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A comedy conversation by aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/16/2002 04:15 PM 281 views

I wrote a little free verse about The New Gab. I thought you all might enjoy it.



I call it "Who Needs To Swear, Anyway?"



Friendly conversation

Ubridled humor

Candid laughter

Kindred spirits



Supportive friends

Happiness and joy

Individuality

Total freedom of speech



Caring and understanding

Unwavering kindness

Neighborly love

These things make GAB my home.

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Side-splitting 21 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=455987
Bonky 75,728 15
04/16/2002 04:17 PM





You so silly.



I wrote a haiku.



Aushie is silly.

She doesn't like cucumber.

Sandwiches have bread.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456013
1bigdork 7,825 12
04/16/2002 04:28 PM

Kiss me, you fools.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456018
EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/16/2002 04:30 PM

Congradulations Aushie

On making me laugh

Come try again and

Kill me with your wit.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456030
1bigdork 7,825 12
04/16/2002 04:34 PM

Klan rallies

I'm pregnant

Twats

Turds

Eat my shorts

Noob bashing

Shlt fetishes



Fudge.

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456034
+15Chickens, hillbilly extraordinaire 286,208 61
04/16/2002 04:37 PM

Haha.



Candie

Or

Certainly

Kenshin

Saw

Urkel

Compute

Killer

Erogeonous

Rhymes

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456039
Bonky 75,728 15
04/16/2002 04:39 PM





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M

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Could someone be a peach and fill that in for me. It's lunchtime!

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456041
She-bot 909 13
04/16/2002 04:42 PM

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C an

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O h!



C ause

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Hilarious 15 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456070
John Hargrave 128,742 73
04/16/2002 04:52 PM

Heh.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456073
Aphrodite 2,261 13
04/16/2002 04:52 PM

Aaushie is my hero

Perhaps she will

Humor me and my

Rock with witty

Odes, but remember

I will be the first

To wear

Edible underware

 

Hilarious 21 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456077
EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/16/2002 04:53 PM

"D" is for dumbass.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=456238
Alienyst 2,371 12
04/16/2002 05:55 PM

I get it...clickies...

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457066
1bigdork 7,825 12
04/17/2002 01:19 AM

bounce

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457072
Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/17/2002 01:23 AM

bounce?





Downy smells better.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457076
Chaldron Urkel Hoodspinster, CPA 1,560 13
04/17/2002 01:26 AM

Don't squeeze the friggin' Charmin, you punk kids!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457078
Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/17/2002 01:27 AM

all righty.



Sure

Happy

It's

Tuesday.



because rany days and mondays. . .

 

Side-splitting 21 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457087
Wako, succubus training dummy 12,056 12
04/17/2002 01:35 AM

Please, i could

Ose

Eome of that

  weet lovin I so

  earn for





Oh no! the swearbot is learning! It's alive!!

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457099
'Hollywood' ODBPM 116 11
04/17/2002 01:48 AM

Super Fun

Utterly Entertaining

Could not be better

Kind, caring people



My favorite website

You shoud like it too



Let's hold hands!

Everyone is oh so nice!

Friendly people everywhere!

Time for another Kenshin post!



No website is funnier!

U know you wanna post!

Turok is a pretty good video game



Jokes are EVERYWHERE!

O the fun you will have!

Hargrave is the man!!

Now it's time for me to go!









I am the GABer who says Ni!

 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457102
vertical bob 26,707 13
04/17/2002 01:53 AM

Has anyone noticed that there are several obscenities hidden in this thread?



It couldn't be accidental. I bet it's a message from God or Tim Berners-Lee or something.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457104
Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/17/2002 01:55 AM

Well, I never!



and what are you possibly implying, VBob?



that some might not be pleased?



what a shocking revelation!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457112
Callie 'He's not *my* Yeats' Mollari 14,455 13
04/17/2002 02:04 AM

Declan McManus

4/17/2002 12:55 am [LAI.LNO.21.69]

Well, I never!




That's not what I've heard!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457127
vertical bob 26,707 13
04/17/2002 03:27 AM

CAPT. Though related to a peer,

             I can hand, reef, and steer,

             And ship a selvagee;

             I am never known to quail

             At the fury of a gale,

             And I'm never, never sick at sea!



CREW. What, never?



CAPT. No, never!



CREW. What, never?



CAPT. Hardly ever!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457141
Destination: Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/17/2002 03:58 AM

I bet it's a message from God



Must have something to do with those Hewish Bible matrices.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457142
Destination: Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/17/2002 03:59 AM

Jew-ish

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457146
vertical bob 26,707 13
04/17/2002 04:05 AM

There must be something to it. I hear if you read every third letter of every fifth verse of the second chapter of Leviticus it says "Fallwell's a freakin' idiot."

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457157
Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:10 AM

hehe



I'll just contribute to this thread by pissing in everyones tube k.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457161
Destination: Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:11 AM

k!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457162
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:12 AM

l!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457164
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:13 AM

m!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457165
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:13 AM

n!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457166
Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:13 AM

heh

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457167
Destination: Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:13 AM

..kk!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457168
Destination: Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:14 AM

..i-s-s-i-n-g!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457169
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:14 AM

..ll!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457172
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:14 AM

in a tree

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457180
Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:17 AM

Must

have

more

water

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457183
Destination: Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:18 AM

Mhmw?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457184
Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:19 AM

What's the matter - can't you read?



uhm...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457186
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:19 AM

I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't bother typing it

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457188
Micro³ 13,428 12
04/17/2002 04:20 AM

to dawn that is

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457192
Fizzgig 2,531 11
04/17/2002 04:22 AM

I knew someone would jump on that

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457195
Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:24 AM

Even in the wee hours, I am here to pounce on all flaws, because I am the Busy-Body Know-I-All.

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457197
Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/17/2002 04:24 AM

Except how to spell "it."

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=457864
'Hollywood' ODBPM 116 11
04/17/2002 04:25 PM

Super fun chat this is!

Where in the WORLD is Carmen Sandeigo?

Egads! No profile pics!

Ask anyone, all time Swearbot sucks

Really funny posts!

Beautiful Day by U2 is a good song

O the loss of profainity!

Time for a change!



Superman is cool

Undertaker is a cool wrestler

X-Files anymore sucks



Can you feel it?

Oreos are good with milk!

Canned Spam is GOOD!

Kill WHITIE!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=478767
Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
05/12/2002 05:13 PM

Further evidence that the mandatory swearbot harms no one.



Except those with Tourrette's syndrome, who gain an uncontrollable urge to shout words from Jazz, or names of Pasta, or perhaps names of Poets.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=478774
Declan McManus 131,867 36
05/12/2002 05:18 PM

Feeble-



Thanks for reviving this thread.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=564187
||D |H| ||5 3 3 ||{ 2,863 12
08/30/2002 09:02 PM

Do it some more please !

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=564196
Feeble and his Conqueror Worm 32,400 15
08/30/2002 09:31 PM

Despite

All pleas, John

Remains adamant about

No option for swearbot usage!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=564198
NOMFD8UVIC 3,011 13
08/30/2002 09:54 PM

Wow. I saw three full pee bars.



I maha'd thm all.





Because I'm a bastard.













hold me

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=564204
||D |H| ||5 3 3 ||{ 2,863 12
08/30/2002 10:26 PM

Post exceeds your moral tolerance.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=564248
Feeble and his Conqueror Worm 32,400 15
08/31/2002 12:16 PM

Completely offensive

Retarded policy

Undoes Gab

Defends No One.