Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
04/12/2002 05:18 PM

Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare

Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Frost-ing Shakespeare

Shakespeare I have to Shakespeare

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/12/2002 05:18 PM

Poo I smell, it's fresh

My foot slid that little slip

The real joys of spring

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
04/12/2002 05:19 PM

Cleanliness matters

Learn to wipe well, young Isaac

Dad likes not Klingons

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/12/2002 05:19 PM

Poems that start with

Here I sit, brokenhearted...

Are not too funny.

Refarensu-san 756 11
04/12/2002 05:20 PM

Squeamish told me

"kuso" is Japanese Shakespeare

goddamn otaku

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/12/2002 05:20 PM

My morning coffee

will make my brown friend emerge

My poo sees daylight.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/12/2002 05:21 PM

At least have the decency to call it "Hai-poo."

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
04/12/2002 05:22 PM

When I am with you

I think I may smell some poo

Please wipe more gooder

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
04/12/2002 05:23 PM

Fragrant brown flower

Floating serenely in bowl

Can't you learn to flush?

Scooter Brown- #1 Genius Scientist in the Universe 19,936 13
04/12/2002 05:25 PM

I use your toilet

You begrudgingly allow

Like your Shakespeare don't stink

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
04/12/2002 05:26 PM

Posted to GABbers,

A positive integer.

Is it number 2?

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/12/2002 05:41 PM

Crimson streak in yon bowl.

Goodbye Red Dye Number Two.

Sadly we flush thee.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/12/2002 05:43 PM

Next time I will count

The syllables that I use

In my GAB haiku

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/12/2002 05:45 PM

Alas for our John.

He cannot think of any

Content on his own.

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/12/2002 05:46 PM

Forgot to go poop

I never put the seat down

Wet ass, 3 a.m.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
04/12/2002 05:50 PM

Grunting and straining

Push poo from its hiding place

Must eat more fiber

Sperel the goose 2,909 11
04/12/2002 05:51 PM

I like to eat grass.

Then my stomach makes some poop.

I eat poop, too, bitch.

Superkitten 3,425 0
04/12/2002 05:53 PM

Pressure building up

Korean food residue

My stinkstar aflame.

Superkitten 3,425 0
04/12/2002 05:58 PM

Fecal Amusement

Painting with yesterday's meal

Fine art for Squeamish.

Superkitten 3,425 0
04/12/2002 06:02 PM

Cleaning my rectal walls,

A lot of corn. Sandpaper.

Painful, colorful.

Werehamster 2,321 13
04/12/2002 06:12 PM

Owie owie ow

Feels like fishhooks and ground glass

Chilli not worth this

That 80's Peon 6,076 13
04/12/2002 06:20 PM

Broadway rejoices!

"What stain through yon boxers break?"

New Shakespeare opus.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/12/2002 07:58 PM

kuso ha dette

maru kusa umai.

joozu da yo.



"The Shakespeare leaves

round stinky tasty

VERY WELL DONE!"

vertical bob 26,707 13
04/12/2002 08:07 PM

grunt like woodland bears

flush malodorous logs down

the porcelain flume

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/12/2002 08:08 PM

Oh man no paper,

I'm gonna be late for work.

here kitty kitty...

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
04/12/2002 08:09 PM

My little boy had

Poo on his fingers just now

I think he likes it.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
04/12/2002 08:11 PM

Sometimes it is soft

Or splashes, or makes noises

But it always stinks.

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/12/2002 08:39 PM

My bowels again

strain. What evil is this that

dilates me so widely?

She-bot 909 13
04/12/2002 08:45 PM

Morning breaks softly.

Squeezing out yesterday's corn.

Wipe flush: game over.

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/12/2002 08:47 PM

Plop. Plop. The waters greet

what leaves my butt. Goodbye, my

little friend; farewell.

postbear 10,158 13
04/12/2002 10:21 PM

hair around anus

i'm saving some for later

hard, bitter drops of shame.

spinn 114 11
04/12/2002 11:07 PM

Tranquil, seated calm

Spring turns sharply to summer

Oh yeah, those tacos

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/12/2002 11:08 PM

Digested matter

Why do you leave me like this?

So brown, soft, smelly.

spinn 114 11
04/12/2002 11:15 PM

Stop whining back there

Can't you hold it for just a--

Christ, Dave, stop the car

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/12/2002 11:18 PM

Long, brown, tender growth

From my sphincter you flow free

Modern Art? Perhaps.

Superkitten 3,425 0
04/12/2002 11:38 PM

Stuck-up Carroll sipped me

Stuck-up Carroll sipped Sperel too

Don't find poop funny, bitch?

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/12/2002 11:40 PM

Behemoth emerges.

The waters receive the mass.

Note to self: less fiber.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/12/2002 11:43 PM

ALL ABOARD TO YOU

ALL STOPS BOUND FOR FECALTOWN

TRAIN'S IN THE STATION!

spinn 114 11
04/12/2002 11:51 PM

Dear God in Heaven

Week-old fish has much to say

PHLABBITYFLORKBLOOSH

Brookie, barely clinging to the list at #50 0 0
04/13/2002 12:00 AM

Took Ex-Lax last night

Now my tummy hurts and my

anus burns OW OW!

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/13/2002 12:49 AM

Poo I smell, it's fresh

My foot slid that little slip

My dog has been here

Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
04/13/2002 01:43 AM

There once was poo that

Emerging from fat buttocks

Made the wise Gods cry

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/13/2002 01:47 AM

I will make, I hope

A song about turds that float

In my Poooooo Hai-koooooo





(dedicated to the Linda Rondstat fans in QTA)

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
04/13/2002 02:20 AM

I'm poking cotton

Anticipate sweet release

Say fairwell my poo

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
04/13/2002 02:22 AM

I need more TP

I wipe again and again

Poo has left its mark

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
04/13/2002 02:25 AM

Merciful bowels

I can't be prarie dogging

Time for a massive

spinn 114 11
04/13/2002 04:07 AM

Desolate buffet

No food left, not even crumbs

"Not so," says Divine

spinn 114 11
04/13/2002 04:08 AM

Take my word for it

You don't want to go in there

Strike a match next time

spinn 114 11
04/13/2002 04:12 AM

There was that one time

Grandma crapped herself in church

Goddamn that was great

spinn 114 11
04/13/2002 04:17 AM

First day here, intern?

You'll start in geriatrics

Guess what your job is

Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/13/2002 06:05 AM

Groaning with pleasure

Wrapping arms around my knees

I bomb atlantis

spinn 114 11
04/13/2002 07:28 AM

Quarter, string, button

No sign of your ring yet, dear

I hate that damn dog

Phuc 237,915 21
04/13/2002 09:50 AM

Calm. Still. Deep. Serene.

The waters ripple gently

As I pinch a loaf

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
04/13/2002 10:19 AM

Thunderous clapping

Cheeks slap against one another

Diarreah again.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/13/2002 10:22 AM

Drop a neutron bomb.

Leave the children at the pool.

Don't forget to wipe.

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
04/13/2002 10:41 AM

Poo comes out of me

What could possibly go in

That comes out like this?

0 0
04/13/2002 12:51 PM

Wants poo with no swears

But I only know shakespeare

Should read more on throne

Jason Encyclopedia 4 12
04/13/2002 02:58 PM

They are my children:

Lovely ropes of burnt umber.

Sad to see them go.

Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/13/2002 11:57 PM

I ruminant sit

dreaming of better places

While time and poo pass.

Only 96% as Feeble 32,400 15
04/14/2002 12:47 AM

I sit and think this:

Perhaps Lucas conceived

Jar Jar in this place.

d8uv the alliteration man 3,011 13
04/14/2002 01:33 AM

Fear diarreah.

Feels like Ramen is going

Out of your backdoor.

She-bot 909 13
04/14/2002 03:12 AM

More fiber, doc said.

Man, I think I'm gonna die!

Bran flakes? Just say no.

My husband is gay 1,194 12
04/14/2002 12:20 PM

Must my feet stink

no more sake

What did I step on

Chimbly 20 11
04/14/2002 12:44 PM

Coffee has Caffeine

But don't give it to Monkeys...

Supersonic poo.

Chimbly 20 11
04/14/2002 12:57 PM

Lotus blossoms fall

gentle as soft rain or as

fecal matter does.

Chimbly 20 11
04/14/2002 01:00 PM

"Waste not, want not" is

not always applicable.

Just let it go, man.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/14/2002 01:05 PM

Happy lucky poo

Make my flowers grow again!

Good Lord, What's that smell?

Chimbly 20 11
04/14/2002 01:06 PM

"Write about poo but

keep it clean," he said. I said,

"Ok." wipe wipe wipe.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/15/2002 01:36 AM

Based on a true story:



Sitting in the loo.

Thinking of a haiku.

Reading my Nietzche.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/15/2002 01:46 AM

I'm

Gecko, Last master of the shadowfist style 0 0
04/15/2002 01:53 AM

Large brown stone, it floats

Slowly you melt into mud

I flush, a heroes death

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/15/2002 02:09 AM

I had a full piss tube all day long until someone just came in and sipped mine and mine alone.



The smiley system sucks ass.

Superkitten 3,425 0
04/15/2002 02:39 AM

I got sipped repeatedly, as did Sperel. Those Frosters.

Wako, succubus training dummy 12,056 12
04/15/2002 03:37 AM

Poo poo poo poo poo.

That last sentence needs a verb.

Pop poo poo poo wipe.

Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/15/2002 05:16 AM

I gave you a "clickie" Cap'n Stuby

And I even quoted you a few times while I was outside in the real world. Got some laughs that one did.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/15/2002 10:21 AM

I took a carving knife and tried to make my nipples look like yours, Fizzgig...but now they LOOK LIKE CABLE TV!





AAAJHFOGDUGHUGHUGS

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/15/2002 10:22 AM

gochisoh-sama

hai, itadakimasu

hashi, hai shoyu



"The food is fortunately because of you (thank you for the food)



Yes, please eat.



Chopsticks, Yes, soy sauce!





A mighty fine verse

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/15/2002 01:53 PM

Stuck in traffic jam

No air flow, windows stuck shut

Should have Shakespeare, farts stink

Wako, Professional Pimp 12,056 12
04/15/2002 03:25 PM

Stub, you reminded me once when i was young at summer camp, and we played this getting to know people game, where you split into little changing groups of 3 and answer moderated questions.



One of mine was with two girls and they asked "TP:fold or wad?"



I said, "usually I just reach for a nearby hand towel."

Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/15/2002 06:27 PM

"I took a carving knife and tried to make my nipples look like yours, Fizzgig...but now they LOOK LIKE CABLE TV!





AAAJHFOGDUGHUGHUGS"



That is probably the dumbest statement I've ever heard. I mean - did you really have to think about that and take the time to type it and post it?



You've got more issues than the chicken!

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/15/2002 07:27 PM

It was as close as I could get to a compliment without recoiling in fear of goodness and friendliness, Fizzle.





I am a charter member of the Bastard Brigade. No one here, save the almighty Stinky and Urkel, is safe from my cruelest barbs and lag-witted poltroonery in casting aspersions and then running for the hills.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
04/15/2002 07:30 PM

I was trying to beautify my horrid man-nipples...



It were a compliment, surely.

Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/15/2002 08:51 PM

Cap'n Stuby - You're a man??!!



Oh, I see, you just have man nipples.



*gets it now*

goatwarrior 56 11
04/15/2002 09:42 PM

Vengence from the bum,

I unleash the fury of poo

the desk of my foe.

goatwarrior 56 11
04/15/2002 09:49 PM

The toilet beckons,

the call is compelling me

to release the gates.

goatwarrior 56 11
04/15/2002 09:54 PM

Stain in my Kakhis.

Brown wetness on my office chair.

Goodness no, the runs!!

goatwarrior 56 11
04/15/2002 09:59 PM

Three person office

emptied by aroma of poo,

The sweetness of farts.

goatwarrior 56 11
04/15/2002 11:17 PM

You feeling primal?

We can all use the loo like pigs

at John Hargrave's house.