Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/01/2002 10:24 AM

Your brand of humor offends me and is counterproductive to the goals and aims of this message board. My puritanical views of religion and morality dictate that the word "fart" is gateway humor, beginning innocently but leading to harder and more lethal humor such as saying the word "poop" or "caca." I cannot stand by and watch you singlehandedly destroy the marvelous tapestry of humor GAB has created with your puerile sense of humor.



I request...nay, DEMAND that you cease all attempts at humor dealing with farting and change the swearbot to replace all instances of "that word" with a suitable and ESRB-approved substitute.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/01/2002 10:27 AM

Point #2:



Your comparison of your son's sense of humor to those in a home for the mentally disabled are patently and grievously offensive to my sense of humanity and dignity. You show no respect for humna beings who, while having the bodies of adults, retain the crippled mental capacities of infants. To utilize such a horrible disease showcases your penchant for sinking to the lowest levels for a cheap laugh.



Mr. Hargrave, YOU disappoint me with your spiteful attitude towards those very same people whose innocence and naivety bring a sliver of light to the inky darkness of the evil world.



Please retract your statement and institute a rule that bans the use of the mentally handicapped in ALL future posts.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
05/01/2002 10:29 AM

Who put coffee in your battery acid this morning, Stuby?

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/01/2002 10:30 AM

In my apoplectic fit of rage, I misspelled "human."



Please forgive my transgression, but CORRECT YOUR OWN IMMEDIATELY.

+15Chickens, wearing kilt 286,208 61
05/01/2002 10:51 AM

pth-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.





*gigggles*

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
05/01/2002 10:59 AM

Sneaks whoopie cushion into Stoob's chair

vertical bob 26,707 13
05/01/2002 11:05 AM

I gotta pull out my old George Carlin albums. I remember one routine where he was riffing on farts that had me rolling around on the floor, tears spilling from my eyes.



The comedy affected me like that, I mean. Not the farts. Though that would have worked too, I suppose.

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
05/01/2002 12:27 PM

Only if you've had a nitrous oxide enema.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/01/2002 12:29 PM

Someone logged in under a few names and deleted all of my piss!





AWESOME!



CONGRATULATION A WINNER IS YOU!

Feeble the Banalometer 32,400 15
05/01/2002 12:36 PM

Stoob, that sucks.



Someday the piss-sipping evildoes will be forced to regurgitate all their ill-sipped humor in a flood of yellow delight!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/01/2002 01:04 PM

I redid some Stub. Thanks for spitting in God's face.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
05/01/2002 01:10 PM

ha ha!!



</laughing at stupid ezly bored posters>

vertical bob 26,707 13
05/01/2002 01:12 PM

Maybe there should be just one identity per ip. I suppose even then a determined person could use a proxy to create a new identity, though.