Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/09/2002 11:37 PM

Vlad likes you. Vlad is sorry if Vlad offended. You've gut chutz pas kid!!!



Pwease stay awound, we need more bewtiful giwls awound!!!

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
04/09/2002 11:39 PM

Pssst....



It's really Moon.

Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/09/2002 11:39 PM

Just ignore us, Ms. Fizzgig.



We're cranky, we fight about everything, we like to creat amazingly huge threads about things like poop and religion (I would mention that the two are one in the same but I wouldn't want this thread to reach 400+ posts) and most of all we give newbies a hard time because they don't yet know who to ignore, who to hate, and who to love.



If you're funny and/or interesting, stick around and become one of us. Before you know it it will be YOU who is attempting to drive a newbie off the board before they can make their second post.



For what it's worth, I didn't think your boobs were all that nasty.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/09/2002 11:40 PM

Hey, Fizzgig. I've been out all day, but just read through that marathon thread.



Sorry there were so many issues with you and your popular bosoms. There are better things to do than try to fault people for whatever, so let's start from scratch.



Hi! Welcome to GAB! Some people find this a pretty rough place, but deep down, it's not that bad. Don't take anything seriously, don't take anything personally, and above all, fdisk.

codeslave 2,111 13
04/09/2002 11:41 PM

For what it's worth, Ms Fizzgig, I don't run this funny farm anymore.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/09/2002 11:42 PM

By the way, Vlad has a penis, Nutbutter has a vagina. That is all.

JInx's Lubberly Prodigious Ego 5,835 13
04/09/2002 11:43 PM

I think we should have a fat-husband man-boobs section of the photo album.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
04/09/2002 11:44 PM

Huh? Who?

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
04/09/2002 11:47 PM

I seen a girl's boobies on the internet.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
04/09/2002 11:48 PM

Don't take me too seriously. Besides, I like hot dogs.

Wako, succubus training dummy 12,056 12
04/09/2002 11:57 PM

If your man is all fat, and no one likes your boobies, bring them over here, where I will comfort them...err you

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/09/2002 11:59 PM

Don't take any of us seriously, at all. Least of all Ford.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/10/2002 12:05 AM

hmmm, i think i missed something today.



and me being a fan of nipples, it's twice the shame.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/10/2002 12:08 AM

rock on! i like new real people.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
04/10/2002 12:11 AM

Oh good she came back. Looks like she's passed the first test and much better than a score of other newbies. She might work out after all.

Ignore 90% of the marathon posts. It's misplaced sexual tension between the oldtimer Gabbers.

Other than that, welcome and enjoy your stay.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/10/2002 12:27 AM

don't forget to tip your servers!

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/10/2002 12:29 AM

I may be a little left of center, but I always leave excellent tips...30% min

Mike Moon Superfreak! 4,366 14
04/10/2002 12:32 AM

If 2.15 a hour is good enough for El Salvador its good enough for here. No tip.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/10/2002 12:37 AM

Uh..I never knew you had showed up, Fistsprig...or, Fitzpig or whatever.



You don't need to show boobs here, but it never hurts when you do. Unless you're Squeamish. Then it HURTS. OH, IT HURTS....





PS-If you receive a check for 4 dollars and a Ziploc baggie to mail your used panties in, ignore it. Onion has PLENTY of them. She doesn't need anymore.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/10/2002 12:40 AM

She's both funny and interesting. Check out her updated profile.



She can stay.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/10/2002 01:19 AM

haehahehahe



awesome



click click

SalsaShark: Suburban Outfitter 6,518 11
04/10/2002 01:29 AM

i carry a stack of those little cards that explain exactly why i don't tip, just to be an extra-large jackass.



fizzgig - isn't it nice to know that your body damn near incited a riot?

Refarensu-san 756 11
04/10/2002 01:57 AM

Me likes. Can we keep her?

Refarensu-san 756 11
04/10/2002 02:00 AM

By the way, she isn't kidding. "biggest nipples" on Yahoo shows her site in second place, and she also has the third place on Google.



I'm sure lots of marketing executives are dying to find out how to get that much exposure.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
04/10/2002 02:42 AM

> I think we should have a fat-husband man-boobs section of the photo album.



Finally, a medium for me to express my true self to the world!

postbear 10,158 13
04/10/2002 04:03 AM

you started a big argument, so you're okay in my books.



welcome, fizzgig.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
04/10/2002 04:04 AM

I like big nipples so you are okay in my book.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
04/10/2002 04:07 AM

Errr, that was a joke. I do like big nipples though.

















...and cuddling.

Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/10/2002 06:52 AM

I've found my virginity!

Now, I just hope I don't lose it again...I almost went to jail this time, and I'm not even jail-bait anymore!

Superkitten 3,425 0
04/10/2002 08:33 AM

My god, this chick rules. Check what she overwrited the titpic with.

My husband is gay 1,194 12
04/10/2002 09:30 AM

Them is some nice nips.



That is all I have to say about that.



Hi. I also have a nekkid pic of myself out there.