Viscous 595 12
04/18/2002 05:17 PM

*hands Skippy dunce hat*



Go sit in that corner.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/18/2002 05:18 PM

The only Ban that Ford got was a roll-on. The guy needs to take a hint.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/18/2002 05:19 PM

the whole "ford was banned" thing was started by me as a joke.



Think about it? Why the hell would he get banned?



In order to get banned from Gab you really have to ask for it.



I honsetly don't think he asked for it. Do you?

Capricious Nefarious Jones, shark jumper 78,550 13
04/18/2002 05:19 PM

Heh. Skip believes everything he reads.

Crescent Fresh, Master Baker 10,666 13
04/18/2002 05:21 PM

He didn't just ask for it, by the time I was done he was begging for it..

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/18/2002 05:22 PM

Check your lunar calendar and guess why he had to disappear for a few days.

Capricious Nefarious Jones, shark jumper 78,550 13
04/18/2002 05:22 PM

He flew away to try and score with another unwilling Gabber?

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 05:24 PM

Skippy, if you're joking, you're really lame.



If you're serious, you're really clueless.



Which is it? Are you lame or clueless?



It's ok if you think the answer is both.

Capricious Nefarious Jones, shark jumper 78,550 13
04/18/2002 05:24 PM

I think the answer is both. He's proven as much.

Viscous 595 12
04/18/2002 05:26 PM

I think Skippy has some misogyny issues, myself. Seems as though the Gabbers he attacks-- Candie, Aushie, CNJ-- are always women.



Or maybe he's a closet case and FEARS THE Poe.

Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/18/2002 05:28 PM

I honsetly don't think he asked for it. Do you?



Heehee, I also remember when he begged John to do that.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/18/2002 05:29 PM

I also remember when he begged John to do that.



Surely nobody is so pathetic that the only way they can break the addiction is to ask John to be banned?



That's just crazy talk.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:30 PM

so why was he banned?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:31 PM

I have nothing against haber, I just like to pick on her.



I got in one arguement with aushie and now we're bitter enemies by her choice.



CK likes to beat dead horses and I can't help that.



I guess I am a woman hater.

Capricious Nefarious Jones, shark jumper 78,550 13
04/18/2002 05:32 PM

Heh - all in fun, Skip, all in fun.

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/18/2002 05:34 PM

Ford's banned?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:35 PM

well if anyone thinks about it, all my jabs at you are totally unfounded so one could easily figure out I'm not serious.



lets look at things rationally for a minute.



1- I know very little if anything at all about you.

2- I haven't a clue what you look like.

3- I've never had any real conversation with you.



what could I possibly have against you besides the fact that you GAW Icon is more appealing to Squeamy's than mine is.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:35 PM

yeah, why though? no one will tell me. It's all a conspiracy or some big secret or something.

Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/18/2002 05:37 PM

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheehee...

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/18/2002 05:40 PM

People have the icons turned on?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:41 PM

*cough*cough*

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 05:42 PM

We're not enemies. I just point out when you're being a tard. Think of it as tough love.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:44 PM

if I did that to you I'd never have time to do anything else.

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 05:45 PM

mmmhmmmm.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:46 PM

i remember in first grade when girls did that to the boys they liked.

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 05:51 PM

Don't get your hopes up.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:55 PM

Dear god its true?!?!?! I was hoping it wasn't I don't need another stalker.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/18/2002 05:56 PM

Skippy, remember the last time that I warned you about riling up Aushie?



You're doing it again.



*gets popcorn

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:58 PM

girls like being teased.

Pants 14,252 17
04/18/2002 05:58 PM

Or anything else for that matter.

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 05:58 PM

Don't worry, dork. I think he's just trying to demonstrate that he can be lame and clueless simultaneously.

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
04/18/2002 05:59 PM

I like boobies.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 05:59 PM

aushie your GAW icon is a face with testicles hanging from its mouth. care to explain?

Pants 14,252 17
04/18/2002 06:02 PM

Come on where's the Love? Aushie put those trousers around your ankles and show us where it's at you hot little filly.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:03 PM

uh... yah.. anyways...





why was ford banned?

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/18/2002 06:04 PM

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy

4/18/2002 4:58 pm [HWS.TKP.32.130]



Don't worry, dork. I think he's just trying to demonstrate that he can be lame and clueless simultaneously.



Manhattan Fever

4/18/2002 4:59 pm [ORR.LMT.155.114]



I like boobies.





Perfect!

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
04/18/2002 06:06 PM

Wait, what'd I do wrong?



What? dork please quit Frost-ing with my feeble innocent brain.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/18/2002 06:11 PM

Um, the whole "Ford is banned" thing was a joke started by Nutbutter. Ford is just taking one of his little vacations from all of us.



By the way, thanks alot, Nutbutter.

11,939 13
04/18/2002 06:12 PM

Brews

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:12 PM

so why was ford banned?

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/18/2002 06:13 PM

Again, such brilliance! The French will erect statues honoring your masterful comedy.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/18/2002 06:14 PM

Because he assraped the baby Jesus. In a mosque. With a menorah.

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
04/18/2002 06:14 PM

SHUT THE FVCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE BITCH.

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/18/2002 06:14 PM

Ford was banned?

Pants 14,252 17
04/18/2002 06:16 PM

mmmm menorah.

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 06:17 PM

Pants

4/18/2002 5:02 pm [LBU.OTP.208.3]



Come on where's the Love? Aushie put those trousers around your ankles and show us where it's at you hot little filly.



Here you go, Pants.

Pants 14,252 17
04/18/2002 06:19 PM

Christ my Clydesdale has smaller ankles than that!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:20 PM

*clickie*

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:21 PM

errr... *aushie clickie*

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/18/2002 06:22 PM

Ford was banned???

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
04/18/2002 06:23 PM

Let's get high

And have fun

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:23 PM

apparently so nb, but no one will tell me why.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/18/2002 06:24 PM

Ford sent me this link. Funny.



Aporogeeze if it's been posted.

that darn sock 4,060 0
04/18/2002 06:24 PM

yes, ford was banned.



he'll never be allowed in red lobster again.

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 06:30 PM

Christ my Clydesdale has smaller ankles than that!



hehehehe, well, you did specifically request the trousers. Maybe your Clydesdale just has less bulky pants.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:33 PM

damn the Pizza Hut!!!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 06:35 PM

I'm pretty sure he was refering to your fat ankles and not the pants.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/18/2002 06:39 PM

aushie, I love you for so many reasons



damn merkinette...

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 06:42 PM

(ankles more fairly represented here and here)

Merkin 10,008 13
04/18/2002 06:44 PM

Do those come with ranch dressing?

Spool Pigeon 2,859 12
04/18/2002 06:44 PM

Damn, you start a thread inquiring about the well-being of Ford, and this is what happens.

aushie is genetically-modified eye candy 5,580 13
04/18/2002 06:53 PM

Merkin--everyone has to bring their own condiments.

Bonky 75,728 15
04/18/2002 07:17 PM

Hey! Didn't codeslave finally admit to being "Hamhock?"

Yippy, el comedor del sapo de Bonky 3,028 13
04/18/2002 07:21 PM

Ford was banned because he asked to be banned. I think someone already said that.

vertical bob 26,707 13
04/18/2002 07:31 PM

Stop me before I post again!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 07:41 PM

whoa whoa whoa wait a second....





why was Ford banned again?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 07:43 PM

(ankles more fairly represented here and here)





I was joking...





note the "was"

Bonky 75,728 15
04/18/2002 07:50 PM

It's very hot

and getting hotter.

May I have

a glass of water?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2002 07:55 PM

That was lame

and getting lamer

would you please

shut up now?

vertical bob 26,707 13
04/18/2002 08:00 PM

Wood eye? Screw you, hunchback!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/18/2002 10:08 PM

For the last time: FORD WAS NOT BANNED.



Why would John ban ford?

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/18/2002 10:11 PM

Wait, when was Ford banned?

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/18/2002 10:13 PM

Why was Ford banned?

Merkin 10,008 13
04/18/2002 10:18 PM

Chickens is dead.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/18/2002 10:21 PM

Chickens died? When did this happen?

Merkin 10,008 13
04/18/2002 10:25 PM

A while ago.



I'm pregnant, too.



Ford is the father.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/18/2002 10:26 PM

Now I know why Ford was banned.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/18/2002 10:51 PM

Ford's a musician?





He's been band?

Superkitten -shitfuckcuntcock- 3,425 0
04/18/2002 10:53 PM

Ford was banned because he popped one of Hargrave's roids with his massive networking Coleridge.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/19/2002 12:49 AM

Wait, why was Ford banned? I'm missing something here...

that darn sock 4,060 0
04/19/2002 12:58 AM

he peed in some of john's yogurt. and we all know how much john hates it when someone pees in his yogurt.

Wako, workin hard, hardly workin 12,056 12
04/19/2002 02:54 AM

I just assumed it was for postal overflow.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/19/2002 12:06 PM

so wait he postal over flowed John's yogurt? What? Why was Ford banned?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/19/2002 12:07 PM

Ford was banned?



Why?

3,307 12
04/19/2002 12:33 PM

We're getting the Banned back together... Call Hairless Bob.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/19/2002 05:36 PM

That dosen't explain why Ford was banned... does anyone know why Ford was banned?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/20/2002 09:08 PM

Will you please answer my question? Why was Ford banned?

violent squirrel 0 0
04/20/2002 09:14 PM

bitch ass Carroll Frost Poe Coleridge Shakespeare

violent squirrel 0 0
04/20/2002 09:14 PM

tits

that darn sock 4,060 0
04/20/2002 09:25 PM

It turns out that ford isn't ford prefect at all. he's saddam hussein. when you think about it, the whole thing makes a lot of sense.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/29/2002 04:36 PM

but why was Ford Banned?

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/29/2002 04:38 PM

Whoa. Ford's banned?

+15Chickens, wearing kilt 286,208 61
04/29/2002 04:51 PM

Something to do with the Edsel.

Pants 14,252 17
04/29/2002 04:52 PM

Here we go again.

GonzoXP: Indoor or Outdoor use Only. 20,522 17
04/29/2002 06:51 PM

fdisk

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/29/2002 06:55 PM

The Edsel was not a "Ford."



It was a separate make, like Lincoln or Mercury.

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
04/29/2002 10:24 PM

So, Ford wasn't banned, he was merged?



Someone's taking this "The Two Will Become One Flesh" business a bit too far.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/02/2003 11:29 AM

What's all this talk about Ford being banned?