I'm gonna get beat up some day...
A comedy conversation
by The Dirty Vicar  17,446  13
03/29/2002 12:26 AM 229 views
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Survey woman at the store: "Sir, would you care to sign up for a chance to win a useless gift and get daily telemarketers tormenting you for the rest of your days on this pathetic world?"
Me: "Would I!"
SW: "Great! What's your name sir?"
Me: "Jason"
SW: "Is that spelled with a 'Y'?"
Me: "An 'L', actually. But it's silent."
SW: "Oh I see!" [short pause] "Um, where does the 'L' go?"
Me: "Anywhere. It's Frost-ing silent."
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Side-splitting
22 votes
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The Dirty Vicar 17,446  13
03/29/2002 12:30 AM
Mr. postbear's comment in the other thread reminded me of this incident, which occurred a couple weeks ago on a Sunday morning when I was a little hungover.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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postbear 10,158 13
03/29/2002 12:31 AM
"i'd rather burn the hairs off my own ass with a blowtorch than tell you my name, woman."
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/29/2002 12:32 AM
Survey woman? you get a lot of your stuff from them, dontcha?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Therlin - now single! 12,200 13
03/29/2002 12:34 AM
I hate it when they asked you "and what did you say your name/address/whatever was?"
I always reply "I never told you" Don't try to fool me, woman.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.5
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/29/2002 10:40 AM
"My name is Mallory Keaton. I don't know my address. I am sort of 'between homes' you see. Can I come stay with you?"
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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vertical bob 26,707 13
03/29/2002 10:43 AM
I just give them the name of whoever's at the top of my Shakespeare list.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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vertical bob 26,707 13
03/29/2002 10:43 AM
Wait, it's Good Friday. Make that poo poo list.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Bonky 75,728 15
03/29/2002 10:44 AM
Heheheh, I always give the name Margie Casas.
I mean, come on!
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/29/2002 10:47 AM
"Pardon me, you're sitting on my poo poo list."
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