Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/25/2002 01:47 PM

I'm feeling ill. Poor Superkitten. He makes me laugh.



John has ruined GAB.



Tellingly, only four people have posted in the last 15 minutes -- during one of the usually busiest times of the day.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/25/2002 01:49 PM

* yawn *

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/25/2002 01:49 PM

Too bad. I liked Superkitten.



I also enjoyed corrupting young minds.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/25/2002 01:50 PM

I am far from happy with the current state of affairs, and I am contmplating my next move.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/25/2002 01:50 PM

Maybe John knew they would react this way and is trying to get rid of all the homos.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
04/25/2002 01:51 PM

The mandatory swearbot and the over-18 rule seem to be a contradiction.



If only adults can post here, why do we need a swearbot?

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/25/2002 01:52 PM

* bets $100 *



Because advertisers don't want their ads on pages with bad words.

Lindsey 988 13
04/25/2002 01:56 PM

Nutty, I wondered the same thing in my thread. It makes me sick to my stomach. I was sixteen when I came here, and those first two years on GAB changed my life.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/25/2002 02:01 PM

I think John is trying to get rid of all the gabbers that Nut hasn't impregnated.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/25/2002 02:02 PM

Squeamish-



Just for that, you virus brained guntoting, Republican bastard, I hope you will be forever trapped here, and that you can never log out.





And I mean that in the nicest possible way, too!

vertical bob 26,707 13
04/25/2002 02:02 PM

WHY AM I HEARING THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME PLAYING?

vertical bob 26,707 13
04/25/2002 02:02 PM

Oh. It's on my playlist. Whew.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/25/2002 02:03 PM

"Tellingly, only four people have posted in the last 15 minutes -- during one of the usually busiest times of the day."



Truthfully, I was just hopping about dawnsbrain.com. Is that a good excuse for not posting?

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/25/2002 02:07 PM

Say what oyu want about me, but calling me a Republican is below the belt.

4,366 14
04/25/2002 02:07 PM

stupid Frost-ing straw,

Candie Kohrne v3.5.1 8,640 15
04/25/2002 02:08 PM

Truthfully, I was just hopping about dawnsbrain.com. Is that a good excuse for not posting?



Yes! Everyone hop around dawnsbrain.com instead of posting here! I won't show your IP address and won't kick you out if you're under 18.

Mike Moon Superfreak! 4,366 14
04/25/2002 02:08 PM

and those first two years on GAB changed my life.



you posted your tits.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/25/2002 02:09 PM

John Hargrave

12/24/2001 7:18 pm



I think we've finally found a content model that will allow us to turn a profit with this site in 2002!



Lando Calrissian

But things have developed that will ensure security. I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.

Mike Moon Superfreak! 4,366 14
04/25/2002 02:09 PM

lets go attack another board and point them back to zug.

Mike Moon Superfreak! 4,366 14
04/25/2002 02:11 PM

I just installed ad blocking software I would also like all my ad-clicks back.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/25/2002 02:13 PM

If I were a woman, I'd want to have dork's children.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/25/2002 02:13 PM

Actually, if I were a woman, I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

1bigdork 7,825 12
04/25/2002 02:15 PM

From the same post:



John Hargrave

12/24/2001 7:18 pm



Let me express my condolences in advance to those who signed up for the months of April and October.



Hmmmmm.

Merkin 10,008 13
04/25/2002 02:21 PM

I'm gonna miss Brooke, too. She was a lot of fun, and even though some found her to be a whiney teen, I thought she was invaluable to GAB for that very reason.



Cause really, most of the time, ALL of us act like whiney teens around here.

Mike Moon Superfreak! 4,366 14
04/25/2002 02:22 PM

I cant takes no more. www.zug.com is going into my hosts file.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/25/2002 02:23 PM

Me, too.



www.zug.com 216.218.161.22

Her Holyness The Lady Trixxie LeFlambe Bedet 65,021 15
04/25/2002 03:41 PM

since I didn't sponser a month but made an open donation I guess I'm screwed every month, Good it is to be me.

+15Chickens, organ donor 286,208 61
04/25/2002 03:43 PM

It all comes down to how you feel when you're getting screwed.

Salvia Divinorum(Probably not Superkitten) 0 0
09/08/2002 10:06 PM

I'd just like to say this, for no reason in particular:



Frost you, John.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/08/2002 10:15 PM

John Hargrave

12/24/2001 7:18 pm



Let me express my condolences in advance to those who signed up for the months of April and October.



I'm still here.



Evil Panda and Codeslave were getting chummy chummy on his board a while back about how business should be run. Oh the irony.

Feeble and his Conqueror Worm 32,400 15
09/08/2002 11:13 PM

It's a conspiracy!

Gonzo. 20,522 17
09/08/2002 11:49 PM

It's a trap!

Sexy Raheem Huggy-Bear 12,287 12
09/08/2002 11:51 PM

Ahhhh...



It's so refreshing to see that in this crazy and wayward world we live in, that hate perseveres.

Sexy Raheem Huggy-Bear 12,287 12
09/08/2002 11:56 PM

<action>channels Celine Peeon</action>Near, far, wherever you are...

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
09/09/2002 12:12 AM

blah

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
09/09/2002 12:12 AM

<action> farts

Mr. Big 19,242 12
09/09/2002 12:21 AM

did that return you to your upright position?

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
09/09/2002 12:23 AM

No, she just flew around the room.

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/15/2004 02:55 PM

Hmm, I wonder what Declan's 'next move' was...

Whistler P. McManus 185,800 44
12/15/2004 03:03 PM

Why? Are you trying to rush him? Time moves more quickly in Declan's corner of the universe. I happen to know he's still contemplating.

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/15/2004 03:21 PM

Still contemplating, eh? Whatever that next move is, it's gonna be big!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/15/2004 03:26 PM

It sickens me that I actually paid for a month of this site.



You people used to pay for this Shakespeare??

Ms. Trixxie cumming down your chimney 65,021 15
12/15/2004 03:35 PM

We all kicked in and took up donations for the hosting charge one year.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/15/2004 03:51 PM

Suckers.



Everyone know the internets are free.