why too...

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/29/2002 05:09 PM

PS. Dad talked to the owner of the Bo Jangles building. They won't be open again for a loooong time - they still need another $100 grand.

Alienyst 2,371 12
03/29/2002 05:09 PM

oh..well that is in reply to squeamishes post about ^^

Shoveling Dead Penguins 698 11
03/29/2002 05:11 PM

Well you know they are holding Bo's at a club downtown now.



When do you leave Candie??

Candie Kohrne with New Hole in Head 8,640 15
03/29/2002 05:15 PM

My flight's at 7:40. I'm heading to the airport around 5:30.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
03/29/2002 05:15 PM

Have fun, you two!

Shoveling Dead Penguins 698 11
03/29/2002 05:17 PM

Cool, have a wonderfull trip and grab his crotch once and tell him its from me.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/29/2002 05:18 PM

If you happen to run into Princess Jasmine, tell her I'm sorry and I still love her. Then kinda subtly inquire if I can move back in again.

Phuc 237,915 21
03/29/2002 05:21 PM

(regarding first post in thread):



Like I said PBear Diddy, you're evil, but not mean.



But damn, that's a whole lotta evil!

postbear 10,158 13
03/29/2002 10:48 PM

half the work crew left early today, so my plan was foiled.



until i told one of the contractors that the beer rep asked about the guy doing the plumbing.



i won't see them tomorrow, but i'm sure they'll have a lot to talk about.

Demon Disciple 5,097 15
03/29/2002 10:52 PM

and that pic alienyst posted was a whole lot of rosie.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
06/11/2002 07:34 PM

I miss postie.

Candie 'Boom Boom' Kohrne 8,640 15
06/11/2002 09:13 PM

He's on Laura's Bored.

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
06/11/2002 09:14 PM

Target practice, m'boy, target practice.

My husband is gay 1,194 12
06/12/2002 01:38 AM

As we are talking i am scoping the guy out. He had on combat boots, some loose baggy black pants with a nice tight wife on.



Was he a bisexual fag?

Was the tight wife like the body builder type?

or was she just some huge german chick(a'la martina type lesbian?)



WHAT???!

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
06/12/2002 01:50 AM

wife=wifebeater=men's tank undershirt

sockk 4,060 0
06/12/2002 05:11 AM

mhig is so much funnier when his posts are done in nathan lane's voice.