Start Up the Swear Bot .....
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by Chouggy, Thumb Boy  5,183  13
04/22/2002 06:27 PM 229 views
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Email hilarity thread #4677821
Top 10 historical uses of the F word...
10th - "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*ck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963
And,.....drum roll........ The number 1 most appropriate time
for using the "F" word.................
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*ck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
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Side-splitting
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Trae (Version 3.5) 156,785  17
04/22/2002 06:28 PM
No, #1 is:
"Shakespeare, I didn't think they'de get that Frost-ing mad!!"
- Osama Bin Laden
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Trae (Version 3.5) 156,785 17
04/22/2002 06:33 PM
I mean:
"Sh*t, I didn't think they'de get that F*u*king mad!!"
Osama Bin Laden
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Side-splitting
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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
04/22/2002 06:35 PM
Ted Kennedy:
"What the f*ck is this lake doing in the middle of the road?!"
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Hilarious
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Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/22/2002 06:37 PM
Sonny Bono:
What the f*ck is a tree doing there? *thud*
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Hilarious
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
04/22/2002 06:38 PM
"Who the f*ck needs a condom!?" Shelby 2002
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Funny
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Trae (Version 3.5) 156,785 17
04/22/2002 06:40 PM
Layne Staley
"What the f*ck???!!"
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Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/22/2002 06:42 PM
Donk
"F*ck 'em. I can find a new job"
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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
04/22/2002 06:50 PM
Guest on Jerry Springer:
"What the f*ck do you mean? F*cking my sister isn't dirty!"
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Hilarious
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/22/2002 06:53 PM
"Can I send you my resume? I need a f*cking job."
Trae 2002
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/22/2002 06:58 PM
I'm drinking a little alceehol right now.
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Side-splitting
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Trae (Version 3.5) 156,785 17
04/22/2002 06:59 PM
"Can I send you my resume? I need a f*cking job."
Trae - Contractor 2003
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/22/2002 07:00 PM
"Can I send you my f*cking resume? I need a f*cking job, F*cker!"
Bonky 2002
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Funny
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Trae (Version 3.5) 156,785 17
04/22/2002 07:02 PM
"Attitude problem?? I don't have a f*cking attitude problem!!"
Trae early 2002
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Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/22/2002 07:02 PM
"Can you help me. I seem to be f*cking lost."
--Donk at the last Job Fair
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Hilarious
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/22/2002 07:02 PM
"F*ck this!"
Manhattan Fever at college 2001
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Hilarious
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Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/22/2002 07:04 PM
"Check out this email where it looks like people are f*cking but it's just hands with lotion."
- Trae
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d8uv Snapdragon-McFisticup 3,011 13
04/22/2002 07:04 PM
"Oh dear, you guys are such pottymouths."
--d8uv 2002
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Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
04/22/2002 07:05 PM
"Dude, I'm F*cking wasted. I wonder how much of this f*cking sh*t I'll remember tomorrow"
--Manhattan Fever - 2002
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
04/22/2002 07:06 PM
"Shut the f*ck up." Chouggy 2002
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/22/2002 07:07 PM
Who wants chips and salsa? I like the green stuff better. Who's Mike? I don't know any . . . oh, wait, I know 3 Mikes. Could you be more specific?
F*ck.
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Chuckleworthy
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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
04/22/2002 07:46 PM
"Where the f*ck's the NyQuil?!?!?"
Jim Henson, May 15, 1990
(Good God Damn! Has it truly been almost twelve years? I can't believe I was only ten when he died...)
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Side-splitting
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Trae (Version 3.5) 156,785 17
04/22/2002 08:11 PM
Good one Candie!!
*kisses*
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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
04/22/2002 09:51 PM
"That's one violent f*cking story!"
Helen Keller, upon being handed a cheese grater
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
07/23/2002 03:50 AM
Well, I always liked this thread anyhoo.
Here's hoping that more people click mah phun33, um, I mean, have the opportunity to see it.
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Chuckleworthy
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
07/23/2002 03:53 AM
F*ck, I've got to stop doing drugs. I can't remember doing this thread.
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
07/23/2002 03:54 AM
Schitt, Chouggy's coked up again.
Naked.
F*ck!
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/23/2002 04:06 AM
Where the f*ck was I the first time this sh1tty thread was around?
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
07/23/2002 05:03 AM
How the f*ck should I know!?
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d8uv 3,011 13
07/23/2002 07:39 AM
I still like my comment the best.
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d8uv 3,011 13
07/23/2002 07:40 AM
Oh. Right.
F*ck.
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/23/2002 08:50 AM
You guys are slipping. In the great Gab tradition of total insensitivity to all sensitivity:
"How the f*ck did I get infected" - Dead Robot.
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/23/2002 08:56 AM
Also, "What the f*ck do you mean, this isn't India?" - Columbus, 1492
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