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I wrote a little free verse about The New Gab. I thought you all might enjoy it.
I call it "Who Needs To Swear, Anyway?"
Friendly conversation
Ubridled humor
Candid laughter
Kindred spirits
Supportive friends
Happiness and joy
Individuality
Total freedom of speech
Caring and understanding
Unwavering kindness
Neighborly love
These things make GAB my home.
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Side-splitting
22 votes
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Side-splitting
21 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/16/2002 04:17 PM
You so silly.
I wrote a haiku.
Aushie is silly.
She doesn't like cucumber.
Sandwiches have bread.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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1bigdork 7,825 12
04/16/2002 04:28 PM
Kiss me, you fools.
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Side-splitting
15 votes
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EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/16/2002 04:30 PM
Congradulations Aushie
On making me laugh
Come try again and
Kill me with your wit.
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Side-splitting
15 votes
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1bigdork 7,825 12
04/16/2002 04:34 PM
Klan rallies
I'm pregnant
Twats
Turds
Eat my shorts
Noob bashing
Shlt fetishes
Fudge.
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Side-splitting
13 votes
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+15Chickens, hillbilly extraordinaire 286,208 61
04/16/2002 04:37 PM
Haha.
Candie
Or
Certainly
Kenshin
Saw
Urkel
Compute
Killer
Erogeonous
Rhymes
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Side-splitting
20 votes
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/16/2002 04:39 PM
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Could someone be a peach and fill that in for me. It's lunchtime!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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She-bot 909 13
04/16/2002 04:42 PM
M ine
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h opeless
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k eep
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u nusual
c hanges
k enneled
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r ah!
O h!
C ause
u pset
n ow
t ogether.
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Hilarious
15 votes
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John Hargrave 128,742 73
04/16/2002 04:52 PM
Heh.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Aphrodite 2,261 13
04/16/2002 04:52 PM
Aaushie is my hero
Perhaps she will
Humor me and my
Rock with witty
Odes, but remember
I will be the first
To wear
Edible underware
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Hilarious
21 votes
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EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/16/2002 04:53 PM
"D" is for dumbass.
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Alienyst 2,371 12
04/16/2002 05:55 PM
I get it...clickies...
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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1bigdork 7,825 12
04/17/2002 01:19 AM
bounce
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/17/2002 01:23 AM
bounce?
Downy smells better.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Chaldron Urkel Hoodspinster, CPA 1,560 13
04/17/2002 01:26 AM
Don't squeeze the friggin' Charmin, you punk kids!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/17/2002 01:27 AM
all righty.
Sure
Happy
It's
Tuesday.
because rany days and mondays. . .
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Side-splitting
21 votes
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Wako, succubus training dummy 12,056 12
04/17/2002 01:35 AM
Please, i could
Ose
Eome of that
  weet lovin I so
  earn for
Oh no! the swearbot is learning! It's alive!!
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Side-splitting
11 votes
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'Hollywood' ODBPM 116 11
04/17/2002 01:48 AM
Super Fun
Utterly Entertaining
Could not be better
Kind, caring people
My favorite website
You shoud like it too
Let's hold hands!
Everyone is oh so nice!
Friendly people everywhere!
Time for another Kenshin post!
No website is funnier!
U know you wanna post!
Turok is a pretty good video game
Jokes are EVERYWHERE!
O the fun you will have!
Hargrave is the man!!
Now it's time for me to go!
I am the GABer who says Ni!
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Side-splitting
18 votes
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vertical bob 26,707 13
04/17/2002 01:53 AM
Has anyone noticed that there are several obscenities hidden in this thread?
It couldn't be accidental. I bet it's a message from God or Tim Berners-Lee or something.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/17/2002 01:55 AM
Well, I never!
and what are you possibly implying, VBob?
that some might not be pleased?
what a shocking revelation!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Callie 'He's not *my* Yeats' Mollari 14,455 13
04/17/2002 02:04 AM
Declan McManus
4/17/2002 12:55 am [LAI.LNO.21.69]
Well, I never!
That's not what I've heard!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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vertical bob 26,707 13
04/17/2002 03:27 AM
CAPT. Though related to a peer,
I can hand, reef, and steer,
And ship a selvagee;
I am never known to quail
At the fury of a gale,
And I'm never, never sick at sea!
CREW. What, never?
CAPT. No, never!
CREW. What, never?
CAPT. Hardly ever!
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Side-splitting
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vertical bob 26,707 13
04/17/2002 04:05 AM
There must be something to it. I hear if you read every third letter of every fifth verse of the second chapter of Leviticus it says "Fallwell's a freakin' idiot."
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Hilarious
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:10 AM
hehe
I'll just contribute to this thread by pissing in everyones tube k.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:12 AM
l!
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Hilarious
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:13 AM
m!
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Hilarious
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:13 AM
n!
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:13 AM
heh
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Hilarious
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:14 AM
..ll!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:14 AM
in a tree
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Chuckleworthy
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:17 AM
Must
have
more
water
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Hilarious
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:19 AM
What's the matter - can't you read?
uhm...
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:19 AM
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't bother typing it
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Chuckleworthy
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Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:20 AM
to dawn that is
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Chuckleworthy
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:22 AM
I knew someone would jump on that
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Hilarious
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Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:24 AM
Even in the wee hours, I am here to pounce on all flaws, because I am the Busy-Body Know-I-All.
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Side-splitting
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Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:24 AM
Except how to spell "it."
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Hilarious
5 votes
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'Hollywood' ODBPM 116 11
04/17/2002 04:25 PM
Super fun chat this is!
Where in the WORLD is Carmen Sandeigo?
Egads! No profile pics!
Ask anyone, all time Swearbot sucks
Really funny posts!
Beautiful Day by U2 is a good song
O the loss of profainity!
Time for a change!
Superman is cool
Undertaker is a cool wrestler
X-Files anymore sucks
Can you feel it?
Oreos are good with milk!
Canned Spam is GOOD!
Kill WHITIE!
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
05/12/2002 05:13 PM
Further evidence that the mandatory swearbot harms no one.
Except those with Tourrette's syndrome, who gain an uncontrollable urge to shout words from Jazz, or names of Pasta, or perhaps names of Poets.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
05/12/2002 05:18 PM
Feeble-
Thanks for reviving this thread.
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||D |H| ||5 3 3 ||{ 2,863 12
08/30/2002 09:02 PM
Do it some more please !
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Feeble and his Conqueror Worm 32,400 15
08/30/2002 09:31 PM
Despite
All pleas, John
Remains adamant about
No option for swearbot usage!
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NOMFD8UVIC 3,011 13
08/30/2002 09:54 PM
Wow. I saw three full pee bars.
I maha'd thm all.
Because I'm a bastard.
hold me
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Hilarious
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||D |H| ||5 3 3 ||{ 2,863 12
08/30/2002 10:26 PM
Post exceeds your moral tolerance.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Feeble and his Conqueror Worm 32,400 15
08/31/2002 12:16 PM
Completely offensive
Retarded policy
Undoes Gab
Defends No One.
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