EvilPanda 4,807 13
04/19/2002 01:24 PM

Better you than me. the last time I got stung by a bee I went into shock. I'm allergic. Who knew?

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/19/2002 01:25 PM

Screw that dropping off on the window sill stuff. It stung you. Now it knows the taste of human fleShakespeare is a rogue bee now, and must be destroyed.

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/19/2002 01:25 PM

Okay. There are times when the swearbot is a Force of Purest Evil.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2002 01:25 PM

SUT is hovering over me to see if I will start shuddering like a new can of paint at Home Depot.



ow. It's itchy too.



Die bee die!

My husband is gay 1,194 12
04/19/2002 01:26 PM

I feel your pain, DR. I'm allergic to bee stings, and I tell you, nothing like a histamine reaction to ruin your week.



Last time I got stung, my forearm looked like Popeye's by the time I made it to the ER, and I still have that nasty brown spot on my skin.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/19/2002 01:26 PM

Quick! Suck out the venom!

Crickette 2,472 12
04/19/2002 01:27 PM

Make a paste out of baking soda and water and put that on the sting. It will help.





Or is it cornstarch and water?

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/19/2002 01:28 PM

I thought it was aspirin and water?



You can also rub dried tobacco from a cigarette on it.

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/19/2002 01:29 PM

make sure that stinger is out...and the puncture clean



the baking soda plaster is a good idea...you can also incise about an nch from the sting to drain...just little ones, enough to drain...swelling goes away faster, but hurts longer...

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/19/2002 01:36 PM

Maybe the bee was radioactive, and now you'll get SUPERPOWERS, like, I dunno, like a super-butt-stinger or super-sbility-to-vomit-honey or something.



Huh. Being a Bee-Man would suck.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/19/2002 01:38 PM

hehehe.



It's funny 'cause it's not me.

My husband is gay 1,194 12
04/19/2002 01:39 PM

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Her Holyness The Lady Trixxie LeFlambe Bedet 65,021 15
04/19/2002 01:41 PM

Pusseys

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
04/19/2002 01:44 PM

Why did I just picture this as an episode of Will and Grace?



Jack stepping on a bee, jumping around screaming, with Will trying to calm him.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
04/19/2002 01:44 PM

All gays are like Jack, right?

Merkin 10,008 13
04/19/2002 01:46 PM

All gays are like the couple in the movie "Best In Show."

Gavia immer 803 13
04/19/2002 01:48 PM

So we haven't heard from DR in almost half an hour. Still breathing, I hope.

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/19/2002 01:51 PM

he has swelled up like a beached squeammish and can't type...

Her Holyness The Lady Trixxie LeFlambe Bedet 65,021 15
04/19/2002 01:51 PM

Pat Robertson Knows, Once we have your women on our side you will be so out numbered.

Sleestack 30,342 13
04/19/2002 01:53 PM

He's outside testing his new super-thorax.

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
04/19/2002 01:58 PM

My husband got stung by a wasp a couple nights ago. He had been up in the attic, installing the window screens and it must have crawled into his shirt. He came downstairs and flopped on the bed next to me, where I was feeding the baby.



All of a sudden he's screaming, "OW!OWWWW!!", and jumps up off the bed. Which of course, made the baby start screaming.



So he says, "Look at my back! Something just stung me!"



He turns around and I don't see anything, then he lifts up his shirt and the wasp is crawling down his back towards his butt. So me, keeping me head ever so cool while both husband and child are now screaming, yell, "OH MY GOD! There's a HUGE WASP on YOUR BACK!"



So he yells "GET IT OFF OF ME!" and takes off running throughout the downstairs, flinging his clothes off as fast as he can. I'm thinking, uh... how am I supposed to get it off of you if you're going to run away?



Anyhoo, after a careful inspection of his nutsak and other important parts, he found the wasp in his t-shirt on the floor.



Geez.



And then he was pissed at me for not brushing the wasp off as he ran around screaming like a girl.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/19/2002 02:02 PM

hehe. nutsak.

+15Chickens, organ donor 286,208 61
04/19/2002 02:35 PM

It wasn't a bee.

+15Chickens, organ donor 286,208 61
04/19/2002 02:36 PM

I wish you bitches would learn the difference and stop maligning our cool little friends the honeymakers.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2002 05:02 PM

I'm ok. Just been working like you worker bees should be doing.



I can't walk though. Well I can but I walk like I'm wearing one 6inch stilletto on one foot.



And I have bowling tonight. The second last game in the playoffs.



Damnzzz buzzz. bzz!



Bzzz bzzzz bz! bzzzz bzz bzzz bzzzz.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/19/2002 05:03 PM

I just can't believe that you ... bowl.



It's like finding out Al Natanagara cooks with margarine.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2002 05:06 PM

Yeah well you climb mountains, you wimp.

Gavia immer 803 13
04/19/2002 05:47 PM

DR, you bowl? Cool. Come for another visit and we'll do some 10 pin. You do bowl 10 pin, don't you? I have a custom ball made out of grapevines wrapped into a perfect sphere.

shoelace414 10,080 13
04/19/2002 05:50 PM

I'm better than the average. I borl with 12 pins.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/19/2002 05:51 PM

I bowl with a shotgun.

Gavia immer 803 13
04/19/2002 05:51 PM

borl......



I'm not familiar with that sport.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/19/2002 05:53 PM

"Bor-ling" is a sport in which you listen to Frd Prefect speak in Chinese.

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
04/19/2002 05:59 PM

Ooooooohhhhh

My heeeaaaad

+15Chickens, organ donor 286,208 61
04/19/2002 06:13 PM

WASP! IT WAS A WASP!





ADMIT IT!

vertical bob 26,707 13
04/19/2002 07:03 PM

It was a hit wasp sent by your arch bowling rivals, The Rolling Stoners.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/19/2002 10:03 PM

'passes plate of cucmber sandwiches'





Did someone say WASP?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2002 11:45 PM

This is my ball.



We came in 6th place and we're off to the playoffs. My foot actually kind of helped me keep my concentration. That and my growing undying love for the queen.



bzzz

bzzzz

bzzzzz

Alienyst 2,371 12
04/19/2002 11:55 PM

I have my own bowling ball and shoes...I used to have like a 190 average...got some patches, pins, medallions and such from league bowling...but I just did not fit in with the league crowd...

Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/19/2002 11:59 PM

Congratulations, DR.

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
04/20/2002 12:12 AM

DR, I'm glad you can bowl while hopping. But I have to agree with those who find bowling so very - nongay. It just doesn't match up for the fashion and interior-decorating conscious to bowl.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/20/2002 12:48 AM

Alienyst, you may consider joining Dead Robot's league. There's always an opening.

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
04/20/2002 10:34 AM

I've never been in a league. I think the highest I've ever bowled, when I was doing it a lot, was like 260. It's been 20+ years, so I'm not really sure.

Werehamster 2,321 13
04/20/2002 05:59 PM

Once while camping, I took a sip of soda from a can and got a hornet in my mouth. It was incredibly... alien is the word I'm looking for, I guess. My surprise at finding a living, moving piece of chiton with points all over it was unpleasant, to say the least.